Learn a small skill every day and embark on a crazy life

Chapter 23 Storyteller Guangzhi

"My Lord, this is the list of items for tonight's auction. Please take a look and see if there is anything that interests you."

Xue Yao walked lightly to Shen Qiu's room and handed a list bordered with gold thread to Shen Qiu.

Shen Qiu was lazily lying in the rocking chair. When he heard Xue Yao's voice, he reluctantly opened his eyes and glanced at the list casually.

"Xueyao, I've said before that these things are nothing to look at. I'm not very interested in them."

Xue Yao covered her mouth and chuckled, "My Lord, you are joking. The items in this auction are all rare treasures. You might as well take a look first. Maybe there will be something you like."

"Okay, okay, I'll do as you say."

Shen Qiu took the list and flipped through it casually.

There are a wide variety of items on the list, from weapons to cultivation secrets, elixirs, etc. It can be said that it has everything, and Shen Qiu is dazzled by the sight.

But he just flipped through it casually and there was nothing that particularly interested him.

"Hey, Mohun Contract Pill?"

Shen Qiu suddenly stopped turning the pages and his eyes fell on a line of small words on the list.

"It emits black gas when it is left alone. What kind of poison is this?" Shen Qiu became interested and asked, pointing to the introduction on the list.

Hearing this, Xue Yao patiently explained, "Young Master, you may not know this, but this Ink Soul Contract Pill is Master Lu's masterpiece. It is said that it can control monsters below the Saint level and make them your fighting partners. There is a detailed introduction at the end of the list."

"Oh~ There is such a magical medicine?"

Shen Qiu immediately perked up and didn't want to read the introduction anymore, because Xue Yao was right next to him. Why didn't he just ask directly? Why bother reading it?

"Tell me quickly, how exactly is this pill used?"

Seeing that Shen Qiu was finally interested, Xue Yao explained in detail the effects and usage of the Mo Soul Contract Pill.

After listening to this, Shen Qiu touched his chin and fell into deep thought.

Controlling monsters?

This thing seems to be of no use to him!
Why would he, a man who just wants to lie down and enjoy himself, need such a powerful monster?

Do I have to ride a monster and stroll around the streets?
That's too ostentatious!
Just when Shen Qiu was about to give up, a flash of inspiration suddenly occurred to his mind.

"and many more!"

Shen Qiu suddenly remembered that he had completed the sign-in a few days ago and gained a small skill...the little flying stick is here!

"My Lord, have you changed your mind?"

When Xueyao saw Shen Qiu like this, she became even more curious.

In the past, he never even batted an eyelid at those strange and bizarre things, so why is he so interested in the Mo Soul Contract Pill today?
"Hehe, it suddenly occurred to me that this elixir has other magical uses."

Shen Qiu put his hand on his chin and smiled like a cat that had stolen some fish. "Well, you have to leave a few for me anyway. They'll be very useful to me."

"Yes, my lord."

Although Xue Yao was full of doubts, she nodded and agreed after seeing Shen Qiu's serious look.

After seeing Xue Yao off, Shen Qiu lay in the rocking chair with a playful smile on his face.

At this moment, the voice of the Destiny System sounded in Shen Qiu's mind:

"Ding, today's sign-in is completed, the host obtains a random small skill: Damn it!"

Note: The host has a sweet smell, and his personal momentum increases by 100%.

"Ding, special reminder, after the skill is activated, a special music effect will appear on the host: I owe thirty thousand, listening to the wind singing about money, the years have changed, but poverty still exists."

Seeing this, Shen Qiu was furious: System, what the hell... (60 seconds voice)
Shen Qiu was already used to the system's tricky operations, and he always got some small skills that were somewhat useful, but not very useful. For example, some time ago, he got the "Powerful Weeding Technique", which could instantly remove all plants within a radius of ten meters. In addition to being used to clean up the weeds around Fanlou, Shen Qiu really couldn't think of any other uses for it.

Shen Qiu stretched lazily comfortably. Xue Yao was a really good girl. He, Shen Qiu, was not very interested in the good things at the auction, but this Mo Hun Contract Pill could be of great use.

"System, exchange a character for me. It will be fine if it is at the Martial King level. As for the image... I will dress it like a scholar."

Shen Qiu said to the Destiny System on the screen.

"Ding, 10,000 taels of gold are deducted from the host, the character exchange is successful, random name: Guangzhi."

Along with the system's prompt sound, an elegant scholar in a green shirt and holding a folding fan appeared out of thin air.

As soon as Guangzhi appeared, he bowed to Shen Qiu and said loudly: "I am Guangzhi, and I greet the master."

Shen Qiu looked up and down at the newly appointed "employee" in front of him and nodded with satisfaction.

These days, Shen Qiu always felt that something was missing in Fanlou.

Although there were many beautiful women and plenty of fine wine in Fanlou, he always felt that something was missing.

It was not until today that he suddenly realized that Fanlou was lacking a storyteller.

Shen Qiu cleared his throat and said in a pretentious manner: "Guangzhi, how about I let you be a storyteller?"

"I'm at your disposal." Guangzhi said with almost no hesitation.

Shen Qiu said in a deep voice: "Well, but storytelling is a science. You can't just say a few words and make people listen with relish."

Hearing this, Guangzhi replied respectfully: "Please give me some advice, my Lord."

"Then I'll just say something casually!"

The characters produced by the system have strong learning abilities.

So Shen Qiu told Guangzhi all the jokes he remembered in his mind, and let him digest the rest by himself.

In fact, Shen Qiu didn't say much. As one of the people who had fun, he only knew part of it and didn't remember everything. However, the parts he remembered were all the essence.

Guangzhi was fascinated by what he heard, as if the door to a new world had been opened.

He originally thought that his master asked him to tell stories to relieve his loneliness, but he did not expect to hear such a wonderful story.

He had never heard of these stories before, and he had never thought that they could be interpreted in this way. Each one of them felt fresh and interesting to him, leaving him with endless aftertastes.

"Master, the stories you told are so wonderful!" Guangzhi said excitedly.

"How is it? Have you learned it?" Shen Qiu asked after talking for a long time.

"My Lord, Guangzhi has remembered it."

Guangzhi said confidently: "I guarantee that I can tell these stories vividly and fascinatingly."

"very good."

Shen Qiu nodded with satisfaction, "Then go down and prepare first. You will tell stories tonight to attract customers."

"Yes, my lord!"

Guangzhi took the order and left, feeling very excited.

Looking at Guangzhi's departing back, Shen Qiu also showed a smile on his face.

Although this destiny system always gives him some weird skills, I have to say that the character exchange function is quite useful, except that it consumes too much gold.

(End of this chapter)