Anti-Japanese heroic righteousness
Chapter 636 A lump of booger
As Gu Liantong said, he took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, popped one out and handed it to Xue Hao, saying, "Come on, smoke one!"
This dramatic change immediately made Xue Hao very uncomfortable. Looking at the cigarette handed over by General Gu, he didn't know whether to take it or not.
"Why, you were so brave just now, but now you don't even dare to smoke me a cigarette?"
After all, it was a young man. After being provoked by Admiral Gu, Xue Hao immediately took the cigarette, put it in his mouth, took out the match and lit it on his own, took a puff, and exhaled a puff of thick smoke. His unruly expression seemed to tell Admiral Gu, "I just smoked it, how about dripping it?"
Admiral Gu smiled impressively, took out a delicate iron lighter, opened the lid with a bang, wiped out the flame, tilted his neck and lit the cigarette, but never took his eyes off Xue Hao's face, as if he wanted to see through Xue Hao. ,
Taking a puff of smoke, Admiral Gu pointed to the three gold stars on his shoulders, and said, "Young man, even if you don't know me, you should know the military rank. My military rank is the same as that of your commander. General, Jiang Haoran taught you how to march and fight, so it is impossible that you did not teach you to respect your superiors, right? You seem to have forgotten to salute your superiors by now?"
General Gu's sudden change of strategy did make Xue Hao flustered. After hesitating for a few seconds, he stood up and saluted. The cleverness of General Gu is that he dragged Jiang Haoran in and attributed the unreasonableness of his subordinates to Jiang Haoran's lack of As for discipline, Xue Hao didn't want to discredit Jiang Haoran, so he directly fell into the trick of General Gu.
In the following time, the two started questioning and answering, from name, position, troop affiliation to why this checkpoint was set up, why did Jiang Haoran issue such a strange order that no organized troop was allowed to enter and leave Base 331.
The old asked questions quickly, and the young answered simply, which made Su Peng who was hiding not far away stomp his feet in anger. If he was too close, he would definitely be kicked to the ground.Of course, Su Peng also knew that Xue Hao was more than brave enough to fight, but his brains were not good enough. The reason why he was sent to carry out this task was because he was Jiang Haoran's "brother-in-law". With Xue Hao facing the thunder in front, the punishment will definitely be lighter. Who knows that this kid is too unreasonable, and he told him to just follow Gu Shangfu, and it would be best to provoke him to vomit blood, but he didn't expect this kid Unexpectedly, the old and cunning Admiral Gu took hold of him with a few words, and if he didn't speak out, he would have to ask everything clearly.
Pulling on the uniform of the general, Su Peng strode out from behind the checkpoint, grinning from afar, "Oh, who is here, such a big show?"
The appearance of Su Peng made everyone start to look sideways, and Xue Hao even trotted over to report with his buttocks clamped.
Su Peng listened to Xue Hao's report, with a suspicious expression on his face, so serious that you couldn't tell that he was pretending, and yelled as he stepped forward: "And this matter, I didn't even hear the greeting from above. ah?"
When Admiral Gu heard the words, he could only scold his mother in his heart, "The higher-ups want to say hello, your fucking radio stations are all silent, where are you going to say hello?"
Su Peng came forward, looked at General Gu without saluting, glanced at General Gu from top to bottom, and said to himself, "You look like a dog, you really look like a dog!" Admiral?"
Admiral Gu had a serious face at first, thinking that a division commander would be sensible, but who knew that he was not as good as the battalion commander before, his eyes suddenly went dark, and he staggered and almost fell to the ground.
The adjutant at the side had sharp eyes and quick hands, he grabbed Admiral Gu and shouted at Su Peng angrily: "Keep your mouth clean, this is the newly appointed Commander-in-Chief of the Third War Zone, Gu Liantong, is your immediate superior?"
Su Peng tilted his neck, glared at the adjutant, and said: "Fuck your mother, the third war zone was disbanded in southern Anhui, where did the third war zone come from, and I'm still my direct boss? You are so confused Blow it?"
"You??????", the adjutant became angry on the spot, quickly opened the purse in his hand, took out the order from the Military Commission, held it up in front of Su Peng and said, "What do you think this is? Your No.40 The group army has been reorganized into the third war zone, and your commander-in-chief Jiang Haoran has also been transferred to the Military Commission, and now the commander-in-chief of the third theater is the General Gu in front of you, do you dare to disobey the order of the Military Commission?"
Su Peng glanced at the paper in the adjutant's hand, and said slowly: "Of course I dare not disobey the order of the Military Commission, but who knows if it is true or not? If such a big high-level appointment and dismissal, our chief executive can't be present, who can tell? letter?"
The adjutant immediately went crazy, and frantically flipped through the purse in his hand again. Su Peng picked his nose in public as if nothing had happened. When the adjutant took out Jiang Haoran's letter of resignation, Su Peng already had a Booger the size of a little fingertip.
"Look carefully, this is the letter of resignation written by your commander-in-chief Jiang Haoran himself, what else do you have to say?" The adjutant held up the paper in his hand and said proudly.
Unexpectedly, Su Peng just glanced at it, then laughed loudly, and said: "If I didn't bring this thing out, I was almost scared by you. If you dare to forge the handwritten letter of our chief, it is enough to prove that you are not a good bird. And isn't that kind?"
After Su Peng finished speaking, a lump of black thing in his hand bounced towards the adjutant. It was no coincidence that the adjutant was dumbfounded by Su Peng's words, and this lump of black thing was thrown into the adjutant directly. Adjutant's mouth.
The adjutant froze in astonishment, obviously felt something entered his mouth, clicked his tongue, and made a natural swallowing movement, the thing was swallowed directly down his throat, wondering what he swallowed, why There was a stench, and I suddenly remembered that Su Peng was picking his nostrils disgustingly just now, and he clearly saw a flick in his hand just now, could it be?????? "Oh my god, bastard????? ?Oh woo, oh woo??????.”
The adjutant immediately choked his own neck and bent over and vomited wildly, and the scene suddenly burst into wild laughter.
Admiral Gu's face had already turned the color of a pig's liver, and his whole body was trembling, but he was a hobbit who had been in the officialdom for a long time, and he actually suppressed this bad breath. He waited for everyone to laugh, and then pretended to be calm Looking at Su Peng, he said: "Why do you say that this letter of resignation is fake? I saw it written by your commander-in-chief Jiang. Can you take responsibility for saying this?"
Su Peng smiled and said, "Want to know?"
Although Admiral Gu did not pick up on Su Peng, his face was full of doubts. Although this letter of resignation was forged, it was imitated by the best calligrapher in the country. It has been verified by many people. He couldn't see any flaws at all, so he didn't believe that the five big and three thick Su Peng could tell the authenticity of it at a glance, and he was basically sure that he was just being blind.
This dramatic change immediately made Xue Hao very uncomfortable. Looking at the cigarette handed over by General Gu, he didn't know whether to take it or not.
"Why, you were so brave just now, but now you don't even dare to smoke me a cigarette?"
After all, it was a young man. After being provoked by Admiral Gu, Xue Hao immediately took the cigarette, put it in his mouth, took out the match and lit it on his own, took a puff, and exhaled a puff of thick smoke. His unruly expression seemed to tell Admiral Gu, "I just smoked it, how about dripping it?"
Admiral Gu smiled impressively, took out a delicate iron lighter, opened the lid with a bang, wiped out the flame, tilted his neck and lit the cigarette, but never took his eyes off Xue Hao's face, as if he wanted to see through Xue Hao. ,
Taking a puff of smoke, Admiral Gu pointed to the three gold stars on his shoulders, and said, "Young man, even if you don't know me, you should know the military rank. My military rank is the same as that of your commander. General, Jiang Haoran taught you how to march and fight, so it is impossible that you did not teach you to respect your superiors, right? You seem to have forgotten to salute your superiors by now?"
General Gu's sudden change of strategy did make Xue Hao flustered. After hesitating for a few seconds, he stood up and saluted. The cleverness of General Gu is that he dragged Jiang Haoran in and attributed the unreasonableness of his subordinates to Jiang Haoran's lack of As for discipline, Xue Hao didn't want to discredit Jiang Haoran, so he directly fell into the trick of General Gu.
In the following time, the two started questioning and answering, from name, position, troop affiliation to why this checkpoint was set up, why did Jiang Haoran issue such a strange order that no organized troop was allowed to enter and leave Base 331.
The old asked questions quickly, and the young answered simply, which made Su Peng who was hiding not far away stomp his feet in anger. If he was too close, he would definitely be kicked to the ground.Of course, Su Peng also knew that Xue Hao was more than brave enough to fight, but his brains were not good enough. The reason why he was sent to carry out this task was because he was Jiang Haoran's "brother-in-law". With Xue Hao facing the thunder in front, the punishment will definitely be lighter. Who knows that this kid is too unreasonable, and he told him to just follow Gu Shangfu, and it would be best to provoke him to vomit blood, but he didn't expect this kid Unexpectedly, the old and cunning Admiral Gu took hold of him with a few words, and if he didn't speak out, he would have to ask everything clearly.
Pulling on the uniform of the general, Su Peng strode out from behind the checkpoint, grinning from afar, "Oh, who is here, such a big show?"
The appearance of Su Peng made everyone start to look sideways, and Xue Hao even trotted over to report with his buttocks clamped.
Su Peng listened to Xue Hao's report, with a suspicious expression on his face, so serious that you couldn't tell that he was pretending, and yelled as he stepped forward: "And this matter, I didn't even hear the greeting from above. ah?"
When Admiral Gu heard the words, he could only scold his mother in his heart, "The higher-ups want to say hello, your fucking radio stations are all silent, where are you going to say hello?"
Su Peng came forward, looked at General Gu without saluting, glanced at General Gu from top to bottom, and said to himself, "You look like a dog, you really look like a dog!" Admiral?"
Admiral Gu had a serious face at first, thinking that a division commander would be sensible, but who knew that he was not as good as the battalion commander before, his eyes suddenly went dark, and he staggered and almost fell to the ground.
The adjutant at the side had sharp eyes and quick hands, he grabbed Admiral Gu and shouted at Su Peng angrily: "Keep your mouth clean, this is the newly appointed Commander-in-Chief of the Third War Zone, Gu Liantong, is your immediate superior?"
Su Peng tilted his neck, glared at the adjutant, and said: "Fuck your mother, the third war zone was disbanded in southern Anhui, where did the third war zone come from, and I'm still my direct boss? You are so confused Blow it?"
"You??????", the adjutant became angry on the spot, quickly opened the purse in his hand, took out the order from the Military Commission, held it up in front of Su Peng and said, "What do you think this is? Your No.40 The group army has been reorganized into the third war zone, and your commander-in-chief Jiang Haoran has also been transferred to the Military Commission, and now the commander-in-chief of the third theater is the General Gu in front of you, do you dare to disobey the order of the Military Commission?"
Su Peng glanced at the paper in the adjutant's hand, and said slowly: "Of course I dare not disobey the order of the Military Commission, but who knows if it is true or not? If such a big high-level appointment and dismissal, our chief executive can't be present, who can tell? letter?"
The adjutant immediately went crazy, and frantically flipped through the purse in his hand again. Su Peng picked his nose in public as if nothing had happened. When the adjutant took out Jiang Haoran's letter of resignation, Su Peng already had a Booger the size of a little fingertip.
"Look carefully, this is the letter of resignation written by your commander-in-chief Jiang Haoran himself, what else do you have to say?" The adjutant held up the paper in his hand and said proudly.
Unexpectedly, Su Peng just glanced at it, then laughed loudly, and said: "If I didn't bring this thing out, I was almost scared by you. If you dare to forge the handwritten letter of our chief, it is enough to prove that you are not a good bird. And isn't that kind?"
After Su Peng finished speaking, a lump of black thing in his hand bounced towards the adjutant. It was no coincidence that the adjutant was dumbfounded by Su Peng's words, and this lump of black thing was thrown into the adjutant directly. Adjutant's mouth.
The adjutant froze in astonishment, obviously felt something entered his mouth, clicked his tongue, and made a natural swallowing movement, the thing was swallowed directly down his throat, wondering what he swallowed, why There was a stench, and I suddenly remembered that Su Peng was picking his nostrils disgustingly just now, and he clearly saw a flick in his hand just now, could it be?????? "Oh my god, bastard????? ?Oh woo, oh woo??????.”
The adjutant immediately choked his own neck and bent over and vomited wildly, and the scene suddenly burst into wild laughter.
Admiral Gu's face had already turned the color of a pig's liver, and his whole body was trembling, but he was a hobbit who had been in the officialdom for a long time, and he actually suppressed this bad breath. He waited for everyone to laugh, and then pretended to be calm Looking at Su Peng, he said: "Why do you say that this letter of resignation is fake? I saw it written by your commander-in-chief Jiang. Can you take responsibility for saying this?"
Su Peng smiled and said, "Want to know?"
Although Admiral Gu did not pick up on Su Peng, his face was full of doubts. Although this letter of resignation was forged, it was imitated by the best calligrapher in the country. It has been verified by many people. He couldn't see any flaws at all, so he didn't believe that the five big and three thick Su Peng could tell the authenticity of it at a glance, and he was basically sure that he was just being blind.
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