Online game dragon grammarian

Chapter 280 [-]: Game Xiaobai laughed and looked at the shy look of the laughing girl, and felt very comfortable. There are not many beautiful girls that I can flirt with!

"Hmph, stinky rascal, you always bully me!" The laughing girl snorted dissatisfied!

Picking up the rice bowl, I was about to start eating, when suddenly I heard the phone ringing in the room!

"It doesn't mean that after hugging, the two of you will let go together..."

The melodious ringtone came from the hands of the room, resounding throughout the room, Nima, it really deserves to be a counterfeit phone, the sound quality is amazing!

Even today in 2158, China's copycat phones are still prosperous and prosperous, and even become a brand of China, catching up with the mobile phones of a certain fruit and Zhuo, and ranking among the top three in the world. The characteristics of copycat phones are similar to those of a century ago. Almost, it is resistant to smashing and falling, has a loud voice, good sound quality, and the price is very cheap. It has a sales volume far exceeding that of other brands of mobile phones. One phone has brought back a lot of tax revenue for China. When foreign mobile phone manufacturers talk about China There are two kinds of reactions, one is panic, and the other is gnashing of teeth, no matter which one it is, it means that the copycat has already dominated most of the mobile phone industry, known as the Phantom Company in the mobile phone industry!

Alright, without gossip, I lightly clicked an answer button on the desktop, and immediately, the phone in the room was answered!

"Hey, Brother Yu!" Birdman's voice came from the phone!

"Uh, birdman, what's the matter?" I said!

"Uh, what are you doing? Why did you go offline all of a sudden? What's the matter?" Birdman asked suspiciously on the other end of the phone!

Hearing this, I couldn't help being taken aback, yes, I came down in a bit of a hurry just now, and I forgot to say hello to the bird people, but it made them worry, so I scratched my head in embarrassment, Said: "Ah, what, I came down for lunch, I forgot to tell you, I'm sorry!"

Hearing this, the birdman couldn't help being taken aback, and then said with a sinister smile: "Brother Yu, you are right, lunch? If I remember correctly, you used to pile up three meals into one meal, why are you free today? Is Qing Yazhi going offline for lunch? Besides, you don’t have to rush to have lunch, you are lonely, can’t you cook for yourself when you go offline? Darling, tell me the truth!”

"Tell me, I really eat lunch. Believe it or not, do I have to ask my brother to come over to eat before I believe it!" I scolded with a smile!

"Uh, that's no need, I don't have an appetite, hey, who are you having lunch with?" Birdman asked angrily!

Hearing this, I can only shake my head and smile wryly, Nima, the sense of smell of these animals is like ghosts, this is unacceptable, if one person is online, he will inevitably be exploited by these animals, and he said in his mouth: "With me Girlfriend, how's it going, do you want to come and see Mrs. Nima Yu?"

I know the personalities of these guys very well. Instead of talking nonsense, it is better to talk about something that is impossible in their opinion, and the false is true and the true is false!

Sure enough, when he heard this, the bird man said disdainfully: "Who are you lying to, just you, you are still a girlfriend, how many years have you been single, and you know exactly how many hairs you have, you are still a girlfriend, you If we don’t go online, we can go to the mission, and I took a mercenary mission a while ago, and it happens that I can’t handle it by myself, now I have a helper!”

"Um, what is the task, do you want me to help, if it is very difficult, do you want to wait for me?" I asked with concern.

"No need, you can just eat with peace of mind, I'll die!" Birdman agreed with a shout!

"Well, good!" I nodded!

I hung up the phone and was about to eat again, but found that the smiling girl was staring at me with her mouth pouted i!

"What's wrong?" I wondered!

"Stinky rascal, who did you say you were having dinner with just now?" The laughing girl pouted and asked!

"Speaking of being with my girlfriend, what's the matter?" I said with a smile!

"Hmph, who is your girlfriend, you stinky rascal, you always take advantage of me!" The laughing girl scolded with a smile!

"Hmm, it's good to get used to it, or if you feel wronged and let me take advantage of it!" I said with a smile!

"Good idea, stinky rascal!" The laughing girl spat out!

"Hahahaha!!" I laughed out loud!

I picked up a vegetable from the plate, put it in my mouth, and chewed it with big mouthfuls. Xiaomeizi's craftsmanship is absolutely top-notch. Whether it is the color, heat or aroma, it is just right. The green vegetable is tender and slippery when it is eaten. Delicious, let me eat to get carried away!

"Eat slowly, no one will compete with you!" Seeing that I was devouring my food, the laughing girl couldn't help but shouted with a smile, and she also took the bowl and chopsticks and ate slowly!

"By the way, how is your game going? Have you left Novice Village?" I put a vegetable in my mouth and asked the smiling girl!

As soon as the game was mentioned, the smiling girl immediately became interested, put down the bowl and chopsticks, and said: "This game is so slow to upgrade. I played monsters all morning to get to level four, and was bitten to death by monsters twice. It hurts, but some monsters are so cute, especially the mushroom essence, which is pink and tender, if only it could be caught and kept as a pet!"

"Um, you only got to level four in one morning? Are you sure you've been fighting monsters all morning?" I asked suspiciously.

From morning to now, it took about six hours. Logically, if I accepted the task, I should have almost reached level 10. How could it be possible to kill monsters all morning and only reach level [-]?No matter how bad it is, there should be a level six, seven, eight or nine!Even if you are killed by a monster twice, it will not have much impact. You must know that if you are killed by a monster below the tenth level, you will not lose your level. At most, you will lose some things in your bag!

Hearing this, the laughing girl couldn't help curling her lips and said: "Yes, I spent the whole morning killing monsters over there. There are those soft, mud-like monsters, which are so disgusting that you will step on them if you are not careful. It's dark, I don't know what it is, it took me all morning to kill those monsters!"

"Then have you done the task?" I asked cautiously!

Hearing this, I saw that girl Xiao said to me with a blank face: "Mission, what is a mission?" After finishing speaking, girl Xiao blinked at me a few times with her innocent and naive expression!

"Uh, you don't know what a mission is?" I couldn't help being dumbfounded when I heard Xiaomeizi's words.

Hearing this, Sister Xiao nodded and said: "I haven't played games very much. I saw some of them killing monsters over there, so I went to kill them, but many of those monsters are so ugly!"

God, forgive me, I didn’t expect Xiaomeizi to be a game novice when I was killed. Today in 2158, except for children under the age of seven who are not allowed to play virtual games due to legal reasons, there are hundreds of others. Old men, down to immature children, basically have their own game areas. It can be said that there are very few people who have never played games. When Raikage was popular in the world before, the number of players reached [-] million. This time, under the perverted propaganda of Phantom Company, the newly opened Tianzhu of Phantom Company has sold more than [-] million game helmets in less than a week, and it is still selling at a daily rate The number of tens of millions is increasing, and it is conservatively estimated that the number of players will not be less than one billion. At this time, a game Xiaobai who claims to have never played any games suddenly appeared in my world. I couldn't take it anymore!

I can only patiently say: "Well, you have to enter the Novice Village, and then find those various npcs, and then choose to talk to them, if there are missions, then those npcs will give you the opportunity to issue missions, so understand?"

He turned his head and glanced at Sister Xiao, but she said with a blank expression on her face: "Well, stinky rascal, what is an npc?"

Immediately, I had an urge to spit out a mouthful of blood and fell to the ground!

"Stinky rascal, are you alright?" Seeing my expression about to squirt blood, the laughing girl couldn't help asking in a low voice!

"Uh, sister, have you ever played games?" I asked with a look of hatred, but the girl said timidly with a smile: "Does it count?"

Upon hearing this, I rolled my eyes and almost fainted!

Just as he was about to pass out, he faintly heard the cry of the laughing girl in his ears: "Smelly rascal, are you swollen? It's okay!"

Suppressing a sigh of relief, fortunately, my brother's psychological quality is extremely good, and he just didn't faint. With this idea, even a child who has never played any games can more or less know some knowledge about virtual games. Bai's game Xiaobai is also very rare, Nima, this girl can be sent to the zoo as a cherished and protected animal, it's rare!

"Tell me, can you know anything about Tianzhu?" I asked cautiously, for fear that I would accidentally scare away Xiaomeizi's little knowledge of games, and that would be a pain in the ass. .

"I know, Tianzhu game was developed by Phantom Company for ten years, bringing together the ideas of 3142 engineers, and jointly developed by the top ten game companies in the world. On July 2158, 7 It was officially opened and operated on Japan, and was approved by the World Bank. For the first time, a game that realized the conversion of game currency and display currency..." The laughing girl chattered for a long time, and I was dumbfounded!

It's not that what Xiaomeizi said is wrong, but what Xiaomeizi said is correct, and there are even a lot of information in it that I don't know. All of these things have a characteristic, that is, these are very theoretical things, and none of them are related to the content of the game, or what she said are basically Tianzhu’s promotional materials, nothing at all. What a great use!

Well, until now, I have to admit that Xiaomeizi is definitely the most idiotic game idiot I have ever met!