Bringing my kids to set up stalls, I made thousands of people cry with envy

Chapter 119: Avoid like a snake or scorpion one second, and be crazy and obsessed with it the next

Dad Le suddenly woke up from a nightmare.

He was in shock, his heart pounding.

What a broken dream! It's so weird and disgusting!

Before he could recover.

The wife next to him suddenly slapped him, making Dad Le see stars.

Le Dad: ???
"Wife, what are you doing? Are you using me to practice Iron Sand Palm?"

The man covered his swollen face, looking so aggrieved.

amount……

"I……"

The woman looked at her hands awkwardly.

Then he came to his senses, his face changed, and his eyes widened.

"Well, Lao Jiang, you have finally made it. Have you been holding a grudge against me for a long time? You actually dared to stuff a stinky sock into my mouth in my dream and scared me!"

Le Dad: ???
What kind of old fairy statement is this!
So, even if he is lying down, he will be shot. Good men deserve to be subjected to domestic violence and no one cares!

"Let's put aside the question of whether you are dreaming or not. Now tell me, how much personal grudge is hidden in this slap?"

Father Le is a good man after all. He didn't get angry. He just looked at his wife with a resentful face, asking for an explanation.

"I don't care. The feeling in the dream was too real. It stinks! Eh? Smell it! The smell is still there..."

Le's mother frowned, looking disgusted.

“Sniff…”

"Fuck, it seems to be true..."

The two of them savored the scent, which was exactly the same as in their dream.

"Yue, could it be that the toilet is blocked?"

"No, it seems to be floating in from outside the window!"

Father Le sniffed. The slap in the face actually cheered him up.

"Oh my god, could it be that our little bastard pooped on the balcony?"

It is very possible!
The two looked at each other and immediately formed a united front.

He jumped up from the bed.

The woman even more forcefully picked up the feather duster next to her and pushed open the door aggressively.

The moment they entered the living room, they felt dizzy and the head was spinning.

The oxygen seemed to be sucked away in an instant, and every breath was extremely painful.

No, that's not right. It's not that the oxygen is gone, it's that the air is polluted.

The air turned into a pungent poisonous gas, penetrating into people's nasal cavities, throats, and straight into the lungs.

Yue…

"Hurry! The bastard is there!"

Dad Le suppressed his nausea and shouted at the top of his voice.

The two held their breath and rushed to the balcony like two goldfish about to suffocate.

Being attacked directly by the stench, Le's mother, who was the first to be hit, almost rolled her eyes and fainted on the spot.

"LeLe, you...you are eating shit!"

Poked by a feather duster.

Lele was so scared that he shuddered and immediately hid the stinky tofu behind him.

He remembers his mother's advice not to buy food from street vendors.

At this moment, he can only ask his grandmother to take the blame.

"Mom, this is stinky tofu! Chiou stinky, fighting tofu, Buddha tofu, stinky tofu! Grandma...Grandma insisted on buying it for me."

After hearing this, Le's mother immediately glared at her husband.

"Look at your mother, she feeds her children food from street vendors. Is this hygienic? Is this healthy?"

Dad Le looked helpless.

"Oh, wife, this... I don't know either. Mom probably loves her grandson too."

Le's mother became even angrier.

With his hands on his hips, he raised his voice. "Love the child? This is harming the child! I don't know what kind of oil and ingredients are used in this stinky tofu. What if it gets sick?"

Lele lowered his head, secretly glanced at his parents, and muttered softly.

"My grandma has personally tested this stinky tofu and said it smells really good and is edible..."

"Fragrant? What the hell! Your grandma is getting old and confused. Lele, just listen and throw away the stinky tofu and wash your hands!"

Le's father also quickly tried to smooth things over.

"Okay, okay, stop being mean to the kid. Just let mom be more careful next time."

"Bah! You are the only one who knows how to smooth things over. I tell you, if you can't control your mother, this family will be in chaos sooner or later!"

Seeing the parents quarreling, the war was about to break out.

Lele blinked her big eyes.

I looked at my mother who was baring her fangs and claws, and then at my father who was shrinking his head.

He looked down at the stinky tofu in his hand.

He slurped his saliva.

Children also have good eyesight.

It seemed that he couldn't eat it, so he had to reluctantly hand the stinky tofu to his father, and then went to the toilet to wash his hands, looking back every few steps.

"Don't be angry, honey. It's not worth it to get yourself hurt by being angry."

Dad Le reached out and gently patted his wife's back.

After comforting him twice, he quickly took the bowl of stinky tofu in his hand and walked towards the trash can.

He was going to throw it into the trash bag first and then run downstairs to throw it away.

When he came close, Le's father couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

Forget it, this...it would be such a shame to throw it away.

I happen to be a little constipated, so I'll just eat some stinky tofu and save myself the trouble of buying medicine.

Besides, can a child lie?

It must taste good if it smells so good.

Thinking of this, Dad Le brought the stinky tofu close to his mouth, and was instantly taken back several steps by the odor.

I have to say, it really stinks.

I’m afraid the brine used to ferment this thing is older than his grandfather’s grandfather!
Dad Le quickly pulled out a large ball of toilet paper and blocked his nose.

Then he took a deep breath, picked up a piece of dark brown stinky tofu, and stuffed it into his mouth in the blink of an eye.

After all, as long as he chews fast enough, the stink won't be able to catch up with him!
Ok?
Wait, this taste?
now.

He felt as if there was a luxurious version of a big popcorn in his mouth, crackling and exploding non-stop.

The rich taste exploded dozens of times with a "bang", rushing through his mouth continuously, which was quite amazing.

original!

The stinky smell is just a disguise of stinky tofu. Once it is removed, all the flavors inside will be revealed!

It's not that it stinks, but the fragrance is too strong and rich, beyond people's acceptable threshold, and too stimulating, so it feels stinky.

"Oh my god, this is so delicious!"

At some point, Dad Le had taken out the paper ball that was stuffed in his nose and threw it away.

One second he avoided the stinky tofu like the plague, but the next second he was crazy about it.

He quickly stuffed another piece in.

The plump stinky tofu exploded in his mouth, the juice splashing, with a rich aroma, instantly washing away the fatigue brought by the day's work.

Even many of the puzzles at work suddenly became clear, and inspirations came one after another.

"Lao Jiang, are you crazy? I told you to throw away the stinky tofu, but you still ate it???"

Le Ma wore two layers of masks.

He held an oversized air freshener in his left hand and a bottle of perfume in his right hand, and sprayed them into the living room like he was putting out a fire.

Such a loud voice came out.

Dad Le's hand shook subconsciously, and the stinky tofu fell into the paper bowl.

The fried stinky tofu was inflated into small square buns, crispy on the outside and airy on the inside. After falling, it bounced back playfully.

(End of this chapter)