Bringing my kids to set up stalls, I made thousands of people cry with envy

Chapter 385 I’ll kowtow first as a sign of respect!
Ge Tian stared straight at the ugly boss in front of him, and his whole body was broken.

I'm a turtle...

After all, it takes a bit of courage and thick skin to walk around in such abstract outfits in public.

I never expected that there is someone above E people! Above social awkwardness, there is social phobia!

While sighing, Ge Tian couldn't help but move closer and take a closer look at Mr. Pi.

Wow, the texture and workmanship of this leather case are amazing. Even the tentacles move. You can tell at a glance that a lot of money was spent on it.

At the same time, when Mr. Pi appeared on the screen without warning, the barrage of comments in the live broadcast room completely exploded.

Unexpectedly, the "green cockroach" mentioned by the little friend turned out to be a rogue boss!

The whole scene looks like an outrageous mother opening an outrageous door. It's outrageous to the extreme!
"Fuck! There are experts among the masses!"

"I feel like even if I were dreaming, I would never dream of such a weird and funny scene."

"Your Majesty, run! You'll have nightmares if you look at this thing too much!"

"Isn't this really a script that the host wrote in advance? I won't believe it even if I die!"

"This world is really too cruel for people like us!"

"I have taken a screenshot! This scene will go down in history! It is absolutely amazing!"

"I can only say that the anchor lost the game. This is a dimensionality reduction attack!"

"Is it so hard to set up a stall and sell something now? The competition is too fierce!"

"What kind of ugly things are you guys buying?"

Could this guy also be a broadcaster?
This thought flashed through Ge Tian’s mind instantly.

Who in their right mind would dress up like Mr. Pack and come here to set up a stall and sell things?
No matter how you look at it, it exudes the atmosphere of a live broadcast.

She immediately took a quick, calm look at the cart.

His eyes quickly scanned the area, not missing any corner, trying to find the phone that was taking the photo.

Then, Ge Tian moved his gaze to the side of the cart to see if there were any hidden filming equipment.

Su Chen's expression under the hood was extremely complicated.

He never thought that he would encounter such a strange business task.

The forest is so big that there are all kinds of birds!
Since there are guests coming, he can only choose to receive them.

Faced with such a conspicuous bag, Su Chen suddenly felt that this line didn't seem so awkward anymore.

Ge Tian looked around, trying to find evidence that Su Chen was the anchor, but of course he found nothing.

Su Chen followed the usual practice and said to Ge Tian: "Hehehe~ Little cutie, do you want a stolen delicacy?"

"???"

Ge Tian was stunned. What the hell was this boss talking about?

Did you hear it wrong?
Why did you say this out of nowhere?

Just as she was puzzled, she caught a glimpse of the comments in the live broadcast room.

"Shit, look at the little white board under the cart."

“You have to recite the lines before you can buy it?!”

“Hahahaha, isn’t this line too weird?!”

"Just wait for the host to read the lines!"

"If this wasn't the host's script, I would eat it standing upside down..."

Looking at the flood of comments in the live broadcast room, Ge Tian was stunned again.

What is this saying in the comments? What is the purchase line?
She really didn't notice the part under the cart. Fortunately, with the reminder of the barrage, Ge Tian took a step back, took a closer look, and immediately thought to herself, "What the hell is this!"
As expected of her newly certified “social phobia”, the boss who could come up with this way of selling milk tea is truly a talent!

But this line is too weird!
Is there really anyone who would be willing to read lines like this?

Ge Tian pondered secretly, and actually felt a little eager to try it.

However, as I said before, live streaming is all about contrast.

Ge Tian knew that the more his performance was contrary to everyone's expectations, the more he could liven up the atmosphere in the live broadcast room.

So, she deliberately said to the live studio: "My dear ministers, look at this line, it's too weird! I really can't pronounce it!"

"Please, my dear ministers, don't embarrass me~"

"From ancient times to now, how could a supreme ruler say this?"

Su Chen stood behind the cart, looking at the man in front of him wearing a bold dragon pattern talking to himself on the phone, and immediately realized that the other party was broadcasting live.

Oh shit! Stop it!
If any old customer saw this, would I still be able to have a good week?
However, he quickly calmed down. He looked so green now that even his own daughter couldn't recognize him.

As long as you don't speak, you shouldn't be discovered immediately.

But just in case, it’s better to keep a hand to be safe.

Thinking of this, he decided to play it safe and pretend to be mute, not to speak if possible and to keep a low profile.

Su Chen stood quietly behind the cart, silently watching the person in front of him constantly calling him "I".

With the silly panda head and the word "bold!", it becomes even more abstract and ridiculous.

Ge Tian spoke to the live broadcast room for a while, his eyes rolled, and a new idea popped up in his mind.

She showed a sly smile on her face, and suddenly pointed her phone at Su Chen, saying, "Um... Pi Shuai, I see that you have extraordinary talent, how about this, I will promote you in the live broadcast room, and you can skip those lines?"

Rogue... Rogue?!

When Su Chen heard this name, he was stunned.

What the hell is that name!
But if you think about it carefully, there seems to be nothing wrong with it. After all, I am selling milk tea while wearing Mr. Krabs' clothes.

As for being handsome, I can't criticize him, he's really cool.

Faced with Ge Tian's request, Su Chen shook his head without hesitation, determined not to speak easily.

What the hell is the point of publicity? It’s best to just slack off.

Seeing that Su Chen did not respond, Ge Tian asked a few more questions, but Su Chen still just shook his head silently without saying a word.

Now, Ge Tian felt a little confused.

She felt that someone like Su Chen who had "social phobia" shouldn't do the whole thing in public?

Why don't you even want to say a word?
Fortunately, Su Chen had no way to eavesdrop on Ge Tian's thoughts. If he knew that he was labeled with "social phobia", he would definitely deny it to the end.

At this moment, the barrage of comments in the live broadcast room was rolling like a tide.

"Host, stop pretending. I can hear the excitement in your tone! Stop being so reserved and read it out!"

“Hahahaha, a duet of social death! Waiting for the host to read the lines! Just thinking about this scene is exciting!”

"Boss Pixar x Zhen Tianzi, I love this couple! No matter what others say, I'll support them first!"

"Although humans are free to set their CPs, I still recommend that those who want this CP go see a doctor."

"Eat something good, you guys!"

"Am I the only one who cares whether a 30-yuan cup of milk tea tastes good?"

"Hurry up and read it, I'll give you gifts!"

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(End of this chapter)