Bringing my kids to set up stalls, I made thousands of people cry with envy

Chapter 399: Cows will moo, horses will bray, cows and horses will receive...

I saw many local people enthusiastically discussing about trying that fried noodle restaurant in the next two days.

Liu Sitong recalled what happened when she was chatting with her best friend just now.

She thought about it and thought her friends might be interested.

So I asked my best friend for a photo of the lines, and then quickly posted it on the local discussion forum.

"I just found out that there's a stall near the Foreign Language Primary School. You have to recite a line before you can buy a drink. It's said that the drink tastes pretty good."

As soon as this message was sent out, more than a dozen messages popped up.

"What a crap line! Hahahaha!"

"Okay, okay, you're not comfortable with spending money, right?"

"Has the threshold for setting up a stall now been raised to the level of performing arts major? Do you still have to recite the lyrics?"

"Are there any warriors who want to check in? Start a live broadcast and I'll give you some attention!"

"Fuck, a stall owner? Guys, could it be..."

"do not scare me!"

Sure enough, when the local gourmets heard the word "setting up a stall", they instinctively started thinking about Su Chen, just like Liu Sitong.

After all, no one can predict his style of doing things.

Seeing this, Liu Sitong hurriedly explained on the website: "I heard from a friend that the boss is called Pi Lao Ban. It should have nothing to do with the boss, right?"

"Boss Krabs? Does he look like Plankton? Thin arms and legs, but a big head???"

"Pfft, isn't this nickname too rude?"

"Then it has nothing to do with the boss. After all, Boss Su is only slightly less handsome than me."

"You really know how to put gold on your face."

Everyone discussed it for a while, but they really couldn't find any connection between Su Chen and Mr. Pi.

Just when the topic was gradually deviating, another message suddenly popped up.

"I have to pick up my daughter from school tomorrow, so I'll stop by to take a look."

The person who sent the message was a new diner.

Since joining this fan club, Ma Shijun has been chatting with people in it quite often.

After seeing everyone's chat history, Ma Shijun immediately exerted his subjective initiative as a newcomer.

Anyway, I have to attend a parent-teacher meeting tomorrow, so I might as well take this matter on and help everyone find out the situation.

When the local diners saw that there were actually brave warriors willing to go, they immediately became happy and started to eat.

"Go live and read the lines to us!"

"Since we're already there, why not spend some money while we're at it?"

"Oh, this line is probably not suitable for little kids to hear, right?"

"I suggest you go alone."

Ma Shijun stared at the screen, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

As a grown man in his thirties with a lovely daughter.

Just by imagining himself standing at the school gate and reciting lines like "Shark King" and "It was a wrong decision after all", he immediately broke out in a cold sweat on the back of his neck.

This is really terrible!

"Stop it, my daughter is still young, she's only in first grade, and I have to maintain my image as a father!"

Ma Shijun decisively rejected these unserious diners who wanted to have fun.

"Who are you chatting with? Your eyes are almost stuck in the screen."

Ma Shijun's wife came over and asked casually when she saw how focused he was.

"That boss's fan club..."

Ma Shijun handed the phone over, wanting his wife to take a look at it too.

The wife took the phone, glanced at the chat history, and burst into laughter.

"Old Ma, if you dare to read this in front of the school, I will allow you not to do housework for a month!"

The little girl heard her parents talking, and ran over barefoot and asked, "What's the line? Let me see it too~"

Ma Shijun was startled and quickly locked his phone, fearing that his daughter might be contaminated by seeing some inappropriate words. He finally managed to divert his daughter's attention by coaxing and deceiving her.

Ma Shijun sat there, remembering the two lines he had just spoken, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

……

the other side.

Su Chen was sitting on the sofa, but at this moment, there was no smile on his face.

Fast forward a little bit in time.

He had just returned home and had not had time to catch his breath when he received tomorrow's business information from the system.

"Congratulations to the host for completing today's business mission. Unlocked new recipe: Domineering Sea Salt Cheese Peach Tea."

When Su Chen saw the word "domineering", he had a bad feeling in his heart.

As it turned out, his hunch was not wrong at all.

Soon, the text continued to refresh.

"Tomorrow's doll costume has been unlocked: Tyrannosaurus Rex."

"Host's line: A tough life needs no explanation. Do you feel my dominance?"

“Customer’s lines: The world is so beautiful, and your tyranny is my antidote.”

When he saw the three words "Tyrannosaurus Rex", Su Chen's mouth twitched unconsciously.

He stared at the system interface, not knowing how to react for a moment.

This time, there was no black eyes.

After two days of business experience, Su Chen felt that he had finally developed some resistance.

He felt that he needed to change his mindset.

There is a saying that goes, as long as you are not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.

After a few days of tossing and turning, he also discovered that when he saw others embarrassed, the embarrassment in his heart suddenly decreased a lot.

In fact, Su Chen felt a little relieved.

At least those old customers haven't found him yet. After all, he is wearing a doll costume and others can't see his face at all.

Moreover, the sound came from under the thick doll costume and was slightly distorted, so it would not be easily recognized.

Wednesday.

Early in the morning, Nuonuo was dug out from under the quilt by Su Chen.

I don't want to get up, but I have to get up, boohoo...

Nuonuo wanted to cry but had no tears, and she hugged the quilt sadly.

After being emo for five minutes, Nuonuo went to the bathroom to wash up.

There's no way, she still has to go to kindergarten.

After sending Nuonuo to kindergarten, Su Chen came back and took a comfortable nap until noon.

After washing up, I am ready to receive today's goods.

As expected, among a pile of neatly arranged food packages, there was an exquisite gift box tied with a ribbon and a bow.

"Humph, nothing new here. Do you think this old trick can still excite me?"

Su Chen looked at the gift box, curled his lips slightly, muttered something softly, and secretly poked the system in the air.

"receive."

Su Chen:? ? ?
Cows will moo, horses will bray, and the cow and horse systems will receive it.

What Su Chen complained about was that the system always used gift boxes to pack those strange doll costumes.

Can this thing be considered a gift?

He really didn't expect that the system, which always liked to play dead and ignored his complaints, would reply with a "received" at this time.

When Su Chen saw these two words, he suddenly felt something bad in his heart.

No, brother, you receive whatever you receive!
The gift box is pretty good! Really!
Don't give me any more trouble!
……

(End of this chapter)