Bringing my kids to set up stalls, I made thousands of people cry with envy
Chapter 63: Accept your fate, we are all in this business!
Chapter 63: Accept your fate, we are all in this business!
When Director Huang entered the operating room.
Pan Jie had taken off his pants and was lying on the operating table.
A few minutes later, the anesthetic was administered.
As soon as the slender needle was inserted.
Pan Jie's butt twitched as if he had been electrocuted, and his whole body couldn't help but tremble a few times.
He frowned and asked.
"Doctor, is the anesthetic charged by the time of use or by the bottle?"
After that, anesthesiologist Lao Qin quickly responded.
“You pay by the bottle.”
"By bottle? Well, then use less. It's not that we can't afford it, but the anesthetic is not good for the body."
After hearing this, Lao Qin couldn't help but twitch his mouth.
This guy is really tough in words, but he is quite honest with his body.
He responded helplessly: "Okay, then tell me if it hurts."
As the anesthetic needle is slowly pushed inside.
Pan Jie clenched his teeth and his masseter muscles bulged.
Old Qin, who was giving the injection, found that the young man's gluteus maximus was very stiff.
He couldn't help but frown and teased.
"Young man, it's just an injection! Why does it hurt so much? How about I give you a normal injection to avoid the pain of surgery later. It's all covered by medical insurance anyway."
"Ah! What?"
Pan Jie screamed in pain!
"Why didn't you tell me earlier! Doctor, give me a full dose of anesthetic."
Lao Qin: ...
These days, there are more and more jokes about anorectal surgery!
soon.
Pan Jie felt that he was partially losing consciousness.
The originally tense body gradually relaxed.
He let out a long sigh and blurted out something out of the blue.
"Doctor, I heard that I can use my phone during surgery?"
Director Huang didn't even raise his eyelids.
Just moved Pan Jie's big butt.
"Sure, you can play whatever you want. Some people even watched X-rays during surgery before!"
He responded to Pan Jie's questions.
Use tweezers to hold the sterile cotton for local disinfection.
But I never expected that a hint of excitement flashed in Pan Jie's eyes at this moment.
He simply clicked on a website and started watching a movie without paying attention to anyone around.
Director Huang: ???
Lao Qin: ???
The female nurse who is spreading her buttocks: ???
No? Dude, you...
It's just a few words to liven up the atmosphere, you really watched it?
Could it be that you are a fan of Stephen Chow?
This is too crazy! How do you want us doctors to feel?
For a while.
The atmosphere in the operating room became extremely subtle.
In ancient times, Guan Yu had his bones scraped to treat his injuries while playing chess. Today, a young man watched a film to perform a painless rectal surgery.
Everyone looked at each other and said nothing.
Only the sound came from Pan Jie's cell phone.
"Hehehe... Madam, you don't want your husband to lose his job, do you?"
The doctors' faces were darker than each other.
As long as the patients are not embarrassed, it is these professional medical staff who are embarrassed.
Director, what should we do now?
Everyone turned their eyes to Director Huang.
Anyway, you are the surgeon in charge, so you can handle it as you wish.
"Ahem... the young man is undergoing surgery now..."
Director Huang cleared his throat.
Halfway through the sentence.
Pan Jie pressed the screen with his right hand, slid it back, and cursed.
"Fuck!"
There was a big '404' on the phone screen.
Accidents are so sudden and unpredictable.
Pan Jie's eyes widened.
I clicked refresh several times unwillingly, and exited and logged in again several times.
Finally, he looked at the screen in despair and sighed.
Pan Jie absolutely could not accept this regrettable failure, but he was helpless.
Seeing this, everyone in the operating room breathed a sigh of relief.
Lao Qin felt relieved. He walked to a stool nearby, sat down, and took out his cell phone.
Director Huang also secretly felt lucky in his heart.
There will be no more lively atmosphere.
It is better to perform surgery quickly and send this guy away.
Pan Jie's hemorrhoids are so severe that he becomes severely anemic.
Therefore, you have to be extremely careful during surgery and use an electric knife to stop bleeding if it occurs.
Director Huang's movements may seem slow, but in fact, he moves with great speed, accuracy and ruthlessness.
As the electric knife hissed, the air was filled with the smell of burning feathers.
Pan Jie wrinkled his nose and sniffed hard.
"Why is there a smell of barbecue?"
Director Huang paused when he heard this.
Her hungry eyes fixed on him, and her mind sank as well.
By the way, if we round off the hemorrhoids, can we say that this is stir-fried crispy intestines?
amount……
Not right, wrong...
I'm on the operating table, how can I have any random thoughts?
Director Huang secretly said that this was not good.
He subconsciously licked his dry lips to drive away this ridiculous thought.
At this moment, a "Timi" sounded...
Pan Jie instantly put aside all other distracting thoughts and focused entirely on the game.
Lao Qin looked up and glanced at him, then turned his gaze back to his mobile phone and ignored him.
Director Huang had a serious look on his face, holding an electric knife and concentrating on grilling the meat.
After an hour, all the hemorrhoids were eliminated.
Director Huang skillfully inserted the hemostatic sponge and then applied large tape.
The operation was finally completed successfully.
"Okay, young man, you can put on your pants and let the nurse take you to the ward to rest."
After saying this, Director Huang's Adam's apple rolled up and down and he swallowed hard.
I have to say, grilling with an electric knife is really torturous.
Especially with the aftertaste of pig intestines still in his mouth.
It's so painful.
However, Pan Jie did not react at all at this time.
He kept sliding his hands quickly across the screen and shouting non-stop.
“Oh shit! Save me, save me…”
"You can fight back... You're the big fool chasing me, right?"
"..."
Pan Jie kept yelling.
Director Huang was stunned.
Coming to his senses, he quickly reached out and patted Pan Jie's leg hard.
"Young man, the operation is complete!"
"No, Director Huang, please don't push me down! I'm in the promotion match! Wait for me, wait for five minutes, the crystal will be pushed out soon..."
"This round isn't over yet, do you want to make two more cuts?"
Everyone in the operating room: ...
Even though they have been practicing medicine for many years and have a wide range of knowledge, they have never encountered such a strange thing!
Two more cuts?
If it were in Myanmar City, we might have to see if he had any extra organs and removed them all.
But this is a regular hospital!
"Hurry up and pull up your pants. I have something to do later."
Director Huang is also very anxious at the moment.
His saliva was almost overflowing from the corners of his mouth.
He swallowed it quickly and asked the nurse to send Pan Jie out.
Just pushed to the door of the operating room.
came a female voice.
"Defeat!"
When Pan Jie saw the crystal explode, he let out a heart-wrenching roar.
"Damn it! Damn it! Director Huang! I told you to cut for a little longer, and now..."
the other side.
"Victory!"
Anesthesiologist Lao Qin looked at the game interface and a smile appeared on his lips.
(End of this chapter)
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