Bringing my kids to set up stalls, I made thousands of people cry with envy

Chapter 67: This...did I poke the intestines' nest today?

In the hospital ward.

The female patient in bed 11 stopped crying heart-wrenchingly.

Director Huang is always kind and I have never seen him as fierce as he is at this moment.

She stared at Director Huang blankly.

After a long while, he finally spoke in a stammering voice.

"Doctor, I was hungry and couldn't help but eat something."

Director Huang folded his arms across his chest and stared at her seriously.

"Stop being vague and tell me exactly what you ate."

The female patient's head dropped even lower.

She didn't dare to look him in the eye, and her crystal tears fell uncontrollably.

"Doctor~ I... I ate a portion of spicy pork intestines."

She is not young, but she speaks in a pinched voice and in a hooted tone to act coquettish and cute.

Director Huang suddenly got goose bumps all over his body.

After his guess was confirmed, he became so angry that his voice rose an octave.

"You are killing yourself! How can you eat like this right after surgery?"

At this time, the young nurse brought the tools over swiftly.

Director Huang didn't care about anything else.

He quickly bent down to check and discovered that the female patient was severely edematous.

The internal hemostatic sutures and internal hemorrhoid ligation bands fell off.

Director Huang's face darkened instantly.

This is a typical case of heavy bleeding caused by postoperative diarrhea!

You know, if you eat too spicy food, your stomach can't bear it, so it can only speed up its own peristalsis and try hard to expel the spiciness.

And those spicy foods that are not broken down by the gastrointestinal tract will flow to the anal and intestinal area, continue to wreak havoc and beat the fragile anus.

Oh, it would be strange if he wasn't beaten to a point of bleeding from all seven orifices!

It was such a tragic scene that even Director Huang couldn't help but feel a pang of pain in his anus!
I couldn't help but secretly do a few anal exercises!!!
"Did you eat more than one serving? And the chili too?"

Director Huang frowned.

While holding tools in his hands to help the female patient treat her wounds, he couldn't help but ask questions even though he already knew the answer.

After all, it’s not like he hasn’t eaten stir-fried pork intestines before.

Although both the pickled pepper and the fried pepper are very spicy, eating pig intestines alone cannot achieve such a spicy taste.

He was aware of this.

When the female patient heard this, a blush of embarrassment instantly appeared on her face.

"Yeah... Doctor... I love spicy food. The spicier the food, the better. I ate it all. The main thing is that the stir-fried pork intestines are not only delicious, but the chili is also spicy and rich, and it doesn't overshadow the main flavor..."

Director Huang: …

He didn't even raise his eyelids and swallowed helplessly.

"Okay, stop talking. I didn't mean to ask you to describe the taste..."

……

ten minutes later.

Director Huang rushed towards beds 13 and 14 at the speed of wind.

This is a double room.

The symptoms of the two people are exactly the same as those in Bed 11.

Not only was the pain unbearable, but the bleeding from my lower body wouldn't stop.

It was as if a silver bottle had suddenly broken, water spurted out, and three thousand drops of blood flowed down.

But it’s not as serious as bed 11.

Seeing this, Director Huang had a bad feeling in his heart.

Then he turned his suspicious eyes to the trash can.

I saw.

A few familiar take-out boxes came into view.

Director Huang was so angry that he became anxious.

No?

So you guys cried in the middle of the night because you ate pig intestines???
His eyes widened and he was breathing heavily.

The nurse next to her saw this.

I was so scared that my heart was pounding.

I hope the old man won’t be able to breathe before the patient is cured.

So he quickly stretched out his hands, supported Director Huang, and pressed him to sit on the chair next to him.

...I was busy for a full forty minutes.

Director Huang and the others then moved to bed 4.

Just opened the door of the ward.

I saw the old man holding a box of pig intestines and eating them with gusto.

At this point, it was too late for him to dodge.

I just made up my mind and showed the lunch box openly.

"Big Brother, you..."

Director Huang's eyes widened and his lips trembled slightly.

What kind of trouble did I cause today?
Not to mention that all the patients eat pig intestines.

You are the first person who dares to eat in front of me so arrogantly.

"You were screaming in pain and rolling around on the bed, why are you eating this?"

"Doctor Huang, this is pig intestines! What a good thing! My wife said that like cures like, and it's absolutely right!"

As he spoke, the old man picked up a piece of pork intestine and waved it in front of them.

"Look, this fat intestine looks like the rectum I circumcised, doesn't it?"

Director Huang's face turned pale.

The corners of his mouth twitched and he couldn't speak for a long time.

But the nurse next to her couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Realize your own gaffe.

She quickly covered her mouth with her hands and her shoulders shook uncontrollably.

Talk about it.

This old man is really a fun-loving guy.

Right after having a hemorrhoid surgery, he asked to take his old hemorrhoids away, saying that he wanted to take them back and make them into specimens as a souvenir.

They say that a baby born after ten months of pregnancy is a treasure. Moreover, he had hemorrhoids for 45 years, and had been with him through so many days of constipation. How could he just leave him in the hospital? He couldn't bear to do that.

The medical staff had no comment on this.

I just hope that the old man doesn’t get confused and mistake that thing for pork and fry it and eat it.

After all, he packed that thing in a convenience food bag.

"Stop eating spicy and greasy food! Get down quickly, I'll give you a pill!"

Director Huang is kind after all.

A doctor has a kind heart and must fulfill his duties no matter how speechless he is.

But the old man just shook his head with a stubborn and complacent smile on his face.

"I know my limits. It really hurt a lot just now. Seeing that you didn't come, I changed my strategy. I rinsed the pig intestines with water. Now it's not spicy or greasy, just right. I'll be fine after you finish eating."

As he said this, the old man was afraid that they would not believe him.

He suddenly lowered his head, opened his mouth wide, and took a big bite.

The fat intestines made his cheeks look high and round.

Two big tears rolled down the old man's eyes, and he fanned his mouth with his hands while chewing.

He sniffed and exclaimed in admiration.

"Hiha! Such delicious pig intestines! Not spicy or greasy!"

After the old man finished eating, he let out a long breath and then closed his eyes in ecstasy.

Before he could continue to act weird.

The young nurse quickly snatched the box of pig intestines away.

"Sir, you are really making a fuss."

Her eyebrows were raised and her eyes were wide open, as if she was looking at a naughty old child.

It's really ridiculous!

By the time all the patients' problems were resolved, the time had quietly approached five in the morning.

It’s almost time to get off work, and it seems I won’t be able to sleep.

That night, a world was reached where only medical staff were injured.

Director Huang had black bags under his eyes from the torture.

My eyes are red and my eyelids are drooping due to sleepiness.

I have mixed feelings about Su Chen's fat intestines.

Do not!
Love is still greater than hate.

There is no hate without love.

This stir-fried pork intestine is extremely spicy and delicious. It is also very good for making your brain, the little fool, very happy.

Therefore, even if the patient knows that the meal will cause unbearable anal pain, he or she will still not change the habit, because he or she feels really happy when taking the meal!
(End of this chapter)