I eloped with the leader Zai, who wanted to usurp the throne.

In short, after I accepted Dazai Osamu's proposal, Dazai Osamu brought all his belongings and married into our Shibusawa family.

It was a beautiful spring day and I was the first one to wake up. After briefly reminiscing about last night, I grabbed the white shirt that Dazai Osamu had thrown at me last night and put it on my shoulders. Then I skillfully took out a cigarette candy from under the pillow and put it in my mouth, blowing out Schrödinger's smoke rings. The first ray of sunlight that came through the gap in the curtains shone on the shining diamond ring on the ring finger of my left hand, and I sighed that beauty is so charming but so frustrating.

The bed at home is very big, and I won’t fall off even if I roll around. The sheets and quilts are of good quality and very soft, but I think the strongest person on the bed is Dazai Osamu, because no matter how I grab him, he will just smile and ask me what’s wrong, as if nothing happened.

The torturous little goblin Dazai Osamu started to act up again at this time. He put his arm around my waist and continued to fan the flames with his hands, saying that I was irresponsible after sleeping with him. He didn't even think about the fact that this was the 300th time he had said it. Isn't it annoying?
I am so annoyed by your constant nagging. Do you know that you are prone to kidney deficiency in the morning? I kicked him off the bed. We have already proposed, married and slept together. What else do you want? Are you an insecure high school girl?
I got up and dressed callously, all I could think about was today's breakfast. Dazai Osamu, who had climbed onto the bed and curled up under the quilt, showed his two big round eyes and reminded me in a lazy, elongated tone.

"Caramel sauce, wedding, wedding~"

My feet slipped, my legs trembled, and then I continued to put on my stockings calmly, and casually agreed, "Ah, the wedding, well... Anyway, we have obtained the marriage certificate, so forget it. We are all low-key people, it would be bad to make such a big fuss..."

My tone was very hypocritical. "Besides, preparing for a wedding is very tiring, with all the big wedding cakes and churches..."

"The wedding venue has been booked, the big cake is also ready, the wedding dress is custom-made according to Caramel Sauce's measurements, the area around the church has been cleared, and the priest has been chosen. The invitations have been sent out for several days, and if we count the days, everyone should be here almost tomorrow." Dazai Osamu, who had planned everything out, touched his cell phone and took a look.

Wait! Did you say something so nonchalant?

I was a little dazed for a moment, staring in amazement as I watched Dazai Osamu recite a bunch of dishes fluently like he was reading out the names of dishes, and then turned away feeling guilty.

"Do you want to not take responsibility?" Dazai Osamu's faint voice came from behind me, and I shivered in broad daylight.

"A wedding is one of the most important moments in life. Wouldn't it be great if you swore in front of the priest that you would spend the rest of your life with me alone?" He paused strangely, looking displeased. "Could it be that there is another little vixen in your heart?"

"Get married! Get married right now and have a wedding!"

"That's a good boy~" Dazai Osamu crawled out of the bed and used the flexible fingers that had just massaged me to tie the bandage with satisfaction. The circles of cold white bandages on his body made him look more fragile and morbidly beautiful, and his porcelain white skin made people very appetizing.

Noticing my gaze, he smiled, his clear voice becoming hoarse, his eyes becoming more and more dangerous, "Why, Madam, do you want to do it again while the time is right?"

"No... I was afraid that you would have to lean on the wall when walking, so I spared you for now. Humph, you must remember my kindness..."

"Ah, Madam is so considerate~ Oh, Madam, why are you holding the wardrobe all the time? Let me help you."

"Don't come over here > < !!!"
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As a leader, he is willful. Dazai Osamu bought ten carts of wedding candies and asked his subordinates to drive to Yokohama to distribute them on the wedding day. I don't know which stupid subordinate suggested posting photos of the leader and his wife. Now everyone in Yokohama knows that the leader and his wife are a stupid couple who robbed the traffic police's scooter and cursed at each other. Some onlookers even dug up the dark history of the proposal at the airport.

However, I knew nothing about this as I held up my skirt at the wedding.

I put on a standard international fake smile and stretched out my sinful hands towards the handsome blond man in front of me.

"Hello, Senior Brother Dino, cash or card, WeChat or Alipay?"

Dino, who exuded the aura of a handsome man, smiled and took out a shiny gold card, touched my head, and told me to take it easy in the future and not to kill my brother-in-law. Oh, he is an angel.

Thank you for getting married. It’s so great to be married. I want to get married every day!
"Chexia, you obviously have a fortune that rivals a country, and your cheap husband is also rich. Do you have to look like a poor idiot who saw $100 million..."

Sawada Tsunayoshi behind him had a face full of black lines, but as an elegant handsome man he could not lose his composure. He swallowed the urge to complain, and handed over his share of money with a smile. The money sealed in the red envelope looked very thick. This guy was also an angel.

"Reborn asked me to give this to you. He couldn't come because of something."

The red envelope was very heavy. I paused when I took it. Could it be that the teacher was still angry?

Sawada Tsunayoshi saw what I was thinking and came over to kindly remind me: "No, he is just saying it, maybe he is hiding in the crowd."

I glanced at the crowd, thinking that maybe Reborn, the teacher who said one thing but acted another would really do this. I calmed myself, stretched out my hand and smiled again, with golden symbols appearing in my eyes.

"Hello, Junior Brother. Cash or card? WeChat or Alipay?"

With dead eyes, Sawada Tsunayoshi took out the red envelope he prepared from his pocket. Hmm? Two?
"This is what Senior Yun Que asked me to give you. He doesn't like to gather in groups, so he asked me to give it to you."

I was so touched: "Wow, you are worthy of being the tsundere Erque Oudoudou. Onei-chan is very pleased."

"...It's better if Senior Yun Que doesn't hear this..."

The speechless Sawada Tsunayoshi wanted to say something but Dazai Osamu did not give him the chance. He hugged me, gave me a look similar to that of a new daughter-in-law provoking her sister-in-law, and pulled me away. We whispered in each other's ears in the locker room, and Dazai Osamu obediently handed over all the money he had collected.

Dazai Osamu, with a smile on his face, held my fingers together. He didn't look like a black-hearted boss who exploited his employees at all. His smile was as harmless as that of a neighbor's brother. "That's great, ma'am. We have the money for our honeymoon. This is our own legal income."

He was almost adding the light of holy love to his behavior, and there was also some romance belonging to the young people. He himself was a young man of 22 years old who was in the prime of his life, but he lacked a sense of security and was always worried about gains and losses. Only now did he have a sense of security.

The furry head was buried in my shoulder and moved around, and after a while it clung to me like an octopus, as if I was still in a dream. I was pressed against the wall, with warm breath in my ears. The complicated wedding dress was very hot. I didn't want to become an oven, so I put my index finger against the fingers that were trying to mess with my waist.

"What does it matter~" Dazai Osamu looked aggrieved and showed a childish and lost expression, trying to get away with it by being soft and coquettish, "The wedding hasn't started yet, everyone is in the church."

I turned his face aside in disgust without any negotiation, saying that his makeup would be smudged and the wall was very rough.

Dazai Osamu lowered his head and made a "tsk" sound. There was no light in his iris-colored eyes. He buried his head in my chest dejectedly and hummed. The wedding was about to take place. Outside, Chuuya was looking for the missing Dazai Osamu with veins on his forehead. I took Dazai Osamu out with me and went to the dressing room to wait for Biyangqi's notification.

The sister Bai Lan who was passing by saw me drooling over my lipstick in the dressing room because I was so hungry, so she generously gave me some marshmallows. I felt reborn and thanked her with tears in my eyes.

"Bai Lan, you are really my good brother. Did you bring the money?"

Bai Lan: “^ ^”

Counting the gold cards in the red envelope, my greedy eyes were all over the place, "Wow, Bai Lan, you are so generous."

The wealthy Bai Lan raised her head proudly: "For the sake of our childhood sweethearts, I am much more generous than the Bai Lans in other parallel worlds."

"Oh, we are also good brothers in other parallel worlds?"

"Almost." He sat in the chair, not too interested in this topic, but to put it bluntly, doesn't this mean that he is a single guy who keeps giving me money for marriage?

I think Bai Lan is like a cold and ruthless NPC in the game who specializes in providing information to players. She has a low presence but is indispensable.

After eating marshmallows, I leaned against the windowsill and looked at the blue sky. White doves were flying freely. What fat birds! They should be braised. Looking down at the church, my eyes suddenly froze. Under the shade of the tree, a peerless beauty was resting with her eyes closed. Her black hair was unruly and the three petals of red plum blossoms under her eyelids were bright and juicy. She was beautiful from all angles. Is this a real beauty?

The vulgar me finally realized that what I like is not handsome guys, but good-looking people.

The unreal beauty dazzled me. I rubbed my eyes and found that there was no one under the shade of the tree. It was really an illusion???

As if I had lost the ability to speak, I turned around stiffly and stammered, "Beauty, black-haired beauty! There's a super beauty over there, I can't take my eyes off her!"

The silver-haired young man, who was resting his chin on his hand and had a visibly distracted look in his eyes, gradually focused his attention when he heard the key words. He frowned and stared at me with his sparkling violet eyes.

"Tomie Kawakami?"

I looked puzzled.

"Who is that? I was just hallucinating. There was a black-haired beauty. She was so pretty. She had black hair and three red plum petals in the corners of her eyes. She was exactly my ideal type!"

"Oh." Bai Lan, who was not interested in the truth, responded perfunctorily and shrank back lazily, "That's the white moonlight you missed."

"???"
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The colorful stained glass depicts the Holy Son and the Virgin Mary. Father Nakahara Chuuya, who was forced to take on the task, frowned. His handsome eyes read the Bible at a glance. The expression on his face became more and more strange, as if a poor student had seen advanced mathematics and was reading a book in a foreign language. He coughed, completely gave up on the Bible, and began to read the little note he had copied.

"Well, that's it, whether rich or poor... ah, I said it, then! Now please let the newlyweds exchange rings."

Nakajima Atsushi handed me two gift boxes. Under everyone's blessing gaze, I opened the gift box first, but the shining diamond ring... did not appear!

A pacifier lay quietly inside, attracting much attention.

"Ah!" Dazai Osamu panicked for a second as he felt something was wrong. He stared at Nakajima Atsushi. Nakajima Atsushi reached into his pocket in a panic and took out the exact same gift box. What a mistake!

Nakahara Chuuya looked at Dazai Osamu in shock, and when he met my death stare, he whistled evasively, opened his Bible and pretended to be studious, and was very panicked.

Dazai Osamu, who had originally planned to confess his feelings during the applause for love in the evening, finally came clean.

"Madam, actually, I am pregnant with the Shibusawa family's baby." He sincerely took out a test report, with a shy face, but not hiding his pride, "Madam, the baby is in your belly, and it has been one month."

I looked skeptical and said, "No way, I remember wearing it."

"I got it pierced." Dazai Osamu revealed the truth with a harmless smile.

The perfect smile cracked, and I couldn't laugh anymore. Dazai Osamu continued to talk pitifully about his future working life, "For me and the baby, Anada has to work hard to support us, and also run around for the baby's milk powder money. When the child grows up, there will be tuition fees, preschool and tutoring classes are also indispensable. What if we have a second child..."

The wedding instantly turned into a complaining session for housewives.

A bunch of words were running around in my mind, and then they exploded with a bang. I shook Dazai Osamu off and turned and ran.

Fuck! This time the account is really permanently bound!
Holding my wedding dress and running wildly on the red carpet, I grabbed the nearest white marshmallow and threw it at Dazai Osamu who was chasing me. I was furious and threw Dino's green turtle at him with a distorted face.

"Ah! Antrio!" Dino exclaimed.

"Ahhh, Dazai Osamu, you shameless man want to use the child to get to the top and become the wealthy son-in-law of our Shibusawa family!"

"No, Caramel Sauce, I'm just thinking about the incense of our Dazai family!"

Dazai Osamu turned his head away and made shameless excuses, with a pitiful look as if he was asking you to listen to my explanation.

"I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it. You are no longer the wealthy wife of our Shibusawa family. Ha, man, pack your bags and get out of our house!"

"How could you bear to abandon me and my unborn child? There is no other way. Caramel sauce, you have to bear with it and come to our Dazai family. Atsushi-kun, quickly catch the lady and don't let her run away!"

The two of them ran out of the church, fighting and chasing each other, leaving a group of onlookers looking at each other in bewilderment.

"Why did the bride and groom run away?"

"It seems like the bride met a new gigolo and wanted to break off the engagement. Didn't she hear him say take the kids and get out of their house?"

"Huh? Why did I hear that the groom is a live-in son-in-law, a childhood sweetheart of the bride who is a commoner and lives among the people? He is pregnant and wants to spend the rest of his life with the bride."

"Nonsense, the groom is obviously a billionaire CEO, didn't you see the custom-made suit he's wearing?"

……

There were many different opinions, except among the Vongola who knew the character of their own master.

Zhongyuan Zhong, who was in the C position, attracted everyone's attention. He stood on the altar holding the Bible, his face disheveled in the wind, trying to remain calm, and began to talk nonsense without thinking.

"Everyone calm down, Madam Chief, the bride and groom, and others..."

"boom----"

The door that had just been closed was suddenly opened again, attracting the attention of the onlookers again.

I saw a beautiful woman with flowing silver hair panting, her ruby-like red eyes were a little gloomy, maybe due to over-exercise, there were a few drops of water on her delicate forehead. She bent down slightly and held the door to support her body, then raised her head and looked gloomily at Nakahara Chuuya who was in the C position.

"My lovely niece, no, where's the bride?!"

Zhongyuan Zhongya:? ? ?
Coming to grab the bride? It's too late!
Feeling unsure, Nakahara Chuuya glanced around and blurted out.

"Well, the bride and groom...eloped for love."

(End of this chapter)