Today's Xianmen elegant pig slaughter

There was no logic in Yan Ji'an's actions at the time.

It's as strong as that time.

In the morning, I sent you away to sit under the tree for a long time. I was thinking seriously, but it didn't work. I was so simple and empty-headed. My mind was simple and straightforward.

Are you really annoyed by the master killing pigs?

It's hard to understand why the master would give it to ordinary mortals like that, and why it only appears around so majestically.

And the feeling of survival is very strong.

Like a mayfly that flies out of nowhere, people often feel disgusted by it because it is an insect with wings that can fly, but they also think it is unnecessary to pick up a broom to drive it away, after all, it has no deterrent power...
And life is short.

He looks like a butcher.

Yan Ji'an was in a dilemma until he saw the petals floating down from the white chess piece in the chess box. Inexplicably, the light pink petals accompanied the white chess piece with a pleasing feeling.

It seems unrelated. Yan Ji'an remembered that when you were born as a child, you learned to fly with a sword. To be honest, the three spiritual roots of wood, fire and water are not good seedlings for sword cultivation. When you were repeatedly rolled into the mud from the sword that was not your natal sword, the general bent down and patiently picked up your belt again and again, and performed the cleaning spell.

With just a snap of your fingers, your skin will become clean and brand new.

At that time, it carefully pulled my sleeve, asked me to bend over, and then said in a childish and joyful voice in my ear: Thank you, Master!

Clean up the dirty things so you can go on.
……
and so.
Then you can do the same next time.

Flip the palm, Yunshang Xianzun appeared in my hand. I have basically never read "Three Realms Gossip" after subscribing. It's like a two-sided mirror. It's too incongruous for an old man to have two lifetimes of memory. Take some time to figure out how to post dynamics in the mobile section.

Therefore, the mobile version of "Three Realms Gossip" is named "If you want to feel at ease, the nine masters have nine tails on their heads. Their heads are furry like those of kittens when they were young. When they grow up, they will feel very safe!
Ahhhh, after the Shatuo Sky-Splitting Tree is revived, please let the Immortal Alliance come and continue the research on life!
You were so efficient before but now you are almost in danger!
Come and save the kitten! 」

It lives in the Kunlun Mountains and was once the mount of the Queen Mother of the West. Later, it became an endangered species because of its strong aggressiveness and bad temper after adulthood, and it was difficult to reproduce naturally.

But the “endangered” people and land “did not make the cut”.

Why did the strong man Yan Ji'an later go to Jingtan to fish out the feathered robe for killing evil and warding off fire, the most precious treasure of your Queen Mother's tribe, and then bring you back to Kunlun with that treasure that you had spent so much effort and even paid the price of your life to get.

Come and cut smoothly.

Although the Queen Mother of the West's tribe was at odds with me, I was able to successfully bring you back and rest assured that my cub would be at peace.

Moreover, the albinos are such a precious mutant species. Just add the word "incomparable" as a prefix before the word "precious".

Carefully he put the cub into his sleeve, then took out a two-sided mirror to talk to it, informing it that it would return to Yuntian Sect before dinner.

Yan Ji'an wants to know why people will feel at ease after they arrive at this point in their lives.

The joy in my memory echoed in my mind again. "Thank you, Master" The Immortal Yunshang smiled solemnly, but there was a relaxation in the corners of his lips that was easily noticed by others.

……

In the end, the result was just like that.

After dusk and before the sun set, Yunshang Immortal Venerable returned to Yuntian Sect at an unprecedented time, and under the gazes of a large number of Yuntian Sect disciples, he took out the strange-colored heart and pushed it to the other side of the body.

But the cubs have perfectly inherited the character flaws of the species and are very popular with people.

How could it succumb to the tyranny and hide in your sleeves for so many hours? What is the result of the perfect and strong food chain sequence? And it was only born in Kunlun, and has seen all kinds of creatures with eight-foot-long heads, three-foot-long fangs, sharp claws, and strange shapes...
So what is it after birth?
The first time it was pushed to the ground, it sneezed loudly on its head at the same time, then turned its head away and sat down on the ground.

After it was born, it cried "ah", and saw the tiger cub rushing towards it with its butt, and asked Yan Ji'an blankly what he was doing there?
Yan Ji'an replied, "You're like a sullen person. You lower your head to look at the one you brought back with so much difficulty. When you see it, you go to its side and gently kick its tail with your toes as a hint."

People go.
If you have the ability, please let me be trampled to death.

There's a refusal to cooperate in his amber eyes, and he feels at ease as if his butt is stuck to the ground, and no one is willing to move no matter what.

After birth it: “?”

Yan Ji'an: "..."

Ever since I got the baby, my mood has turned gloomy and I feel a little annoyed.

……

After giving birth, it and Yan Ji'an were relatively silent, sitting firmly in the middle, with only the cub as a dividing line.

Gathered together to watch the sunset glow, it was better than the sunset glow, it seemed a thousand times more lively. The disciples of Yuntian Sect "wowed" and talked about it.

"Be at peace!"
"I actually feel at peace! Oh my god, I never thought I could see a living being at peace in my middle age!"
"...Is the Immortal Venerable giving it to Senior Sister?"
"A sword cultivator gave it to another sword cultivator just to feel at ease? Well, well, I'll use the Dragon Slaying Sword to kill pigs. Next, I'll organize the three realms and six paths to control it. Fellow Daoist, come and resist Yuntian Sect..."

Whispering.

"Wait a minute, how can you tell me about Paleobiology and Geography? Are you sure that people live in the Kunlun Mountains? Are people in the Kunlun Mountains hostile to my Yuntian Sect?"
"..."
"How could the Queen Mother of the West tribe give the precious albino heart to the Immortal Venerable?"
"..."
"Our master is the Three Pure Ones, the Taoist Priest, the Taoist God of Daode. It is rare for an old man to become an immortal."
"Shhh."
"Go grab some"
"Shh! Shh! Don't say anything!"

Amid the increasingly heated discussion, a young female talisman cultivator who usually kept a low profile suddenly remembered something, such as the rumor that "Yunshang Immortal Venerable Jingtan took the Feathered Robe for Killing Evils and Repelling Fire", and slapped her head: "Ah! People are snatching it! The Immortal Venerable went to Jingtan to take your magic weapon and armor, and bravely went to Kunlun Mountain to exchange it for you, right?"

The crowd was silent for a few seconds, then they realized what had happened.

"Earth, earth!"
"It turns out that the teacher is Ji Ji"
"The Immortal Venerable is centering on you!"
"...You should be more focused. A few days ago, something so serious happened to you. Afterwards, the elder sister was deeply hurt and said that she wanted to cancel the Taoist couple's contract. The Immortal Venerable, do you think the Taoist is willing to cancel it? That person should make amends?"

Xie Hui hid behind the crowd and turned to ask Lu Sang, who had been unusually quiet since a while ago: "That's right, little junior sister. Back then, Yunshang Immortal Venerable was beaten seriously by the Queen Mother of the West tribe in order to obtain the Feathered Robe for Killing Evils and Repelling Fire. Did they save your life?... Why, did you take the Feathered Robe for Killing Evils and Repelling Fire as a gift to them in the future?!"

Standing under the shadow of the rocks, Lu Sangrong shook her head, not knowing what to say.

I only know that the master may only apologize to my senior sister.
Although he remained silent, it seemed that deep down he was really willing to break the contract with his senior sister.

At this time, Xie Hui, who came to the side, didn't know what the junior sister was thinking. He just thought that you were dumb or didn't react to the reason. He said with some regret: "Why, Wei Chuang has said that, but you still haven't thought about peace of mind? Should I give it to you? Why should I give it to you? What contribution did you make to deserve such a good thing? You are a pig! You are fit to raise pigs!"

"...Don't talk about you, Brother Xie."
Lu Sang finally said with some fatigue in his voice, but he couldn't hide his loss.
Do you know what you should do?
"Let's not talk about the past anymore. Saving your master's life was only in the previous life. I... In this life, who should I give my peace of mind to? Naturally, it is up to your master to decide."

"..."

Xie Huiren yelled at you in a convinced tone, "It's up to you," and then he said with a stinky face, "Shut up."

……

Standing in the middle of the crowd, Xie Yunxing fell to the ground and heard the conversation between Lu Sang and his stupid brother clearly. He wrote it down in his mind and squeezed through the crowd to get to the side of the life form.

Use your elbow to nudge you and the person beside you, dumbfounded? The best actress of the gossip of the Yuntian Sect today: "Ask the master a question, you and the Immortal Venerable... reconcile you?"

That's too ridiculous.

After it was born, it finally withdrew its gaze from that round, furry butt that made it feel at ease. It glanced back at you, with the corners of its lips twitching, what did it mean? How could it be possible?

"So that Zhuangdi only wants to please you and apologize to you?"

"who knows."

"What do you think?"
Xie Yunxing sighed and frowned, and asked, "You will be strong like when the Yaota sword was broken, thinking that you are strong enough, and then you will accept the gift and pretend that nothing happened?" "Ah?"

Xie Yunxing raised his hand and patted your arm, indicating that you should answer quickly and stop playing dumb.

"It almost killed me." It said expressionlessly, "I am such an idiot."

We have already agreed on the price for that matter. Life for life.

Yan Ji'an could understand what people said but his memory was poor, so he should know that it would be useless even if Zhuang moved the entire Kunlun Mountains.

………………And what does it mean to “pretend nothing happened, just like when Yao Ta’s sword was broken”? I came back two days ago just to bring up that incident, at least I haven’t forgotten it!
The eldest sister of the Yuntian Sect could only mutter in her heart, and at the same time she couldn't help but glance at Yan Ji'an, "What happened that day when the sword was sealed on your throat? You were so angry, was there any murderous intent in the sword's aura? Who knows?"

After that, will it be a bit awkward for us to get along with each other?

Just talk about the matter at hand, and get to the point. Try to have only Chinese and foreigners present to avoid awkward silence.

That place today?

After it was born, it thought about it and found the answer.

The first person to understand the situation and take action was Zhuang Zhuang.

It was a little confused at first. What was that strange-looking, furry little beast? How could it suddenly appear out of nowhere and be brought back by that nasty dragon? Then it realized that the dragon gave it a gift...
But it is in the middle of Yukawa Ridge.
The mountain man lives with two tigers.
No matter how many furry little beasts there are, Tangchuanling will only treat them as his little darlings from now on, and the new ones may even steal their food...
People and land.
Who can bear it?!
Just someone in front of your heart makes a loud sound of your miserable pig!
Caught off guard, it began to twist and turn in Xie Yunxing's arms, until the second senior sister of Yuntian Sect screamed "Ah" and could no longer hold its round, smooth and heavy body, letting it "slide" out of her arms and roll to the ground.
With four hooves running wildly, the pink piglet rushed to the empty space where the person was squatting and settled down. Before the person inside could react, it used its sturdy body to hit you with a solid "barbarian pig charge"!
Before I could react, Zhuang was pushed three meters away by its butt!
Then come and knock your master down hard so that he will be confused. Feeling at ease, he turned over and got up and shook his head. The ninth master turned his head to Zhuangzhuang with a fierce look in his eyes. Four heads just bared their teeth, and the fifth head just breathed out!

Zhuangzhuang pawed his hooves, making a loud noise. Hum: Come here!

Then the spell was forced to terminate.

After it was born, it picked up the piglet from behind and slapped it on the butt: "What are you doing? Look at me, a carnivore is still eating his head. Come on, give me a head and eat it. You can't even give me a bone residue!"

After Zhuangzhuang gave birth to the baby in his arms, he turned his head and said to him with a loud "Pooh"!
After it was born, its face was paralyzed, and I pinched its mouth with two fingers very skillfully.

Turn off the mic manually.

"I heard a few days ago that you wanted to raise a spirit pet to relieve your boredom and relax."
At this time, Yan Ji'an finally seemed to be able to speak, and explained, "I went to Jingtan to get the evil-killing and fire-repelling feather robe and returned it to the tribe living in the Kunlun Mountains. To express my gratitude, you gave me that peace of mind."

After it is born, it looks up.

"give you."
Just staring at it, no one knew why, the Immortal Master Yunshang was actually a little nervous, he paused for a long while, and just turned his eyes away.
Shangqing you clear your throat.
"I hope you can be more thoughtful."

After it was born, its gaze moved and fell back to the ground far away, where the man was squatting, feeling at ease.

Very cute, very precious, when you were a kid, you were furry, and when you grew up, you had explosive fighting power. You can kill a weak talisman cultivator with your claws. It's not a big problem. If you send that thing to the Black Mountain Morning Market, I guess everyone will crawl on their knees and ask what's the price?

After it was born: "Take it. I want it."

The crowd was silent in surprise.

Feeling at ease as if he understood you, Master Jiu suddenly turned his head and looked back in shock.

It seemed that only Zhuangzhuang was truly excited about the five words "teacher".

And Yan Ji'an seemed to have expected Hui Zhuang to say that. His usually cold face showed a helpless expression. He called out "Ri Ri" to everyone in a strange way, telling Hui Xin'an that the cub had to live in the same tribe since childhood. Once it was alienated and got angry, it would be difficult to integrate back into its own tribe. It might be thrown back and attacked and bitten to death by its own tribe the next day.

"Whoever takes it away is responsible. You can pick it up yourself."

"Have you ever seen a dragon riding on Xin'an? How shameful."

"..."

I haven't seen it since I returned.

Strictly speaking, I have never seen a second real dragon.

Then it's completely just a blind spot of knowledge, a crazy moral kidnapping.

"You can accept it. You can still do whatever you want in the future. It doesn't matter what you do. It's just a spiritual pet given to you by your master."

Yan Ji'an bent down and picked up the back of his neck, still squatting on the ground in a daze, unable to believe that he was being kicked around like a ball.

"People want to kill you."

He stretched out his hand and held out the little cub curled up on four short legs. Under his nose, it just swayed in his hand like a sandbag.

"Ri Ri, I just want to make you happy."

……

Chiri Peak, Tangchuan Ridge.

"Then you will take you in."

The butcher saw the Taoist priest stretching his neck and squatting in a corner, licking goat milk from a ceramic food bowl.

"And named it 'Turtle'."

"...Master Jiu has nine tails on his head. Have you heard of Jiujiu Guilai? Calling him 'Guilai' is too arrogant. A child with a big name can't be raised, so what's wrong with calling him 'Turtle'?"

The man lowered his head and looked blankly at the thing under his feet. It had just been born and the word "turtle" was specially written on it with a branch. Can you read or can I read?
After it was born, it squatted with its knees hugged next to the word "turtle" with its head resting on its folded arms.

Looking back at the teacher licking goat's milk in the far corner, I felt at ease. I came to the other corner and learned how to use your butt to fight back at him. I was just sulking.

"Zhuangzhuang is happy for you." The man above his head announced lazily that anyone with eyes could see the fact.

After it is born, it raises its eyelids and glances at you, warning you that you may add fuel to the fire.

The butcher took the pig from the corner and looked at you, saying, "Don't worry, you will definitely leave the tribe and the strong man may go back. Your master is not virtuous enough to bring it back, but since he has no virtue with the dragon tribe, so the strong man is yours. It is a good deed for you to accept it...but if you are biased..."

"Ok?"

"Wei Qian took Dao Zhuangzhuang away from home."

"..."

After it was born, it looked down at you with its eyes wide open and smiling. Man.

It stares at you for a long while and scolds you, "What's wrong with you? You're just a weakling now." While frowning, you can feel your ears getting hot.

There is no reason, no logic at all.

(End of this chapter)