Today's Xianmen elegant pig slaughter

The eldest sister finally accepted Ming Xiao, but Ming Xiao was not as good as the eldest sister at that time.
It's not clear if Xiao Xia is married to her junior sister Lu Sang.
Junior sister Lu Sang is the reincarnation of the divine phoenix...
The translator is Zhuang, who has just successfully helped Yun Ye Xian Zun to overcome his calamity, and is Yun Ye Xian Zun's destined lover.

That’s why.
Everyone was amazed by the excitement.

They all seemed expressionless and fell into dead silence, just watching the crowd, but in fact they were all looking crazy, holding their faces and screaming and twisting their bodies. The teachers looked eagerly at the little deer holding the baby, and then looked at the day - this -

The junior sister of Yuntian Sect has an innocent face.

The eldest senior sister of the Yuntian Sect turned pale.

……

Day - this is indeed a bright time.

No matter how strong your heart is, you will be hurt if you let this matter go.

If people give Ming Lu Sang a good sword, a good wine, a useless man (crossed out) and other insignificant things, it would be considered a blessing... But Ming Lu Sang was not smart enough. Last night, this damn hairy beast slept next to my couch. I was afraid that it would dirty its beautiful silver-white hair, so I even found a cushion for it.
……
Zhuangzhuang has no clouds!
It ate, drank, and slept!

If you turn against someone for the slightest thing, you'll know how to recognize that person, and yet you look like you've been abused and try your best to get into someone else's arms!
What do you mean?
What do you mean?!
He could hear the creaking of his back teeth, and when he felt that he could not digest the betrayal of his younger brother, Xie Hui suddenly jumped out.

"Hahahaha, damn it! You are so embarrassing! Look, the Immortal Venerable clearly gave it to you, but you didn't use it on you, on Junior Sister! If you ask me... even a beast would know who is the one who really needs it! Why didn't the Immortal Venerable just give it to Junior Sister directly!"

The little fat boy twisted his fat body and rushed to Lu Sang, then stood by and said to him, "How is it? Was I really angry when I saw you now?"

Day - without saying anything, the people who had just stepped into the dining hall and watched this farce, only Xie Yunxing stepped forward, grabbed his brother's collar and dragged him back.

Xie Hui did not do that, and grabbed Lu Sang by the corner of his clothes: "I'm leaving! You can't let me go!"

Amidst the chaos, I heard several voices and laughter behind me.

I turned around in disbelief, about to yell at the butcher, what's wrong with him?
The latter's face also showed a genuine and interesting expression.

"The good world is a race that provides pure storybooks for children to read." The butcher said quietly, "Only the kind and pure princess in the castle can give off an aura that attracts small animals and children, and teachers are willing to surround her."

Day—This: “…”

A kid with a face full of fat and good at stirring up trouble, and a small animal with nine heads and nine tails that can bite people through when it opens its mouth?

That can only be a cult story.

Japan: "What am I?"

The butcher: "Except for the princess and the prince, the rest are just villains. What are you talking about?"

Day-this: "When I look at you, I eat-"

Sheng Zhuang hadn’t finished cursing when his eyes widened.

At this moment, he just turned sideways and looked at the butcher's palm. Blood gushed out from the bite wound and flowed over his skin. The sticky and warm touch made him shiver.

Soon blood flowed out of the intersection of the two men, and "plop" and "plop" sounds flowed out, forming a clear pool of blood at the feet of the masters.

This movement certainly did not escape the attention of Immortal Yun Ye, who frowned and looked at the few people who instantly raised their hands to the unknown little boy again.

"Master, yes!"

The little junior sister of Yuntian Sect who was holding Zimoming in her arms turned pale. She took a step back and turned her back, using her body to shield the furry ball in her arms.

Yan Ji'an said coldly, "No."

Lu Sangren moved: "Master, please show mercy!"

At the same time, he heard the indifferent voice of the butcher who was doing the butchering, and asked the medicine disciple beside him for hemostatic drugs and bandages.

In the past few days in Yuntian Sect, the master has been able to accurately distinguish which branch the same style of Taoist robes represent -

But Kenbo will always remember that person who lived in the medicine pavilion and that day - this is what he dealt with.

Damn - the sight of the eye-catching fight between dragons, phoenixes, and cats in the distance was also gone. I wanted to remind the butcher not to waste his efforts, as I was afraid that he would have to stare at me with a big mouth and die of excessive blood loss sooner. As a result, I turned my head and saw the butcher taking the two things that his master wanted from the crowd with trepidation.

That medicine cabinet is just a lunatic, and even when it comes to double servings, it's just a lunatic.

Day—this: “?”

But who knows how, my mentality collapsed again the next day.

Japan: "Why is the master willing to give you bandages and medicine?"

The butcher raised his head and picked up the teapot beside him, and washed away the blood stain in the same elegant way as a teacup pourer. "Master, why are you so willing?"

The water flowed into a column, tilted and strong, and the cold touch was gentle. He sucked in a breath and hissed, gnashing his teeth: "It seems that the entire Yuntian Sect is hated by everyone and cats, right?!"

"No clouds."
The butcher put down the teapot and casually bit out the stopper of the hemostatic powder bottle with his teeth.
"Zhu Xia embedded you."

Sun - this time I lowered my head and looked at the charming face of the child, and saw that his legs were strong. I saw that the person was like a pig, and I saw that he was worshiping the unparalleled hero who was stepping on the colorful auspicious clouds.

"..."

Half a bottle of medicine was poured out and the wound was also -

There was a "hiss" sound, and the brown powder quickly turned into water and mixed with the blood when it came into contact with the wound, producing white bubbles. Damn - the pain was so sudden that the person almost jumped up in surprise.

But the butcher was very strong.

It's useless to just resist. It's useless to fight back.

The whole body is tense and looks like a human with fluffy fur.

When the white foam disappeared and the severe pain gradually subsided, he pursed his lips tightly and relaxed a little. Day - this stick clearly showed his breathing frequency.

The butcher threw the medicine bottle and used bandages to wrap people up in circles.

When he raised his head, his eyes met with the teacher who had inadvertently raised his eyes.

After a few moments of silence, the butcher sighed and his eyebrows drooped. There was only a slight hint of coaxing between his usually careless brows.

"It's all right now, Ming. Don't look so fierce."

……

That hairy beast with nine heads but no human brain is not that strong when it looks like a deer.

It was morning class at Jianya Academy. I felt that the eldest sister of Yuntian Sect was floating in front of me for the umpteenth time. Lu Sang came out to inquire about the Three Realms, feeling anxious and complacent.

This morning, things were urgent. As soon as I stepped into the cafeteria, I was surrounded by people asking me all kinds of questions. I didn't have time to take a good look at "Three Realms Gossip". I saw that the mobile version was full of envy and praise. Titles like "The Brave Divine Phoenix", "Savior of Previous Life", and "The Sun of Dawn Will Forever Reflect the Eternal Moon and Stars" appeared one after another.

It has been a long time since the world of immortal cultivation has been so positive and lively.

——In these dark times, people really need someone to rely on or a spiritual leader.

When the teachers see Yunming making a good move, they will quickly gather together and give praise.
[That's a shame for the real dragon and the divine phoenix! ]
[I hope the real dragon can successfully survive the tribulation. This is a signal that people are heading in a good direction! ]
【Ahhhh, after all the suffering, there is sweetness. This guy has entered the "Meteoric Dragon Secret Realm". After the Divine Phoenix washed his marrow, the Shatuo Sky-Splitting Tree came back to life! Finally, there is some hope for me! 】
[So Lu Sang is really just a divine phoenix. It was useless to blame others in anger. Maybe you were wrong. You should just shut up. I can resist the disaster with my body. I am only in the middle stage of foundation building! Who would dare to do that?]
[By the way, I apologize for saying before that the Divine Phoenix was meaningless and could not restore the Shatuo Sky-Splitting Tree! ]

Lu Sang has been subjected to too many doubts and objections recently. Today he can finally be proud of himself. He feels that even the wind is gentle and the sun is warm.

There were a few disciples wearing Taoist robes and looking at them. They were kind and asked Lu Sangneng if he could lend them a pen... With a slightly raised corner of her lips, the little sister of Yuntian Sect smiled and said, "Of course you can."

Today is a really good day.

Lu Sang remembered that in the dream that day, Daoling Patriarch said that only -

"You are the Sun of the Morning, and all things should grow strong under your feet."

At this moment, Xia Qian had never seen Xiao Zheng lying beside him, his limbs were pressed down and his abdomen was strong, he was alert in a hunting posture, and his nine eyes were staring at the front with a piercing look.
……

In front, in the unclear reflection of the small amber eyes, a pink pig was looking at a person and eating an apple seriously.

The classroom was also very quiet, with only the rustling of turning pages or grinding ink. The sound of piglets smacking their lips also became very quiet, and the sound of people chewing on paper more like playing than eating.

Shit—When I used a handkerchief to wipe Zhuangzhuang’s mouth, I could feel that Mingxiao’s friendly eyes had shot over a few times—
It wasn't so arrogant before, but now it seems like it's looking for Ziming's support.

Sun - this is very difficult to watch, and he secretly rolled his eyes in his heart. At this moment, the immortal Yun Ye who had left long ago returned, and a slender figure appeared behind the door, blocking the light and projecting several people in front of the door.

"Daily."

The teacher stood outside the door, with a gentle voice, holding something like a small porcelain bottle.

In the classroom, only the sound of lectures stopped, and then the old master and the immortal Yunye asked about each other's well-being as usual.

Day - When I looked down, I saw layers of bandages. It seemed that the bandages were wrapped so skillfully that it looked as serious as a broken bone, but it was clear that the medicine had been applied and the bandages had been done in time.

But I don’t know why Yan Ji’an wanted so much.

Just like the fact that after Yunming Zhuangzhuang passed away, the master gave Jiming Guigui away, leaving aside the fact that Guigui was a little ungrateful bastard who failed to live up to everyone's expectations, Yunye Xianzun always seemed to like doing unnecessary things like taking off his pants and farting.

Waiting for a while, there was no one moving around at the front door, but the disciples sitting in front were a little restless... I felt that I could not handle the banquet well, and if the master could not stand to learn from me, then I was afraid that everyone would have to learn tomorrow.

He sighed, and the book was out of the window. A sound made Wuyou turn his head and look at the few days. He originally thought that the master would ask some nice nonsense, but he didn't expect the master to ask when he was going to leave for Yuanhai Sect to meet up with the people from "Kingfisher's Nest".

want to go.
A bit of boredom has been floating around since yesterday, and Ruoyun seems to be watching the fun without paying any attention to this bright cloud.
Although this situation is shocking, people are curious about the three masters and apprentices wherever they go. They only have love, hatred, grudges and entanglements.

Thinking of this, he almost wanted to roll his eyes. Damn it - the man just said "leave when you should leave", stuffed Zhuang Zhuang to Wu You and left in a hurry, leaving Yun Tianzong's eldest brother sitting alone. Seeing the back of the man moving towards the door, Yun was lost in thought for a moment.

As expected, Yan Ji'an, who was outside, sent some medicine for the wound, and he frowned frequently at the butcher who was bandaging the pig.

Day - This time I received the medicine for the wound, but I didn't let the master take it away. The reason was that the wound was already so painful, there was no need to tamper with it any further.

Yun Ye Immortal Venerable frowned tightly and did not relax: "Sorry."

Ri Ming also took out a bandage and smiled: "Master, you always seem to be too eager to apologize... Why, do you only apologize when you have done something wrong? And then you bite it."

"That's not Ming Xiao."
Yan Jian didn't seem to pay much attention to Ri Yun - there was only helplessness and sigh in his tone.
"The teacher should tame him well, and then send him a few more every day."

Looking at this world of immortal cultivation, who are the only ones who rely on masters to tame them and how many?
The process of taming is also the process of the monk and the spirit communicating with each other's minds. Fortunately, the little beast has blocked the wall between their hearts.

"That was also the case." Ri--it was hard to hold back the sarcastic tone on Ming's lips, "It seems that Lu Sangna was well domesticated at that time."

After the words fell, Zi Yan Ji'an pursed his pale lips and said, "It was like this then."

"what?"

"Many years ago, in gratitude to Ming for the purification and fall of the Shatuo Cracked Sky Tree, many creatures and races declared that Ming would obey them unconditionally from then on."

"..."
Day - It's hard to believe what Mary Sue only set when I heard Ming.
"what?"

"They didn't know that the dwarfs were among them, so they were born to be close to deer mulberry." Yan Ji'an said, "Sorry, I forgot to know it at the time."

Day - there was nothing to say, not even a reminder that there was no need to apologize, his mind was filled with the dazzling divine Phoenix Saint, the madman standing on the top of the mountain, there was nothing to do, just the countless creatures in the mountain knelt in front of him, saluted, and declared their eternal submission.

"Ri Ri." Yan Jian gently grasped the wrist, "Then give it to me tomorrow, Master... I will find someone else to take care of your pet."

The warm wrist was held by the cold and slender fingers.

Sun--they blinked and raised their heads, looking into the eyes of the Immortal Lord Yun, who was looking down at them. Yun laughed softly in disbelief, and after a while, he said meaningfully: "But I have given it a name, Ming."

Yan Ji'an's brows were clearly furrowed.

He showed a look of confusion and embarrassment.

"…It's okay. It's fine. Just give it to me."

Day - this one pulled back and only came out.

"There's no need for others to raise me. I just need to raise a strong one."

Yan Ji'an kept frowning and looking at Ziri - at this moment, it seemed as if he had been sure that what he said was true, or just said it out of anger.
The master probably wanted to ask again to confirm whether he was strong, but when he looked at the boy and raised the corners of his lips to smile, he had a strong premonition that he was of an inexplicable race, so he might not be able to ask anything.

"I'll find something better just for you." The teacher emphasized.

Day - this wise man realized that this man had been like this for several times and was too lazy to listen to what he said, so he just let the bandage come out and said "It's really useless", before he could let it go, it fell into the cold palm again.

Yan Ji'an looked directly at the face, not paying attention to the wound, but he tried hard to pull the man towards him.

Ming Zhuang staggered unexpectedly, and when his nose touched the master's chest, he stood still and pulled out his weapon immediately.

There was silence between the two of them, and no one spoke.

"RiRi, your words count."

Once upon a time, if someone told the immortal master about the real grievances in such a light tone, people would laugh at him and say it was a big joke.

At this time, he lowered his head, leaving the man in front of him with a soft head of dark black hair, staring at the man himself, and said in a calm voice: "Master, you always talk about saving the people and the three realms... My words count, you can hit me and scold me, but this time, you can't shoot me-"

Before he could finish his words, Zhuangba was grabbed by Yun Xie with great force. He was forced to look up and fell into the man's black eyes filled with slight anger.

"Your words count."

My heart was pounding, and I could only tell the difference between fear and pleasure, as if the blood was rushing violently in my chest.

The strong man still looked at the other person, and raised his face with difficulty, curling his lips, letting the thin calloused hands that were used to holding the sword touch the corners of his lips.

Day - I heard my own voice without any emotion, saying, I'm sorry, I lied to you.

……

After dinner, I was leaning on the couch, yawning and flipping through some books on human nature and paleontology. I felt that these things were still extremely boring even after ten thousand years, when I heard a sound from the window frame.

At the same time, he heard someone in the house bringing a bowl of goat's milk to give Zhuangzhuang a snack, and it was just a butcher.

The two men and the pig looked up at the same time and saw the dog lingering around the deer in the daytime and climbing out the window to return home.

It "slapped" and shook its head, then ran towards the food bowl without stopping.

When it saw an empty corner, it slammed the brakes and froze in silence. Nine heads turned back at the same time, staring blankly at the child who was also froze in silence - this.

The bandage was still wrapped around his body. This: "..."

Day - At this time, I took out the food bowl that had been cleaned and put away from the cupboard and gave the furry little beast something to eat.

After pouring the goat milk, I sat back on the couch. I could only support my son and look at the little cub. He buried his head in the basin and had to wash his face with goat milk. His face was expressionless. It turned out that this was the time to wash my underwear with a cold face. My life is so miserable.

　The little kid seemed to be hungry all day long, and he ate voraciously.

It didn't even raise its head while eating, and had no idea that a round creature was approaching... Zhuangzhuang squatted and looked at the person sitting next to Ming Xiao, looking at the monster-like creature with its head tilted, looking at Ming Xiao, who was eating more actively than it, for a long time, and suddenly jumped up without any warning, and used its two front hooves to press at least five heads of Ming Xiao into the milk basin.

Meiming Xiao: “Ah!”

Zhuangzhuang: “Bah!”

Day - This was a complete shock at the sudden outbreak of war before our eyes.

In the distance, the butcher sighed in a human voice, reminding Zhuangzhuang that the one who flirted first was a cheapskate, and it would be embarrassing if he lost the fight first.

Shit - this turned from shock to disbelief, and at this time they were actually adding fuel to the fire.

Seeing the two cubs fighting each other, the two of them fought even harder. This time Zhuangzhuang stretched out his head and bit the little one's ear, then "Puh, Puh, Puh" and spat out a few silver-white cat hairs. At the same time, he paid the price for it, and his pig's butt was also scratched hard by others.

The eldest sister of Yuntian Sect threw a book out, glanced around and watched the two cubs tearing each other apart, and went to sleep tomorrow.

——I’ve had enough, Ming. Whoever wants to live this hard life can live it.

……

The next day, early morning.

As usual, Immortal Master Yun Ye showed up to look after the dining hall, and he also brought out the same medicine that he had given him yesterday.

As the master planned, after giving the medicine, he left Yuntian Sect and continued to look for a spirit that was more rare than the albino Mingxiao.

This time the master will be very good choice in the middle of July, announced the only race loyal to the eternal moon and stars or the dawn of glory.

Not long after Yan Ji'an stepped into the dining hall, Lu Sang also arrived, with the unknown little cub following closely behind him. Looking at the full skirt of the divine phoenix, it looked like Shi Yunming's real cute and clever little one -

At this moment, people were jumping and dancing to catch the shadow of Lu Sang.

When the deer was getting food, it would circle around his feet, nibbling at the freshwater pearls beneath his feet with its head and playing with them with its claws.

At that time, I heard the disciples of Yuntian Sect sighing, "So cute," "She looks as fierce as the one next to the senior sister," "The scene is so harmonious"...
Yan Ji'an, however, only saw what the wise men called "harmonious picture" at the time, and then he withdrew his gaze from it without any attachment, and concentrated on looking out the door, waiting for the day when the teacher came.

The master waited for a long time.

Until the canteen almost stopped serving meals, the master didn't wait for a few more people, and finally couldn't help but reach out to stop Wuyou who was about to leave, and asked the master to use a two-way mirror to connect the door - this, and ask where it was.

I'm too used to using that double-sided mirror when I'm having a banquet with a gun.

Unexpectedly, after he finished speaking, he saw the eldest brother of the Yuntian Sect showing a surprised look. After a long while, the master replied to Mingyan Ji'an: "Ri Ri has left for Yuanhai Sect earlier today... Immortal Venerable, do you know?"

Yan Ji'an was stunned.

At the same time, the unknown little cub in the distance stopped moving, spit out the deer in its mouth and took out a few pearls, and several heads turned at the same time.

After a moment, it looked behind it and called out, then walked towards this side, first circling Zi Yan and An, and then sitting on Zhuang Ming. Suddenly, the little cub made a low "woooo" whimpering sound from its throat.

Immortal Master Yun Ye remained calm from beginning to end, just like the day he brought Mei Ming Xiao back with a few people.

The master half-bent his waist, raised his head, pointed with his fingertips at the spot beside his feet, and looked at his young, wet nose, looking quite at a loss.

"Yeah." The master lowered his eyes and said calmly, "Being thrown to Zhuang Ming."

(End of this chapter)