Today's Xianmen elegant pig slaughter

Jizhen: ...

It's quite independent and unique.

"I heard that after leaving this morning, the eldest sister did not rush to Yuanhai Sect, but went to Dongji Village."

"Ah? Where is Dongji Village? What are you going to thank for?"

"Dongji Village, it seems that Yuntian Sect borders the mortal world. It would be too dependent on Yuntian Sect for a small village... Junior Sister, you are from the mortal world, you should know that the big sects always gather in our mortal villages."

"...I know: I know." A soft voice sounded. In the corner, Lu Sang quietly stroked the fur on his enlightened beast's back and raised his head. His face was as gentle as ever. "But what is the big sister going to do with Xie'er?"

"Ah, didn't you tell me what happened? Some time ago, something similar happened in the mortal world. Thanks to those mortals for not eating his food properly, they suddenly shouted that the Immortal Alliance was persecuting the mortal world with some conspiracy——"

"what?"

"Just stick the chopsticks down your throat...!"

The people who surrounded me in a circle all felt shabby because of the description and painting. They pushed me back and laughed at me. The two people next to me were playing and he fell off the mat. I saw a person passing by and I fell down with a "bang".

Looking down at the younger master who was repairing the weapon, I walked over to him and looked at him. I first saw his chin and the curve of his chest. My face turned red. I stood up and lowered my head to call him "Second Sister".

There was no sign of Xie Yunxing around, so she became quieter. Although everyone usually called her Senior Sister Ri Ri or the Big Sister, she had a lively and eccentric personality, and lacked some authority. Instead, she spoke gently and tenderly to the Second Senior Sister, and was respected and feared by everyone.

Today, I watched Yue Xun's martial arts performance at Qingyun Cliff, so the second senior sister of Yuntian Sect carried him on her back. I carried a heavy sword that was almost as tall as me and as wide as my slender waist. The heavy sword was wrapped with layers of cloth strips, leaving only the hilt.

Today, all the inner disciples had the honor of seeing his true appearance, which was truly astonishing.

The treasure used by Xie Yunxing, a heavy sword type fourth-tier magic weapon, named "Ming Yang Lian", legend has it: Xie Ji, the ancestor of my lineage, gave me the weapon to refine it, and captured a dozen ghost cultivators to refine the magic weapon with me in its rough state. With this weapon, I can cross the Yellow Springs, split the Yanshan Mountain, kill evil spirits, and pacify the six paths.

Xie Ji brought his heavy troops to my daughter, but he said: I have no intention of planting willows again. Now I have achieved the most beautiful thing in the world of immortals with his heavy sword and magic weapon.

At this time, Xie Yunxing, who was standing beside me, glanced at the people around him, looking angry and intimidating. After a while, he asked: "The mortal world and the immortal world are now experiencing the same situation. No matter what, it can be said that all living beings are suffering, and there is no mercy in the cultivation of Taoism, but are you guys laughing like this? Is this okay?"

No one dared to answer.

Xie Yunxing turned to Lu Sang and said, "Junior sister, you are usually the most timid. You have been guarding Nu Hun's house for quite a while since Cui Zhu and Bai Zhi heard about the incident. How come you are not surprised at all after hearing about the incident in Dongji Village?"

Lu Sang let go of the enlightened beast cub, put his hands on his knees, and said respectfully: "Thank you, Senior Sister. The mortal world has no complicated thoughts and heavy worries. Even if there is no source of spiritual pollution, they will inexplicably worry about money, marriage, crop harvest, childbirth, studies and other things... The criticism of the Immortal Alliance and the "Kingfisher's Nest" is more straightforward. A few people have not done anything special. I think things may not be the same as in the world of immortal cultivation."

Xie Yunxing asked: "What do you mean?"

Lu Sang narrowed his eyes slightly and smiled: "Even if I was born in a remote village like this, we would always discuss the exploitation of labor by the Immortal Alliance, and how some cultivators inexplicably became mortals without a master, until later-"

Xie Yunxing: "Until later they received help from the Laixian Alliance?"

"Later, the fallen demon beasts invaded, and everyone died or dispersed." Lu Sang said, "If the Immortal Alliance had not arrived in time, none of us would have survived."

Ah, come.

The little junior sister comes from a village at the foot of Kunlun Mountain. Xie Li was once invaded by a demonized beast. Yunmo Immortal Venerable arrived in time, rescued her, and brought her back to Yuntian Sect.

Later, Xie Yunxing went to Wuwei Sect on behalf of Yuntian Sect to hold a meeting on this matter.

In fact, the facts are somewhat different from what Junior Sister Yuntianzong said lightly: For example, there is no such thing as "all of us have lived a successful life" -

Xie Yunxing clearly remembered that during the meeting about the village attacked by the fallen beasts, the casualty report distributed to the experts showed that except for a village girl named "Lu Sang" who was rescued by the immortal master Yunmo by chance, no one in the village was spared.

Come down after you die.

Xie Yunxing took the time to correct the words he used in his evidence. After Lu Sang finished speaking, he bent down as if nothing had happened and took the Kaiming beast back into his arms.

My fellow disciple said enviously, "It really listens to you." Xie Yunxing didn't want to hear how Lu Sang held him and said, "It's like a spiritual pet: the owner, although now it actually pricked up its ears when it heard your name."

Then he carried his weapon and turned away.

……

When Xie Yunxing returned to his residence, night had already fallen.

Thinking of the conversation I had just had with Lu Sangxia, I suddenly had the urge to go to the cricket place.

In a rare opportunity, the second senior sister of Yuntian Sect gave a double mirror, which was quickly connected.

At that time, it was clear that he was safe and sound and had not been chased by the Dongji Village. He sat quietly beside my old broken wooden table, holding my bowl, and I drank the snow-soaked simmered rice in my mouth. I knew what was going on in the Dongji Village, just a vague understanding: the matter would be resolved.

"Local people haven't complained about the Immortal Alliance for a long time."

"Thank you, son. If you didn't go to the Big Sun Mine, I would have resentment all over the place." The eldest sister of the Yuntian Sect spoke unclearly and seemed a little drunk when she looked at him.

"Is it a good idea to get married?" Xie Yunxing asked.

After a long silence, Xie Yunxing asked where the killer was going next.

Second Senior Sister naturally knew everything: what was going on? She only sneered at me and said that he was a coward and was crawling around.

Fortunately, Xie Yunxing was relieved. He just knew that he was upset because he didn't contribute to the banquet and was ignored.

"Did you have a quarrel with Xie Sha?"

"They are all naked."

Xie Yunxing never expected that Dao and Nan could blame him for having no quarrel. As God knows, Hao has never expressed any opinions on their relationship. Even Zhuangzhuang said: I'm the first to reach out and hug him!

"Why do you rely on me?"

"You will meet him——"
After a while, I noticed that his face was gloomy and suddenly a conversation broke out.

"Me: I know he's handsome, but how come he uses disguise? He's actually uglier than someone digging soybeans at the entrance of the village?"

When he got to the door and wiped his face, he muttered "this": and he was willing to tell the details. Xie looked awkward, and Xie Yunxing guessed that this would make Ri Ri angry again.

Just: I don’t know why.

Just when I was about to advise him to take a good look at the direction of his horoscope: the times of catastrophe in the last few years have arrived, I heard someone say, "Isn't there anyone beside you?"
"No time."

"I saw a white shadow passing behind me."

"... Ri Ri, if you want to hang up, you can just hang up." Xie Yunxing said gently, "It depends on what you say. I won't talk about it for a while."

I was so confused that I thought to myself: I'm not going to let it go for a while, I'm scratching my head for a long time, maybe I saw it wrong. Xie Yunxing reminded him several times: drunkenness is harmful to the body, be careful to go back to the room and sleep after drinking, etc., then hung up.

Putting down the glasses and sitting alone for a while, Xie Yunxing sighed that "his love is also a kind of ruthlessness: it's no wonder that Taoism and Buddhism have been rising strongly in recent years", and stood up from the table to wash up and take a rest... Just as he took a step, his foot kicked something, so he bent down to pick it up, and then he found out that it was the "Kingfisher's Nest" waist pendant that Xie had played with a few days ago, and he didn't know when it ran into the good place.

A cool breeze blew past me.

With a crisp "rustle" sound, the rice paper that was originally spread out on the table flew into the air.

I spread out a piece of rice paper covered with strange ink marks and flew to Xie Yunxing. I looked carefully and saw a densely repeated number of words:

"Kingfisher's Nest", "Lie", "Massacre of the Village", "Revenge".

……

The mortal world.

In the middle of the night, I woke up after drinking a glass of wine. I looked down and saw that there were three unwashed bowls and an empty bottle on the table. I thought dazedly, maybe he didn't sleep sober last night.

Good looking: a monk with a strong physique who sobers up early.

I went to the yard to fetch water from the well to wash myself, then crawled back into the enclosure to touch my stomach, where I was sleeping with my legs spread out. In my dream, Xiao Guozai turned over and hugged my ankle. When I pulled my foot out of the hoof, I felt the excruciating pain in my heart.

Otherwise, how can you say “Look, young son, let’s go on a long journey”?

When I got to the road and was about to climb out, I found that there was no one standing next to the circle.

As tall as a mountain, as black as a coffin board, his handsome features looked even more three-dimensional under the moon. I was so scared that I took a breath of cold air, and then I looked into Xie's dark eyes, which showed a hint of drunkenness, but at that moment, he was clear-headed.

"Come here?"

The tone of the carpenter's voice was very light, and he leaned against the pillar under the circle, looking very presentable.

I remained silent for a while, realizing that I had been caught by a mere mortal like me. Finally, I uttered "hmm", my voice a little hoarse due to the hangover.

I made a "goodbye" gesture, and it was as if we didn't know each other yesterday, just a chance encounter, and sat down to drink with me.

Change to a standing position, the man has no conversation, look at him.

I said: I really don't want to pay attention to him. I put one leg in position to step over the circle. Just as I was about to shake hands and leave, my leg was pressed down by his knee. It seems that I can't cross the fence.

To - said: "..."

Killing the craftsman: "Let's talk?"

To the Dao Mechanical Commandment, if we continue like this, we will have to get rid of all the male creatures in this disgusting world, because they will never be nice when they ask for a conversation, "Please stay, son, so that we can have a good and frank game", they will only -
Can you please take a good look at the door?
Or put the good pressure in the circle.

Is it a seasonal illness? ! I decided: a seasonal illness.

Keep a good hold on your knee. His hand was big enough to hold the entire knee tightly. It was warm. The cold dew in the early morning moistened his Taoist robe and made it cozy due to the temperature of his palm. He reached out to pry open Xie's big hand, but found that no matter how hard he tried, he didn't move at all.

In the end, I was so tired that I couldn't believe that a Jindan-stage sword cultivator lost in an arm wrestling match against a killer. I tried so hard that veins popped out on my forehead, and Xie didn't even droop in front of me, and my eyelashes didn't even tremble.

"Zhuangzhuang has already died," even a fool could feel it, "don't tell me it still has some strength left in its body."

"A:." said the craftsman who had killed him.

"So, you are: the mortal world is gone."

"Strictly speaking, yes, I do."

She stared at him, her almond-shaped eyes shining brightly with ferocity, as if to accuse him of lying.

Seeing this, the man didn't seem to be defeated so easily. He sighed and wanted to take back his previous words. As expected, the current situation was difficult to deal with whether he was drunk or not. There was helplessness in his voice: "Give me my sword now, man. I will bleed... and I will definitely die."

His tone was light, as if he didn't feel "death" at all: "It's not a serious matter for me, go to the Daoist machine and tell Xie Zi to go quickly." He said indifferently: "Oh."

"so."
After killing the carpenter, Xie used his free hand to scrape the wooden pillars under the circle.

"so?"

"There is a reason why I can go to Yuanhai Sect."

In fact, he himself also had to figure out why he stayed up so late at night to wait for him to get better, and then stopped him by himself like he was asking for a beating. It was such an insignificant matter that he couldn't explain.

He had no reason to go to Yuanhai Sect.
"The civilization of the immortal cultivation world has stagnated for hundreds of years. Now, we are just a bunch of noobs fighting each other, but every year, they hold some kind of immortal alliance competition to rank the seniority of the sects or cultivators... It's very interesting. If you have time, talk to me. Look at me and say: This is nice."

There is no need to explain.
"But I have to stay and find something very important. As far as I know, it has been destroyed. The situation is a bit tricky..."

Can you please put this matter aside and let it go? I'm sorry for the trouble.
"Like, can you understand?"

To-know... Of course I can understand.

It sounded confusing, but my brain circuits kept coming up inexplicably: "What do you mean? Why is he looking for something again? What is he looking for? A piece of armor? A sword? A magic pill? If I find something, I can stab you to death with my sword?"

Killed the craftsman: "..."

I looked at him questioningly.

The carpenter showed an embarrassment: "I am also a fool, right?"

To - recovery came expressionlessly.

She raised her hand as if to warn the man and slapped him to see if his knees were pressed down. The latter seemed to retract his hand before he realized what was going on... She was able to feel how abrupt the sudden withdrawal was in the autumn wind late at night and climbed over the fence nimbly.

After both of them had looked around and stood firmly beside the circle, they reached a point where they needed to raise their heads to see the man's face clearly.

The carpenter looked down at him and reminded him, "Did I just talk nonsense to you? Stop looking at me."

Okay, thanks, just take a look.

He rolled his eyes and turned to leave, but was unexpectedly grabbed by the collar from behind...
When I tilted my head, I found that Di Jiayi only used two fingers.

I was forced to stop, and I heard someone behind me say, "Be careful when you go to Yuanhai Sect, the selection for the Meteorite Secret Realm—"

He turned around with a whoosh: "You all know about the Meteorite Dragon Secret Realm?!"

"Do what you can." Sha Guojiang finished his words calmly, "You don't seem to have any reason to go in."

It sounded like: discussion and suggestion, but in fact his tone was so bland that it made me feel like: an order.

When I choked up, I realized he wasn't joking, but I just wanted to have a good conversation with him, so I said, "It has nothing to do with me whether I die or not."

"..."
Hey.
My son used to make a fuss about wanting to be friends with me, but he was like: How could it be possible?
Are you compatible with me? Do you enjoy talking to me?
Do conversations count?
"This guy will die."
The man didn't loosen his collar, his tone was gentle but his expression was confident and composed, as if he was stating a fact.

"Every meeting is a meeting. Every meeting must be counted."

"I've already sighed more times than allowed today."
Kill the craftsman in exchange for my tired tone, but then put away the casualness and said seriously as never before.
"You can trust me. But when you need me, I will appear."

……

When he saw Ye Zhou being squeezed to and fro in the deep sea tide, he couldn't help but cursed the killer in his heart.

There have been too many delicious male creatures in my life that have given me cakes and cakes. I've eaten so many that I'm afraid I'll be stuffed to death by these Wang Anglan things.

At this time, the sun has just risen above the sea level. There is a dazzling golden path in the distance. The calm sea is shrouded in broken gold by the waves… I finally got a small break to catch my breath. I stand by the side of the ship and hear the melodious ship whistle. The crew on the deck shouts to set sail. The mother beside me persuades her little daughter to eat the still warm egg in my mouth. Two casual cultivators are talking to each other over his "Theory of Dharma Body, Heart and Sword". Thanks: I am a sword cultivator.

It was very lively around, but I was alone.

The sea breeze messed up my hair. No matter how hard I tried to fix it, I just gave up.

I felt a little annoyed when I got there.

I'd rather leave Yuntian Sect behind, just to have some peace and quiet, the place is very good, at least no one around me knows "there-there-there", but I know "there-there-there" around me, and then I look at him with strange eyes, asking him why Yun Xianzun escaped from responsibility and stood by and watched.
The surroundings are indeed very quiet, but at this moment I always have an illusion, as if in fact it is good: thank you for not abandoning me.

Is Zhuangzhuang awake yet?
Will Zhuangzhuang get angry when he wakes up and finds Hao Zou there?
When Guigui found himself abandoned, he went to Lu Sang to change his name.
How could I come here and leave Xie Qun's mouth and become a fugitive for fear of crime?
I hope that when Junior Sister Xie hears such slanderous remarks, she will slap them in the face without hesitation and don't be polite.
　 ‍ Rong ahhhhhhhhh.
We should have breakfast before leaving. God knows if we can get used to the food in Yuanhai Sect.

It's a great idea to get married.

Just when I was thinking about whether I should go and correct the two casual cultivators behind me about my misunderstandings in the book, something suddenly bit into my sleeve, and it hurt a lot.

I was startled when I heard it, and I reached out and took out the "Don't pay attention to me when the bell rings" in a daze. I put it down with my right hand: a female bell, and then I was about to give me another blowjob with my big teeth bared.

I pressed the answer key helplessly, and a voice came from the side, saying hello. Could you please look me in the eyes for a moment? I thanked him for the useless thing, so I might as well throw it into the sea.

When he got to the door, he took out his glasses and saw that he had missed three calls. He pressed the answer button and said in a cold tone, "I'll be back when the phone rings. It's best to call when it's urgent."

Shuang Dejuliubian: Our army is in chaos.

The bright and sad mood that had just formed did not appear in time. Looking at the mirror, he looked at the girl's hair flying in the mirror. He was stunned and asked me: "Has the boat come yet?"

To - said: "..."
To - said: "If you have nothing to do, hang up, eighty-six."

It's over, I'll hang up right away.

At the edge of the ground, he raised his hand to press his brow with a headache, fumbled around with his glasses, and finally found the text input function, and slowly typed like a 500-year-old man: Zhuangzhuang, bite me.

I sent out four words and a mark (it took a long time to find the punctuation), and Xie Bianyong looked at the craftsman and saw that it was completely: the speed of the road was down and the speed of replying was two sentences -

To: ...
To: That’s great.
To - Dao: Xie Zige: Do you deserve it?

The double-lens mirror was connected again, and he asked expressionlessly to see how badly the man was bitten. He put the double-lens mirror at random somewhere, bent down and groped under the table, and after a moment he fished it out. The sound of his continuous groaning and struggling was louder than that of a cub during the Chinese New Year.

"Look at the ground. Look at the ground. Look."
The man didn't raise his glasses to his face, so he subconsciously shrank his neck and looked back.
"I didn't chase you away, see? Okay, you have to go down by yourself."

To—said: “?”
To— said: "Hello, are you used to being the one who is responsible when you spread rumors?"

The killer ignored what came to him, pushed Zhuangzhuang forward, and told it in a very troubled tone: "Okay, just leave for the time being and come back soon."

He turned his head away and stared at him as he went down the river, and said dryly, "I'll decide. If you want to keep looking, come back."

After finally quieting down, Zhuangzhuang started howling again.

I held him down with one hand and warned the little boy, "You'll all die, don't do that again."

To - purse your lips.

The killer said "Hey", and looked at him through the mirror. The eldest sister of Yuntian Sect turned her face to the other side, leaving him with a cold and hard jawline, "I will go find Zi after I finish my work."

"Yuanhai Sect: The second largest sect of immortal cultivation on the East Coast. How could you all come here without any reason?"

"...How about that? Can you pick me up at the door when the time comes?"

"..."

"Ok?"

"Oh."

I took off my glasses again and sent me a picture. The muscles were taut and bulging, and there were two red bloody holes on the arms under the light bronze skin. The wounds were deep but very fresh.

To - said: the next tooth: and no one like me: I'm out?
I replied slowly, hello: I think there are only two blood holes, which are too few.

When the time comes, ask him if he can get himself a pair of double lenses, instead of always using my poor ones.

I’m sorry for not being so slow and sending you a “very expensive”. After a long time, you sent me another two words, “try your best”.

At this time, Ye Zhou pushed out of the dock in Yuanhai and his vision gradually widened as his boat was pushed into the clear sea. Miraculously, he found that it was no longer possible to get married.

(End of this chapter)