The first to tease is the one who receives
Chapter 11 Chapter 11
Luo Huaiyao didn't answer directly. Yu Miao next to him was so anxious that he kept giving him a look: Brother! Hurry up and agree! Just consider it as helping your brother! I'll treat you to a meal later!
After catching a glimpse of Yu Miao's anxious expression, Luo Huaiyao continued to gnaw on his rabbit head while stretching out his left hand and making a "three" gesture with his fingers.
After seeing this, Yu Miao blinked hurriedly: Three meals means three meals!
Luo Huaiyao changed his gesture to "ok", indicating that there was no problem.
After swallowing the last bite, Luo Huaiyao raised his eyebrows and looked at Tao Qian: "Sure! But my sister sometimes wants to bring others to play together, do you mind?"
Seeing that he agreed, Tao Qian smiled and said, "Of course I don't mind."
"Can you please send me your sister's WeChat ID later?"
Luo Huaiyao: "..."
Damn it, why does she always pick on his "sister"? ! Although he was reluctant, Luo Huaiyao still nodded.
Luo Huaiyao started using WeChat after entering college, mainly to facilitate contact with relatives, so he still used □□ to contact his classmates. He didn't have many friends on WeChat, except for relatives and friends and roommates. In addition, he decorated his WeChat from beginning to end to play a trick on Aquaman, so he was not afraid of being exposed.
As soon as they finished eating and returned to the dormitory, Luo Huaiyao blocked Yu Miao at the door.
"Old Cat! Erkuo! Close the door!" Luo Huaiyao crossed his arms over his chest and ordered the two of them in a very imposing manner. After the door was closed, he glared at Yu Miao with bared teeth.
"What did you say to your green tea?"
"Yao'er." Yu Miao raised his hands in surrender, then replied with a flattering smile, "Can we make a deal? Can we not call Tao Qian a green tea?"
"She's my girlfriend after all. It's not nice to call her that."
Hearing this, Luo Huaiyao sighed silently in his heart. Yu Miao is handsome and infatuated, but his eyesight is not that good. How could such a good boy fall into Tao Qian's hands?
As expected, love makes people blind! Even a brain as smart as his should not touch this thing, it will easily reduce his intelligence. Luo Huaiyao nodded in agreement, and then continued to stare at Yu Miao with a fierce look on his face.
"What did you say? Tell the truth!"
"County magistrate, please sit down first." Seeing that there was something exciting going on, Zhou Hao and Zhao Kuo immediately moved Luo Huaiyao's chair to the middle of the aisle, and then pushed him onto the chair in a very servile manner. Then, each of them began to pat Luo Huaiyao's shoulders.
"You bold and unruly citizen! You might as well confess the truth!" Zhou Hao shouted.
Yu Miao cooperated very well and knelt on her calves, her posture like a decent woman who had been wronged.
"When I saw her playing games, I casually said that Yaoyao was very good at it, and she insisted on playing with Sister Yao'er - Yaoyao!"
As soon as these words came out, the three of them understood instantly. It turned out that Yu Miao had teased Luo Huaiyao by her nickname Yaoyao, and Tao Qian had mistaken her for the Luo Huaiyao sister they had made up, which led to the following events.
"You talk so fast!" Luo Huaiyao rolled his eyes.
"I know I was wrong~~" Yu Miao pinched his throat and raised the pitch a few degrees, but it sounded as unbearable as the sound of fingernails scratching on a blackboard.
Zhou Hao was the first one who couldn't stand it anymore. He covered his ears and cursed, "Damn! That's so ugly!"
"That's right!" Zhao Kuo echoed, "Our Yao'er's female voice is still the best!"
"Then I want to see if what Yao'er said sounds good or not!" Yu Miao stood up with some dissatisfaction.
"Yao'er, give him a show!" Zhou Hao began to instigate Luo Huaiyao, then glanced at Zhao Kuo, who tacitly took out his cell phone from his pocket and silently turned on the camera.
Luo Huaiyao, who didn't know that his roommate was going to trick him, stood up with disdain when he saw that Yu Miao dared to provoke him. Then he pinched two fingers of his little hand to make an orchid finger, and then his delicate voice rang out in the dormitory.
"Master, I know I was wrong~~"
This voice was as charming and graceful as it could be. The three of them shuddered at the same time after hearing it. If it weren't for the lively and sunny young man standing in front of them, who knows how many fantasies they would have had.
"Fuck!" Luo Huaiyao was still feeling smug, but when he turned around and saw the phone in Zhao Kuo's hand, he immediately turned hostile and rushed over. Zhou Hao and Yu Miao also joined the fight when they saw this.
Suddenly, the dormitory became a mess.
The result of the chaos was that Luo Huaiyao was so busy playing with his roommates that he completely forgot about keeping in touch with Aquaman and playing games. He didn't even think about it until he fell into bed.
*
"Why is Old Gu acting so strange today?" Dormitory 1060 remained silent until Sheng Zifan leaned over to whisper in Cao Mo's ear.
Cao Mo shook his head: "I don't know."
Wu Ge continued, "He's so weird. He looked so happy after taking a shower, but the more he looked at his phone, the uglier his expression became."
Sheng Zifan stole another glance at him, then turned around and explained the facts: "His face is already black now."
Gu Zhun's face was indeed dark. He stared at his WeChat chat page, where the last sentence was sent by the other party.
[Pig-headed pretty girl: Brother, I'm going to take a shower first, and we'll play together later~]
However, several hours passed and not only did the other party not respond at all, but he also did not respond to the several messages he sent.
What is he doing?
Gu Zhun stared at his mobile phone straightly, and locked the screen after a while before putting it down. However, he could not read the files on his computer at all. It was not until he closed the computer in annoyance that he realized what kind of state he was in.
He rarely felt this kind of impatient and anxious emotion, but suddenly a ripple appeared in his heart, which had been as calm as stagnant water for many years. Gu Zhun stared blankly at the computer in front of him for a long time, and suddenly curled up the corners of his mouth.
Cao Mo, Sheng Zifan, and Wu Ge, who had been secretly observing from the side: !!!
What kind of weird transformation is this? Why was his face as dark as the bottom of a pot just now, as if a storm was coming, but in the next second his eyebrows and eyes were curved like blooming peach blossoms? Did Gu Zhun go to Shu City to learn how to change his face when they didn't know about it?
Gu Zhun suddenly turned his gaze towards them. The three of them were startled and subconsciously sat up straight.
"What do you think is the best way to confess?"
"Oh!" Seeing that Gu Zhun was not going to cause them any trouble, Cao Mo immediately relaxed, "What's wrong with confessing..."
"Confession?!" Three simultaneous exclamations rang out in Dormitory 1060. The three people were stunned and could not believe what they had just heard.
Gu Zhun turned the chair around with a little effort to face the group. He placed his right hand on the armrest and nodded, tilting his head and smiling, "Are you surprised?"
Seeing that they were still in shock, he pondered for a moment and then turned back to his chair, muttering to himself.
"Forget that they are all single."
Cao Mo & Sheng Zifan & Wu Ge: "..."
It’s great to have a girl! But you still look down on others. I’m so angry!
So when Luo Huaiyao was squatting in the toilet and playing with his phone the next morning, he realized that he had left Aquaman alone all night?! Damn! What if Aquaman was so excited chatting with other girls that he forgot about him?
Luo Huaiyao hurriedly replied and did not forget to send a few "little bear kneeling" emoticons to express his apologies.
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! 】I first used a long string of “ahs” to express my shock, to explain that I didn’t mean to not reply, I just realized that I didn’t reply.
[Brother, I’m sorry!!! Wuuuuuuu…] She apologized again, using three exclamation marks to express how deeply she regretted, and then pretended to cry to show how flustered she was.
[Brother, will you ignore me? Do you hate me? I really didn't mean it. [grievance.jpg]] A move of retreating to advance, first guess whether he is going to ignore you or hate you, make him feel embarrassed to be angry, and then emphasize at the end that you didn't mean it, so that he can calm down.
[I was so sleepy after taking a shower last night that I fell asleep. Who knew my phone would turn off automatically? I only found out my brother sent me a message when I was charging it this morning...] Just make up a random excuse. It's not my fault anyway! You're wrong to blame me!
[Brother, please don’t be angry, okay? Please don’t ignore me, okay? I will be very sad.] Finally, beg the other person with grievance. The sentence “I will be very sad” shows how important the other person is to you, and let him show off for a while.
After Luo Huaiyao finished editing this long string, he nodded with great satisfaction, and was so proud of his "literary talent". Hehe, this is a template for a cute girl's apology. If the other party is still angry, he will doubt whether the other party is a man!
[Sea Treasure: It’s okay]
As expected, Hai Wang was not angry. Luo Huaiyao happily put away his phone, and waited until he returned to the dormitory from the toilet before continuing to read the message sent by the other party.
[Sea King: Don’t think too much]
[Sea Treasure: I’m not angry]
[Sea King: I won’t ignore you either]
[Sea Treasure: I won’t make you sad]
Luo Huaiyao: "..."
Why did the progressive emotions of each sentence make him a little frightened? The Aquaman was so ambiguous because he wanted to...
He stared at his phone screen with wide eyes, full of nervousness and anticipation for the text he might see next. Although Luo Huaiyao didn't know why he was nervous and expectant, his hands were shaking slightly uncontrollably.
Gu Zhun followed the tutorial on the computer website, typed it out word by word and sent it over.
Luo Huaiyao swallowed several times, and his eyes were almost tired before he felt the vibration of his phone.
[Sea King: Transfer → 5200]
[Sea King: Be my CP? ]
Looking at the transfer amount, Luo Huaiyao's mouth opened into an "o". Are all the sea kings so rich these days? Do you have to give such a big red envelope to be a couple?
Gu Zhun stared at his phone for a long time, and when he saw that the other party had neither received the red envelope nor replied, his brows slightly frowned. After thinking about Luo Huaiyao's appetite, he suddenly became a little nervous.
He wouldn’t have transferred too little money, right? It wouldn’t be enough for him to have a few meals, right?
(End of this chapter)
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