The first to tease is the one who receives

It was low, magnetic and pleasant to the ear, like the voice of Aquaman who would send him voice messages saying "baby" every day.

The moment Luo Huaiyao realized this, his eyes suddenly widened. He felt a chill on his back and all the hairs on his body stood up.

That was the feeling he had when watching horror movies, but reality seemed even more terrifying than horror movies.

If Gu Zhun knew that I was pretending to be a girl and had an online romance with him for a long time, and that the person he called "baby" and "honey" to every day was actually a freshman boy from the same school, would he rush over and kill me with a knife?

My! Mother! Oh!
Thinking of this possibility, Luo Huaiyao screamed silently, and the expression on his face was more colorful than when he went out and got drenched in bird poop. Who could have expected that the object of his online romance would actually be the campus hunk, the iceberg president who was known for his aloofness from women and unkindness!

"Eh?" Luo Huaiyao was stunned for a moment before reacting. Didn't Gu Zhun never accept confessions? There were countless men and women in Changning University City who were smitten with him, not to mention some department beauties and school beauties who were attracted by his outstanding looks. But he walked past them ten meters away without even a glance.

Could such a person be a scumbag who has an online romance with his female fans and cheats on other girls?
Thinking of this, Luo Huaiyao remained skeptical about his thoughts. It was just that the voices were similar. There were many people in the world who looked alike. How could it be such a coincidence that he had an online romance with a senior from the same school?

Besides, whether it is true or not, can't we just test it? Luo Huaiyao's mind was thinking quickly whether Gu Zhun was the Sea King, but his hand quietly reached into his pocket, trying to take out his mobile phone quietly and unnoticed.

At this moment, a laughing breath sprayed into his ears.

"Junior?"

Luo Huaiyao was startled and immediately jumped several steps to the side like a frightened rabbit.

"What?" Luo Huaiyao covered his left ear and looked back at the culprit with a frown.

Gu Zhun took out his hands from his pockets and raised them up, making a "surrender" gesture, then raised his chin towards Luo Huaiyao, motioning him to look behind him: "It's your turn."

He smiled, making his handsome face look even more radiant. Although he had such a dazzling appearance, Luo Huaiyao inexplicably felt that there was a wolfish ambition hidden under his brilliant smile.

Wasn't it rumored that Gu Zhun was cold-faced and hard-hearted and rarely smiled? How come he was the only one who was seen smiling a few times?

If someone is too nice to you for no reason, he is either a traitor or a thief!
"Oh." Luo Huaiyao replied with a straight face, then turned and walked to the cafeteria window. His facial expression changed in an instant. He smiled sweetly at the auntie serving the food, "Auntie..."

"Oh, it's you!" The waitress obviously knew Luo Huaiyao, and her broad face suddenly broke into a smile, "Are you still the same today?"

Having said that, the aunt turned around and went to get some snacks.

Luo Huaiyao glanced at Gu Zhun who was walking up behind him and said hurriedly, "Auntie! Wait! Today I just want two green pepper egg pancakes, one Tujia sauce-flavored pancake, and a cup of sweet soy milk."

He spoke very quickly, as if he was afraid that others might hear him clearly.

However, Gu Zhun was standing very close and had good hearing, so he could still hear the conversation between the two clearly. He stared at Luo Huaiyao's back lying on the window and raised his eyebrows. The two words "as long as" felt very spiritual.

"That's all you're eating today?" The serving auntie obviously heard it clearly. She frowned and was suspicious of Luo Huaiyao's sudden decrease in appetite.

"Three more big buns! You don't have to go to the next door to queue up, Auntie will help you get them!" The serving auntie said earnestly, "Boys don't need to lose weight!"

Luo Huaiyao: "..."

Cao Mo and others from the next team had just bought their breakfast, three buns and a cup of soy milk per person, which seemed much more modest compared to the sumptuous meal of Luo Huaiyao.

The three of them simultaneously turned their gazes to Luo Huaiyao's belly.

How can such a thin waist hold so much food? Or is this the amount he eats in a day?

Being stared at by several people around him, Luo Huaiyao felt the blood constantly rushing to his face, and his whole body felt as if he was being fried in a frying pan.

Fuck! They don’t think they are good-for-nothings, do they?

After taking the large breakfast with three big buns handed to him by the aunt, Luo Huaiyao didn't dare to look back at other people's expressions. He ran away as fast as he could.

"Mr. Gu, your kid... has a good appetite." Cao Mo came over and put his arm on Gu Zhun's shoulder, but was waved away by the other party.

"Shh..." Gu Zhun made a "shut up" gesture, "The kid will be shy."

Gu Zhun saw clearly the shame and indignation on Luo Huaiyao's face just now. He was happy to appreciate such an interesting scene, but that didn't mean he was willing to let others make fun of him.

After saying that, he took the lead and walked towards the cafeteria table.

"So..." Sheng Zifan behind him suddenly thought of something, "Old Gu knew from the beginning that the other party was Luo Huaiyao?"

"Didn't he say that his online love interest just had a good appetite?"

"Yes!" Cao Mo and Wu Ge also reacted. It turned out that Lao Gu didn't care about gender because he was in love, but he knew who the other person was from the beginning and that's why he started an online relationship?
"But I see his kid is like this..." Sheng Zifan stretched out his hands and hooked them around the necks, quietly complaining, "It seems like he doesn't know Lao Gu at all?"

"They haven't met in person yet, so they definitely don't know Lao Gu." Wu Ge rolled his eyes.

"No!" Cao Mo got Sheng Zifan's point, "Everyone knows Guanghua! But it looks like Luo Huaiyao doesn't not know him, but he doesn't want to know him at all." Sheng Zifan gave him a look that said "you understand me".

"Oh~" Wu Ge nodded, "You mean he hates Lao Gu?"

"I definitely can't say I hate you, and I don't have any deep hatred for you." Sheng Zifan smiled slyly, "It's true that I don't like you."

The word "dislike" is very interesting. The three of them turned to look at Gu Zhun, who was eating breakfast in a poetic mood at his seat, with a sly expression on their faces.

Seeing the three people smirking, Gu Zhun said: "..."

After all, he is the only normal person in this dormitory.

Meanwhile, Luo Huaiyao was walking slowly while biting the bun in his hand angrily, biting harder and harder. What's wrong with having a bigger appetite? He's a real man, and men eat a lot!
By the time he met Zhou Hao and others at the school gate, he had already finished his double breakfast.

"Yao'er, why are you so fast today?" Zhou Hao and Zhao Kuo got up earlier than Luo Huaiyao in the morning. They made an appointment to eat soup dumplings at the school gate and brought him one. "Here, lazy bug."

Luo Huaiyao's eyes lit up when he saw the soup dumplings.

"Oh~" He rubbed his hands, "How polite! I was actually full in the cafeteria."

"Don't pretend." Zhou Hao patted Luo Huaiyao on the shoulder and handed him the bag. "Don't we know how much you eat?"

"We really don't know how much Luo Huaiyao eats!" Cao Mo and others who were not far away witnessed Luo Huaiyao finish a serving of sauce-flavored pancake, three big steamed buns, two green pepper pancakes and a cup of soy milk, and then start eating soup dumplings.

The three of them couldn't help but turn their heads to look at Gu Zhun who was standing aside. With this appetite, the Gu family would definitely be a poor family in the future, and the Engel coefficient would not be low at all.

The gathering of Guanghua Dead Fish Society and Normal University Salted Fish Society was scheduled in the club activity room of Normal University.

Dead fish and salted fish, as the name suggests, are people who have no "fighting spirit" and no "spirit", and are no different from salted fish and dead fish. The clubs formed by these people are called Dead Fish Club and Salted Fish Club.

Sheng Zifan is the president of Guanghua Dead Fish Club and he founded this club since his freshman year.

Guanghua requires every student to join a club, but faced with the dance club and guitar club that require talent, the tennis club and food club that require skills, and the animation club and ancient style club that require enthusiasm... Sheng Zifan said he didn't want to join any of them.

He just wanted to lie in bed like a salted fish without moving.

So Sheng Zifan had an idea and founded the Salted Fish Club. Members only need to regularly participate in the "lying on the sofa and playing with mobile phones" activities organized by the president to complete the club's tasks. As for getting credits by participating in club competitions... why bother to participate if you want to be a salted fish?
Although Luo Huaiyao cares about credits, he is essentially a lazy bum. Instead of spending time in the club, he might as well lie in bed and do a few more professional questions.

After all, he has no hobbies.

The only basketball activity that I am interested in and can show off my coolness is still under the control of the Student Union, and I can only participate in it in my sophomore year.

So when Luo Huaiyao heard the name "Salted Fish Society", he signed up excitedly.

As expected, the "Dead Fish Club" has been the only activity for the past year. Why was it called the Salted Fish Club before and now the Dead Fish Club? Because there was a Salted Fish Club with the same name in the Normal University, and Sheng Zifan disliked the duplicate name and changed it to "Dead Fish".

The Dead Fish Society has a total of ten members including Sheng Zifan. Since there are no activities, he, the president, is in name only and he and the members don't recognize each other.

But when the group gathered at the school gate, Sheng Zifan expressed his satisfaction. Their club had handsome men and beautiful women, a perfect match.

There are currently ten members in total. The three people in their dormitory and the four people in Luo Huaiyao's dormitory take up seven places. Tao Qian and her two roommates who joined later make up the other three.

but……

Why are there twelve people standing at the school gate?

Wearing a white shirt, the handsome Gu Zhun smiled at the confused others and said, "I am the new member joining today."

As he said this, his eyes were fixed in the direction of Luo Huaiyao, staring at him until the other person's scalp numbed.

Damn! Luo Huaiyao shrank back behind Zhou Hao. Why was he always looking at him?
"Wow! The school hunk seems to be different from the rumors. He's not cold at all?" Roommate Shao Jie pushed Tao Qian's arm, and another roommate Zhang Qingxue also nodded.

Tao Qian looked at Gu Zhun, who didn't even glance at her, bit her lip and said nothing, then turned her gaze to the girl who appeared with Gu Zhun.

Her long hair was dyed a beautiful red, which made her fair skin and beautiful face stand out. Her long legs were tucked straight into canvas shoes. She looked young, beautiful and full of energy.

"Hello, everyone!" Chu Jing said with a smile. Her beautiful eyes searched directly for Luo Huaiyao, and her eyes suddenly brightened. "I am Chu Jing."

Damn! Feeling the fiery gaze, Luo Huaiyao wanted to bury his head.

Why are all of them looking at him? Is he RMB?
(End of this chapter)