The first to tease is the one who receives

The next day, the sun was shining brightly.

But the dormitory 1060 was not very hot because the air conditioner was on. The cool breeze gently blew on Gu Zhun's cheeks. His frown relaxed a little, and then he turned around and fell back into deep sleep.

The other three people in the dormitory all put on headphones tacitly, and walked very lightly, trying not to move around as much as possible so as not to wake up the still sleeping "evil dragon".

That’s right, if Gu Zhun doesn’t sleep well he will be in a bad mood when he wakes up, and it’s a very scary kind, just like a dragon.

"Mo Mo..." Sheng Zifan tiptoed to Cao Mo's side and gestured to him, "It's too dark, let me turn on the light."

"No, no, no..." Cao Mo waved his hands quickly, then pointed at Gu Zhun on the bed. The light would shine on Gu Zhun, and it would be over if he woke up.

Sheng Zifan nodded to show that he understood, then tiptoed to the window and gently pulled open the curtains. Instantly, the hot and bright light poured into the bedroom, and the dim room suddenly became much brighter.

Cao Mo: “…”

However, before Sheng Zifan could react, the golden sunlight sneaked in, then hurriedly climbed onto Gu Zhun's face and settled on his eyelids.

"Hmm..." Gu Zhun snorted softly and his eyelids moved.

Sheng Zifan realized what was happening and quickly swung the curtains and ran to his seat.

The "dong dong dong" footsteps instantly broke the silence in the dormitory. Cao Mo and Wu Ge stared at the moving quilt on the bed with horror, as if it was really an evil dragon about to wake up.

"Tsk..."

Shit! The dragon roared!
The three frightened people quickly looked away and frantically began to click on the computer in front of them, trying to pretend that "I don't know, I don't understand, I don't understand".

Gu Zhun opened his eyes and stared at the light in the sky for a long time. The blurry and chaotic scene like a mosquito coil gradually became clear, and the dizzy feeling disappeared.

"What the hell..." Gu Zhun struggled to sit up on the bed.

He had no recollection of how he got back to the dormitory. Not only that, after banging his head for a long time, Gu Zhun even forgot why he drank last night and how he got drunk.

"Damn..." He couldn't help but curse after pressing his head on the bed for a long time. His face was pale, his brows were furrowed, and his scarlet eyes were full of fatigue.

"I say, Lao Gu..." Cao Mo, who was pretending to watch a comedy movie under the bed, turned around and continued the conversation very naturally, "Can you please stop swearing when it's time to laugh? I feel uncomfortable when I want to laugh but can't, okay?"

"Oh." Gu Zhun stopped rubbing his head and sneered, "Really?"

"It's not my business?"

Cao Mo: Damn!

He knew it! Gu Zhun who didn't sleep well is a devil! Although Gu Zhun didn't lose his temper today, he started to sneer!

Sheng Zifan and Wu Ge on the side cast comforting glances at him when they saw this. It's your fault for having nothing to do and going to talk to Lao Gu.

Gu Zhun ignored the flirting between the two people, rubbed his temple and lay down again. There was nothing he could do. His head felt like it had been run over by a car on the road, swollen and painful. If it wasn't unlikely, he would have suspected that someone had stolen his head and kicked it around on the basketball court all night.
It's so fucking uncomfortable.

"Silently..." Gu Zhun closed his eyes and rested, but he kept talking.

When his name was called, Cao Mo turned around with a fearless look on his face, waiting to be punished.

But he didn't expect that Gu Zhun only asked about what happened last night, including why he drank and how he drank.

Gu Zhun had never drunk with his roommates during his three years in college, so the three of them didn't know that he had amnesia when drunk and could forget everything that happened the night before.

Cao Mo was surprised for a moment, then he cleared his throat and described exactly what happened last night, even describing the conversation between the people in a vivid way.

"Gu Zhun..."

"I really regret doing this..."

"I like you so much...you should thank me..."

"why it's not me……"

Cao Mo sighed in a rhythmic manner, with a very intriguing expression.

"You mean..." Gu Zhun focused on another thing, "I passed out after drinking less than one bottle, and the remaining five bottles were all drunk by Luo Huaiyao?"

"Yes!" Cao Mo nodded.

"Sister-in-law is so awesome!" Wu Ge on the side suddenly became excited. He and Sheng Zifan looked at each other and both felt sorry for not being able to attend the dinner last night.

There was no sound from Gu Zhun's bed for a long time. After a long time, a faint voice was heard.

"He carried me back?"

Cao Mo nodded again: "Yes! The three of us sent Huang Han back, and he carried you back by himself."

"Yes, Old Gu." Sheng Zifan rolled his eyes and added, "You don't know, you slept so soundly on your sister-in-law's back that I almost drooled!"

"I didn't expect that..." Wu Ge continued, "He is so strong that he carried Old Gu back from the snack street!"

Cao Mo nodded in agreement: "Old Gu! Sister-in-law is someone you can trust for life! We are optimistic about you!"

"That's right..." Wu Ge wanted to say something but was ruthlessly interrupted by Gu Zhun.

"Stop talking! I don't want to listen!" After saying that, Gu Zhun pulled the quilt to cover his head.

Wu Ge: ...

What did he do wrong? Why did Lao Gu not listen when it was his turn to speak?

But it was rare to see Gu Zhun behave so childishly, and they looked at each other and laughed silently.

For the next few days, Gu Zhun's face was black, not only black, but also extremely bad tempered. With the dormitory as the center, covering the entire Guanghua, Gu Zhun was irritated with everyone he saw, like a fully automatic machine gun, shooting indiscriminately.

This caused everyone to lament that maybe Gu Zhun had an "uncle" coming.
The only one who escaped was probably Luo Huaiyao, for no other reason than that Gu Zhun felt ashamed to see Yaoyao. However, Luo Huaiyao was still able to have some peace and quiet, reviewing and eating every day without being too happy, and he almost forgot that there was a clingy person chasing after him every day to play games.

Time flies by in the blink of an eye, especially during the review week in college. Before you can finish reading the book, play with your phone, or eat enough takeout, the exam day has arrived.

"God will kill me!"

As soon as Yu Miao entered the dormitory, he burst into a loud "Alas", which was a sad mourning for his upcoming grades!
"Tsk~" Zhao Kuo turned around and sneered disdainfully, "You're not reviewing, so who else should I kill if not you?"

"But..." Yu Miao scratched his head, feeling a little aggrieved, "I also want to travel with my girlfriend."

That's right, while everyone was busy reviewing during the review week, Yu Miao said he would review well, and then he took Tao Qian on a long trip, went to the north to have fun for a few days, and just got off the plane and returned to the dormitory.

If it weren't for the exam tomorrow, Yu Miao might have played for two more days before coming back.

Luo Huaiyao had no sympathy for this. He shook his pen and said to Miao with a smile, "Dayu, let's go to the temple and burn two sticks of incense right now."

"Maybe the Buddha will bless you because you visit him so late at night..."

"No test, no eggs."

The word "zero" instantly shattered Yu Miao's lucky fantasy and made him fall into the reality of failing the exam. He dropped his bag and threw himself into Luo Huaiyao's lap with a "wow".

"Yao'er! You can't just stand by and watch someone die!"

"I can't help you." Luo Huaiyao rolled his eyes mercilessly.

But in the end, he was no match for Yu Miao's sugar-coated bullets. After experiencing the life before and after of "Brother Yao" and "Grandpa Yao", Luo Huaiyao stayed up all night to help Yu Miao mark some key points for him to recite. By the time he lay down on the bed, it was already two or three in the morning. It was past his usual sleeping time, and Luo Huaiyao stayed in bed with his eyes open until dawn. When others got up, he got up with a pair of panda eyes.

In sharp contrast to the haggard Luo Huaiyao was Yu Miao, who slept particularly soundly because he felt more confident and felt refreshed when he woke up.

"Yao'er? Are you a thief?" Yu Miao was surprised.

"Hehe——" Luo Huaiyao curled his lips, "I'm going to be your fucking father!"

As he said that, he got out of bed and kicked Yu Miao twice.

The review week was short and the exam time was exceptionally fast. In addition, Luo Huaiyao had been helping Yu Miao with "make-up lessons" for several days in a row, so after taking the last exam, he fell directly on the bed and slept soundly.

It was not until the moon was high in the sky that Zhou Hao and his friends called out to Luo Huaiyao.

"Yao'er, we'll have a day off tomorrow. Brother Dayu will treat you guys to dinner tonight!" Yu Miao stood beside his bed with a shy face and smiled ingratiatingly.

Luo Huaiyao, who was drowsy, pressed his forehead and woke up after a long time. Hearing Yu Miao's offer to treat him, he naturally agreed, but before he could say anything, his cell phone rang.

[Stupid Gu Zhun: Yao Yao. ]

[Stupid Gu Zhun: I have a free coupon for Zhu Bajie BBQ, would you like to join me? ]

Luo Huaiyao: "..."

Is today the birthday of some fortune-giving boy? Why are everyone inviting him to dinner?
On the left is his roommate, and on the right is his online crush. It was really hard to make a decision. Luo Huaiyao was silent for a while, then looked up at Yu Miao, smiling particularly happily with his afro: "Dayu..."

Yu Miao: ???
Inside the kebab shop, five people sat in two rows.

"Hehe——" Yu Miao looked at the person next to Luo Huaiyao and twitched his mouth, "Hello, senior."

Gu Zhun pretended not to hear his gnashing of teeth and responded with a very hypocritical smile.

Zhou Hao and Zhao Kuo looked at each other, both feeling that the atmosphere was a bit weird. Only Luo Huaiyao stared at the meat on the grill in front of him with shining eyes, almost drooling.

He couldn't see the undercurrent on the table. He could only see the tender pork belly with fat and lean parts, the fragrant and non-greasy lamb skewers, and the delicious and crispy palm treasures...

That focused, eager look was something Gu Zhun had never experienced before.

Sighing silently, Gu Zhun raised his hand helplessly: "Waiter, give me another 20 skewers of pork belly, mutton skewers, and treasure in the palm!"

Luo Huaiyao:!!!

"Boss, you are generous! Boss, you are open-minded!" Luo Huaiyao smiled from ear to ear, "Boss, you will definitely make a fortune!"

"Thank you for your good wishes." Gu Zhun raised his eyebrows and raised his Coke. Luo Huaiyao hurriedly picked up the coconut juice and clinked glasses with him.

The three people sitting in a row opposite looked at the two people talking and laughing, and picked up their glasses at the same time: "Come on, let's drink this glass of 'lemon juice'."

However, Yu Miao was not willing to be outdone. He secretly glared at Gu Zhun and then waved his hand, asking everyone to eat more, and very consciously took the responsibility of treating the guests.

He treated us to this meal, let's see how Gu Zhun shows off!
But he didn't expect Luo Huaiyao to raise his hand to interrupt him. He spit out the chicken wing bone in his mouth and patted his chest, "Your brother Yao is treating us today."

"Yao'er?" Yu Miao was surprised. How could he let Yao'er spend money?
"It's me, eat with peace of mind." Luo Huaiyao nodded.

"Yaoyao?" Gu Zhun took out the free coupon from his pocket, "Didn't you say that you can use the coupon and I'll treat the rest?"

"Coupon?" Luo Huaiyao glanced at him with a half-smile on his face, "Where did Zhu Bajie BBQ get the free coupon? Besides..."

He lowered his eyes and glanced at the coupon in Gu Zhun's hand: "The printing technology is not very good, and the paper is not chosen correctly. You have to use hard cardboard, okay?"

Luo Huaiyao suddenly reached out and touched the back of Gu Zhun's neck, causing him to stiffen and Gu Zhun's cheeks instantly became hot.

That's his most sensitive spot!

Luo Huaiyao, on the other hand, leaned back in his seat like a big boss, looking very arrogant.

"I said please, it's my treat."

"No need to wonder, understand?"

(End of this chapter)