The first to tease is the one who receives

"Old Gu, what's wrong with you?" Sheng Zifan and Wu Ge were both sitting on the bed, facing Gu Zhun, so they could clearly see his dark face and unusual and strange behavior.

"Did you get bitten on the butt by a mosquito?"

Wu Ge poked his head to look behind Gu Zhun, and pouted at him with some ill intentions: "It's okay, if you want to scratch it, go ahead. How can we dislike you?"

But Gu Zhun seemed to have had his time button pressed, and he remained in the same position of covering his buttocks without saying anything.

Cao Mo, who had packed his luggage, clapped his hands and said meaningfully, "Old Gu, this is not just a mosquito bite..."

As he said this, he looked at Gu Zhun lying on the bed and snapped his fingers with his right hand: "Hey! Old Gu! Relax. In life, there will always be pressure, either from life or from..."

Cao Mo did not say the last three words. He only saw Gu Zhun slowly turning his head, a sinister smile gradually appearing on his face. His teeth seemed to flash coldly under the light.

"Pressure?"

Gu Zhun narrowed his eyes, suddenly rolled down from the bed, jumped in front of Cao Mo, grabbed his arm and gave him a grappling move, pressing Cao Mo's face hard on the table.

"There will always be pressure in life. How does it feel?" Gu Zhun's voice was sinister, and Cao Mo was so scared that he started to bang the table in panic.

"I surrender, I surrender!"

Then he changed his words and said, "As long as we live in this world, we must always resist! We must resist wherever there is oppression! We must suppress those who want to suppress us!"

This was quite pleasant to hear. Gu Zhun raised his eyebrows and loosened his grip. Cao Mo, who had been saved, collapsed on the chair, rubbing his face and panting: "Old Gu, your hands are too vicious!"

"You're going to squeeze my face out of shape."

"Squeezed?" Sheng Zifan, who was watching the fun from the bed, poked his head out. "Then consider it as a plastic surgery for you!"

"Fuck!" Cao Mo was so excited that he immediately "teleported" from his chair to Sheng Zifan's bed and reached out to hit him on the head. Wu Ge sighed slowly from the bed opposite.

"Momo... I just realized that you are such a philosophical person!"

"That's right! Where there is oppression there must be resistance!"

"I've decided! I'm going to sleep in this summer vacation! No matter who comes to wake me up for breakfast, it won't work!"

Sheng Zifan and Cao Mo, who were still fighting, stopped their actions silently after hearing this:...

Sheng Zifan: He didn’t understand?

Cao Mo: Maybe he just has a bad brain.

Sheng Zifan: So...

Sheng Zifan: That doesn’t affect the fact that you need plastic surgery!

Cao Mo: Damn!

Ignoring the quarrel between the two people behind him, Gu Zhun climbed back to his bed without saying a word. There was no time to lose if he didn't find a solution, he was afraid that he would "lose his chastity early".

*
In dormitory 0860, unlike the noisy and bustling atmosphere after the final exams in previous years, the dormitory was now completely quiet. There was no clattering of keyboards, nor any excited cursing. Four people were sitting around four chairs in the middle of the dormitory. Although their postures were different, the four people had the same pensive expressions, as if they were thinking about some important life event.

"Do you have any ideas? Ahhhhh——" Luo Huaiyao leaned in his chair with a look of despair on his face. Seeing that ten minutes had passed and the three of them still had no idea, he immediately began to ask in a long tone.

"Not yet, Yao'er." Zhao Kuo sat opposite, resting his chin on his hands on the back of the chair, looking equally hopeless.

"What about you?" Luo Huaiyao turned his gaze to Zhou Hao next to him. As he expected, the other party also shook his head like a rattle.

That's right. Luo Huaiyao twitched his lips. Lao Mao and Er Kuo, let alone being in love, didn't even have the chance to talk to girls. How could they come up with any good ideas?
Thinking of this, he shifted his gaze to the last hope of the entire dormitory - Yu Miao.

"Brother Dayu~" Luo Huaiyao smiled unusually "sweetly", "You are so good, you must be able to come up with a good idea!"

"Shh!" Yu Miao put his finger on his lips, "Don't disturb me, my inspiration is coming!"

After he said this, the other three immediately zipped up their mouths, held their breath, and looked at him intently, looking forward to his inspiration and his good ideas.

"Ouch..." Yu Miao suddenly stood up, causing the others to stand up subconsciously as well. Luo Huaiyao swallowed and stared at him nervously.

"Ouch!" Yu Miao groaned again, then turned around and rushed to his desk. Luo Huaiyao thought he was going to take a pen to record his inspiration, but he just grabbed a roll of paper and started running out the door.

"I'm going to the bathroom first!" Yu Miao's figure disappeared in front of them in an instant.

Zhou Hao & Zhao Kuo: ???
Luo Huaiyao: ...

"So, his inspiration..." Zhou Hao looked at Luo Huaiyao, who uttered two words speechlessly.

“It’s shit.”

……

When Deng Miao returned to the dormitory, Luo Huaiyao and the other two were already sitting in their seats playing games. Gunshots like cannons kept coming from their computers, and the occasional cursing made it seem extremely lively, as if the tranquility when they had just gathered together to think hard was an illusion.

Yu Miao stood at the door and waved awkwardly: "Hi~ I'm back."

No one cares about him.

“I came back with my inspiration.”

Still no one paid any attention to him.

"You really don't want to listen to it?" Yu Miao "tempted".

Luo Huaiyao quit the game reluctantly, turned his chair and looked over, his expression vicious: "If your inspiration is still related to shit..."

"I'll just shove your head into the toilet."

"Hehe——" Yu Miao walked in with a flattering smile, dragged a chair over and sat opposite Luo Huaiyao. Zhou Hao and Zhao Kuo next to them looked at each other, paused their games and walked over, ready to listen attentively.

"Tell me, Dayu, what's a good idea?"

"That's right." Seeing them listening attentively, Yu Miao couldn't help but sit up straight, "When it comes to confessing, it depends on the person, right?"

"You should prepare accordingly based on your partner's personality and preferences, right?" Yu Miao began to talk, but the prelude was a bit too long and he didn't get to the point for a long time. "Speak to the point!" Luo Huaiyao interrupted impatiently.

Yu Miao, who was still hesitating, saw that Luo Huaiyao looked unhappy, and hurriedly blurted out his thoughts.

"I think we're all men, so if we're all interested, just go for it!"

He spoke very quickly, without punctuation, and it took Luo Huaiyao several seconds to figure out what he meant.

"what do you mean……"

Zhao Kuo asked in surprise, "Go straight ahead?"

"Isn't it too fast?" Zhou Hao frowned, somewhat disapprovingly. "Even though this kind of thing is consensual, we should still let nature take its course, right? How can we go straight for this from the beginning?"

"No, no!" Yu Miao hurriedly waved his hand to interrupt their speculation and explained, "What I mean is that you can just confess to her face to face! Don't be so shy!"

"Be a grown man and be straightforward. You're not talking about wanting that from them!" Yu Miao rolled his eyes helplessly. If he had known this, he would not have used such ambiguous words.

"Is that so..." Zhou Hao and Zhao Kuo looked at each other and then felt relieved.

Then the three of them turned their eyes to the real protagonist, Luo Huaiyao. He was seen touching his chin with his right hand, looking thoughtful, and then he might have thought of something happy, and he slowly raised the corners of his mouth.

"Dayu!" Luo Huaiyao stood up and patted Yu Miao's shoulder happily, "You are so smart!"

Yu Miao: “Huh?”

"Yao'er, what do you want to do..." Zhou Hao wanted to ask clearly, but Luo Huaiyao didn't pay any attention at all. He picked up his phone and started running out, disappearing in a flash.

"What?" Zhou Hao uttered the last three words while looking at his back, and suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Why do I feel..." Zhao Kuo scratched his hair with a strange expression, "Is there something wrong?"

"Really?" Yu Miao's mouth twitched. He hoped it wasn't what he thought.

*
It was already evening when Gu Zhun received Luo Huaiyao's call. Normally, he would have been very happy, but after listening to Cao Mo's analysis, he felt an inexplicable pain whenever he saw the words "Yao Yao", as if he had hemorrhoids.

"Old Gu!" Cao Mo called out from the door, "Why don't you hurry up?"

"Oh, here I come." Gu Zhun swiped the screen and answered the phone while walking out.

"Hello? Yaoyao?"

"Gu Zhun!" Luo Huaiyao on the other end of the phone sounded a little happy, and his tone was very excited, "Let's have dinner together tonight!"

It turned out that he was looking for him to have dinner. For some reason, Gu Zhun felt inexplicably relieved, but he couldn't figure out why he felt relaxed.

"I'm sorry, Yaoyao. I have an end-of-semester dinner planned for tonight with my roommate. Can we have dinner together tomorrow?" Gu Zhun's tone sounded apologetic. Although he really wanted to have dinner with Luo Huaiyao, it was not easy for him to change his mind at the last minute about the dinner he had made with his brothers.

"Oh……"

"Then you eat first! We'll eat together tomorrow!"

Luo Huaiyao's voice did not change at all, and he said a few more words before hanging up the phone. But Gu Zhun, who was holding the phone, began to frown. No, he seemed very disappointed...

However, no matter how much he thought about Luo Huaiyao, Gu Zhun still decided to finish the meal with Cao Mo and the others. However, it was unknown how absent-minded he was during the dinner.

"Old Gu! Was it my sister-in-law who called just now? Just go if she has something to ask you!" Sheng Zifan advised earnestly, "Keep your wife stable first! It's not like we brothers won't see each other anymore. Don't we still have to stay together at night?"

"That's right! Go quickly! Seeing you like this, I can hardly eat anymore. Don't disturb my mood for eating!" Cao Mo also followed to "persuade".

Seeing that the three of them really didn't mind his breaking the appointment, Gu Zhun curled his lips and smiled.

"Thank you."

"Ugh!" Wu Ge pretended to vomit, "Get out of here now, don't hang around here."

When Gu Zhun's figure really walked away, Cao Mo waved his hand and immediately asked the waiter to bring ten bottles of beer.

"Hehe, now that Lao Gu is gone, we can drink now!"

Gu Zhun over there was running as fast as he could to the school, while Luo Huaiyao over here started playing "finger-guessing games" with his roommates in the restaurant.

"Scissors! Rock! Paper!" Four hands suddenly appeared on the table, three of them were rocks and one was paper.

"Hahahaha! You guys drink!" Luo Huaiyao was so excited when he saw that he won that he almost jumped up with joy.

"Why is Yao'er so lucky?" Yu Miao shook his head helplessly.

Zhou Hao picked up the wine glass and said with some envy: "Maybe this is the legendary koi luck?"

"Hey! Don't worship me!" Luo Huaiyao leaned back in his chair and started to cross his legs, "I'm just a..."

Before he could finish his words, his cell phone rang. As soon as Luo Huaiyao answered the call, his expression changed immediately. He dealt with it reluctantly and hung up in a hurry.

"What should I do?!" Luo Huaiyao's face started to turn red as he got anxious, "Gu Zhun is coming to see me!"

"what?"

"What should I do?"

"What did you say, in front?" Zhou Hao grasped the key point.

"I invited him to dinner, but he said he wanted to eat with his roommate, so..."

"It's okay!" Yu Miao put down his wine glass, glanced at the wine bottles in the private room, and smiled mysteriously at Luo Huaiyao, "The mountain man has his own ingenious plan."

"what?"

But after listening to Yu Miao's suggestion, Luo Huaiyao's eyes lit up instantly.

(End of this chapter)