The first to tease is the one who receives
Chapter 51 Chapter 51
The days in midsummer are always extra long, making people feel that the time goes by extra slowly. But this is not the case during the summer vacation. You just returned home from school yesterday, so how come you have to go back to school in the blink of an eye?
However, for other students, returning to school means no more lazy sleep and no more freedom, but for Luo Huaiyao, he can't wait. It's not that he is in a hurry to see Gu Zhun, but that he has successfully become a sophomore and can finally join the school basketball team!
Luo Huaiyao, who is used to seeing other people showing off on the basketball court, said: My era is finally coming!
"What?!!" The familiar scream of fear was heard again from the much quieter 0860 dormitory.
Luo Huaiyao was sitting on a chair eating iced kola. He saw the other three people standing in a row in front of him and making “omg” expressions, so he waved his hand to signal them to calm down.
"What are you shouting for?" Luo Huaiyao turned on the computer and prepared to broadcast the game live. "It's just a routine operation."
"No..." Zhao Kuo stepped forward and pressed the computer he was opening, still unable to accept the reality, "Are you getting married now?"
"what?"
Luo Huaiyao blinked. When did he say he was going to get married?
"Erkuo, are you okay? You're not of legal age yet, so why get married?" Luo Huaiyao waved away Zhao Kuo's arm that was blocking him and said with some disgust.
"Yao'er." Zhou Hao kindly reminded, "According to the current laws of our country, you two cannot get the marriage certificate."
"Yes." Luo Huaiyao nodded, not minding the fact that he couldn't get the marriage certificate, "So we'll just have a wedding later."
Zhao Kuo curled his lips when he heard this: "Then you just said 'marriage', isn't a wedding the same as getting married?"
Luo Huaiyao was defeated by his straightforward thinking, and replied speechlessly: "Gu Zhun and I are heading for a lifetime, and we will definitely have a wedding in the future, but we don't have this plan now, understand?"
"Oh." Zhao Kuo touched his nose, "You're not getting married now?"
"I haven't graduated yet, big brother. Why are you in such a hurry?" Luo Huaiyao opened his live broadcast page and waved to the three people, "Brothers, leave quickly. I owe a lot of live broadcasts."
The three of them looked at each other, and seeing that they couldn't ask anything, they all went back to their seats to play games.
[Ahhhhhhhh Yaoyao is finally back!]
[Which ghost did our Princess Yaoyao go out with? It’s been a long time since the show started!]
[I thought Lao Yao was terminated by Meteor TV (smiley face)]
[Am I the only one who thought that Lao Yao was in hospital so it wasn’t broadcast? Doge]
Luo Huaiyao put on his headphones and was about to flirt with his fans, but he saw that none of them wished him well, and he immediately became unhappy. He cleared his throat, his tone lazy and a little bit arrogant.
"What's going on..." Luo Huaiyao leaned back in his chair, clicking on King of Glory while talking, without delaying either side.
"If you don't like me this much, I'll just go off the air right away." He threatened, but it was obvious that the audience in the live broadcast room were not scared and didn't buy his words at all.
[Yaoyao has become stubborn after not seeing her for a few days]
[Come on, brothers, let’s just quit and unfollow, and let Yaoyao have fun on his own]
[Agree, preparing to exit...]
"Ouch!" Luo Huaiyao saw that the situation was not right, so he pinched his throat and started to act cute again, "Brother~Sister~"
"I'm just kidding you!"
The sweet voice sounded again in the live broadcast room after many days, instantly detonating the barrage of comments. A stream of "My youth is back" rolled on the screen, burying the screen directly. Even Luo Huaiyao's mobile phone page could not be seen clearly.
"Stop it," Luo Huaiyao begged for mercy. "Let's see how the jungler in our server performs!"
[National server jungler? Are there two extra words?]
[Is Yaoyao the only one in this “country”?]
Originally Luo Huaiyao was just joking, but when he saw that the comments were all about distrust of him, he got angry and immediately chose the jungler at the start of the game.
Well, it’s still a green-label Lanling King.
Then, as expected, he turned Lanling King, who could be invisible and cut people, into a soldier. Oh, even worse than a soldier, at least a soldier knew how to attack people, but Luo Huaiyao's Lanling King was taken away by the tank next to him before he could touch the enemy's squishy skin.
Luo Huaiyao: "..."
In contrast to Luo Huaiyao's depression, the barrage was filled with "hahahahaha", as if mocking his arrogance and incompetence.
Luo Huaiyao's settlement page flashed on the screen. He exited without staying for a second, but the score of "5.1" still caught everyone's attention.
[That’s enough! At least the score is over halfway, right?]
[That’s right! Our Yaoyao’s Yao scored a high score of 3.8 back then!]
[Yes, yes, for a hero that I don’t play often, it’s pretty good!]
Looking at the densely packed "good", "great" and exclamation marks, Luo Huaiyao couldn't tell for a moment whether they were really comforting him or laughing at him...
Luo Huaiyao: "Heh——"
He wanted to sneer to express his disdain, but before he could hum another syllable, a WeChat message popped up on his phone with a "ding dong" sound.
【Wang Ba: So bad?】
Although Luo Huaiyao quickly swiped the message out, it was still discovered by netizens with sharper eyes. Suddenly, the tone of the live broadcast room changed from "Hahahaha" to "Who is he?"
[Wang Ba? What's that name?]
[Just because he said that we Yaoyao are not good, he deserves to be called a bastard doge]
[Wang Ba is also watching Yao Yao’s live broadcast?]
Looking at the screen full of “turtle” on his computer, Luo Huaiyao didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. It was over. If Gu Zhun knew that he had marked him as “turtle”, would he rush to the dormitory and beat him up?
But before Luo Huaiyao's worries could come true, Gu Zhun's message came again.
【Turtle: Turtle?】
[Turtle: Pull me.] These two short sentences seemed to contain infinite pressure. Luo Huaiyao instantly became timid. The words of refusal circled in his mouth but he swallowed them. He obediently pulled Gu Zhun into the team.
[Fuck! This cuckold is so domineering!]
[I seem to smell gossip...]
[You are not the only one! Me too! Yaoyao is so obedient to the turtle?]
There were many speculations on the screen. Although Luo Huaiyao wanted to give a righteous explanation, the fact that he was caught with the nickname "Wangba" had a greater impact on him, and he subconsciously chose to keep his mouth shut.
[Choose a random name 2.0: Open mic.]
Luo Huaiyao used the big QQ account "Winnie the Pooh", and Gu Zhun naturally also logged into QQ. His QQ King account was created later, so the level was not high.
"It's on." Luo Huaiyao turned on the microphone and coughed before speaking. His voice was slightly trembling because of nervousness. As for what he was nervous about, he couldn't explain it clearly. It was like being caught shopping and chatting with a premature lover by the teacher, and the teacher asked you two to discuss the problem? You are really hardworking!
It is this feeling.
Luo Huaiyao usually loves to talk nonsense, attacking men and women indiscriminately, but when he was duo-queuing with this "turtle", his voice was so tense? Sensitive fans immediately found something wrong.
It is not true that Luo Huaiyao is a purely technical anchor. He has attracted some female fans because of his funny characteristic of pretending to be a girl. The original fan group did not come to watch Luo Huaiyao to learn technology. They just wanted to joke with him and find a place to chat. Therefore, compared to asking him to show his superb technology and analyze the game, netizens prefer to watch him "make a fool of himself".
Yes, it is to make a fool of oneself. Being killed by the opponent and destroying the fountain are their favorite scenes.
So compared to Luo Huaiyao's dominance in the game, they prefer to watch him cheat and fail. And the appearance of Gu Zhun greatly satisfied their "bad taste", and one by one they chatted on the screen with "Oh~" and "There is a problem~".
Luo Huaiyao touched his nose helplessly as he looked at the barrage of comments. Fortunately, he was not a host who showed his face, otherwise, with his constant little movements, he would definitely be found as a topic of criticism by these "boring" fans.
[Eh? Why isn't the turtle talking?]
[Yeah, is it because the voice is too bad? After all, our Yaoyao is also a voice anchor]
But no matter what the comments said, Gu Zhun remained silent. Luo Huaiyao simply clicked on the match, and a King and a Diamond started to have fun in the match mode.
This time Luo Huaiyao chose a mage, Wang Zhaojun, who wanted to be an idol, ran to the middle lane with a scepter, and Gu Jun was Kai in the jungle. It was smooth sailing all the way until Luo Huaiyao cleared a wave of soldiers, but heard Kai got a kill.
Luo Huaiyao: ???
Barrage: ???
What the hell, what happened in such a short time?
It turned out that Kai went straight to the opposite jungle area after leaving the fountain, and then took away the opponent's latecomer Akali, as well as the opposite blue.
[Okay, this jungler]
[Assistance also came in time]
The barrage started to praise Kai to the heavens. Seeing this, Luo Huaiyao snorted to express his displeasure.
"Are you here to see me or someone else?" Luo Huaiyao said in a sour tone.
[Come see you! And take a look at this guy who is amazing at operation]
[Yeah Yaoyao, your comment is too misleading. I thought this turtle was a real turtle...]
"Turtle?" A deep male voice suddenly sounded in the live broadcast room. Netizens were stunned for a moment and did not react to who was speaking.
When Luo Huaiyao heard this sneer in reply, his scalp suddenly went numb.
[Shit! Is that Kai talking?]
[Oh my god! The little brother has a nice voice!]
[Aaaaah, if there was another handsome face! Who would stop me from fantasizing!]
[Don’t think about it. Don’t you know that the beauty of the voice is inversely proportional to the beauty of the face?]
"Hey!" Luo Huaiyao disagreed, "Who came to this conclusion? It's not scientific at all!"
"At least it's proportional here!"
[It is directly proportional to the thickness of the skin...]
Someone was complaining, and Luo Huaiyao fell silent. He could not have any dignity as a host with hundreds of thousands of fans in front of Gu Zhun.
While Luo Huaiyao and his fans were joking around, Gu Zhun had already grown up quietly. With his Kai, who had a lot of economic power, he rushed into the enemy's crowd and killed the enemy's C position, and then retreated. The enemy's warriors and assistants were chasing a low-health Kai who kept using his second skill all over the canyon. In the end, not only did he escape, but he also took away the squishy assistant.
[The opponent's wave is called sending a head from a thousand miles away, the gift is small but the sentiment is great]
[Is this really a high-end game? I can play doge even at bronze level]
[I don’t understand either, are the people on the other side all actors?]
"That's right, I hired them all." Luo Huaiyao joked, but soon the two of them cooperated well with each other and everyone knew whether they were actors or not.
[Oh, I was so anxious after being beaten. I understand.]
After being trapped in the C position by Kai many times and successfully slipping away, the opponents became completely anxious. The five of them directly grouped together to beat Kai, but they were taught a lesson by Kai every time.
[As expected of my father Kai]
"Don't you just need hands to operate this?" Luo Huaiyao began to brag sourly, "It's Kai himself who is good, not him, okay?"
"Really?" A faint male voice sounded in the live broadcast room.
Gu Zhun raised his eyebrows, but his tone was calm: "Let's make a bet?"
"You play Kai, MVP, I call you daddy."
Luo Huaiyao: "..."
What's going on? I'm actually a little moved.
"If I don't get it..." Gu Zhun didn't say anything else. Luo Huaiyao suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
"You will know it naturally."
[! ! ! ! ! ]
[! ! ! ! ! ]
[Know what? Know what? Let me know too?!]
Fans, curious, began to frantically post exclamation marks on the screen, wanting to know what the punishment would be for Luo Huaiyao's failure in the bet between the two.
(End of this chapter)
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