[Football] Bad Boy Batty

Batistuta's appeal was considerable. Half of the club came to the evening party. In addition to the players and coaches, even some members of the management team came to participate in the movie night. Of course, this was all thanks to the charm of Edmundo, the director of the "Resident Evil" game and movie.

在过去的十几年里，大导演一共指导了4部《生化危机》电影，每部都在烂番茄上保持95%以上的新鲜程度。但从2013年的《生化危机5》和《生化危机6》被交给新人拍摄后，评价持续走低, 于是在去年埃德蒙多决定继续指导《生化危机7》。

Batty is not a fan of "Resident Evil", but this IP was fostered by his godfather, so the score of this movie soared from 70 to 120 in his heart.

However, Aguero unexpectedly did not attend such a lively movie night, mainly because his son came from Argentina, and the little guy had no interest in movies or Batistuta, so the good father Aguero could only apologize to his friend.

There were still 30 minutes before the show started, and their supper arrived. As expected, it was "junk food". Guardiola warned the players not to eat too much or too greasy food, and then turned around and ordered himself a pizza with an extra cheese and some fried chicken.

Amid the wailing and accusations of his disciples, he said that he was the head coach and did not have to play on the field, so of course he did not have to control his weight.

Batistuta asked De Bruyne to go to the door to pick up the food together, and by the way, find out why the other party was in a bad mood.

"You think too much. I'm not in a bad mood." De Bruyne slowed down his pace, put his hands in his pockets and said nonchalantly, "I won't participate in any activities if I'm not happy."

The implication is: Look, I'm here at your party, and I'm already acting very happy.

"Really?" Batty said slowly, obviously not believing his words, "Then how do I know if you are faking it?"

"Pretend? No, that's ridiculous." De Bruyne retorted. Normally he would not use such fierce words to express himself to Batistuta. "Believe me, I'm fine. In fact, I can't be better. We just won a wave of games and beat Liverpool 5-0. There is no better time than now."

"You know that's not what I mean, dear Kevin." Batistuta took two quick steps to block De Bruyne, then held his face with both hands and patted him gently. "The team's current performance is very good, and everyone can see it. I'm talking about you and your own situation."

The boy was almost as tall as him, and De Bruyne looked into those concerned eyes, and for a moment he wanted to speak out all that was in his mind.

But in the end he didn't do it.

"I'm fine, really." De Bruyne smiled at Batistuta, then broke free and said, "Let's go, the pizza will get cold if you wait any longer. You know your teammates, they will turn your house into a monkey mountain."

Looking at De Bruyne's figure who was one step faster, Batistuta showed a somewhat confused expression.

It has come to this point, but Kevin still didn't tell him the truth, and didn't kiss him, so what was wrong with him?
It's really difficult, even more difficult than when I was avoiding him before my coming-of-age ceremony last season.

The rest of the journey was spent in silence.

Soon Batistuta and De Bruyne arrived at the door. The chef had already put all the "junk food" on the food cart. Perhaps because top chefs have a natural aversion to fast food, they did not stay. They just left a note for Batistuta and left the apartment.

They spent a few minutes counting all the food, and after confirming that everything was fine, De Bruyne got on the food cart and prepared to return to the room, but Batistuta stopped him again.

"I just want you to know that it's okay not to tell me some things. I don't need to know." He said, "I'm always here. You can come to me anytime."

“…What is this for?”

"Nothing, just telling you that I care about you, not the toxic kind."

De Bruyne looked deeply at Batistuta.

"Really?" he asked.

"It's more real than gold." Batty said, then he opened his arms and hugged him, and put his chin on De Bruyne's neck like a cat, "Come on - recharge."

De Bruyne froze, and it took him a long time to react. He reached out and hugged Batistuta, and hugged him tighter and tighter, as if he was afraid that he would run away. Batistuta patted De Bruyne's back regularly, patiently waiting for him to charge, and in the process secretly stole a piece of fried chicken from the food cart and put it in his mouth.

The two of them just hugged each other quietly at the door, and the atmosphere was very warm.

Stones, who was trying to go to the bathroom but got lost and ran into him: …

Damn it, can't you two go to another place or another time to be intimate? The Manchester City's England defender twitched his mouth, then retreated behind the corner and looked up at the sky with sadness.

He had done good deeds all his life, so why did he have to suffer this punishment?

……

Before Loach started showing the movie, Batistuta and De Bruyne returned to the house with a cart of midnight snacks. The scene suddenly became chaotic. Kyle Walker rushed over to take two boxes of pizza, and then complained to Batistuta that he could get lost in his own home.

It just so happened that John - who was really lost - had too many secrets in his heart - Stones followed the dining car in. When he heard the word "lost", he instinctively froze, and then quickly pulled Walker away.

Batty glanced at Stones but didn't care too much. In his opinion, this guy has been acting weird for a long time, so it's normal for him to do anything.

"Where's the (pizza) with anchovies and olives?" Seat B squeezed in and asked.

"I remember you wanted an extra serving of cheese and sausage." Batty picked up the portion B Seat mentioned and raised it above his head. "Whoever you give it to, let him do it himself."

Seat B shrugged and didn't force it. "Did you hear me, Olek? Come and get it yourself." He shouted to the back, then took his share and went back to his seat.

Oh, it’s Zinchenko’s.

Batistuta raised his eyebrows and looked up, watching Zinchenko carefully get down from the chair, then walk towards him tragically as if he was walking into a dragon's lair.

"Anchovies and olives, is that what you wanted?" Batty asked.

"...Yes." Zinchenko answered hesitantly.

After a pause, Batistuta handed over the pizza box, and the moment Zinchenko reached out to take it, he pulled the box back.

"Wait a minute." Batty raised his chin while holding the pizza. "I won't give it to you unless you tell me why you're afraid of me."

Zinchenko's eyes widened.

B 席 was chewing pizza and nudged Ederson next to him with his elbow, looking gloating. Stones and Walker, who were playing over there, also stopped, and the coaching staff not far away also watched secretly.

"It's time to watch the show."

Batistuta was determined. Zinchenko looked around and saw no one came forward to help him, so he placed his last hope on De Bruyne.

Facing his pleading eyes, De Bruyne shrugged: "My advice, Olek, tell him. Batistuta has ten thousand ways to know what he wants to know, and this is the gentlest one."

Batistuta gave him a smug look. "I advise you to tell me everything," he said. "I promise I won't be angry. Everyone is here, including Pep. I won't do anything to you in front of him."

Zinchenko looked at everyone again and received a unanimous nod.

At this moment, the Ukrainian midfielder was desperate. He looked at Batistuta, scratched his hair, and then swallowed his saliva with a fearless attitude.

He said - "I, uh... I'm just, just afraid that you'll turn your back on me."

Everyone: ? ? ?
Batty: ?
Is his eye roll so powerful?

……

After some explanation, Zinchenko took out a YouTube video. It was not long, about 40 seconds, but it had nearly million views, with more than % likes and dislikes. The comment with the most likes was: How can we get Batistuta to see this video?
The video's title is:
[A video tells you how much Manchester City's Brazilian Rose likes to roll her eyes]

The opening clip is a clip of him rolling his eyes at Ramos in the Champions League final, followed by footage of him rolling his eyes in order to avoid getting a yellow card after conflicts with defenders in the league.

I don't know what tricks the person who made this video used, but he enlarged the medium shot and made it still very clear, with every micro-expression on Batistuta's face being fully recorded.

"Don't mention it. You look pretty fierce when you roll your eyes." Sean B smacked his lips and sighed, "No wonder Olek is afraid of you. If I saw it first, I would be afraid too."

"Come on, are you scared? Even the dog is laughing." Kyle Walker teased B席, "Besides, how can this be fierce? This is so sexy. If someone rolled his eyes at me with red eyes, I would have thought he was flirting with me - Hey! Why are you hitting my head, you idiot?"

Stones was standing next to De Bruyne, and the moment his stupid friend said that Batistuta's eye roll was very perverted, he clearly felt the low pressure coming from Belgium.

"Shut up if I tell you to." Stones glared at Walker, "The coaches are here."

Walker muttered a few words and said nothing more.

Batistuta didn't have time to pay attention to them. He watched the video over and over again, then gave Zinchenko a warm yet cold smile.

"Don't worry, Olek, I'm not angry," he said. "It's fake. I don't like rolling my eyes that much. The person who made this video doesn't know me at all."

After saying that he rolled his eyes.

There was silence in the room at first, and then a burst of crazy laughter broke out, even Guardiola was slapping his thigh and laughing until tears came out.

Seat B jumped up and pointed at him: "Ohhhh! And you said you didn't like it, you're exposed now!"

Batty: ...

"Whoever made this video, I'm going to kill him."

……

In the end, it was Loach who turned off the lights and put on a movie to calm the chaos. Everyone gradually immersed themselves in the climax of the movie, except Kyle Walker, who had long set his eyes on Battie's prawns. Those little things were so delicious, but no one ordered them except Battie, so there were only 6 left.

No, 4.

After watching Batistuta eat one himself and stuff another into De Bruyne's mouth, Walker couldn't sit still anymore. He left his seat and came close to Batistuta to show his courtesy.

"My veal is delicious, come and try it."

"And this, the legendary Sichuan hot sauce, is very popular this year."

"There's ketchup on the corner of your mouth. Don't move. I'll help you get it off."

Batty blinked and looked at Walker in surprise, asking him with his eyes what he wanted to do. Walker smiled embarrassedly and pointed at his prawns.

My goodness, if this guy wasn’t too straight, he would have thought he was flirting with him.

Batistuta rolled his eyes and handed over the paper bag of shrimps. At that moment, the atmosphere around De Bruyne returned to the state before the recharging.

what!
Batty rolled his eyes and suddenly understood why his dear Kevin was in a bad mood recently.

So he turned to look at De Bruyne and communicated with him with his eyes.

"Is that why you're upset? Because I always play with new people and ignore you?"

"...That's not true."

'Oh, Kevin, don't lie to me.'

'...'

'Don't worry, you will always be my favorite.'

'Really? '

'Of course, if I weren't here I'd really like to kiss you.'

As Walker never showed up, Stones looked towards the door, only to see that his stupid friend had not gone to the toilet at all but had instead stuck to Batistuta, pretending to ask him if he wanted to eat anchovies.

Stones was almost frightened to the point of having a heart attack. He quickly went over to drag Walker away and took him out of the room on the pretext of something. When he came to the corridor, Stones looked around and made sure that there was no one else. Then he hit Walker twice on the forehead.

"You're sticking to Barty, what on earth are you thinking?!"

Walker gave his friend a strange look, "Is there something wrong?"

"Of course not! From the beginning to the end, it's completely, totally wrong!" Stones said excitedly, "You almost scared me to death just now, do you know that?"

A circle of question marks appeared on Walker's head. Then he looked at Stones with disgust and took two steps back.

"I don't understand. You're such a weird person." He said, "You don't want me to go to Buddy so much. Are you jealous of me or Buddy?"

Stones: …

"I can't explain it to you clearly." Stones coughed twice. "In short, stay away from Batistuta in the future. Don't provoke him except for normal communication with colleagues. I'm doing this for your own good."

After saying that, he didn't explain any more and turned back to the house to continue watching the movie.

Facing the empty corridor, Walker spread his hands to express his incomprehension, then scratched his chin with an interested expression.

Buddy, I want to see if there is anything you can't approach.

(End of this chapter)