I'm telling fortunes in North America. I'm really not a wizard.

Chapter 36 I won’t offend anyone unless they offend me

[Madam Audrey Hill (now named Audrey Hill Chen) is in a rather bad condition now. She is being disturbed by the ghost in the mirror and is also carrying the evil spirit of the ghost.

But for now, if you stop looking at that mirror, your life will not be in danger.

But as long as the ghost in the mirror is not dealt with, one day it will devour people's energy and spirit. After its Taoism becomes more powerful, it will break free from the cage and wander in all the mirrors in the world without any obstacles.

By then, it will remember the prey that once escaped. On that day, the probability of your death will be infinitely close to zero!
Solution: Based on the evil spirit of the ghost that is currently contaminating Madam, it can be deduced that this ghost has been practicing Taoism for a hundred years, but has just awakened from the seal. Its current strength is only one tenth of what it used to be, so it is actually very easy to deal with.

You are quite lazy and you practice the Five Animals Guiding Technique for less than four hours a day. Although your strength is stronger than others, it is still the strength of a mortal.

Therefore, we can only use external objects to eliminate this evil spirit.]

The information then lists the following types of things that can defeat demons and solve this crisis.

[Black dog blood: The thing with the most Yang energy to drive away evil spirits. You need to find a black dog without any stray hairs, take its blood, and then pour the blood on the evil spirit when it appears. It is like pouring soup on snow!

But it is difficult to find a black dog without any mixed hair. Although it is the most useful, it is also the hardest to find.

If you cannot find a black dog without any mixed hair, you can use another object to ward off evil spirits.

Rooster comb blood: For roosters over five years old, the older and healthier the rooster is, the more Yang energy it has.

Take the blood from the cock's comb, grind it with cinnabar, make it into ink, dip a brush in it as a tool to subdue demons, and it is not difficult to kill evil spirits!
You can also use it as ink to write talismans or draw spells, which will be more effective.

But looking at this world, it is difficult to find a rooster that is over five years old. Currently, there are only the last two types of things that are suitable for you to exorcise evil spirits.

Menstrual Cloth with Tiankui Blood: If the above two are extremely yang treasures suitable for mortals to use to exorcise ghosts and evil spirits, Tiankui Blood is the most yin and filthy thing that can directly contaminate the soul.

Evil ghosts are mostly dead people or animals whose souls are unwilling or resentful and do not want to reincarnate. If they come into contact with Tiankui, it will be like a person touching extremely acidic liquid, and the person will feel extremely painful.

Menstrual cloth is something used by women when they have their period. It is stained with menstruation, washed, and stained again over and over again. It is extremely filthy. If you use this thing to bind evil spirits, the ghosts will be like a person falling into a pool of extremely acidic liquid, completely dissolved in the world and never to be rediscovered.

Or, find a virgin boy. The boy cannot be too young, as if he is too young then his Yang energy will be insufficient. And he cannot be a virgin, as if he is a virgin then his Yang energy will no longer be complete.

Therefore, the boy should be over twelve years old, which is the complete number of Earthly Branches. At this time, the boy's essence is full and his virginity has not yet been broken. The urine of that day is called boy's urine.

If this substance is poured on ghosts and evil spirits, it will be like pouring boiling water on snow, or like extreme acid turning people into water, or aqua regia turning gold. The effects are all immediate!
Both of these are common items, easier for mortals to obtain and use to fight against evil spirits.

It can also be used to deal with the ghost in the mirror that has just broken the seal, which is more than enough. 】

Logically speaking, couples in Europe and the United States, after such a great shock, would definitely hug each other and comfort each other when they meet.

But isn't this a fake couple? A fake marriage?
Audrey saw him and just explained in a low voice: "I went home, but my mother seemed to be at work, and there was no one at home, so I...

I'm panicking...

I wasn’t hallucinating, I wasn’t on leaves, I wasn’t on any psychedelic drugs.

But I just saw the terrible Elizabeth in the mirror..."

Chen Yaozu knew that she hadn't touched these things, so he reached out and gently patted the other person's shoulder, and comforted her seriously: "I know, I believe you!"

Audrey prepared thousands of words, trying her best to convince this nominal husband to believe what she had seen.

Because she did see it, but no one else could see it and everyone else was denying her. In fact, now she is somewhat denying herself.

But unexpectedly, she didn't use all the words she had prepared, and was instead answered with "I know, I believe you."

It's really great to be doubted by everyone and then find recognition.

This sense of trust almost made her burst into tears.

So she had a lot to say, but she choked up when she was about to speak: "I have called my mom, and she said she will come as soon as she finishes the work at hand!" As soon as she finished her voice, she saw a shabby car driving over from a distance. This was Olivia's car.

The two of them hurried over to meet him.

"Audrey, did you touch the leaves?"

Olivia asked loudly and anxiously as soon as she stopped the car and opened the door.

"Look, I don't care if leaves are legal in Los Angeles, but I told you, don't touch this stuff, don't touch this stuff, it will ruin your..."

"Mom, I didn't!"

Olivia's question was interrupted by Audrey's brief answer before she could finish it.

“Ms. Hill, Audrey didn’t touch those things, I can guarantee it!
After all, her name is now Audrey Hill Chen, and I will make sure my family doesn't touch these things either!"

That's right!

Now Audrey's name is Audrey Hill Chen. It is hard to imagine that there may be only a few countries in the world, or only one country in the East, where women do not have to change their surnames after getting married.

America, after Audrey married Chen Yaozu, she had to change her surname from Hill to Chen.

Hearing that it wasn't the leaves that were touched, Olivia was obviously relieved: "It's good that it's not an illusion caused by touching the leaves!"

But then he became nervous again. If it wasn't an illusion caused by touching the leaves, then what was the reason for the illusion? "Did the school doctor give you a diagnosis?"

Audrey shook her head: "The school doctor said that it might be because my study life is too stressful, and suggested that the school give me a few days off.

So I came back!

But I'm telling the truth, I really did see a ghost in the mirror, another spooky Elizabeth."

Chen Yaozu also nodded: "I can also guarantee that what Audrey said is true. What she saw was a real ghost, a ghost sealed in the mirror.

For some unknown reason, the seal had just been released, but because it had been sealed for too long, its strength had decreased greatly, so it could only move in that mirror.

But unfortunately, Audrey has the coordinates planted by the other party. When the ghost recovers to the point where it can walk on all the mirrors in the world, it will travel to any reflective mirror object around Audrey according to the coordinates and kill her!"

Only then did Olivia remember that her cheap son-in-law was a wizard.
So there really are ghosts in this world?
Although she has been helping her cheap son-in-law to attract business in the past few months, she has also witnessed that her son-in-law does have the ability to help people solve possible disasters and difficulties.

This wizard, or psychic, or prophet, is indeed capable and worthy of the title.

Now, the son-in-law says that there really are ghosts in this world, and so there really are ghosts.

Since everyone has their own expertise, let my son-in-law make the decision.

"Then what are we going to do now?"

she asked.

Chen Yaozu smiled confidently: "We Orientals have a saying, if no one offends me, I will not offend anyone, but if someone offends me, I will kill their entire family!

After all, Audrey is now the wife of an oriental wizard like me, so she certainly won't tolerate this injustice.

Since the ghost dared to plant the coordinates on Audrey, don't blame me for destroying it before it recovers its strength!

After all, we in the East have a saying: kill him while he's ill!"

(End of this chapter)