I'm in Warhammer, please don't praise Doraemon

Chapter 168 It’s fun, Doraemon

"In fact, I am the chosen one of Saint Shell Doraemon, the friend of Elytra Sanguinius, and my name is Carnivore Spear Nobita."

"Under the guidance of Saint Shell Doraemon, I came here to help the descendants of Elytra Saint Gilles to overcome difficulties."

"Mr. Carnivore Gun. Nobita!" Logans, who was standing behind Carl Jane, knelt down without hesitation.

Even though neither he nor Karl Jane knew what the outrageous things like Holy Shell Doraemon and Gunworm Nobita were.

Karl Jane's first thought was that the man in front of him was playing a trick on him, but
The man's words were so bizarre, but his tone was so convincing and his expression was sincere.

Karl Jane couldn't help but waver for a moment.

The man seemed to notice Karl Jane's hesitation, and his eyes behind his glasses revealed an almost irresistible sincerity.

It was pure, unadulterated sincerity, like a pure gem that should never be found in this chaotic galaxy.

Karl Jane felt that all his doubts were shattered by this sincere gaze.
I even felt touched in my heart that there are such sincere people in this world. There is still hope for this galaxy.

What he said did not seem so strange in Karl Jane's mind.
He couldn't help but take a step forward and asked in an excited voice: "Is everything you said true?"

The man blinked slightly and took a step forward.
"Do you really believe it?"

The man grinned:
"I was just teasing you!"

Karl Jane was stunned for a moment, looking at the teasing and mocking expression on the man's face, he suddenly felt the blood rushing up and anger suddenly appeared on his face.

However, the man smiled lightly, changed the subject, and said in a sincere and credible tone: "Actually, my true identity is the apostle of Elytra Sanguinius!"

"The Elytra Saint Gilles heard your prayers, but you forgot to include your name, address, and identity information when you prayed. The Elytra Saint Gilles cannot respond to your prayers."

"So Elytra Sanguinius sent me to check your identity information."

What? It turns out to be the apostle of Elytra Sanguinius. What a jokester.

Although the man's words were full of loopholes and perfunctory, his tone and expression made Carl Jane trust him instinctively, and he couldn't help but kneel down to this apostle of Saint Gilles the Elytra.

"Tell us all your identity information, including your relationships, hobbies, and everything you've done." The man's tone was full of unquestionable authority.
Carl Jane and Logans quickly lowered their heads and reverently confessed everything they had.
He told the man who called himself the Apostle of Elytra Sanguinius everything, including the mistakes he had made in the past, the people he hated, and his own preferences.

The man nodded slightly as he listened. After both of them finished speaking, he smiled gently and friendly.

"You are all excellent descendants of Elytra Sanguinius. You have lived up to the blood of Elytra Sanguinius."

"To reward you, I will kill myself."

Karl Jane was stunned for a moment, then looked up in confusion. He suspected that he had heard it wrongly.

"This is your reward. Kill yourself." The man emphasized, "As long as you kill yourself, all your wishes will come true, and Elytra Sanguinius will descend."

"When the time comes, Elytra Sanguinius will resurrect you to eternal happiness and joy."

"So, commit suicide."

"So that's it!" Logans couldn't help but let out an excited cry.

He pulled out a knife from his waist and stabbed his neck without hesitation, blood flowing out.

Loggans let out a roar of excitement and happiness, then his head tilted and he died.

It turns out that all you need to do is commit suicide to make Elytra Sanguinius descend!

Karl Jane's heart was also filled with an irrepressible joy.

Although it was hard to believe, the man's tone and expression were too sincere to doubt.

What he said must be true, right?
Karl Jane raised his claws and was about to stab.

But he looked at his brother lying on the ground and couldn't help but have some doubts.
There are too many loopholes, flaws and perfunctory words in men
He couldn't help but look at the man and asked, "Is it true that if I commit suicide, I can make the Elytra Saint-Gilius descend?" As if noticing the slight doubt on Carl Jane's face, the man gently reached out and touched his chin.
"So this is the limit," the man said softly.

"Cut!" The little man in the man's hand raised the loudspeaker and shouted.
In an instant, the sincerity of the man disappeared, and the loopholes, flaws and perfunctory words were completely exposed in front of Karl Jane.
Karl Jane's expression suddenly became dull.
It's all fake! Everything he said just now is fake! It's so obvious, why didn't I notice it?!
Karl Jane showed a horrified expression, but before he could make any move, the man's fist hit him on the head.
There was a loud bang, and the head of this cunning guy named Carl Jane exploded instantly.

"If it seems too outrageous, it will still arouse suspicion."

Zhou Yun said as he looked at the little robot man wearing a hat, holding a loudspeaker and a clapperboard in his hand.

[Prop name: Hot stage board & robot director]
[Origin: Earth in the 22nd Century - Future Department Store]
[Production time: 271.M3]
[Function: A palm-sized director-looking robot with a mini clapperboard. Press the button to get the acting skills of all the outstanding actors in human history. Even the worst actors can have top-notch acting skills and perform extremely lifelike roles.]
"Price: 1"

This prop allows Zhou Yun to acquire extremely strong acting skills. Every movement, expression and tone becomes extremely believable, full of tension and lifelike.

What Zhou Yun just said was full of flaws and loopholes, and could not stand up to scrutiny at all, but the two gene stealers were still impressed by his acting skills and almost believed it completely.

However, according to Zhou Yun's experiment just now,

If what you say is too outrageous and has too many loopholes, it is still possible to be suspected and seen through.
And things like directly deceiving people into committing suicide are more likely to be exposed,
In addition, the effect of this prop seems to vary from person to person, and people with weaker willpower are more likely to be deceived by Zhou Yun's acting skills.

Zhou Yun stuffed the director robot into the pocket of his robe, then stuffed the two cunning corpses into the four-dimensional pocket, took out the body clay from it, and changed his face into the appearance of the cunning man named Logans.

"The Elytra Castle, the Crimson Council, all the descendants of Elytra Sanguinius are gathered, and the Living Saint Sanguinius is about to come."

Zhou Yun couldn't help but laughed softly:
"These chicken thieves are quite talented."

After the words fell, Zhou Yun gently put down the searching cane in his hand: "Four-clawed Dante."

The walking stick fell down, pointing to the depths of the desert, and Zhou Yun's figure disappeared from the spot.

The blood slaves knelt on the ground, holding high the holy relics of the regiment.
Blade of Courage, Plasma Pistol Baal's Fury, Galien Scepter, Feather stained with Sanguinius' blood, Angel's Laurel Wreath placed on a polished skull, Voice of Truth playing the words of Sanguinius himself
There is also the Spear of Bigong, the weapon used by Sanguinius in the past.

It was a spear forged from adamantium, with the tip of the spear carved into a winged figure wearing a holy vestment, embellished with the gorgeous Seal of Purity and the Emperor's lightning emblem, and topped with a hollow teardrop-shaped spear tip.

This spear was used to fight the Ruinous Powers, banish the Great Daemons of Khorne, and slay the physical bodies of Daemon Primarchs.
The forger of this divine weapon was none other than the Emperor himself. It was the Emperor who forged this weapon himself and gave it to his son Sanguinius.

Ultimately, the weapon was lost in the chaos of the Horus Heresy, and remained the province of myth and legend for tens of thousands of years.

The light like the warm sun flickered on the Spear of Bigong, shining on every descendant of Sanguinius.

The descendants of Sanguinius in the hall exclaimed in surprise. They couldn't imagine that this spear would appear here.

Rafen, a soldier of the Sixth Company of the Blood Angels, retrieved this sacred weapon, which involved betrayal, civil strife, deception by the Great Demon Tzeentch, and fratricide.
The traitorous Inquisitor Remis Stel used conspiracy and trickery to corrupt Rafen's brother Arkio by Malfarax, the Great Demon of Tzeentch. Arkio instantly turned into the appearance of Sanguinius and was able to awaken the Spear of Pythagoras.

Under the manipulation of Chaos Inquisitors and Tzeentch Daemons, some Battle Brothers even began to believe that Arkio was the reincarnation of Sanguinius.
Fortunately, Dante still remembered the Horus Heresy and was wary of the so-called reincarnation and resurrection of the Primarch, so he sent Mephiston to investigate.

Mephiston sensed the Chaos energies in Arkio and agreed to let Rafen kill his brother himself.

The Spear of Bigon was eventually brought back to Baal and stored in the tomb of Sanguinius.

This matter was only known to the Blood Angels themselves.

Dante thought that it was time to bring the Spear of Bigong back to the world, so he temporarily took the spear out of the tomb and showed it to his brothers in the regiment.

This spear, forged by the Emperor himself and used by Sanguinius, really shocked the descendants of Sanguinius.

Even the most corrupted Blood Knight Chapter Master, Yoel, was strongly shocked. He let out a short cry and then lowered his head. The anger and hunger in his body seemed to have subsided by half.
Dante gently placed his finger on his forehead. On the golden mask of Sanguinius he was wearing, there was a small crystal containing a drop of Sanguinius' blood.

Dante knew that these ancient relics might awaken their glory, shake their hearts, and make them not afraid of death.

But unless Sanguinius is resurrected, it will take Dante's eloquence, prestige and political skills to unite them.

Dante took a step forward and walked onto the podium in the council hall.

　I read some of the novels in the Rafen series. The comment is that even after 10,000 years, Tzeentch still only knows this trick.
　　
　
(End of this chapter)