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Chapter 302 Xigaoqi! Let me see your limits!

A dry smile appeared on Xi Gaoqi's lips.
Hearing Zhou Yun's tone of voice, which sounded like compliments and praises, but was full of mockery and ridicule, His clown face twitched uncontrollably.

How did he get into the Black Library?
Oh, yes, any door!
After watching a few episodes of Doraemon, Xi Gaoqi already knew about the existence of the Anywhere Door.

Although he still doesn't know the specific principles or limitations, he already knows the general functions.

It was just that Xi Gaoqi instinctively believed in the safety of the Black Library and did not consider that the Anywhere Door could lead directly into it.
"Hearing your words, I, Xi Gaoqi, felt a surge of warmth in my heart. I almost thought that my beloved Eldar Empire was as long as my life."

Xi Gaoqi slowly saluted Zhou Yun, his tone full of sarcasm:

"I wonder if you visit my humble little sanctuary and library just to mock a poor, lonely old god like me?"

"It was just an attempt, a small trick." Zhou Yun said with a smile: "I never thought that the God of Tricks of the Spirit Clan would fall for my trick."

"Let the loyal Hilandri Veilwalker show me the way to this black library."

Hilandri Curtain Walker, who was standing aside with an embarrassed look on her face, widened her eyes and took a breath of cold air when she heard this.

Xi Gaoqi's eyes also fell on Xilandli Curtain Walker.

The clown shadow prophet waved his hands hastily, trying to make his tangled tongue move to explain it all.
But Zhou Yun spoke faster than Xilandli Curtain Walker.
"Of course, Lord Xi Gaoqi does not need to doubt the sincerity of Xilandri Curtain Walker."

Zhou Yun looked at the clown with the mirror and nodded and smiled at her.

Hilandri Curtain Walker was slightly stunned, not understanding why Zhou Yun suddenly spoke for her.

"It's just like she said. You, Xi Gaoqi, are the only sun in her heart."

"It's just that sunset is a law of nature, and no one can stop it."

"She probably understands that how can she manage the spirit race if she only follows you, a god?"

Zhou Yun continued to speak with a smile.

Hilandri Curtain Walker suddenly felt a chill.
She learned the phrase "There is only one sun in my heart" from Zhou Yun.
But how did Zhou Yun know that she had just said this to Xi Gaoqi? Was he watching?

Thinking of this, Hilandri Curtain Walker couldn't help but take a breath.
Based on her understanding of Zhou Yun, it was impossible that she really led him here.

Hilandri Curtain Walker also noticed the gaze that Xi Gaoqi was casting towards her.
Looking at Xi Gaoqi's twitching eyes and clenched fists, Hilandri Curtain Walker just let out a few awkward laughs.

She was sweating profusely, and she felt like she was being roasted on fire.
Xi Gaoqi withdrew his gaze from Xilandri Veilwalker and turned his attention back to Zhou Yun and Sanguinius.

"But aren't you two a little too confident to break into my house without permission?"

Xi Gaoqi lowered his voice and asked:
"Although I am only a clown, I am still the god of deception and trickery of the Eldar, the great clown and the great fool, the laughter of the deceitful star god."

As he spoke, Xi Gaoqi's body suddenly grew larger.

The face made up of an eagle's hook and a pointed forehead became as huge as a crescent moon, floating in the sky above the black library. The clown costume made up of flowing colored ink seemed to have turned into a sky made up of a rainbow.
Divinity, majestic divinity gushed out from Xi Gaoqi's body
"For hundreds of millions of years, the Eldar's faith in me has been accumulating. Even if I am dormant in this library, I am still a member of the Eldar Pantheon! The descendant of the Emperor of Mankind and the God of Death of Mankind, don't underestimate me!"

Xigaoqi! Show us your acting talent! Think about how you tricked the outsiders back then!

Xi Gaoqi roared at himself in his heart,

The Eldar Pantheon has been worshipped for many years, but Sigourchi himself can only be considered a niche figure in the Pantheon.
Moreover, on the eve of the fall of the Eldar Empire, most of the Eldar had even abandoned their faith in the Pantheon.

Among the gods of the Eldar, Sigourchi's responsibilities are to talk, inspire the creativity of the Eldar, deceive people, and make jokes.

Fighting is Kane's thing!

If it was Robert Guilliman who came, Xi Gaoqi would still have some confidence.

But Sanguinius, the second most important figure in the human faith, the heir of the Emperor of Mankind, and who knows what the Emperor stuffed into their bodies when he forged the Primarchs, and Sanguinius has obviously fully accepted his own warp aspect.
Xi Gaoqi's intuition told him that he could not defeat Sanguinius.

What's more, Zhou Yun was beside Sanguinius. How many props with bizarre effects did he have in his pocket? Xi Gaoqi didn't dare to imagine.

So he made a quick judgment.

He wanted to bluff and fool the two people in front of him.
Pretend! This is one of the three tips that have kept Xi Gaoqi intact in the Galaxy for so many years since the War in Heaven. You have to pretend, maintain a sense of mystery, and fool people. This is the trick of the clown trick.
Besides, this is the Black Library, and he is the main performer, so he will definitely be able to trick them,
Xigaoqi! Unleash your performance potential! You are the clown god!
Asuryan! Lilith! Hawke! Val! Kurnos! Moiraine-Hage!

Protect me with your will, which I don’t know whether it still exists in Slaanesh’s belly!
In order to show his majesty, Xi Gaoqi lowered his huge body and lowered his crescent-shaped clown face in front of Zhou Yun.
"You actually came to me with only this fragile physical body. You are so confident."

"I have to hold my breath to avoid accidentally hurting your precious body——————Hmm?"

Before Xi Gaoqi could finish his words, Zhou Yun suddenly pointed to the door at the side.

"Do you see that door?" Zhou Yun asked sincerely.

Xi Gaoqi looked at Zhou Yun blankly.

"I asked you if you saw that door?" Zhou Yun raised his voice and asked.

Xi Gaoqi nodded quickly.

"it is good."

Zhou Yun smiled brilliantly again, put his hand on the door, looked at Xi Gaoqi and asked:
"What do you think would happen if I opened a door that connects the Chamber of Slaanesh to the Black Library?"

Open a door that connects Slaanesh's chambers to the Black Library
Connecting the Chamber of Slaanesh and the Black Library
The Chamber of Slaanesh
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"father!"

Xigaole's figure suddenly shrank, and he slammed his knees on the ground, kneeling in front of Zhou Yun:

"Did I see things just now? How come you look so much like my father whom I have never met?"

"Do you still have the blood of the ancient saints? Why do I feel so kind to you?"

"Come on, Dad, let me, Sigochi, show you a show - can we take our hands off the door first?"

This is the second of the three lessons that Xi Gaoqi has learned from the Battle of Heaven to now.

Kane didn't listen to his advice back then and rushed directly towards Khorne and Slaanesh who were fighting each other. Now he can't even put together a complete battle.

As for words like shame, lack of honor, and lack of integrity, Xi Gaoqi, as a clown god, has no psychological burden about this.

It's a trick! Zhou Yun looked at Xi Gaoqi kneeling on the ground. Although his expression did not change, he felt a little relieved in his heart.

Of course he would not open the door to Slaanesh's chambers, nor could he open it, as he did not have a map of Slaanesh's chambers.

This was just to appease Xi Gaoqi, and with the performance ability given by the hot stage clapperboard and the robot director, Zhou Yun succeeded.

In Zhou Yun's memory of his previous life, Xigaoqi had always been a mysterious existence. There was very little information about him, and his strength was also a mystery.

In order to prevent any accidents, Zhou Yun specifically called Sanguinius to prevent himself from even having the chance to coax Xi Gaoqi with the Anywhere Door.
Of course, Zhou Yun also had some doubts. Maybe Xigaoqi just wanted to coax him.
It's just that Xigaoqi has no idea about Zhou Yun's upper limit, but Zhou Yun knows Xigaoqi's upper limit very well.
"Don't kneel, get up." Zhou Yun reached out his hand to support Xi Gaoqi who was kneeling on the ground, and said sincerely: "Look, what's going on? I just mean well, you misunderstood."

"I think you are too miserable. The gods of the Eldar are either dead or disabled. The only remaining ones are Liisa and you have no connection, Cain is even more broken than Magnus, and Inad gave birth to half Kapil. Normally, a selfie of yours is considered a family portrait of the gods."

"I feel sad for you, so I plan to invite the young and beautiful Eldar goddess Slaanesh to get together with you and take a family photo for the two of you."

"Oh my, you are so kind!" Xi Gaoqi waved his hands to refuse: "I appreciate your kindness, if you have anything to say, just tell me, I want to repay your kindness."

When Xigaoqi spoke, he specifically emphasized the word "good intentions".

"Let me see the web map first." Zhou Yun stretched out his hand directly towards Xigaoqi.

Xi Gaoqi's expression was tense, and the pale muscles on his face bulged. But looking at Zhou Yun's hand on the Anywhere Door, he took a deep breath and shouted to Hilandri Curtain Walker who was standing next to Zhou Yun:
"Why don't you go get the "Map of Purgatory" for my dear father Zhou Yun?"

Hilandri Curtain Walker cried out, then hurried into the Black Library, holding a heavy book and coming to Zhou Yun.

The cover of this book is made of heavy metal, and there are three solid buckles on the spine that connect to a set of complex equipment. The equipment on the spine vibrates slightly, and in Zhou Yun's hand it is like a metal heart.
"Map of Purgatory", a map of the web.
Zhou Yun was a little surprised. He didn't expect that the web map Xi Gaoqi took out was this one.
In his impression, the book should have been taken away by Emperor Inquisitor Chevak.

Zhou Yun took the big book from Xilandli Curtain Walker's hand. He did not open it, but stuffed it into his four-dimensional pocket.

[Item name: Picture of Purgatory (fake)]
(End of this chapter)