I'm in Warhammer, please don't praise Doraemon

Chapter 309 A bunch of bacteria of unknown significance
Greylina stared at the sacraments that appeared before her.
As a former noble, she could tell that this holy meal called Dorayaki was made from natural refined flour, and it naturally had a wheat aroma, a smell that Greylina had only smelled when tasting those luxurious delicacies and in the rice fields of the Garden World.

In addition to this flavor, Dorayaki also exudes a wonderful sweetness. It is not the monotonous and greasy sweetness brought by industrially produced sugars, but a natural sweetness mixed with the aroma of some beans. You can also vaguely smell the mellow aroma of dairy products.
Greylina's throat slightly secreted saliva, attracted by the aroma.

But at the same time, Greylina was a little hesitant.
The so-called Holy Communion must not be food for a few people, but is shared by every believer.

If the sacrament is made from such precious ingredients, it would be difficult to produce it in large quantities and share it with all believers.

But as if seeing through Greylina's heart, the sacred figure slowly spoke:
"This tablecloth is my prop. Whenever I need communion and silently say Dorayaki in my heart, I can create Dorayaki by just waving it."

"I am the Eternal Dragon, the ruler of hunger. I hate the hunger of all living things as much as I hate my own hunger."

"But you shall celebrate the sacrament once every twenty-two days, and each time you shall eat until you are seventy percent full; any more is extravagant."

Change less! Change less!

Zhou Yun roared in his heart,

The exchanged Dorayaki was all his money! Although Zhou Yun could limit the food tablecloth to only exchange Dorayaki, and the price of Dorayaki was not expensive, but a little bit of money would eventually add up to a lot.
If the goods sent by Guilliman had not been converted into billions of funds, Zhou Yun would not have dared to spend so much.
His mentality was really numb now, and Sanguinius urged him to show his spirit several times to guide his faith.
But Zhou Yun felt embarrassed and awkward.

So Sanguinius silently handed Zhou Yun two books and told him to do as the two books said.

One is the "Sacred Words" written by Lorgar to record the words and deeds of the Empire, and the other is a scripture that records the words and deeds of the Son of Ancient Terra. Well, according to the analysis and judgment of Sanguinius, Zhou Yun and Guilliman, the Son of God is probably the Emperor's vest.

In other words, let Zhou Yun learn from what the emperor did.

After Zhou Yun finished reading these two books, he felt completely lost.

I can only say that Luojia and Dihuang, father and son, are really good at religion.

The Emperor had already played Lorgar's trick thirty thousand years ago.
He picked and chose from them, made some minor changes, and turned them into his own doctrine.
But Zhou Yun now feels that his experience is still shallow.
The emperor chose cheap unleavened bread for the Eucharist, which was really a life-like thing. He even treated his guests to five barley cakes and fish from a street kid for free, and he didn't even waste the crumbs after eating them.
In comparison, choosing Dorayaki by yourself is still too luxurious.

Greylina had no idea what was going on in Zhou Yun's mind. She was just shocked by the miracle he displayed.

"Also, this is my blood."

Zhou Yun whispered softly, and took out a glass petri dish from his four-dimensional pocket.

He bent down gently and picked up a fallen leaf from the ground. He put the leaf into the petri dish, and it decomposed instantly into an orange-yellow liquid.

Zhou Yun handed the petri dish to Greylina and asked her to taste it.
Greylina stretched out her finger blankly, gently dipped a little in the petri dish, and put it in her mouth.

A burst of sweetness splashed between her lips and teeth. She couldn't imagine that this liquid was made from the most ordinary fallen leaves.

[Item name: Leaf-decomposing bacteria]
[Origin: Macragge]
[Production time: 999.M41]
[Function: Bacteria that can decompose all plant leaves and form sweet juice. Designed and produced by Nobita Nobi through the Bacteria Maker, and saved as one of the default settings of the Bacteria Maker.]
[Value: 196 yuan]
"This is my blood, my share of the power to digest and devour everything. It can break down all fallen leaves into juice. The resulting liquid is my sacrament along with the Dorayaki."

The main reason is that this has no cost and is rich in sugar, which can provide a lot of satiety and make believers full quickly, so that Zhou Yun can save more money.

Zhou Yun's heart twitched as he thought,

He even began to think that only juice produced by this bacteria should be used for communion from the beginning.

But Sanguinius suggested that the communion and rituals that Zhou Yun weaved should be related to Doraemon. He sighed in his heart, and then handed a bag of bread with words printed on it to Greylina.

"This is the bread of memory. It records the rituals and hymns of worshiping me. You will remember them after you take it."

"You may only perform the sacrifice according to this ritual and praise me with this sacred song. You may not do anything else."

"Anyone who violates this is worshipping its image."

"I also have three prophets. The first is Reina, she is the original believer and the commander of Cadia. The second is Belisarius Cawl, he is the great sage of the Adeptus Mechanicus and the most virtuous of my believers. The third is Inquisitor Greyfax. She was originally an unbeliever, but converted after seeing me perform miracles."

"If you have doubts about faith, you must seek permission from one of these three."

Zhou Yun solemnly declared to the believers in front of him,

This is to prevent these believers from going astray in their faith. All religious issues must be reviewed by Reina, Belisarius Cawl, and Greyfax.
Lena is most familiar with Zhou Yun, knows Zhou Yun's thoughts, and her subspace resistance is very strong.
The great sage is virtuous and wise, and is best able to prevent these beliefs from going astray.
As an Inquisitor, Greyfax is best at discovering hidden corruption within the Faith.

Greylina's eyes lit up slightly.
It turns out that Ms. Greyfax is the prophet of the Saint Doraemon Sect. No wonder she stands on the side of the Saint Doraemon Sect!
She held the memory bread in her hands and devoutly uttered twenty-two prayers to the sacred voice, her eyes almost filled with tears.

"Finally, I am not a god." A sacred voice sounded in front of Greylina.

Greylina was stunned for a moment, then she looked up blankly, only to see that the sacred figure had disappeared from the spot.
"finally."

In the middle of the night, after touring the twenty-two temples that worshipped him, Zhou Yun leaned against a wall of the Hera Fortress, sweating profusely, his face full of tears.
Accepting faith was too embarrassing for him. If it weren't for Sanguinius's urging, Zhou Yun really didn't want to do this.
However, this seems to actually work,

After completing the manifestation of these twenty-two temples, Zhou Yun miraculously discovered that his power in the three realms of the subspace was increasing little by little.

His own body and Fat Tiger's body are slowly getting stronger. This is probably the effect of faith.

After hesitating for a while, Zhou Yun took out a set of machines from his four-dimensional pocket.
This is a large orange-yellow machine with various dials all over it and a small cabinet on the side.

[Item name: Unplanned bacteria generator (with a lamp to kill useless bacteria)]
[Origin: Earth in the 22nd Century - Future Department Store]
[Production time: 231.M3]
[Function: A machine that can produce any bacteria. The functions of the bacteria produced are infinite, but the effects are completely random and may not necessarily have any effect. The produced bacteria can be eliminated using the lamp that eliminates useless bacteria as a gift.]
[Rental price: 177, 777, 777/10 times]
[Status: Used five times]
[Item name: Lamp that kills useless bacteria]
[Origin: Earth in the 22nd Century - Future Department Store]
[Production time: 231.M3]
[Function: A gift from the random bacteria-making machine. Just shine the light on it to eliminate any kind of bacteria.]
[Price: Freebie]
The item "Random Bacteria Generator" worth 170 million can only be used ten times. Zhou Yun called it a high-end Nurgle experience card.
It is possible to create bacteria with different effects ten times, but the effects are completely metaphysical.

Except for the first time when Zhou Yun experimentally created the default "leaf-decomposing bacteria", Zhou Yun drew bacteria that seemed completely useless the other four times.
"Bacteria that can make a person grow 2 cm of hair", "Bacteria that stick to the stomach will cause diarrhea for a whole day", "Bacteria that will make you want to drink water for a day after being poked", "Bacteria that can wake a person up for an hour from sleep",
They are all meaningless things. Zhou Yun hopes to extract something useful this time.

He casually turned the joystick on the bacteria-making machine and clicked the production button. The machine made a few buzzing sounds, and then the cabinet on the side opened, revealing a group of bacteria sealed in a culture dish.

Zhou Yun stuffed the bacteria into the four-dimensional pocket.
[Item name: Bacteria that can eat the knowledge in the book]
[Origin: Macragge]
[Production time: 999.M41]
[Function: Bacteria that can eat the knowledge in a book. Books infected with this bacteria will have their knowledge digested and decomposed into a bunch of meaningless gibberish.]
[Value: 336 yuan]
Zhou Yun's expression twitched slightly.

It's still a bacterium of unknown significance.

Can eat knowledge, but only in books, and can only eat one book at a time.
This effect is really a bit too unclear.

He shook his head, thinking that faith could also increase his luck.

Forget it. Anyway, the purpose of exchanging this item was to get the "lamp that kills useless bacteria" as a gift. Zhou Yun thought that the chance to draw bacteria ten times was a real gift.

After all, the "Lamp that Kills Useless Bacteria" can kill any bacteria, which means that the bacteria cultivated by Nurgle will become ineffective. Unfortunately, it has no effect on viruses.
Zhou Yun sighed and stuffed all the props into his four-dimensional pocket. He still had one thing to do.

The Astartes Chapter that Guilliman wishes he could meet
Sigismund's successor, Rogal Dorn's descendant, Black Templar
(End of this chapter)