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Chapter 461: Rat Extermination: Yuan Rebate for Good Reviews
"Dang, dang, dang!!! Earth-destroying bomb!!"

A voice came from the wooden door, and a round hand stretched out, holding an aerial bomb about the size of a small promethium can. The shell was dark green and French black, and it seemed to be made of enameled aluminum alloy and had a round tail.

Earth destroying bomb?

Erebas, who saw this scene through the ceremony that connected the entire planet, was stunned for a moment. His brain hidden in the engraved bald head could not understand the meaning of this gift for a moment.

But the round hand had already thrown the bomb towards the ground. The round warhead pushed the air away and slammed heavily on the ground, pushing away the soil and piercing diagonally into the muddy land, like a thick sword inserted into the planet Heroesima.

Then, Yuan retreated his hand back into the wooden door, slammed it shut, and then disappeared into thin air along with the wooden door, as if he had never existed.

Only the bomb stuck in the muddy ground proved that what Erebus had just seen was not an illusion.
Hot air, scalding hot air gushed out from the tail of the bomb, exploded into boiling steam, spread out in all directions, and burned the air on the planet.

"Thank you very much for purchasing the "Earth Destruction Bomb Produced by Future Department Store". Your recognition is the motivation for us to provide quality service."

"This tool is dedicated to completely, cleanly and without leaving any traces of rats. It has received more than 20,000 positive reviews in the 22nd century and has solved the rat problem for countless families."

"There is a discount going on now, give a five yuan cashback for a good review."

A voice came from the bomb, speaking words that Erebus could not understand.

"This bomb will start killing rats after counting to five. Please hide in a safe place as soon as possible to avoid being accidentally injured by this bomb."

Erebus took a deep breath. Although he didn't understand what this request was, he had to stop this bomb quickly -

"five."

"Rat extermination is about catching rats off guard. If you are accidentally injured, please buy the doctor's briefcase produced by the Future Department Store."

Hey?
A scorching light exploded on the horizon, like a star rising from the earth, piercing the atmosphere in the blink of an eye, gushing into the void, and turning into a wave of light and heat that began to spread to the entire planet.

The sky, which was interwoven with red, green, blue, and purple, was set on fire by the fire of rat extermination. Under the rolling heat wave, the crystal maze was burned up in the blink of an eye. The bird-headed monster that housed a large number of Tzeentch demons was turned into ashes in the sea of ​​fire before it could resist. Millions of Tzeentch demons wailed and cried.

The mushroom-like Nurgle beasts in the forest continuously released spores into the air. These spores grew out of the ground and transformed into huge mushrooms, trying to block the fire rising from the far end of the earth and igniting the divine fire of heaven and earth. However, it was ultimately a mantis trying to stop a chariot. In the fire of exterminating rats, all life turned into ashes and disappeared.
In the extravagant palace, the creature with the head of a bull and the body of a snake held a poisoned wine cup, twisted its body, and followed the primitive and frenzied hunger and desire to stand at the highest point of the castle. Everything in the sky was burned by the raging fire, as if a star was kissing the world. The Slaanesh monster opened its arms and bathed in the raging fire, enjoying the pain and pleasure of being burned to ashes.
Fire, light, and heat are the final themes of this planet. Rocks melt, continents collapse, oceans boil, the crust is peeled off layer by layer, the mantle is thrown into the void, and the core is submerged by an explosion hotter than itself.
Erebus let out a howl of terror.
Rat eradication, this is just rat eradication,
The sound of the earth-destroying bomb before it exploded still echoed in Erebus's ears.

How can this be just rat extermination? Or rat extermination with cashback for positive reviews? !
Such an explosion could not be matched even by the earth-shattering blast that destroyed Cadia.
He spent a lot of effort, spent thousands of years of accumulation, fulfilled many promises of the gods, consumed a large number of sacrifices, and forged the killing field, but it was destroyed just like that.
Fragile, so vulnerable,
A malicious stinging pain came from Erebus's leg, as if his thigh was stabbed by thousands of sharp blades. He let out a sharp wail, but his will suddenly cleared up.

The ceremonial dagger made from the blade of the enemy that had committed the first murder of mankind and killed Horus pierced Erebus' thigh.
The ancient artifact restored Erebus's sanity. He realized that he could not be buried with the planet.
No, absolutely not.
Erebus hurried to the side of the nearest Khorne beast and drew the ritual dagger from his waist, praying that this ancient magic weapon could protect his life.

Then, in the next second, fire engulfed the whole world.

A few minutes later, the Lord of Light sailed out of the webway, floating in this dark galaxy, looking down at the burning fire.

Such a powerful explosion directly and completely destroyed the planet that was corrupted by Erebus. There was almost no solid component left on it. Everything was melted and burned into ions or gases, turning into a ball of raging fire floating in the void and constantly cooling in the cold vacuum.

But it will probably take a long process for it to truly cool down, so long that it will only solidify again when life has even forgotten about the planet.

From the porthole of the Lord of Light, Kahn quietly looked at the broken and completely destroyed planet.

He clenched the axe in his hand, his expression twisted with anger, becoming extremely terrifying.

"It escaped, that Erebus."

Kahn whispered, no emotion in his voice.

"How could he survive such a devastating blow?" Titus, who was standing next to Kahn, was horrified.

In his hand he held a chainsaw sword with the Blood Angels' mark. This chainsaw sword was given to Titus by Dante, the real Lord of Bhaal (conferred by Sanguinius), Vice Regent of the Dark Side of the Empire (conferred by Guilliman), and Chapter Master of the Blood Angels, after they entered the Dark Side of the Empire.

The name of this chainsaw is the Innocent, after the Blood Knights Chapter Captain Jor who died on Baal I.
In the battle between the Blood Knight and the Zerg and Angrath, the chief demon of Khorne, only one of them survived, and this chainsaw sword was broken in the battle.
Dante ordered the chainsaw sword to be reforged, and Sanguinius dripped his own blood into it during the reforging process. After the reforging was completed, Dante listed it as a holy relic of the Blood Angels, and changed the name of the chainsaw sword from the Redeemer to the Innocent.
Because the Blood Knights have proven their loyalty on Baal I, atoned for all their sins, rejected Khorne's temptation, and walked towards destruction with dignity as human beings. Their souls are now innocent.

"But this Chainsword still yearns to fight for Mankind, for the Emperor, for Sanguinius," Dante said as he gave the Chainsword to Titus. "Wear it for Jhor."

Titus could feel the burning, crazy, and terrifying machine soul in the sword. Many people had tried to pick up this sword, but without exception, they could not bear the fear brought by the machine soul itself.
Everyone who picks up this sword will see their flesh and blood deformed, reduced to a mutant monster, afraid to take off their helmets, unable to suppress their bloodlust, and be declared a traitor by the Empire.

Faced with this future, can you remain loyal? Can you remain courageous? Can you still fight for the Emperor?
The chainsaw would ask this question, awakening the fear deep in people's hearts.
Those who cannot face this illusion, who are afraid of it, or who simply cannot remain loyal to it, will not be able to wield this chainsaw.

But Titus has no fear, he is perfect for this chainsword.

As for why not pick one from the Ultramarines' Reliquary. The Ultramarines' Reliquary is a bit shabby now.

"It's not that he withstood such a blow." Kahn whispered: "Erebus ran away like a rat."

"Run away?" This made Titus frown.

"It's a ritual dagger." Zhou Yun, who was sitting on the command throne and staring at the planet, said softly, "It's a divine weapon forged by Erebus using the Enemy Blade."

"That weapon slew the Emperor's father, committing Mankind's first murder."

"That weapon also killed Horus and corrupted him into a puppet of Chaos."

"After that, Erebus used the ancient secrets of the Temple of Daven to break the obsidian blade into eight pieces and forged them into eight ritual daggers."

"One of them was obtained by the Emperor, reforged, and used to kill Horus."

"Having participated in so many murders, the dagger has accumulated unparalleled power. It has the ability to protect the soul of the user, corrupt the greatest heroes, and even cut through the veil of reality and manipulate the fabric of reality itself."

"Erebus escaped with a ritual dagger."

This was completely within Zhou Yun's expectations.
He dropped this Earth-destroying bomb simply because he didn't want to set foot on this planet that was obviously filled with a lot of blasphemous things.

Zhou Yun had no intention of stepping into the trap prepared by Erebus in advance. He wanted to take the initiative into his own hands.

So Zhou Yun threw out the earth-destroying bomb that he had been storing in his pocket but had never used.
Of course, another reason is that he had exchanged the earth-destroying bomb long ago, but Zhou Yun had never found a suitable opportunity to throw it.
This is a rare opportunity, so of course I have to use it.

Zhou Yun moved his hand slightly and took out the searching stick from his four-dimensional pocket.
"Let me see where Erebus has escaped to?"

Conqueror, a crack appeared in reality, Erebus rolled out of it, gasping for breath, and fell to the ground.

The Khorne monster he created also emerged. It was much smaller in size, and its body was covered with horrible burns.

Erebus also had similar scars on his body.

It seemed that the giant beast protected Erebus for a brief moment, allowing Erebus to find an opportunity to teleport away using the ritual blade.

"This is my accumulation of ten thousand years!!! Most of my property!!!"

Erebus howled in pain. All his accumulation as the Hand of Fate for ten thousand years was piled up on that planet.
But that person, who was still confined in a mortal body and clearly resisted becoming a god like the emperor of the past, was still able to destroy all those easily.
This forced him to leave the planet Herosima urgently, and he could not go to Luther in order to avoid directing Saint Doraemon's wrath towards Luther too early. He could only come to the help promised by the Blood God - that is, the Glorious Queen-class battleship Conqueror.

Then he heard a noise coming from the Conqueror.

(End of this chapter)