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Chapter 54 Cod Festival Cod God Bass Offering Bass Seat
Chapter 54 Cod Festival Cod God Bass Offering Bass Seat
"My dear friends, could you spare me a few minutes of your time?"
"Please allow me to introduce you to our Heavenly Father and Savior, the Merciful Four-Armed God Emperor."
The woman in the purple robe smiled devoutly and gently, and said with her arms folded in anticipation.
Her bald head shone slightly under the light of the light bulbs hanging between the pipes, and you could vaguely see some traces of what looked like keratin plate-like protrusions.
He actually came to my door himself.
Zhou Yun, who was still thinking about how to find the Genestealer Sect, was stunned for a moment.
That's right. Although the Genestealers have many inhuman marks on their bodies, they are not very conspicuous in the Bottom Nest where mutants gather.
What's more, Augustus Flax even gave up the management of the lower nest, let alone the bottom nest?
Genestealers have little need to hide themselves here and can spread their blasphemous teachings and genetic pollution with ease.
Zhou Yun smiled and looked at the woman in front of him: "I didn't expect that in the bottom nest, there are also people who devoutly believe in the emperor."
As he spoke, Zhou Yun looked at the hand-painted statue hanging on the wall next to him:
"But your emperor seems a little different."
"We have seen the Emperor's true face in the stars."
The woman bowed her head devoutly and said to Zhou Yun:
"The Emperor is merciful, but heretics have tampered with his intentions, such as cutting off the Emperor's arms from the statue."
"The Emperor was born with four arms to embrace all living things, no matter how deformed or deformed, rich or poor, noble or humble."
"Unblessed fools have believed in the false emperor of arms, and have received only oppression, toil, and pain."
"Blessed are those who worship the Four-Armed Emperor of Mercy, and have two ears to hear the song of the stars as one."
As she spoke, the woman pointed her finger around:
"Those who believe in it can unite as one even in the bottom nest, enjoying happiness and joy, just like one family and one blood."
"Those who do not believe will become disunited even in the Upper Nest, attacking each other like blood-hating enemies."
"If you respect the Four-Armed Divine Emperor and coexist with our people, you can stay here for a long time. You are my family and blood relative."
"If you don't believe, then leave. We only give family love to people of the same ethnic group."
As she spoke, the woman took a step back and waited for Zhou Yun's response.
Zhou Yun pretended to be pious and made a prayer gesture.
"You know, I have always been a devout believer of the Emperor."
"But the Emperor I believe in is different from you."
"The hypocrisy of the Two-Armed Emperor is rampant among the fools. It is not your fault that you believe in false doctrines."
The woman thought that Zhou Yun believed in the two-armed emperor, which was the version believed in by the state religion.
"The Emperor I believe in has six arms and four legs, each of which has its own unique features and skills. His divine power and psychic abilities are astonishing, and his secret moves bring unexpected surprises to the warp!"
Zhou Yun placed his hand on his chest devoutly and said:
"The first arm is a lie detector that can make the Lord of Change honest, and only the truth will come out of the bird's mouth."
"The second arm is soap and detergent, which can make the corrupted plague god clean and make his swollen body emit a minty scent."
"The third arm is the legendary Eagle's Hand, which can make the Dark Prince unbearable and quit masturbation on the spot."
"The fourth arm is a perch and a cod. The cod is offered to the cod god, and the perch is offered to the perch seat."
Zhou Yun completely ignored the horrified expressions on the woman and Jeanna's faces and continued to speak:
"The fifth arm is a screwdriver that can dismantle all of Vashtor's mechanical creations."
"The sixth arm is Nangong Wenya's hand, which can make Brother Gaomao love peace."
"The Emperor's four thighs are even stronger!"
Zhou Yun became more and more excited as he spoke, and the residents around him looked at him with horror.
"The first leg, kicking the Devourer's butt hard, can cause the Tyranids to suffer from anorexia."
"The second leg, kicking the Tau tribe's ass hard, will make the Greater Good flourish."
"The third leg, if you kick the Eldar's butt hard, will cause the Eldar's death god Inad to be born on the spot."
"The fourth leg, kick Abaddon's ass hard, and the Chaos Warmaster will swear allegiance to him." Zhou Yun couldn't help but open his arms and said loudly:
"Great, the Six-Armed Emperor!"
"Six-Armed Emperor! Yes! Yes!"
"Get out of our gathering place!!!"
The purple-robed woman standing in front of Zhou Yun interrupted him sharply.
The woman made a gesture with her fingers to drive away evil spirits, and looked at Zhou Yun with disgust and horror:
"heresy!"
"Blasphemy!"
"Get out of our gathering place with your filthy teachings!"
The other residents in the gathering point showed similar expressions, and they looked at Zhou Yun as if they were looking at something extremely dirty, filthy and blasphemous.
Zhou Yun suspected that if he stayed any longer, they would throw garbage at him.
"What a pity."
Zhou Yun sighed and said with a sad face:
"You would rather believe in the false faith of four arms than accept the true faith of six arms!"
As he spoke, Zhou Yun grabbed Jeanna, who also had a fearful look on her face, and walked out of the gathering point.
He turned his head somewhat unwillingly and said to the woman:
"Did you know? The Emperor actually has more than six arms and four legs. He also has two——————"
"Get out!!!! Leave now!!!"
The woman made several gestures to drive away evil spirits.
Zhou Yun shook his head, passed through this gathering point built between the pipes, and truly entered the wild area of the bottom nest.
Jeanna stared at Zhou Yun with her eyes wide open like a deer, with some fear.
She seemed to be frightened by Zhou Yun's blasphemous words.
What the emperor has six arms, the emperor has four legs, the emperor has two.
This is more than just blasphemy; it's describing the Emperor as some kind of alien creature.
What Zhou Yun was thinking about was these gene thieves. Are they so gentle?
They don't seem to be very aggressive.
He preferred to use deception rather than coercion to gain people's faith in the Four-Armed Emperor, and was eventually corrupted by Genestealers.
It seems that this gathering point is just a peripheral force of the Genestealers.
It is possible that no useful information can be obtained from this gathering point.
Zhou Yun looked at the intricate roads in front of him among the abandoned pipes in the hive.
These roads are either opened between pipelines or directly through pipelines.
It's so complicated that it makes your scalp tingle, like a series of intertwined mazes.
On the way here, the old boatman also reminded Zhou Yun and Jeanna,
Many newcomers who have just entered the bottom nest will get lost in these complicated roads.
Eventually, they would stray into places they shouldn't be in, or simply starve to death in the pipes.
The old boatman also said seriously that there were some lost people in the pipes at the bottom of the hive city who would wander there forever, looking for an exit.
"Sounds like Chakotai's experience," the winged figure in the white light complained.
Zhou Yun remained calm and pulled Jeanna to him.
"Use your miraculous ability of foresight to help me see which way to go."
(End of this chapter)
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