The virtual empire starts from the game
Chapter 683 Scumbags and scumbags deserve this calamity!
Chapter 683 Scumbags, they deserve this calamity!
After patching up the wound, Fang Qinian couldn't wait to go and have sex with his mistress.
The two had been together for less than three months, and were in the midst of their passionate affair.
But in reality, opportunities to meet are few and far between, so they can only meet secretly in the virtual world to ease the pain of longing.
However, in the virtual world, there are restrictions on sexual activity, so it's impossible to actually have sex. No matter how hard you try to be intimate, it's just a superficial attempt.
Not only could they not satisfy each other, but their desire for one another grew stronger and stronger, and the flames in their hearts burned ever more intensely.
Now that Xu Meng has finally been freed from the restrictions, how could they possibly contain their excitement?
After meeting at the hotel in Mansheng Metropolis, the two kissed without even exchanging a greeting.
Two burning bodies embraced tightly!
Next came the scene of clothes flying everywhere, with torn shirts and stockings scattered all over the floor, stretching from the doorway all the way to the head of the bed.
Both of them were so excited that they could hardly contain themselves.
The start of this battle was even more exciting and intense than when they had an affair in person.
But a few minutes later, just as Fang Qinian was embracing his lover and working hard, his lover's face was suddenly covered by another familiar face.
That's his wife's face.
Upon suddenly seeing that face, Fang Qinian froze instantly, his soul nearly leaving his body!
He didn't snap out of his daze until his lover pinched his shoulder in annoyance.
This wasn't a change of heart; his wife had simply requested a video call.
This……
He dialed the call request, looked at his lover in front of him, who was deeply in love, and broke out in a cold sweat.
Can I answer the video call now?
Of course not!
But what's the reason?
You say you didn't see it?
Stop talking nonsense! This isn't a phone call, so you can't use the excuse of not having your phone with you.
Especially after he set all of his wife's call requests to "special attention" under her supervision, how could he not see these calls that would immediately appear on his face no matter what he was doing?
Think! Think, you stupid thing!
Fang Qinian was so anxious that he kept slapping his forehead.
His lover, unaware of what had happened and wondering why he had suddenly stopped moving, gave a soft groan and shrugged her hips in a gesture of urging him on.
Fang Qinian felt weak all over and was no longer in the mood for anything!
He hurriedly got out of bed, picked up his shirt from the floor, and put it on while saying, "Quiet down for a second, my wife is on video call!"
The lover lay sprawled on the bed, her face contorted in a grimace.
He didn't care anymore, he rushed into the bathroom, sat on the toilet, and hurriedly answered the call.
And as soon as the call connected, he immediately demanded, "What are you doing? What are you doing!"
"Do you need to turn on video while you're pooping?"
On the other end of the video call, his wife saw him sitting naked on the toilet and was momentarily stunned, exclaiming, "Are you taking a dump in the virtual world?"
"Now that I can take my pants off, I just want to see if I can poop." Fang Qinian's mind was a mess at this moment, and he spoke without thinking, completely disregarding any secrecy.
"Can I pull then?" my wife asked curiously.
"I don't know, I hadn't even thought about it yet when you called."
His wife shook her head speechlessly, then asked in confusion, "How did your clothes get torn?"
Fang Qinian's eyelids twitched: "I ran into a fight on the road just now and accidentally got caught up in it."
This reason is highly questionable in reality.
But if it were in a city like Mansheng, that would be perfectly normal.
His wife didn't see anything wrong with it at all, nodded and skipped over the topic, getting down to business: "You should have received an invitation to the Dream Building Top Secret Function Test, right?"
"I've updated! Let's give it a try!"
"I can also use the [Rejuvenate] feature to turn back into my 18-year-old self. How about that? Aren't you super excited?"
"I've already changed my clothes, come quick!"
Fang Qinian glanced to his right, as if he could see his lover on the bed through the bathroom wall.
He certainly didn't want to leave at this time.
But in the end, he just sighed inwardly, nodded in agreement, and tried his best to show an expectant expression.
After his wife hung up the phone, he finally breathed a long sigh of relief.
I felt like I had escaped death, and I was overjoyed.
He steeled himself and walked out of the bathroom to explain the situation to his lover, who was lying on the bed wrapped in a blanket.
A passionate meeting is interrupted halfway through, just as the couple is getting ready, and the man is told to leave immediately, leaving her there. Naturally, the lover is unhappy and her face darkens.
Fang Qinian tried his best to comfort him with kind words, but it had little effect.
But he didn't dare to waste any more time and left in a hurry.
As he left, he couldn't help but raise his arm to wipe away non-existent cold sweat from his forehead, feeling as if he had escaped a disaster.
But amidst the lingering fear, there was also a strange sense of pride and self-satisfaction.
I managed to turn such a dangerous situation into an opportunity and handle it perfectly. I'm a genius!
As for his wife...
Although I'm not particularly passionate about my current wife's body, my 18-year-old wife is a different story!
He is still very interested!
In this good mood, Fang Qinian arrived at his wife's personal login space, and his eyes immediately lit up—
My wife not only regained her youthful appearance of 18 years old, but she was also wearing a middle school uniform, white stockings and a ponytail. She looked incredibly young!
He was extremely excited and couldn't wait to go up to his wife, hug her, and start taking off her clothes.
His wife, of course, wouldn't refuse him; she just played hard to get out of the mood with some playful gestures.
This ambiguous and pleasant atmosphere continued until he reached for his wife's bra clasp and found that he couldn't unbutton it no matter what he did.
His wife patted his chest, saying, "You stupid rascal, you're so clumsy," while she reached behind him to untie the knot.
but--
It still can't be solved!
It was exactly the same situation they encountered on their previous attempt!
My wife was a little confused: "Didn't I install the patch? Didn't it work? Or is it a bug?"
As she spoke, she strangely opened the menu to check the patch installation status.
Fang Qinian froze in front of her, the excited expression on his face quickly faded, and he felt his mouth go dry and the back of his head go numb.
He didn't know what was happening yet.
But his intuition was already warning him that something terrible was about to happen!
This ominous premonition immediately came true—
After his wife read the "Too Long, Didn't Read Patch Instructions," the blush and smile on her face quickly faded, replaced by suspicion.
She looked at Fang Qinian and calmly asked, "Husband, who were you with before you met me?"
Fang Qinian started sweating.
He racked his brains, making up reasons while stating unequivocally that they had encountered a bug and would appeal to Zhumeng.
They did file a complaint.
However, the AI customer service on the test page told them: "Both of your accounts are fine, and the patch is working properly."
When they pressed for an explanation as to why it couldn't be done, the AI customer service ruthlessly exposed the truth that Fang Qinian had been trying so hard to conceal:
"Because eight minutes earlier, Mr. Fang had already engaged in sexual activity with another female user and completed a pairing with her, he cannot engage in intimate behavior with another woman before the pairing relationship is terminated."
In an instant, the air in the room turned cold.
"Nonsense! You're slandering me! I'm going to sue you for defamation!" Fang Qinian was still trying to argue his way out of the situation.
But his wife didn't want to listen anymore.
She didn't erupt in hysterical rage, nor did she grab him or hit him. Instead, she stared at him for a moment with an expression of utter disappointment, then silently logged off and disappeared.
Fang Qinian chased after her into reality, wanting to beg for forgiveness, but only received two words in return—
"divorce."
Fang Qinian panicked.
But it's not over yet.
Before he could figure out how to get his wife's forgiveness, he received another message from his lover.
This time it was five words: "Let's break up."
Fang Qinian was stunned.
Then I completely lost my temper and ran to the test page to leave a furious comment—
"Dream Chaser!! You ruined my family!!!"
"My wife wants a divorce! It's all your fault!!!"
-
In a small oasis on the edge of the desert, a warm campfire rises by the lake.
Around the campfire, a bewildered look appeared on the face of an adorable polar bear.
He stretched out his bear paw and gently scratched the head of the tabby cat beside him.
The cat, which was playing with several newborn animal cubs, suddenly turned its head and, upon seeing the polar bear's paws, its expression immediately changed from wary to curious.
"Meow?"
Xu Meng looked amused: "Speak like a human being."
"Oh, is there anything you need Xiaomeng to do?" Xiaomeng spoke in human language.
However, the sound did not come from the kitten's mouth, but rang directly in Xu Meng's ear.
Clearly, she didn't want to break her own design for Animal Kingdom.
“This.” Xu Meng showed her the user feedback in front of her.
Xiao Meng glanced at it, and her sharp claws suddenly sprang out from her paws. She said fiercely, "You bad guy dares to come and complain!"
"It's clearly his own problem!"
Xiaomeng was very angry.
Although the selection of test users was not done by Xiaomeng.
—Xu Meng did not let Xiao Meng do this task because she considered both “protecting player privacy” and “protecting the physical and mental health of the underage Xiao Meng.”
But the little guy was still angry.
Because the filtering algorithm was developed by her and Xu Meng together.
With the task of filtering behavior data from hundreds of millions of users, it is difficult for the algorithm to cover everything. The algorithm can only weave a net based on the filtering rules set by Xu Meng and then cast all the users' behavior data from this net.
Users who do not meet the requirements—such as completely solo players, users who only interact with players of the same sex, users who have no physical contact with anyone outside of the battle scene, etc.—will be filtered out.
Finally, those who meet the testing requirements are the remaining users.
And both parties must meet the requirements.
After all, "intimate interaction" requires at least two users of the opposite sex to engage in it simultaneously.
This is also why invitation qualifications are issued and unlocked in pairs.
But that's all the algorithm can do.
Then, take all the selected individuals out and compare them to see if there are any overlapping relationships. Next, pull the databases from the Civil Affairs Bureau or the police station to verify the correct marital relationships and exclude mistresses and extramarital affairs...
This job is much more complicated.
Moreover, even if one is truly willing to go through the trouble, it cannot completely solve the problem.
A "family" unit can be verified through marriage and household registration, but unmarried couples cannot be verified.
We can't possibly send a questionnaire to everyone to find out who the real target is, and then send a test invitation to that real target, can we?
Xu Meng wasn't too keen on going to all this trouble for these people.
He unlocked these restrictions to further open up the virtual world and to build a long-term project that integrates reality, not to make it easier for these people to go astray.
As for this user's complaint...
This is simply the price he paid for his disloyalty.
You'll just have to deal with it yourself.
He's showing this to Xiaomeng not to say the algorithm is flawed, or to punish this person.
After flipping through a few more pages, he discovered that there seemed to be more than one similar comment, so he asked Xiaomeng to tally the number and percentage.
He temporarily cut off the audio in the live stream to avoid alerting the viewers.
This is very simple for Xiaomeng.
"There are 67 comments in total, accounting for 5.81% of all messages!" Xiaomeng gave the answer in the blink of an eye.
Upon hearing this, Xu Meng's eyes widened in surprise.
But he never expected the ratio to be so high!
Nearly 6%!
This was only recently after the patch was installed.
Furthermore, considering that this test was an unexpected event, and that many players and users had made plans to play the new content together today, they may not all be going home to spend time together immediately.
Those who started getting intimate and were discovered cheating probably wouldn't have time to immediately leave a message on the test page.
So……
How many people will encounter this problem tonight or tomorrow?
It can't possibly be just a mere 67 people!
6% of 1000 million people is 60 people!
Even if we lower the percentage to 5% or even 3%, that's still 50 or 30 people!
This number...
Xu Meng was secretly alarmed.
You guys are really going a bit too far!
This made him wonder: Could this matter have unforeseen consequences?
He originally thought this would be a low-probability event, at most one in a thousand, with a few unlucky people, but it wouldn't affect the overall situation.
But what if there were hundreds of thousands of people...
That's hard to say!
Xu Meng couldn't help but close the test page, and while opening social networks, she told Xiao Meng to keep an eye on this matter.
The viewers in the live stream and the players around the campfire saw Xu Meng, who had transformed into a polar bear, suddenly become busy, with his bear paws waving back and forth in the air, and they quickly realized that he was busy with something else.
However, no one was angry, nor did they criticize him for not taking the game or the live stream seriously.
—In everyone's opinion, it is already very rare for Xu Meng to have the time and energy to live stream playing games while managing such a huge company as Zhumeng.
Taking a break to eat or attend to business in between is perfectly normal.
Everyone was incredibly tolerant.
Even when he was busy, a raccoon shared some roasted chestnuts with him.
Xu Meng felt a little embarrassed by the players' leniency.
So it stretched out its paw, caught the chestnut, threw it into its mouth, chewed it while decisively closing the control panel that was only visible to itself, and turned the sound of the live broadcast room back on.
Let him go.
If someone removes their cyber chastity belt and the first thing that comes to mind is to secretly have sex with their lover behind their partner's back, then they deserve this fate!
If something unexpected happens, we'll see.
Xu Meng gathered her thoughts, picked up the tabby cat that Xiao Meng had transformed into, and put it on her head. "Let's go, let's patrol the camp and see if there are any dangerous creatures around."
As the main force of the attack, polar bears are naturally responsible for the security of the camp.
As for the tabby cat...
It wasn't necessary to bring them along, but Xiaomeng kept clinging to the newborn animals, and Xu Meng felt that their "parents" should have more space.
—At the growth rate in the game, these cubs will visibly grow a bit bigger every day they migrate.
Therefore, the first few days after an animal baby is born are extremely precious, and every glance is precious.
We can't let Xiaomeng take them all...
……
After Xu Meng re-engaged in the game, the situation he feared began to slowly emerge.
On the internet, the popularity of keywords such as "cheating," "mistress," "breakup," "divorce," "scumbag," and "scumbag woman" has begun to slowly rise...
(End of this chapter)
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