Deduct 1 for merit. I am really not a child of luck.
Chapter 25 Male Vixen
Chapter 25 Male Vixen
If it was before Chu Wange revealed all the explosive information, Lin Mo might have been able to show off his 455 points in the second simulation test of the Immortal Exam, but now...
"What does it have to do with you? Just keep grilling. I'm a future immortal, and I have enough points. Nine academies won't be a problem!"
The barbecue owner saw through the guilt in Lin Mo's tone at a glance, so he coughed and said:
"I heard that the Nether Palace and Cangyuan offered extremely generous conditions to snatch the provincial champion of our Xichuan Province two years ago. Cangyuan, in particular, even promised a small spiritual vein. However, the provincial champion was finally snatched away by the Nether Palace. Can you guess why?"
Lin Mo laughed and said nothing.
The barbecue owner didn't care, but continued with a smile:
"I don't know where the Nether Palace heard it from, but our provincial champion had a girlfriend before the Immortal Examination. However, her score was only enough to get into an ordinary Taoist school, so the two chose to break up in tears after the Immortal Examination..."
Having said that, he paused for a moment and glanced at Lin Mo, who had turned slightly to the side with his ears perked up.
He showed a half-smile on his face and continued:
"In the end, the Nether Palace found the top scholar and promised to send his girlfriend to the Taoist Academy as well. Only in this way did they succeed in snatching the provincial top scholar title in the competition with the Cang Academy."
Lin Mo was surprised and asked, "Is this possible?"
He had just exclaimed when he heard the barbecue owner chuckle, with an expression as if he saw through everything.
Damn, I got fooled!
Lin Mo cursed inwardly. He didn't expect the old thief to be so cunning and take advantage of his weak psychology.
Before he could open his mouth to save his dignity, Chu Wange, who was sitting next to him, suddenly said, "Sure."
Lin Mo was stunned and didn't react: "Ah? What can I do?"
Chu Wange looked at him and said calmly: "I can help you carry it. It shouldn't be difficult to pack you into Dao Sect."
Lin Mo & BBQ Boss: “…”
Lin Mo was stunned for a long while before he came to his senses and slowly turned his head to look at the barbecue owner.
The latter was also in a static state. When he saw his slightly smug look, his face suddenly looked as uncomfortable as if he had eaten shit.
He wanted to slap himself in the face. He had to make up such a bunch of nonsense!
In fact, it is not completely made up, but the source of the news is not accurate. It is the same as the rumors in the market. The source of the news is the third aunt of the second aunt's aunt...
No one can confirm that this news is true.
Lin Mo was in a good mood as he watched the barbecue boss being humiliated.
Haha, but I’m not the kind of person who lives off others.
Besides, I have my own cheats, okay?
Lin Mo smiled in his heart, then looked at Chu Wange, his expression slightly showing just the right amount of "surprise" and "embarrassment", and said:
"Is this okay? Is it too much trouble? Will it affect you?"
yue~!
The barbecue boss almost vomited out of disgust. Lin Mo's expression at this moment was like a green tea saying "I just feel sorry for Giegie".
But the other party's 95-point high appearance makes even such a contrived and inferior performance seem very "touching".
Even the barbecue owner had to admit that his originally bleak business had improved a lot since Lin Mo and Chu Wange started eating barbecue here regularly every night.
These days when he came home, his wife was busy counting money, and her attitude towards him became much better.
The barbecue owner gritted his teeth and decided to endure it, instead of rushing up to beat up the bitch.
Chu Wange just shook her head and said, "You treated me to so many barbecues, this is my reward."
Can you enter the Nine Daoyuan just by eating barbecue?
You should have told me earlier. I would have given you the barbecue stall!
The barbecue owner was shouting wildly in his heart, and Lin Mo just happened to give him a half-smile.
MD, I should have known not to charge you!
He regretted it deeply, and heard Lin Mo continue to say:
"Hey, we are all friends. It's nothing to treat you to a barbecue. I will treat you to fairy fruit later."
"By the way, I heard there is a fairy beast called Chuyun Pink Abalone, whose meat is chewy and very suitable for grilling. When we go to the Taoist Temple in the future, I will catch it myself and give it to you to eat."
Damn, this is just wishful thinking!
The barbecue owner felt more upset when he heard Lin Mo bragging than when he lost money on the barbecue.
Chu Wange didn't think there was anything wrong and nodded, "Okay." The barbecue boss was stunned. No, this matter is settled? Is it so easy to go to Jiudadao College?
While the barbecue owner was in an extremely uncomfortable mood, Lin Mo chatted with Chu Wange while showing off his barbecue.
The good-looking combination attracted the attention of many passers-by as usual.
"Look at that young couple, they are so sweet~! The guy is so handsome, and he even wiped the corners of the girl's mouth with a tissue!"
BBQ owner: You are seeing things, those are not a couple, those are employees serving the boss.
"How thoughtful! I wish my future boyfriend could be as gentlemanly as you!"
BBQ boss: Then can you provide my boyfriend with the opportunity to attend Jiudaoyuan?
"The guy is really handsome, even more handsome than the male lead of the recently popular "The Immortal Loves Me Again"!"
BBQ boss: Girl, open your eyes, this is a vixen!
"..."
……
After the two of them finished showing off the barbecue that was even more sumptuous than usual, Chu Wange burped with satisfaction, touched her slightly bulging belly, and waved to Lin Mo:
"See you at school tomorrow."
Lin Mo showed a formal smile on his face, waved his hand and said: "See you tomorrow, my good friend!"
When Chu Wange heard the word "good friend", a light flashed in his eyes. He hummed twice, then picked up the wooden sword on the stool next to him. As usual, he got the sword for free with a clear conscience and turned away in a leisurely manner.
Lin Mo watched him walk away, then stood up and walked to the barbecue owner, smiling and saying:
"Boss, check out!"
The barbecue owner had no expression on his face and said stiffly, "298 yuan."
Lin Mo took out three hundred-dollar bills from his pocket and handed them over: "Boss, give me the change."
"Ah."
The barbecue owner pulled the corner of his mouth, took the money expressionlessly, took out two coins from his bib in front of him expressionlessly and slapped them on the other person's hand, then looked at the other person expressionlessly with a √ on his mouth, turned around and left...
"He~tui! Pretty boy, a disgrace to men!"
He turned his head and spat to the side, but he didn't expect that the spit landed right in front of a fat girl passing by.
"Hey, boss!"
The fat girl shouted angrily.
"Oh, sorry, sorry!"
The boss apologized repeatedly, but when he looked up, he suddenly saw the other person wearing a bright red Taoist robe. His eyes lit up: "Girl, how about I treat you to barbecue?"
"Zun Du Fake Du?"
The fat girl's eyes lit up.
"real!"
"Okay, okay!"
"By the way, may I ask, what grade are you in this year, and what was your score in the Immortal Exam?"
The fat girl had a puzzled expression on her face and said, "I've already come out to work, and I didn't get into Taoism College that year."
The barbecue owner stopped smiling, threw the tongs in his hand into the car below, and said expressionlessly:
"Sorry, we have to close the stall."
"Ah? Not inviting me anymore?"
"Definitely next time."
"..."
(End of this chapter)
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