Day and night tour
Chapter 1 Two-legged Sheep
Chapter 1 Two-legged Sheep
Jingguo, Pingshuifu, Baiyun Hutong.
A rickshaw stopped at the entrance of Baiyun Hutong, and the driver carefully reminded the sleeping passenger in the rickshaw.
"Sir, we're at Baiyun Hutong."
Yun Asi was awakened by the driver. He looked around the alley, felt a piece of change, handed it to the driver, then got off the car with his suitcase.
Baiyun Hutong is very quiet.
There are no walls on both sides of the alley, and the crisscross patterns between the blue square bricks are clearly exposed.
It was already evening, the sky was slightly dark, and some diligent ladies in the alley had already started working.
They wore cheongsams and their most treasured jewelry, leaned against the brick wall, showing their plump and white legs, waiting for customers to choose their goods.
"Fourth brother, are you home?"
"Fourth brother, come to my house and play. We have a new radio at home. You can listen to some interesting programs." Miss Standing Against the Wall took a puff of a ladies' cigarette and teased Ah Si.
While they were chatting, Yun Asi's suitcase was dripping with blood.
Without making a sound, he took out his handkerchief, wiped off the blood, bent down slightly, raised his hand, greeted the ladies, politely declined their invitation, and walked deeper into the alley.
No. 146, Baiyun Hutong,
Got home.
Yun Asi entered the room, took off his coat, and took a towel to wash his face, hands, and neck.
His wife, Zheng Lingzi, was helping him pack his suitcase.
The box was opened, and in addition to some spare clothes, a few brown paper document bags, and unopened soap and bath towels from the hotel, there was also a bloody sheep lying inside.
The sheep was not big, no more than half a meter from head to tail. Its stomach was cut open, its internal organs had been removed, and the blood on its skin and flesh had not yet dried.
Sheep are not uncommon, but what is unusual is that this sheep's eyes are covered with a black cloth and its mouth is sewn up with dense stitches.
On the four hooves, there were black tiger-head shoes that babies wear.
Zheng Lingzi stared at the sheep and drooled, but she did not touch the sheep.
Every time Yun Asi went on a business trip, he would bring back a sheep. The sheep tasted really delicious, but Asi had to handle it himself.
Once, Zheng Lingzi wanted to wash and cook a sheep by herself, but as soon as she reached out her hand, Yun Asi slapped her in the face.
So, even if Zheng Lingzi wanted to eat the lamb again, she had to endure it. She cleaned out all the bloody clothes and file bags.
Soak the clothes in water, take out the documents from the file bag and throw away the bag.
During the cleaning, Zheng Lingzi finally heard Yun Ah Si, who had just finished washing his face, say, "A Ling, I'm going to be a sheep."
She had been looking forward to it for a long time, but in order not to appear greedy, she said calmly, "Well, add more green onions."
"it is good."
Yun Ah Si held the sheep and walked to the bedroom door. He suddenly turned around and asked, "By the way, Lingzi, since you married me, you often eat the sheep I brought back, right?"
"Ah."
"How many did you eat?"
"Twelve, what's wrong?"
"Nothing... nothing, it's fine, it's fine."
Yun Asi finally carried the sheep to the kitchen. He found that the vinegar at home was used up, so he put on his coat again and went to "Li's Grocery Store" across the alley to get some vinegar.
Zheng Lingzi looked at herself in the dressing mirror and felt sorry for her figure.
"If I had known that Ah Si would be back today, I shouldn't have invited my sisters to eat braised lion's head yesterday. My waist is going to get thicker again."
……
After making vinegar, Yun Asi went home and started cooking the lamb.
He first untied the black cloth covering the sheep's eyes.
Sheep's eyes are very distinctive. They have horizontal pupils that are wide from side to side and flat from top to bottom. When people look at sheep, they are likely to feel dizzy, nauseous and uncomfortable.
But the sheep on the chopping block is not.
If Zheng Lingzi was in the kitchen, with her ability to tell how much weight she had gained with her naked eyes, she would definitely notice that the sheep's eyes were strange.
"The eyes are pretty nice."
After admiring the dish, Yun Asi picked up the sheep's eyeballs with chopsticks, flattened them with a kitchen knife, and threw them into the pot.
Then he took off the tiger-head shoes on the sheep's hooves.
After cutting off the hooves one by one, Yun Asi cut the thread that sewed the sheep's mouth.
The sheep's mouth was sewn shut with force, and the inside was already tense. Once the thread broke, it opened by itself with a "pop".
After pulling out two rows of teeth, Yun A's four made drastic changes to the sheep.
For a while, there was a crackling sound of chopping in the kitchen.
Yun Asi often handles sheep and is very skillful. After more than half an hour, he had divided the whole sheep into even-sized pieces of meat, which he neatly arranged into the casserole and started cooking.
Yun Asi prepared a dipping sauce with vinegar, sesame oil, and sesame paste, then sat on the sofa and read the newspaper.
As the aroma of mutton became stronger, Zheng Lingzi's mouth watered. Yun Asi put away the newspaper, went into the kitchen, prepared a bowl of herbal soup, and then brought out the casserole.
The mutton is boiled in plain water and dipped in the sauce to retain its original flavor.
The herbal soup is clear with a slight orange tint, like the orange soda sold in restaurants.
"Sheep eats it often, but this is the first time you've made this soup."
"Drink it. I learned this when I was on a business trip to Mingjiang Prefecture. It's refreshing and refreshing."
Yun Asi said with a smile.
Zheng Lingzi was skeptical, so she took a small bite first and found that it tasted really good, fresh with a hint of sweetness and a very delicate texture.
She ate the mutton and drank the soup.
During this period, she did not persuade Yun A Si to eat mutton, because A Si did not eat mutton and said that he could not stand the smell of mutton.
But she didn't know that Ah Si really liked eating lamb.
But Ah Si doesn’t eat the same kind of sheep that she eats.
It took Zheng Lingzi a whole hour to eat the whole sheep, and she was so full that she burped.
She stroked her slightly bulging belly and joked, "Ah Si, it's all your fault. My colleagues will definitely laugh at me tomorrow when I go to work and ask if I'm pregnant."
"hehe."
Yun Asi looked at the table full of sheep bones and empty soup bowls, and said with interest: "A Ling, I was on a business trip in Mingjiang Prefecture and heard some interesting stories. Do you want to listen to them?"
"What did you hear? Tell me about it." Zheng Lingzi was full and in a good mood.
Yun Asi said: "In our world, there is a Jianghu. The Jianghu is very big. Our Pingshui Prefecture is in the Jianghu, Mingjiang Prefecture is also in the Jianghu, and even every prefecture in Jingguo is in the Jianghu. There are many gangs in the Jianghu, and the people in each gang have special abilities.
Some of these people say they learned their abilities from gods, while others say they learned them from evil spirits.
People who have learned skills from gods are called divine men, and people who have learned skills from evil spirits are called evil men.
The interesting story I want to tell is about a Yin person.
The gang where that evil person is is called—Xizi!”
Zheng Lingzi usually loves to listen to operas. When Yun Asi is on a business trip, she often invites her sisters to go listen to operas.
Since they were not well-off, the plays they listened to were naturally not big plays, but plays in small teahouses and small theaters.
She loved to listen to operas, and when she heard the word "operator", she became even more interested and asked, "Is this an actor who sings operas?"
"It's much better than the average opera singer."
Yun Asi said: "It is no rumor that actors can bewitch people and capture their hearts.
They learned the evil ghost ways, and their skills in seducing souls are among the best in all the gangs in Pingshui Prefecture.
Therefore, their killing methods are often simple. They only need to perform a ghost play to draw the soul out of the body of a living person, then take it to a place where there are no people and kill the soul using special means.
When a person's soul dies, even if the body is intact, it is just an empty shell, a walking corpse."
Zheng Lingzi got goosebumps when she heard this and said, "Ah Si, if I go to the opera often, I won't be possessed by someone, right?"
"You don't make enemies with anyone, and you don't walk around in the underworld, so who would seduce you?"
Yun Asi paused and continued, "However, for actors, it is easy to seduce souls but difficult to kill them.
Because the art of killing souls is easy to reveal, once it is traced by an expert who knows the business, they can follow the clues and find the actor who kills souls.
The only way for actors to make the killing of souls less obvious is to 'raise sheep'."
sheep?
Hearing this word, Zheng Lingzi's body shivered for no reason.
She pretended to act coquettishly and said, "Hey, Ah Si, did you see me eating a lamb just now and want to scare me?"
Yun Asi ignored him and continued, "Use the soul-guiding technique to guide the soul to the sheep, and then raise the sheep for seven days.
The body of the sheep and the soul of the man merged together."
Zheng Lingzi smacked the lamb that Ah Si was talking about, and then compared it with the lamb she had eaten, and suddenly...
"vomit!"
She rushed to the toilet and wanted to vomit, but nothing came out.
Yun Asi was like a ghost demanding his life, and his cold voice pierced into Zheng Lingzi's ears like a knife.
"Kill the sheep you have raised, their souls are still alive!
From then on, the soul was completely dead, and even a master with great spiritual power would not be able to find out the fate of this dead soul. "
Zheng Lingzi understood. It turned out... it turned out... that she was not Yun Asi's wife at all, but the scavenger who cleaned up after Asi killed someone.
"Ugh, uh!"
Zheng Lingzi tried hard to dig her throat. She wanted to curse or run away, but what she wanted to do most was to vomit out the lamb she had just eaten.
But she couldn't put her fingers into her mouth at all. She looked down and found that her fingers had turned into hooves at some point!
"what?"
Zheng Lingzi hurried to the mirror and found that her face had a lot of white hair, and her pupils had changed from round to flat.
She cried, crying desperately: "Yun... meow... you... meow... life!"
Whenever she spoke any complicated words, her tongue seemed to be tied up, and when the breath reached her mouth, only a sheep-like sound came out.
She was turning into a sheep, and the reason for that was that she drank the bowl of herbal soup that Yun Asi had made that looked like orange soda.
This was the first and last time she drank this bowl of soup today.
"The soup prepared by the veterinarian is really effective."
Yun Ah Si hugged his wife's head, kissed her gently, and said, "Lingzi, I really don't want you to die.
But the person I killed this time was called Zhou Xuan, the young master of the Zhou Clan!
There is a divine man in the Zhou family, and I am afraid he will find me. To ensure that nothing goes wrong, I have to let you down..."
……
It was already very late at night, Yun Asi carried his suitcase and walked out of the house.
The lady standing by the wall in the alley still greeted enthusiastically: "Ah Si, you're out again!"
"Well, there's a lot of work at the company, and I have to travel."
Yun Asi bowed politely, said hello, and hailed a rickshaw at the entrance of the alley.
"Go to Taiping Road." Yun Asi got on the car.
After arriving at Taiping Road,
Yun Asi stood at the door of "Jia Lin Western Pastry Shop".
West Point has a shed to protect itself from the rain. When it rains, people who want to take the tram wait for the bus under the shed.
Yun Asi opened the box and took out a half-meter-long sheep. When the tram was only ten meters away from him, he threw the sheep onto the track.
The tram whizzed past and ran over the sheep heavily, like a white peach being crushed by a foot, the flesh was rotten and the juice sprayed everywhere.
The tram tracks on Taiping Road pass through the downtown area. It is common for trams to kill people here, but who would care if a sheep was crushed?
……
Yun Asi went to the hotel and when he came out, the suitcase had been thrown away. He changed into a brand new robe, a brand new hat, and a - brand new face.
The actors are not only good at seducing people, but also good at changing faces.
Best at
Of course it's still acting. In real life, Yun Asi is not only Yun Asi, he has another face and another identity.
"rickshaw."
"Where are you going, sir?"
"Go to Zhoujiaban." Yun Asi got on the rickshaw and fell asleep. This time he slept really soundly.
Zhou Xuan's soul had been dealt with very cleanly, and even A Ling, the soul eater, had been dealt with very cleanly.
This great event was completely accomplished.
Secretly, the rewards from the gang will not be small, but openly, he is still the senior brother in the Zhou family class.
The salary is high and people respect you...
(End of this chapter)
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