Day and night tour

Chapter 28 Standing Buddha Chanting Sutra

Qiao Yu raised his face and saw that his nose was swollen, congested and red.

As for the soft flesh on both sides of his nose, it was even more swollen, like two red sea cucumbers floating on his face.

In Zhou Xuan's opinion, Qiao Yuyan's current image is quite similar to a game character - Faceless Void!
Zhou Xuan originally felt very sympathetic towards Qiao Yu, but after seeing his miserable yet funny image, he couldn't help but laughed out loud.

"You fell face first, didn't you? Could you be more careful and protect your nose with your hands when you fell? You delayed my important business!"

Liu Tianen’s suggestion is very anti-human.

If you fall from a height, and use your hands to protect your nose? The nose may be saved, but the person is probably gone.

"Director Liu, how about we retreat first?" Qiao Yu discussed with Liu Tianen.

"No, we must find out the corpse qi and the evil qi today. Your nose is broken, so you should think of a way to cure it." Liu Tianen couldn't bear to have a case that could be solved today delayed until tomorrow.

"There's no cure. I need to take care of my nose. Let's do it another day." Qiao Yu complained.

"Bullshit, I'll find a way for you."

Liu Tianen thought as he walked, and used his limited wisdom, and finally... he found a solution.

"I remember there is a folk remedy."

Liu Tianen said seriously: "Boy's urine! Boy's urine can quickly reduce inflammation and heal injuries..."

Zhou Xuan really didn't want to laugh, unless he couldn't help it.
"Kukuku!"

It has to be Director Liu who can come up with such a cool idea.

But none of the others laughed, and they all felt that what Liu Tianen said made some sense.

"hiss!"

Zhou Xuan couldn't help but reflect on whether his sense of humor was too low, but he soon figured it out.

The difference between him and others stems from the difference in the influence of two cultures and education.

No matter how bad Zhou Xuan's grades were, he at least attended full-time undergraduate school and learned about the composition of urine in biology class.

Urine contains water and salt, as well as some uric acid and urea.

None of the ingredients can kill bacteria and reduce inflammation.
But people in Pingshui Prefecture have a natural trust in boys' urine and always feel that it can cure diseases.

Most people don't use it, simply because it's too fancy and they're not used to it.

Growing up in this kind of cultural atmosphere, you won’t think there is anything wrong with boy’s urine.

The only thing that bothered them was that where could they find boy's urine in this place...

Qiao Yu looked longingly at the laborer closest to her.

In the understanding of the people of Jing, anyone who has never tasted a woman and has never lost his virginity is considered a virgin.

The worker stepped back hastily, waving his hands and saying, "Boss Qiao, I already have three children, they are really not virgins!"

"Then you..." Qiao Yu called out another worker's name as if he was conscripting a soldier.

"Um... I was still a virgin last month... but I went to a brothel and now I am no longer a virgin."

After asking around for a long time, there was no boy.

Liu Tianen, who was smoking a cigarette, was so angry when he saw that he couldn't find the boy.

"Vulgar people! A bunch of vulgar people who are greedy for women!"

He just thrust his cigarette butt into the ground fiercely, and then, with a "righteous" look on his face, he began to unbuckle his belt, cursing as he did so: "You have to count on me for the final push..."

Gan!
Zhou Xuan quickly held Liu Tianen down and said, "Director Liu, don't be blind. Solving the case two days early or late is not a big deal, but you can't lie to yourself."

"Brother Zhou, please believe me, I am really a child..."

Tong your uncle,

You can even pee out stones!

"Isn't it just looking for boy's urine? My troupe has plenty of it."

"Oh, that's right..." Liu Tianen then remembered that there was a group of children dressed as monkeys in the troupe.

That is genuine, full-quality boy's urine.

"Wait, I'll find someone to sprinkle it for you..."

Zhou Xuan really didn’t believe that boy’s urine could cure Qiao Yu’s nose. He just wanted to broaden his horizons.

……

"Sprinkle it on the spot."

Zhou Xuan instructed a dozen children to line up and pee into soda bottles.

Just pure guidance.
The one holding the bottle is Liu Tianen.

"That's enough, isn't it? It's just for nose inflammation, not for bathing..."

Zhou Xuan looked at the two full bottles of apricot yellow liquid beside Liu Tianen and advised.

"It's not easy for a child to pee once. Let him pee more. What if something goes wrong in the middle of the process? Come on, next one."

He was thinking about using a long rope to tie up the urine bottle and hang it up to the underground temple. The people below said that there was a strong wind in the underground temple pit. What if the bottle was blown against the wall of the cave and broke? Wouldn't that be a waste of urine?
Therefore, you need to have a backup plan, pee in a few more bottles, hang half of it down first, and if that doesn’t work, hang the other half.

Liu Tianen pushed aside the child who was holding up his trousers and called on the next one to start.

The line is quite long.

The child at the end of the line is called Tongdouzi.

Tongdouzi is a stage name.

At this moment, he squeezed his legs together and rubbed his thighs vigorously. He really needed to pee, very urgently, extremely urgently...

The reason why he was so anxious was mainly because he was greedy.

Zhou Xuan went to the opera troupe to greet the kids who were peeing. Fearing that they had no urine, he gave each of them two bottles of soda.

Tongdouzi could only drink soda during festivals, and he had to share a bottle with a few fellow apprentices. This time he finally had the chance to drink so happily that he couldn't control himself at all and gulped down the drink. After he finished it, he still envied the drink in his fellow apprentice's hand.

Zhou Xuan saw it and asked, "Do you want to drink more?"

"Um"

Zhou Xuan gave him two more bottles.

Soda is a diuretic, everyone who drinks it knows that.

After drinking four bottles of Tongdouzi, he felt a little bloated at first, but when he was waiting in line, he realized how serious it was. He felt as if his stomach was filled with mountain torrents and was about to burst at any moment.

At this time, he leaned forward to look at the front of the queue. There were still several people in front of him. When would he be able to get in line? He wondered if he would wet his pants later.

He was absolutely unwilling to wet his pants. His master felt sorry for him. Since it was his first stage performance today, he went to the tailor shop to select a good piece of cloth and sewed him a new set of clothes. If he wet his pants, he would be uncomfortable for many days.

"It can only be this way……"

Tongdouzi made up his mind and sneaked out to pee while Zhou Xuan and Liu Tianen were not paying attention. This was an open space with no trees or grass, and he would definitely be discovered if he peed while standing.

He was brave enough to feel his way to the low spot at the edge of the pit, where he urinated while curled up.

This place is the back of the big Maitreya Buddha in the temple, and no one pays attention to it.

He urinated freely, and the liquid, as light as water, fell into the pit like a transparent line. It had only spilled for more than a meter when it was hit by the cold wind in the pit and blew in a different direction, splashing onto the Buddha's head.

The urine flowed on the Buddha's head and then flowed from the head to the neck.

At the junction of the Buddha's neck and back, there is a stone-carved talisman.

The talisman is not big, only the size of a palm. The rune is not the Sanskrit mantra of Buddhism, nor the talisman of Taoism, nor the plowshare talisman of witch family.

It is extremely difficult to tell the origin of this talisman, which is neither Buddhist, Taoist nor witchcraft, but it has extremely high weight in Buddhism.

The talisman is engraved in negative, with the characters sunken into the Buddha's body. The carving knife has shaped ingenious lines on the Buddha's head and neck. When a rain falls from the sky, it will follow the lines and flow into the talisman.

Nourishing the stone talisman with the essence of rain and dew - this was the original ingenuity of the sculptor. However, his clever brain could not imagine in his entire life that someone would peep on the Buddha's head.

There were too many beans in the copper beans' stomach. After a full minute of scattering, they were all blown onto the Buddha's head by the cold wind and then cleverly carved into the stone runes, soaking the runes little by little...

Boy's urine cannot cure diseases or reduce inflammation, but as a notoriously dirty thing, it can break the restrictions and functions of certain talismans.

……

"This little brat couldn't hold it in so he just found a place to pee. He went to such a dangerous place to pee."

Zhou Xuan noticed Tongdouzi when he just took off his pants.

But Zhou Xuan didn't shout loudly.

You can't shout at this time.

After all, Tongdouzi was squatting on the edge of a very dangerous pit. If he suddenly shouted, the child would jump up in fright and fall into the pit...

when!when!when!
Zhou Xuan's eyes were fixed on the copper bean, but suddenly he heard a heavy bell sound and the sound of chanting scriptures.

"Namo Amitabha, Namo Amitabha."

The sound of chanting scriptures is extremely masculine, loud and solemn.

"Who is chanting? Where does the bell sound come from?"

Zhou Xuan listened carefully to the source of the bell.

Boom!Boom!Boom!
The bells did not ring again, but there was a fierce drumbeat.

The sound of drums was mixed with the sound of chanting.

"Namo Amitabha, Namo Amitabha."

The sound of this passage of chanting is very feminine, as if a charming woman is reciting it.

"Bells, drums? Chanting?"

"Morning bells and evening drums?"

Zhou Xuan realized that he had been to the temple several times in his previous life. In the temple, bells would be rung when scriptures were chanted in the morning, and drums would be beaten when evening classes were held in the evening.

But how can the bells and drums be struck in turns?

"No, this is not the normal chanting sound. This is a sound that I shouldn't hear..."

There was open space all around, and I heard the sound of chanting for no apparent reason. The only possible source was the giant Buddha in the temple.

Just as he figured it out, the sound of the chanting suddenly became crazy. It didn't sound like a monk chanting, but like a madman chanting.

“Namo Amitabha…hahaha…hahaha…Namo Amitabha.”

“Hahahaha…Namo Amitabha…hahaha…hahaha…Namo Amitabha.”

Whether it was the masculine or feminine chanting, it became more and more crazy and weird, shaking Zhou Xuan's heart.

"I can't listen to it. I can't listen to it."

Zhou Xuan quickly covered his ears and tried not to listen to the sutra, but it didn't work.

And the more he resisted, the more sinister the chanting became, and the two parts of the chanting almost overlapped.

Because of this overlap, it is no longer clear whether the word "Buddha" in Namo Amitabha is pronounced as "Buddha" or "Mo".

"Namo Amitabha."

"Namo Amitabha."

Demon, Buddha, Buddha, Demon...

These two words tortured Zhou Xuan's ears over and over again.

"Is it a Buddha or a devil?" He began to lose his mind and looked at the Maitreya Buddha statue with red eyes.

The Buddha statue was no longer solemn at this time. Its lips were as red as blood, its eyes were as charming as a fox, and its wide belly was expanding and contracting.

"I think I'm hungry..."

A strong feeling of hunger that came from nowhere grew wildly in Zhou Xuan's body after he looked at the Buddha statue.

"Namo Amitabha, Namo Amitabha".

The strange chanting has a beneficial effect on hunger.

Every time it lingered in Zhou Xuan's ears, his hunger would become several times stronger.

"I'm so hungry. I need to find something to eat... Where can I find food..."

Zhou Xuan looked at the Buddha's belly, which was expanding and contracting rhythmically... Perhaps, there was something there.

As soon as this thought came to mind, Zhou Xuan resolutely raised his legs and walked forward, not caring about the deep underground temple not far ahead...

“Even if I fall into the underground temple and die, I will turn into a ghost zombie… crawl… crawl into the Buddha’s stomach… there is food there… after eating, I will no longer be hungry.”

"I can't go forward. The Buddha is tempting me. He is not the Buddha, he is not the Buddha. He is a demon... Is he a Buddha or a demon?!"

Zhou Xuan's spirit was drawn into a whirlpool of madness by the Buddha statue...

(End of this chapter)