Dragon Ball: Saiyan's Gourmet Journey

Chapter 128: Drunk Self-Exposure

"You know, I'm not a frog hunter at all. In fact, I was swallowed by the giant frog on my first day of fighting it. It was Broly that kid who saved me..."

"I should have been the one taking care of that child, but I ended up being a leech sucking blood from him. I'm not worthy of being his master. Why should I be a water goddess? I should be a leech goddess..."

"Ms. Aqua, you're drunk!"

“No, I’m not drunk, I’m the Leech Goddess Aqua, and out of vanity, I took the credit and honor that didn’t belong to me.

Even today, I still received a difficult commission and wanted that child to help me complete it. I am a huge asshole, hahahaha..."

Broly returned to Marian's house and heard that Aqua was looking for him, but she didn't come back for a long time, so he came to the guild. But when he got here, he saw Aqua acting drunk and talking nonsense.

"Broly, your master is drunk, come and stop her!"

When Luna saw the boy walking into the guild door, her eyes lit up and she ran over. At this moment, she was already sweating profusely.

She deeply regretted having asked the bartender to mix a glass of strong liquor that was not strong enough for Aqua.

Adventurers fight monsters and sometimes they are on the brink of life and death. It is normal to feel stressed.

Originally, she wanted to get Aqua drunk, and then act as an emotional regulator to relieve her stress, but she didn't expect things to turn out like this.

Aqua actually revealed in front of countless adventurers in the guild that, driven by her vanity, she had meanly manipulated her disciples to complete various commissions and took credit for the commissions.

If what Aqua said was false, then the guild that intentionally assigned difficult missions to the other party would have to take the corresponding responsibility for forcing such an outstanding high priest adventurer into this state.

And if what Aqua said was true, then the situation was even more tragic. Their guild became the culprit for exploiting a child adventurer.

But the most important thing now is to let Aqua calm down quickly and stop being a self-destructive machine.

"Master Aqua, I heard from Sister Marian that you should come see me at noon."

Broly walked up and said to Aqua, who had already jumped onto the wine table and was loudly declaring that she was a super bastard.

"Did something happen?"

Hearing the boy's voice, Aqua's body trembled, and she turned her head, her face a drunken red color. Normally, the wine would be purified into clear water in her body, but as long as Aqua herself intentionally did not purify it, she could really get drunk.

"Broly, you're finally back. Woohoo, I'm sorry. I must be a bad goddess. I've always caused you trouble these days..."

Aqua rushed over, hugged Broly's neck, and started crying loudly.

"No, Master Aqua is definitely not a bad goddess. You taught me water generation and water purification magic. After mastering these two magics, I no longer have to worry about water. Master Aqua also taught me the body surface dirt purification technique, which is also a practical ability."

Broly said very sincerely that he never felt there was anything bad about Aqua, and although the fighting techniques she taught were indeed useless, her other skills were like magical skills in his eyes.

Especially water generation and water purification. Even though the scrubbing technique was tried later and found not to be a universal ability to increase the wife's happiness value, it is enough as long as it is applicable to Aqua herself.

After all, taking a bath can gain him four or five points of happiness, and he can stay in this world for more than two hundred and eighty days.

Just this ability to scrub the body can get eight to nine hundred or even thousands of happiness points from Aqua, which is a huge sum of money if converted into happiness points.

"really?"

Aqua was a little unconvinced.

"real."

Broly nodded.

"Then why have you been avoiding me these past two days?"

"Hiding from you?"

Broly was a little confused.

"Just like today, I couldn't find you."

she says.

"Uh, Master Aqua, have you forgotten why I came to this world?"

Broly asked back.

"for what?"

Aqua wiped her tears and asked, then she realized that the boy wanted to find a wife. "Did you go find a wife today?"

"Ah."

Broly nodded. Even though he still had plenty of time to stay in this world, the world was big and he had to find a wife as soon as possible.

After all, the sooner you find a wife, the greater the benefits. Look, Aqua is the wife I met through time travel, and now her happiness value is almost one thousand.

Of course, Aqua's happiness value is not very stable. It fluctuates greatly. For example, it was more than 990 points at noon, but now it has become 800 points. But as long as it is generally upward, it's fine.

"Broly, don't you think it's annoying for you to take on random commissions and ask you to help with things?"

Aqua had stopped crying, but she still didn't quite believe that Broly wasn't annoying.

“Why is it annoying?”

Broly scratched his head.

"Isn't it a way to earn a living by accepting monster hunting commissions?"

Broly said he couldn't understand why he felt it was annoying to earn money to exchange for food.

"Ah, this..."

Aqua was speechless because what Broly said was true.

"Then I took the credit for you solving the commission, but you're not angry?"

Aqua thought of something and asked again.

“Why should I be angry? Those are not food. If those things can make you, Master Aqua, happy, then they should be yours. Besides, if they can’t make you, Master Aqua, happy, I won’t do some of the commissions.

For example, hunting giant frogs. It took me a lot of effort to find more than a thousand giant frogs. If you hadn't promised others that you would continue hunting giant frogs to protect their safety, I wouldn't have gone out of my way to find trouble with the giant frogs, let alone hunting thousands of giant frogs.

Therefore, this is all thanks to you, Master Aqua."

Broly told the truth that without Aqua, he might have hunted giant frogs, but he definitely couldn't have hunted so many.

Considering the situation in the previous world, Broly felt that he should focus on finding targets to conquer and improving the happiness values of the targets he had already found.

Of course, he also needs to consider whether he can get the target of his strategy to agree to join his Crystal Palace and become his wife.

Aqua was deeply moved by Broly's words.

"Why don't I have such a good disciple?"

Some adventurers expressed such regrets and were very envious of Aqua for having a disciple like Broly.

"Are you the high priest?"

"No."

"So you have stunning beauty?"

"nor."

"Then how can you have such a good disciple?"

When someone asked him this, the man was speechless.

"Damn it, this damned world where appearance matters!"

The man roared.