Dragon Ball: Saiyan's Gourmet Journey

Chapter 133 Darkness
“Ah, great Eris-sama, how did things turn out like this again?”

In the Eris Church in the town of Axel, a female knight in armor kneeled before the statue and expressed her troubles to the god she served.

“I just rushed into the goblin pile, wanting to experience being ravaged by those dirty male goblins. Oh no, I wanted to use it as a solid shield to protect my companions. However, my companions could not understand my behavior and later said that I made the team take unnecessary risks.

Ah, the feeling of having given so much only to be belittled by my peers afterwards is really great, no, it’s really terrible.

Lady Eris, you are the goddess of luck, and I am a crusader serving you. Why do I have to be abandoned by my companions? Have you stopped caring about the Darkness family? "

In the afterlife space, in the goddess's boudoir, Eris, who was drinking tea, choked and the white-haired goddess started to complain.

"That's not because you always rush into the monsters randomly. Your companions just want a Crusader who can hold the monsters' aggro. But you rush into the monsters alone because of your own habit. Of course, your fellow adventurers don't want a Crusader who can't hold the monsters' aggro stably!"

Looking through the eyes of the statue at the young girl who came from a family of devout believers and had prayed to her since she was a child, the goddess of luck Eris rubbed her temples with a headache.

The fact that Lalatina Ford Darkness was able to survive after trying to commit suicide so many times was more or less related to the fact that she was more fond of this child.

But if the opponent's masochistic attribute continues to flare up during the adventure, sooner or later she will encounter an enemy that can bring bad luck to her, because the lucky attribute is never invincible.

Just as Eris was thinking about how to save this child with a serious personality problem, she heard Darkness continue to pray: "Lord Eris, now I am alone again. If possible, please give me a friend who will never abandon me.

Of course, if you really want to abandon me, woooo, then I will still accept it. "

This prayer made Eris' eyes light up, and suddenly she had a great idea.

. . . .

"Extra, Extra, the swimsuit beauty pageant will be holding its third audition soon, and the entrance fee is only five thousand Eris!"

After Darkness finished her prayer and walked out of the church, she heard a child walking on the street shouting this, and at the same time, a flyer for a swimsuit beauty pageant floated under her feet.

Originally, Darkness was not going to pay attention to it, but she suddenly remembered her prayer in front of the statue and stopped.

He picked up the leaflet from the ground and muttered to himself, “Could this be the revelation from Eris-sama?”

Darkness was kicked out of the adventurer team right after returning from the expedition to the goblin gathering place. With nothing else to do for the time being, she decided to go to the venue of the swimsuit beauty pageant written on the flyer. After paying the money at the entrance, she entered the venue.

The venue was packed with people, most of whom were male audiences, with a small number of female audiences. Mobile vendors were walking around in the two-person-wide aisles, selling all kinds of snacks and drinks.

"Now, let us introduce again the four judges of this swimsuit beauty pageant..."

Darkness entered at the right time. Today's swimsuit beauty pageant had just begun. She found her seat and sat down, then she heard the host continue speaking using the loudspeaker.

"They are Broly, the prize sponsor and the favorite disciple of High Priestess Aqua;

The representative of the town administration who strongly supports the holding of the swimsuit beauty pageant, Prosecutor Senna;

The Adventurer's Guild representative who actively assisted in the smooth holding of the beauty pageant, and the adventurer's eternal poster girl, Ms. Luna;
And Dust, the judge who was voted by all male adventurers and represents the general male aesthetic of Axel!"

After the judges were introduced, the swimsuit beauty pageant began.

"Well, let us welcome today's first contestant..."

An adventurer who looked like a woman came out. I say she looked like a woman because she was wearing a red women's swimsuit and her body was covered with muscular muscles. It was no exaggeration to say that her arms were strong enough to run a horse.

"Then please let this lady show you her beauty."

The host said it with some difficulty that the first contestant in the beauty pageant on the third day was a protein queen, which was really embarrassing.

"I'm not married yet. I'm still a virgin."

The protein queen rolled her eyes at the host, but didn't care about the details and expressed her own understanding of beauty.

"I think beauty is muscles!" She said this and began to perform various bodybuilding moves on the swimming pool ring. In the last thirty seconds of showing her beauty, she took out a prop, a real stone slab, and performed a talent show of breaking rocks with her chest on the ring. The audience who had originally complained about the quality of the first contestant changed their attitude and applauded.

"Well, contestant number one has shown her beauty and talent. Please give us your scores, judges!"

"Females also have masculine beauty. Those muscles are obviously for practical use. They play an important role in town safety. I give them an 8."

Prosecutor Sena held up an 8-point sign, but also explained the reason for giving such a high score of 8.

"Contestant No. 7 is a powerful adventurer. As a shield guard, she is a solid shield for her teammates, but as a beauty pageant contestant, I think she is a little too rigid, so I can only give her points."

The guild's poster girl Luna also gave her own rating and reasons.

"Muscle aesthetics? You've shown me a new kind of beauty. I'll give you an 8."

Broly also raised his sign, and the scores he gave were basically no lower than seven points.

"One point, no more. Although muscle aesthetics makes sense, this is a swimsuit beauty pageant exclusively for women. Which man would want to see a muscular female warrior near the swimming pool?"

Duster held up a 1-point sign, giving no respect at all, and expressed the inner thoughts of the vast majority of male audience members present.

"Daxter, we support you, you are a real man!"

"Yeah, the other judges are either kids or women, their aesthetics are not normal at all, and they don't represent the normal aesthetics of Axel men at all."

"Only you, who once guarded the women's changing rooms and toilets with your gentle eyes and was detained by the town sheriff many times, are the true light of justice in this swimsuit beauty pageant!"

“Come on, Dust, represent the men of Axel and show your true desires, ahahahaha…”

There is no doubt that Dust's scoring was supported by a large number of male audiences in the venue. They usually dare not offend those muscular women with arms that can run horses, but at the swimsuit beauty pageant, they can gather together to support Dust, the judge who represents them, to make a fair aesthetic judgment on this beauty pageant.

"Hey, muscles aren't working?"

In the heated atmosphere, Darkness covered her belly. As a very tough Crusader, she had quite a lot of muscles on her body.

[Eris-sama, did you lead me here just to have me participate in this beauty pageant and have my body with abdominal muscles criticized by these men with extremely ugly desires? Ah, how…]

For a moment, Darkness didn’t know whether this was a reward or a punishment. But just thinking about herself as the eldest daughter of the Darkness family, wearing a thin swimsuit that could only cover her private parts, going up to the pool deck where everyone was paying attention, and exposing her body to the scrutiny and criticism of countless lustful male gazes, she felt a little excited and uncomfortable.

Looking at the flyer in her hand, which was also the registration form, Darkness found it difficult to make a decision.

"But, this is a revelation from God, right?!"

But in the end, she muttered these words and walked towards the registration desk of the conference venue.

"Hello, I want to sign up for a swimsuit beauty pageant, what should I do?"

"All you need to do is register your information and prepare a swimsuit."

After registering her identity, Darkness asked, "Am I going to go on stage soon?"

"I'm afraid that's not possible. There are too many contestants who have signed up here. We may have to wait until the afternoon before we can go on stage."

The female staff member noticed Darkness's nervousness and comforted her, "Don't put too much pressure on yourself. Even if you don't go on stage later, no one will punish you."

"Oh, no punishment?"

staff member:"???"

Why does this person look disappointed?

(End of this chapter)