Dragon Ball: Saiyan's Gourmet Journey

Chapter 142 This is my wallet
Eris’s reaction was beyond Darkness’s expectations, but she couldn’t help but feel sorry for her when she thought about how she was also friendless like her.

"Don't be like this. You just want to make friends. I can be your friend as long as you don't steal things."

Darkness said this to comfort him, and when she was not sick, she still looked very chivalrous.

"Things shouldn't be like this."

Eris felt powerless looking at her believers. She was the one who came to help the friendless Darkness, but she was defeated and pitied by the friendless Darkness. Moreover, Darkness was ready to make friends with her, the friendless goddess, out of such pity.

"The script is completely different from what I thought!"

"script?"

Darkness thought about it, and a light bulb seemed to light up in her head.

"Here, here you go."

"what?"

Darkness handed over a bag, and Eris took it subconsciously and asked.

"My wallet. Didn't you steal it once this morning?"

"But why are you suddenly giving me your wallet?"

Eris was a little slow to react, and then she heard Darkness explain, "Isn't this the way you want to make friends? Let's just pretend that I never caught you this morning, and then do it again. You can come and make a bet with me."

Eris: “…”

"Don't worry, I won't be able to catch you this time. Then, I will have to be friends with you."

Darkness continued.

"Hey, can you please stop doing this? You're making me feel even more pathetic."

Eris stopped him.

"Darkness, what are you doing? Why are you giving your wallet to someone else? Is this bastard blackmailing you?"

At this time, Aqua, who had already completed the task, came over with Broly. After seeing that the thief girl was holding Darkness's wallet, she couldn't help but use her imagination to reconstruct some things that never happened. While asking this, she made a corresponding fist gesture with her hand and looked at Eris with a bad face.

“Where are you from, you bastard? Don’t you know that Darkness is under the protection of Aqua? If you dare to bully her, you are looking down on me. Do you believe that I will beat you up?”

Aqua said in a very ruffian manner.

"Ah, this..."

The person questioning her looked very similar to her former goddess senior, which made Eris subconsciously want to explain the current situation, but Aqua didn't give her a chance to explain.

He grabbed her by the collar and continued in the tone of a villain: "You white-haired flat-chested girl, I tell you, this matter cannot be solved without a hundred thousand eris."

Eris: “…”

The tone and the gesture reminded her of the vicious scam by the Akusis cultists she encountered in the hot spring capital of Acanretia when she first came to the mortal world.

The other party perfectly replicated the image of the predecessor and even changed his self-proclaimed name to the predecessor's name. It is obvious that he is a fanatical follower of the predecessor.

Ah, why is this goddess of luck so unlucky? Even when she came to Axel, which is not the headquarters of the Axis Cult at all, she still encountered the scams of the Axis Cult members.

No, it should be said that why her devout followers knew the Axis cultists who hated her and the Eris cultists and seemed to have a good relationship with them.

Feeling somewhat puzzled, Eris looked at Darkness, and Darkness quickly explained, "That's not the case. She didn't blackmail me. I gave her the money voluntarily."

"Ha, what nonsense are you talking about, you masochist girl? Did your masochistic nature suddenly kick in? Are you treating being blackmailed for money as a reward for yourself?"

Aqua complained rudely and continued, "Don't forget your identity. You are my disciple's future wife. Your money will belong to my disciple in the future."

"Aqua, where did you come from, you evil old lady?!"

Darkness also started to complain, but it seemed that she was not very resistant and seemed to be looking forward to being controlled by Aqua, the future "evil mother-in-law".

However, there is a friendless thief lady here, and Darkness's chivalry still allows her to explain things clearly.

"What a weird way to make friends! The guy who came up with this way must have a problem with his brain!"

After listening to this, Aqua directly expressed her thoughts. While saying this, she did not notice that the white-haired girl next to her was darkening her face at a speed visible to the naked eye.

It doesn't matter who says that about her in this world, but Eris doesn't want to be told that by the mentally challenged people of the Axis Cult!
"Also, anyone who agrees with this way of making friends and actively gives his wallet to someone else must be mentally ill. It's so tiring. The Eris Church has always cultivated some idiots. There's really nothing we can do about it!"

Aqua pretended to be helpless. "Hey, Aqua, you can insult me, but I won't let you insult my faith."

Darkness is a masochist, but since it concerns the honor and disgrace of her religious sect, she must stand up.

"If not..."

"What else can you do? You are a Crusader with terrible sword skills. I am afraid that even if I stand still, your attacks will miss."

Aqua is good at making people angry. She would never allow a mere disciple's wife to challenge her position as the master's mother-in-law.

Although the final relationship has not yet been determined, a battle between the mother-in-law and the daughter-in-law seems to be about to unfold here, and the atmosphere between Aqua and Darkness has become tense.

Eris was listening nearby and understood what Aqua said. Although she had never heard Darkness mention this in prayer before, if this girl’s disciple was really the fiancé of her believer, then she had to do something about it.

She is the goddess of luck. She came to the earth this time to bring luck, not misfortune, to her believers. If Darkness's future marriage is unhappy because of her, then Eris will feel guilty for the rest of her life.

"You two, stop doing this. This is..."

Before Eris could finish her words and prepare to persuade the two, a new wallet was placed in her hand.

"Eh?"

Eris turned her head with some confusion, and saw a boy who was only two-thirds of her height floating in the air, looking at her seriously and saying, "This is my wallet. I want to be friends with you, too."

As soon as Broly said this, the first person who couldn't hold back was Aqua. The goddess of water turned around, looked at her disciple and said angrily: "Broly, can you please not come and ruin my show at this time!"

This was clearly an important moment for her to establish herself and her authority as a master in the future, but she was ruined by her own disciple.

Aqua felt a little uncomfortable. It turned out that he had forgotten his master now that he had a wife.

The more Aqua thought about it, the more aggrieved she felt. She soon acted like a punching bag and looked at Broly with resentful eyes, as if to say: You heartless little thing!
However, Aqua soon saw Broly and pointed at the white-haired girl on the other side and said, "But, Master Aqua, this person is also the wife I want."

"Wife, wife, Broly, you only care about your wife now, and you don't care about me as your master at all..."

Before [Fu] could finish his words, Aqua reacted.

"Wait, what did you just say?"

She asked her own disciples.

"I said, she is also the wife I am looking for."

Broly repeated it again.

"Huh? Ah!"

After some thought, Aqua exclaimed after she understood what Broly meant.

He looked up and took a deep breath, suddenly realizing that his disciple actually wanted to find more than one wife.

"Eh?!"

Two voices of surprise were heard nearby, one from Darkness and the other from Eris.

Among them, Darkness was a little surprised, mixed with a hint of surprise and anticipation that something was about to be planted in her head.

As for Eris, she was a little frightened.

However, in order to prevent herself from hearing wrongly, she still asked cautiously: "Little friend, what did you just say? You want me to be your wife?"

"No."

"Just saying."

"Let's be friends first. Once we become best friends, I'll ask you to be my wife."

Broly corrected that the order of the process was important.

If you don't have enough happiness, the chances of success in inviting someone to become your wife are not high.

Even if you succeed, you will waste a lot of opportunities to gain happiness points.

Eris: “…”

Oh my god, this goddess who has descended to earth has been targeted, and the one targeting her is a child!

(End of this chapter)