Dragon Ball: Saiyan's Gourmet Journey

Chapter 144: It is difficult for the weaklings to cause damage
When they were in heaven, Aqua had once CPUd Eris. After many years, these two goddesses came to the human world and did not recognize each other. However, Aqua CPUd Eris again and made her agree with the outrageous statement that "as long as you meet someone you like, even starting a harem is forgivable."

"Since you agree that you can start a harem if you meet someone you like, then are you willing, a friendless thief, to become one of my disciple's harems?"

Aqua said that she had defeated Eris, and immediately used her victory to interrogate the defeated white-haired thief girl on the opposite side.

"Of course it is..."

"Do you want to say no? Do you want to hurt a young child who really likes you? He cares about you so much. After learning that you have no friends, he gave you his wallet and wanted to be your friend. He even ignored the feelings of my master. Do you really have the heart to hurt such a simple child?"

Aqua didn't give Eris a chance to completely refuse, and she used moral blackmail on the thief girl in advance.

Eris: “…”

Looking at the confused boy gnawing on a chicken leg, she really felt like she was being kidnapped.

Just as Aqua said, this child just meant well and wanted to be friends with her. Although she wanted to marry her, what's wrong with expressing her feelings directly to someone she likes?
Besides, does this kid really understand what his wife means? Maybe he has just been misled by the Axis cultist next to him who looks very much like his former predecessor.

So, do you want to agree?

"I'm sorry, even though it will hurt you, I still can't agree to this."

In the end, Eris apologized to Broly and jumped off Aqua's moral kidnapping chariot.

After all, her true identity is a goddess. It is impossible for her to be idle and fall in love in the mortal world. You have to know that this is a world where the Demon King's army is wreaking havoc. Compared to things like falling in love, finding a way to solve the world crisis is the key.

"Ah, you said something you shouldn't have said. You actually hurt my disciple!"

Aqua immediately started yelling, but she was the one who was responsible for the chaos in this world.

At first, the first generation of Demon King appeared in this world, causing the monsters in this world to become stronger. In the end, the people who died because of monsters in this world were unwilling to reincarnate in this world, which led to a decrease in the birth rate of newborns.

In order to prevent the extinction of humanity in this world, the heavens began to reincarnate those who died young in other worlds into this world, and gave them the protection from God and the responsibility to defeat the devil.

However, Aqua is a goddess who does things in a rather careless manner. When reincarnating the young souls in the area she is responsible for, she did not do her best to explain the specific details of reincarnation in the other world and various additional matters. As a result, the reincarnated people who were sent to the other world caused various problems, some of which caused negative impacts greater than those of the Demon King's army.

Although those reincarnated people have temporarily saved the human beings in this world, the current chaos in this world is mostly due to Aqua, the goddess who randomly reincarnated souls from another world.

So, in the final analysis, the reason why Eris couldn't agree was Aqua herself, but Aqua didn't have this awareness. She just thought that the flat-chested white-haired girl opposite was ignorant and dared to refuse her and hurt her disciple.

"Master Aqua, I wasn't hurt."

Broly swallowed the piece of meat in his mouth and said this. In order to hurt him, you must at least have a large amount of happiness.

Rejecting a target like Eris, who he had just met and had no happiness value yet, would only make him feel a little disappointed.

Broly has been rejected before. For example, Alice and Altria in the Type-Moon world have also rejected him.

At that time, it made him feel uncomfortable, but now the happiness value in the single digit can no longer hurt him.

【Fight the scumbag! 】

Looking at Eris, whose happiness value increased to five points after Broly said this, this information suddenly appeared in Broly's mind.

[The one who can really hurt me would probably have to be someone like Master Aqua, who has a combat power (happiness value) of nearly 2,000 points! ]

Broly felt that he would be devastated if he was rejected by Master Aqua in the end.

【This is really a good kid. 】

Eris was comforted and thought so in her heart.

"Broly, why are you ruining my show again? You should know that I am looking for a wife for you!"

Aqua was a little angry. Based on the momentum just now, she would definitely be able to continue chasing the flat-chested white-haired girl on the opposite side.

"Master Aqua, forcing her to be your wife is not a good idea."

"What about her?"

Upon hearing this, Aqua pointed at Darkness and asked her own disciple.

"Darkness is willing, and even if we force her, I'm sure she will be happy."

Broly was a little unsure.

"Ah, if I'm forced, I think I can accept it."

Darkness gasped, and judging from her red face, she was probably in a state of imagining the non-existent IF line again. "Forget it, I don't care about you anymore!"

Aqua said this a little angrily, then started eating. But seeing how happily she was eating, she probably wasn't really angry.

"Little friend, although I can't be your wife, we can still be friends."

Eris pushed the bag of money over and said to Broly.

"Okay, then we'll be friends from now on."

Broly nodded, took the bag, and pushed the purse in front of Darkness again.

"Ok?"

Darkness looked at the money bag that was pushed in front of her and looked at Broly with some confusion.

"For you."

“Why are you giving me money all of a sudden?”

"Today's reward."

"Well, isn't this a bit too much?"

Darkness also contributed today, taking out a group of running lizards, but the money bag that Broly pushed over to her was obviously a reward that exceeded the work she had put in today.

"Not much."

Broly shook his head and said without further explanation.

Darkness was about to continue refusing the payment that didn’t belong to her, when she heard Aqua say, “You’ve been paying for meals these days. This kid is just worried that you don’t have money to spend, so she gave you the money.”

Hearing this, Darkness was a little surprised.

"You are a masochist, but Broly is not a sadist. Although he will treat you in accordance with your strange habits, he still cares about your situation. For example, he is worried that you will have no money to spend. This is why we will bring you along to do the commission.

Darkness, after seeing how we defeated the running lizards today, you don’t really think our team needs a front row, do you?

Oh, I am just worried about your financial situation and want to take you with me to make money."

Darkness stared at the boy gnawing on a chicken drumstick with wide eyes.

"So, don't give your wallet to other people!"

[Darkness's happiness value increases]

"Thank you."

This kind of tough tenderness made her mentality change a little, and Darkness no longer refused the remuneration that exceeded her labor.

"You'll have to pay for this meal!"

"Why am I treating you again?"

"Well, you don't want to?"

"That's not true."

Eris looked at Darkness, who was happily eating with the other two at the table, and her eyes softened.

[Lalatina, you should have found a friend this time who will not despise you or abandon you. This is all thanks to you! ]

After Eris finished eating a chicken leg, she left quietly, but before leaving, she gave her blessing to the three people.

【May good luck always be with you! 】

"Hey, that's strange. Why do I feel a fluctuation of divine power appearing? A-choo~"

Aqua, who was busy eating, raised her head and sneezed to cleanse the good fortune in her body.

There's a reason why this guy has low luck.

(End of this chapter)