Dragon Ball: Saiyan's Gourmet Journey

Chapter 163: Undead bathing, a cold joke - floating corpses

“What? You’re talking like that. It’s as if you won’t be able to find a good man after joining the Axis Church!”

Aqua was still a little angry when she returned home, while Darkness and Wiz beside her had indescribable expressions.

There is a reason why the Axis Cult is called a cult with mental problems. The biggest reason is that some of the believers have a somewhat unconventional XP, which is accepted by not only everyone, but also humans and animals.

If one really becomes a follower of Axis, one will lose the right to choose one's spouse in the wedding market.

Oh no, maybe no one would be willing to marry an Axis believer, that's the serious situation.

"In a sense, this is also a form of self-abuse."

Darkness was talking about choosing Broly as her future husband, after all, the boy is also a cultist of Axis.

"Ms. Darkness, could you please not take me with you?"

Wiz's expression was a little subtle, but she didn't have a masochistic tendency.

"I'm going to take a shower. I've been in the dungeon with the undead all day. I stink all over."

Aqua said as she took off her clothes and ran to the bathroom.

"Ah, does it stink?"

Wiz was a little offended and immediately sniffed his sleeve, and found that there was indeed a smell.

"Shall we take a shower together?"

Darkness did hard labor and had just returned carrying treasures, her entire body reeking of sweat.

"Isn't this not good?"

Miss Lich was a little shy, mainly because she was afraid of staying in the same bathhouse with Aqua.

"It's not a bad thing. You can also experience Broly's bath scrubbing skills."

"Hmm."

Broly looked at the Lich Lady with some anticipation, but he was the one who had the most interest, after all, he came back carrying zombies.

"OK then."

Seeing the boy's eyes looking forward to showing off his talent, Wiz reluctantly agreed.

The bathroom in the annex is more than 20 square meters, and the sink alone takes up most of it.

Rinse your body outside the pool first, and then Master Bu will come online.

Wiz's body was indeed cold, like a dead body.

However, the touch is smooth and elastic, like a fresh corpse.

The skin color is slightly darker, but it's just bloodless. It's still very white. Not only white, but also very big. It's the kind of slightly plump figure. The shape of every part is very beautiful. It can be called a plump body.

However, Wiz's body, which can be described with many compliments, still has some shortcomings, namely, insufficient metabolism.

After rubbing for a while, Broly felt a little frustrated because he didn't get much ash.

For a bath attendant, this is no less difficult than eating French fries without ketchup.

However, the good news is that after cooperating with the technique of infusing life energy, Wiz felt comfortable as she was given a full-body massage. Her happiness value rose straight up by seven points, which was a higher increase than that of Aqua and Darkness combined.

It can only be said that the other two people who are used to scrubbing their bodies have become like an old married couple and have lost their sense of novelty about some things.

Although the happiness value can still be increased, it can only be increased a little bit, which is incomparable to someone like Wiz who you are not used to yet.

[No wonder, people get tired of the old and love the new.]

With this information in his mind, Broly gently placed the Lich Lady, who had already earned enough happiness from a bath, into the huge bathtub.

In the next five minutes, Broly worked extremely quickly and completed the surface cleaning of Aqua and Darkness's bodies.

Four people were soaking in the big bathtub, but it didn't seem crowded at all. Aqua breathed a sigh of relief and picked up the high-end sparkling wine that was brought in from the side and started drinking it.

"A big bathroom is good. Marian's small bathroom can't compare to our big bathroom."

Well, Aqua is still holding a grudge, and she probably won’t forget it before she goes to bed tonight.

"Yeah, but it's a bit of a waste of water and firewood every time you take a shower."

Wiz felt that the bathtub was too big. It could accommodate at least five or six more people taking a bath together. It was just like a medium-sized bathhouse.

"Look, there's a guardrail next to it. It should be to prevent people from slipping in the pool, right?"

Wiz touched the guardrail next to him and found that the card slot on it was quite suitable for human hand grip.

“Ah, Wiz, that’s not a guardrail, that’s…”

Darkness saw this and immediately spat out the drink that Aqua was originally inviting her to drink.

"Hey, hey, hey, this is three hundred thousand eris a bottle of premium sparkling wine, and you just sprayed it into the pool?" "Aqua, please answer me a question, was this pool cleaned thoroughly before use?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Of course I cleaned it thoroughly before using it. Otherwise, how can I use it if it's covered with moss?"

"I can rest assured that."

Darkness breathed a sigh of relief.

"What's wrong?"

Wiz was a little surprised by her reaction.

"The guardrail you mentioned is not a handrail to prevent people from slipping, but an auxiliary tool. The specific usage is, um, Wiz, turn around and grab it with both hands..."

Darkness thought that instead of telling her, it would be better to let Wiz experience it herself.

"Is that right?"

Wiz obediently tried it, and soon her butt was pushed by Darkness who came from behind.

"Eh? Ah!"

Miss Lich was stunned at first, a little confused, but suddenly her face turned red.

"So it's to assist with this?"

"This kind of thing is not common in the bathrooms of nobles. Only those who like to work in the bathroom will install this kind of thing in the bathroom. Well, it seems that the former owner of this villa was a guy who knew how to have fun."

Darkness said with the attitude of a veteran player, imagining herself lying here, and suddenly added: "But I prefer shackles to handrails. If possible, it would be best if the height is high enough to put my face in the water..."

Darkness’s masochism struck again. While she was blushing and saying something strange, she stole a glance at the boy next to her, as if she was expecting his reaction.

As a result, she saw Broly having a lot of fun diving there, diving from one end of the big bathtub to the other, then floating back on the water from the other end, and then playing the diving game again.

As for the suggestive and charming scene here, it was only glanced at at the beginning, and then ignored after people failed to understand it.

"Darkness, can you let go of my waist?"

Wiz asked.

"I'm sorry, I lost my composure a little bit."

Darkness let go of Miss Lich's waist, sat back in the pool, and regained her composure.

"Whoo~"

Miss Lich also breathed a sigh of relief. The posture just now was unexpectedly embarrassing.

"Want to drink?"

Aqua came closer and asked, holding the bottle of wine.

"Ah, I won't use it."

Wiz wanted to refuse, but the next moment a bottle of wine was stuffed into his mouth.

"Don't be polite to me, drink as much as you can~"

Aqua said this generously, her face was red, and she seemed to be drunk.

"Hey, this wine is strong liquor."

Only then did Darkness notice the liquor label next to the bottle of premium sparkling wine.

"Everyone is taking a bath, so let me show you a show of flowers, birds, wind and moon!"

Aqua, who had not used any alcohol purification, had already fallen into a drunken state.

As she sprayed water everywhere, everyone fled the bathroom in a panic.

"Wow, drunk Aqua-sama is so scary, I almost got purified!"

Wiz was still in shock, and Broly was there to help her inject life energy into her and restore her somewhat illusory body.

"Aqua is still in there. Is it okay to just leave it alone?"

Darkness asked after putting on her pajamas.

She only goes home occasionally now and usually lives in the villa.

"It's okay. Master Aqua did the same thing before. She even said that sleeping in the water is more comfortable than sleeping in a bed."

Aqua is the goddess of water. It is impossible for her to drown from drunkenness. She can breathe freely in water.

Because of Broly's words, the other two chose to leave Aqua alone.

After a drunken rage, Aqua fell into the bathtub and fell asleep like a floating corpse.

(End of this chapter)