Dragon Ball: Saiyan's Gourmet Journey

Chapter 166: The Lich Lady is Condemned
"Can you be serious, man?"

Aqua clenched her fists and wanted to hit someone. She thought her breast was going to be bitten off just now.

"What's wrong with me? In this situation, what other explanation can there be except that you and Broly are playing a late-night mother-son feeding game?"

Darkness immediately retorted. After all, Aqua came into the boy's room naked and had Broly bite marks on her chest. How else could she explain this?

"Ha, I just woke up and didn't have time to get dressed. And I came to Broly's room only because I sensed the devil's aura appearing in this room, so I ran over to check the situation."

"So, where is this demon you were talking about?"

"The succubus controlled Broly and made him suddenly attack me. After I was bitten and hurt, I released my restraints on her, and the guy took the opportunity to escape through the window."

Aqua told Darkness what had just happened, which made her a little skeptical. She turned her gaze to the boy next to her.

"Broly, is what this guy said true?"

Darkness asked.

"No."

Broly shook his head.

"I told you that you are playing a special game!"

Darkness immediately started arguing with Aqua.

"The child was just manipulated and has no impression."

Aqua didn't blame Broly, but only blamed that damn succubus.

"Master Aqua, I was not manipulated. I just mistook reality for a dream."

Broly scratched his head and said embarrassedly.

Aqua, without clothes on, is fair and tender, just like the dumpling lady in the dream.

There was also the smell of food on him, which caused him to be unable to distinguish the difference between reality and dreams.

"You treat reality as a dream, that's manipulation!"

"By the way, how did he get targeted by the succubus?"

Darkness asked curiously, no matter how you look at it, a creature like a succubus should attack men who are full of bestial desires, so why would it attack such a young child?
"Do I even need to ask? It must be because he can see that my disciple is full of energy!"

Aqua has recovered and said angrily.

The teeth marks on the bun on her right side were extremely clear and it would probably take some time to disappear.

"Master Aqua, that succubus lady actually ordered a dream customization service from me in the succubus shop this morning, and she came to serve me tonight."

Broly explained.

"Hey, are you still under control?"

Aqua reached out and touched his forehead, releasing purifying power from her hand.

“I’m really not controlled.”

"If you're not being controlled, how can you speak for the succubus?"

Aqua was obviously a little unconvinced.

"Master Aqua, is it possible that what I'm saying now is the truth?"

Seeing that Aqua didn't believe him, Broly could only tell her about going to the succubus shop with Wiz in the morning.

"What, that stinking lich actually took you to a succubus shop?"

In the cemetery, Wiz suddenly shuddered.

"A succubus shop where you can customize your own dreams?"

Darkness showed a longing look, thinking that if she could customize her dreams, wouldn’t she be able to realize all kinds of rough treatment while dreaming?

“No, no, as a Crusader serving Eris-sama, how can I succumb to the methods of a succubus?”

Darkness was moved, but as a devout follower of Eris, she resisted the physical desires brought on by her masochistic personality.

"Then Broly, did you customize that kind of dream tonight?"

Darkness shifted her attention and asked the boy directly.

"Ah."

Broly nodded.

"Then in your dream, besides Aqua, was there me?"

Darkness wanted to know about this.

"Eh?"

Broly's eyes widened, he was dreaming about food, so how could he dream about other people's food?

"Isn't there any?"

Darkness’ eyes widened when she saw the boy’s reaction.

"Without you, in fact, there is no Master Aqua either. There is only me and other food in the dream."

"Huh?"
"Isn't what you ordered a dream about having an embarrassing relationship with someone else?"

"A dream about having sex with someone else?" Broly didn't quite understand the specific meaning of this sentence, but he still answered: "I had a dream about eating a lot of delicious food.

In the dream, there was a steak lady whose whole body was made of steak, or a cake girl whose whole body was made of cream and chocolate...

They were all delicious. When I woke up, it was Miss Bun's turn. I wanted to bite off Miss Bun's bun head, but she suddenly disappeared.

When I woke up from the bed, I saw Master Aqua and her breasts, and subconsciously thought she was Miss Baozi.

then……"

"So, you ate my breasts as if they were buns?"

Aqua's eyes widened. The unexpected damage to her breasts was actually caused by this reason.

"I'm sorry, Master Aqua."

Broly apologized and used the Dogeza technique.

"If you're still angry, I'll give you my breasts to bite as well."

"asshole!"

Aqua picked up the boy from the ground, opened her mouth and actually bit the boy's chest.

However, I didn't use too much force.

"You nibbled my food, so I'll nibble it back, and that way we're even!"

"Hey, is that enough?"

"If it's not enough, what else can I do? Am I really going to bite off a piece of your flesh?"

Aqua waved her hand. Tonight's exorcism was a bit of a misunderstanding, but it was not her fault. Similarly, she could not blame her disciples. So, she could only blame the lich who took Broly to the succubus shop to discuss business.

Aqua made up her mind that she would make sure that guy would be in trouble when Wiz came back.

In the cemetery, Wiz sneezed again.

"Could it be that after being infused with too much life energy, the physical condition will become infinitely close to that of a human?"

Wiz was a little confused, and after checking his own situation, he found that it was indeed the case.

The abundant life energy makes her lich body react almost like a living person.

Even the strong liquor consumed in the evening has been converted into other liquids in the body by this time.

However, when the lich lady, who was holding her urine, came back, she was confronted by Aqua.

"Why are you taking Broly to the Succubus shop?"

"Ms. Aqua, can I answer this question later? I need to go to the bathroom first."

"Hey, does a lich need to go to the bathroom too?"

"You almost purified the bathhouse in the evening. When Broly was restoring my body, he infused more life energy into me, causing my body to become more active and reach the level of a normal human. It might have been at that time that the alcohol in my body was converted..."

Miss Lich said shyly.

"Stop talking nonsense. If you don't answer my question, I won't let you go to the bathroom!"

"why is it like this?"

"Tell me the truth. What on earth were you thinking when you brought a child to the succubus shop? If you don't explain clearly, you will be embarrassed here."

"He is the maker of the potion. I gave the potion to the succubus to sell on her behalf, so I had to let him know. Didn't you praise me for my good work this morning, Aqua-sama?"

"That thing about customizing dreams..."

"I know, but Broly's custom dream, the things he needs to dream about, aren't they all food? That doesn't seem like a big deal, right?"

"Nothing, nothing, you don't even know what the food tastes like!"

Aqua curled her lips. Before Wiz came back, she and Darkness had learned from Broly the details of the dream he had tonight.

To sum it up in one sentence, it is a pool and a forest of meat. It is clearly food, but it has an anthropomorphic and seductive appearance.

"Yes, yes. Do you know how heavy and incomplete that dream is for a child? If Broly is trapped in that dream, wouldn't that be terrible?"

Darkness was also expressing her dissatisfaction. If Broly wanted to eat like this, he could just ask her for help. She could also put barbecue and butter on her body, and then be licked, bitten, and sucked...

"Woo~"

After just two sentences, Darkness was defeated by the delusion in her mind and collapsed on the ground, making strange noises.

Aqua looked at her, somewhat speechless. She knew that this masochistic girl's illness had recurred, but she had no idea what kind of picture Darkness was imagining in her mind as she had that lewd expression on her face and said strangely, "Don't lick there."

"Ah, I didn't expect this to happen. I'm sorry, it's all my fault. I admit my mistake. Lady Aqua, can you let me go to the bathroom?"

"Since you have made a mistake, you should be punished!"

Aqua looked at the lich lady with her legs clamped together, and suddenly had a bad idea.

You know, she is also an unruly goddess, and she may know more than Darkness.

And tonight, she must not be the only one to suffer unluckyness, the other guy must also suffer unluckyness!

"Too much, really too much..."

Three minutes later, Wiz, who was caught in the crossfire, went to wash her pants crying. She didn't expect that she, a grown-up, oh no, not even a human being anymore, could be forced to pee in her pants.

(End of this chapter)