Dragon Ball: Saiyan's Gourmet Journey

Chapter 533 Holy Lord: My Brother Broly?!
"Hey, Afen, this kid says he's not a demon?"

Rasu said to the red-haired man next to him.

"How interesting. What else could a guy who has passed through the gates of hell and emerged from hell be but a demon?"

Ah Fen crossed his arms, the doubt on his face gone.

"Everyone says that demons are cunning beings, and I think he is indeed very cunning. He not only disguised himself as a child, but also pretended that he was not a demon."

The man looked Broly over carefully and then said...

"I see, Ah Fen, you're really smart!"

Rasu slapped the back of his head and began praising his companion lavishly.

"Of course."

The guy who was praised was quite proud and puffed out his chest.

"I'm saying, are you two deaf, or do you not understand what I'm saying?"

Broly crossed his arms as well, feeling like he was talking to a brick wall.

"Oh, I understand what you mean. You're not the devil, you're the boss, and you're in charge."

Ah Fen shrugged, looking determined to cooperate.

"So, Brother Broly, what are you going to do next?"

Rasu asked the question.

"What I should do next, I think, is to find a wife in this world."

Broly thought for a moment and then answered the question seriously.

"Oh yeah, finding a wife..."

Ah Fen echoed, then leaned close to La Su's ear and whispered, "So demons have these kinds of needs too?"

“When the Holy Lord was still a statue, maybe the horns on the statue were His little brother!”

Jackie Chan, disguised as Jackson, overheard everything clearly and suspected that if Saint were to hear his subordinates making such a fuss about him, he might be so angry that he would burn Rasu to ashes, leaving not a trace.

However, he also wanted to complain: Do demons also find wives?

"Hey, I can hear you both. Do I need to repeat myself? Aren't I a demon?"

Broly's hearing is still quite good; there are no washing machines working in the laundry room right now.

“Sorry, Broly, we already know you’re not a demon, there’s no need to repeat it.”

"However, you might have to wait until you get out of here to think about finding a wife."

"why?"

"Because this is a men's prison, and we are being held in here."

Ah Fen and La Su each gave Broly a briefing on the current situation.

"I can't be kept here."

Broly walked to the wall and easily pried off a piece of concrete.

"In his hands, this wall looks like tofu."

"Rasu exclaimed in amazement."

"Should we just blast through the prison walls and throw ourselves out, bro?"

Afen asked excitedly.

"Oh no……"

Jackson (Jackie Chan) quickly stood in front of Broly, who was about to raise his hand to smash the wall. Heaven knows how many innocent people would be injured if he threw the punch directly.

"Ahem, what I mean is, doing this is really too conspicuous. Maybe no one in this prison can stop you, but if it attracts outside attention, some special guys might cause you some trouble, for example..."

Jackie Chan realized that his behavior was very inconsistent with his current status as a criminal, so he immediately tried to explain himself. However, he got stuck when giving examples, but fortunately, Lasu next to him helped him.

"For example, Jackie Chan and his gang will cause you some trouble, brother. The last demon that came out of hell was sent back to hell by them after it came out."

"Are you talking about the Mountain Demon, Pogan?"

"That seems to be the correct name."

“That’s right, and you can’t just ignore your boss, can you?”

Jackie Chan then spoke to Ah Fen and La Su.

"Oh, right, and our boss, Valon."

"And the Holy Lord who is possessing our boss Valon."

"Holy Lord, I've heard of Him in Hell. He is Xiaofeng's younger brother, the sixth among the eight great demons. Where is He now?"

Broly inquired.

"Our boss and the Holy Lord are in the same body and have been locked up together in solitary confinement."

“Since I have borrowed the Gates of Hell from Howling Wind, I should also help His brother. Take me there to see Him.”

"Solitary confinement is not easy to get into, but I have a good idea. However, first, I need to help you disguise yourself."

Ah Fen said that he picked up the washed and dried clothes next to him and handed them to Broly.

"It's a good thing there's a dwarf among the prisoners. That way, the guards won't discover that a hellish... cough cough, a hellish Saiyan has infiltrated this prison."

Broly changed into a yellow prison uniform and went out with the three of them. The prison guards spotted them on the way, but didn't say anything. In this reformatory, as long as the prisoners didn't escape, they still had a certain degree of freedom of movement.

"Oh, ah..."

Upon entering the restaurant, Jackie Chan suddenly clutched his stomach.

"What's wrong, Jackson?"

Rasu asked the man next to her who was clutching his stomach with concern; he actually quite liked this guy with the double chin.

"My stomach hurts a little, I might need to go to the toilet."

Jackie Chan used the "poop escape" trick, but actually went to the place where he made phone calls, and each prisoner had a certain amount of phone time per week.

Jackie Chan called Sheriff Black. He needed to tell him that the gates of hell in the prison had been opened. It didn't matter who opened them; what mattered was that the demons from hell had come out.

"South American rat, ha, what's a South American rat? It's a code! I'm looking for Sheriff Blake, what does that mean? He's busy, busy seeing a psychiatrist?"

"Yes, Mr. South American Rat, please call back in an hour."

"Hey, a new demon has appeared, I don't have that much time!"

The microphone kept beeping, and Jackie Chan's composure crumbled.

He had no choice but to call the antique shop back.

"Dad, it's me, it's Jackie Chan..."

Unsurprisingly, the father didn't recognize Jackie Chan's voice after he changed his clothes. Upon learning that the person on the phone was currently in prison, he felt that contact with criminals might corrupt his child, Xiaoyu, so he immediately hung up on Jackie Chan.

Just as Jackie Chan was about to continue making the call, the prison guard behind him patted him on the shoulder, tapped his watch on his wrist, and indicated that his time was up and it was time to go back.

. . . .

"Dad, who called?"

"Old Man's Antique Shop," Xiaoyu came over and asked.

"It was a stranger who dialed the wrong number, saying that a demon had appeared in the prison."

The old man replied nonchalantly.

"Wait, prison, demon? Jackie Chan (Uncle Jackie Chan)!"

It didn't take long for the old man and the young man to realize what was happening.

. . . .

"Hey Jackson, are you constipated? It takes you so long to go to the toilet?"

"Sorry, I'm a little constipated."

Jackie Chan is telling the truth, but it's not physical constipation, it's psychological constipation.

At this crucial moment, they all seem to be letting us down. Sheriff Blake, who is seeing a psychiatrist, treats him like a conman's father, but now all we can do is take it one step at a time.

Over there, the little boy-looking demon was diligently eating. It must be admitted that seeing the way the demon was eating made Jackie Chan a little hungry too.

"What have you decided to do?"

Jackie Chan took a plate to the window, got his lunch for lunch, and then asked about it.

“We need to create some chaos to sneak into the solitary confinement cell.”

Rasu said.

"What exactly should be done?"

Jackie Chan asked.

"Do it this way!"

Ah Fen threw the half-eaten food directly at Jackie Chan's face. "A brawl has broken out!"

Immediately afterwards, he and Rasu jumped onto the table and shouted to the surrounding prisoners.

"Oh yeah~"

Perhaps the prisoners here were living too well, because as soon as they saw someone leading a disturbance, they immediately joined in the fun without caring about the consequences.

Some people see this kind of brawl as a prison party, while others just have a grudge against others and take advantage of the chaos to start a real fight.

In an instant, the scene in the canteen was in complete chaos. The prison guards were blocked outside by the food trays flying everywhere, and Jackie Chan was dragged into the fight by the prisoners while his face was covered in porridge, and he was pinned to the ground.

"Jackson, I'm here to help you!"

Rasu, being a man of great loyalty, charged into the chaotic crowd.

"The fight's already started, what are we waiting for?"

Jackie Chan, who had just stood up, didn't notice that his Jackson mask had been ripped off by the fighters. He lowered his voice and spoke to Lasu and Afen.

"I actually quite like this guy."

Rasu picked up the hood.

"Brother Broly, this is Jackie Chan."

Ah Fen explained to Broly.

"A person who can cause me trouble doesn't seem to be anything special."

Broly, who was still holding his bowl and drinking porridge, looked at Jackie Chan but didn't find anything special about him.

However, Ah Fen and La Su surrounded Jackie Chan.

Of course, these two aren't the key figures; it's Broly, this 'devil' boy from hell, who puts immense pressure on Jackie Chan.

Jackie Chan took two steps back, and soon he was levitated and flew out in a flash.

"Wow, Jackie Chan has really become Superman!"

Rasu opened his mouth wide.

"It was just that some invisible big guy carried him out."

Broly revealed the truth; he was also quite knowledgeable about invisibility.

Those who merely become invisible without concealing their aura are practically invisible to him.

"Big guy? I think I know who it is!"

"It's Tru."

"It also has the power of the snake talisman, the rooster talisman, and the rabbit talisman."

"what is that?"

"A stone that can make people invisible, fly, and become incredibly fast, possessing special powers."

"Are those interesting little toys from your world?"

"Oh, that's not a toy, it's something of the Holy Lord, it seems to be his power."

"I've finished eating. Can you take me to see that Holy Lord now?"

Broly put down his empty bowl, casually tossed back a prisoner who had been thrown at him, and after bumping into a row of prisoners fighting like bowling pins, he followed Rasu and Afen toward the solitary confinement cell.

. . . .

Outside the prison, Tru, who was invisible and flying at high speed, brought Jackie Chan out of the prison.

Once outside, Jackie Chan saw his father and Jade, who should have been in the antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown.

"How did you get here? Oh no, how did you get here so quickly?"

“We realized what happened from that phone call. Xiaoyu went directly to District 13 to borrow a talisman, and it was Tru who brought us here.”

"Borrowing a talisman? Jade, I hope you got Sheriff Black's permission before you borrowed it."

Jackie Chan looked at his niece with a scrutinizing gaze.

"Oh, of course, I'll talk to him about it later!"

Jackie Chan, hands on his hips, was about to lecture his niece when his father interrupted him.

"How's it going at the prison now? Which demon appeared inside?"

Jackie Chan explained Broly's situation and described the key pattern on the Pangu Box.

"That was the symbol of the heavenly general who drove out the Wind Demon. The demon that was released must have been the Wind Demon."

"But the other party said they weren't a demon, they just wandered into hell by mistake..."

Before Jackie Chan could finish speaking, his father chopped him on the head.

"How can you believe the words of a demon?"

"Okay, Dad, you're right."

Jackie Chan rubbed his forehead, which had been slapped, and nodded in agreement. He didn't really believe the devil's words; he just felt he needed to explain things to his father.

"Father, I need to go and concoct a potion to deal with the Wind Demon. There's also another thing I need to do: get a fan that can be used to create a breeze."

"Can you make it?"

"Don't worry, Uncle Long, we have talismans!"

"Xiaoyu, I only need the rabbit talisman; the rest is yours."

Tru grabbed the rabbit charm and ran back with his father to prepare the potion and fan.

"Alright, Uncle Long, let's go deal with the demons first."

Xiaoyu was in high spirits.

"Oh no, Xiaoyu, you stay here, I'll go back alone."

Xiao Yu, who was leading the way toward the prison, was brought back by Jackie Chan. He told his niece to stay put and wait for him, as dealing with demons was too dangerous and not something a child should do.

"Okay, but I think you'll need me!"

Xiaoyu crossed her arms in front of her and said with a displeased look.

Just as Jackie Chan was knocking on the door to enter the prison but was stopped by the prison guards, she came over with the Dragon Talisman.

"I knew it, Uncle Long, you'd need me!"

The Dragon Talisman worked its magic, blasting open the iron gate with a loud bang. Before the prison guards could run down, Jade used the Monkey Talisman to turn Jackie Chan into a real South American rat. Then she became invisible and followed the South American rat ahead of her, running towards the prison.

Meanwhile, Broly followed Afen and Rasu to the solitary confinement area of ​​the prison. The prison guards tried to stop them from entering the area, but before they could act, Broly dodged behind them and knocked them unconscious with a light chop to the neck.

"Bang~"

The iron door of the solitary confinement cell was smashed open.

"See, I told you there must be tunnels in a place like this."

Ah Fen looked at the hole that had appeared in the floor of the solitary confinement cell, nudged Lasu next to him with his elbow, and said.

"Boss, Holy Lord, we've come to save you!"

Rasu lay down at the tunnel entrance and shouted into it.

"You two, have you released my brother yet?"

Valmont, possessed by Shendu, soon poked his head out of the underground hole like a gopher.

"Here I am, Holy Lord!"

Ah Fen and La Su quickly made way for Broly, revealing him to the Holy Lord.

"Who is this?"

"Your brother, Broly!"

"Damn it, you two idiots! I don't have brothers like that!"

The Holy Lord was getting angry. These two idiots could make mistakes when they were stealing the talisman before, and now they can't even make mistakes when releasing the demon.

"But Brother Broly, he came out of the gates of hell!"

Lasu said somewhat aggrievedly, while Afen nodded in agreement.

"Um?!"

The Holy Lord jumped out, his brows slightly furrowed. The way Rasu and Afen made their vows didn't seem like they were deceiving him.

"I think you might need to give me an explanation, friend who is supposedly from hell."

A hoarse voice came from Valon's mouth, his eyes glowing with a demonic red light, as he stood in front of Broly.

"I arrived in Hell just as you left, and after you left, I became one of your brothers and sisters in Hell..."

Especially Xiaofeng, who very generously gave up his gates of hell so I could come out of hell. That's how it is.

(End of this chapter)