Dragon Ball: Saiyan's Gourmet Journey

Chapter 593 No need for Master to worry, I can summon the grunts myself.
Broly was starting to regret being an inflatable pillow. Because it was so comfortable to sleep with him, both Yomi Isayama and Kagura Tsuchimiya treated him like one. He simply couldn't slip away from their octopus-like embraces without waking them up.

So, all I could do was sleep soundly until dawn.

Isayama Yomi was the first to get up. She carefully lifted the Saiyan boy's head with her left hand, pulled her right arm out from under his head, stuffed a pillow under his head, and then got out of bed.

The rustling sounds started, and Broly knew without opening his eyes that the girl was changing clothes. Kagura Tsuchimiya, who heard the noise, also gradually woke up.

She quietly lifted her arms and legs off the boy, sat up on the bed, stretched, and then lifted her pajamas, probably because she hadn't developed yet.

So he wasn't wearing anything underneath, his upper body bare. He sat on the bed, took the clothes the girl handed him, and changed right in front of the boy.

"Broly, time to get up!"

Having already changed her clothes, Isayama Yomi leaned close to the boy's ear on the bed and began to whisper a wake-up call.

The breath he exhaled while speaking at close range was warm and ticklish, making Broly's ears feel a little itchy and pleasant, easily bringing to mind the idiom "breath as fragrant as orchids".

However, this is because Isayama Yomi has a habit of brushing her teeth and using mouthwash to clean her mouth before bed.

Broly, who has woken up with many wives, is quite certain that a healthy person doesn't have much of a taste in their mouth right after waking up.

If there's a smell, it's mostly from the food or drink you ate or drank before bed. Some smell quite nice, but others have a fermented smell. And if you eat garlic before bed and don't brush your teeth or rinse your mouth...

"Sister Huangquan, I'm still a little sleepy, let me sleep a little longer~"

Broly rolled over, pretending he wanted to continue sleeping.

Isayama Yomi: "..."

It feels a bit unfair that a younger brother who wants to sleep in late and then acts cute towards his older sister is just the best!

"Okay then, you can go back to sleep~"

Resisting the urge to kiss the boy's cheek, Isayama Yomi allowed him to sleep in without suspicion.

"What a lazy little thing!"

Looking at the digital clock on the bedside table, Kagura Tsuchimiya realized that she was more than half an hour ahead of her usual wake-up time for school. She started complaining to the boy next to her, but the complaint was just a pretense. After getting out of bed, she took the opportunity to reach out and pinch his cheek.

After satisfying their urges, Yomi Isayama and Kagura Tsuchimiya left the room and closed the door behind them.

As soon as the door closed, Broly lightly jumped up from the bed, which was warm on both sides. After quickly folding the blankets and making the bed, he slipped out of the window without disturbing the Cursed Forbidden Path mercenaries who were setting up tents in the yard, and went to the roof of a building not far away by empty road.

The moment he landed, two black and white ninjas emerged from the ground in front of him. Because the Isayama family had activated various tight barriers, they, being spirits, could not get too close to the other side.

The white shadow ninja is one thing; it has no resentment, so getting close to it won't be treated as an evil spirit and won't trigger any defensive barriers. But the black shadow ninja is different; getting even slightly close will definitely trigger various defensive barriers, and you'll be discovered.

"Black Shadow, you attacked the Isayama family at dusk, displaying a despairing pressure. White Shadow, you came to the rescue again after the pressure was in place. After defeating the Black Shadow, I will ask you if you can stay and protect us, and you must refuse."

However, you will show some hesitation. In the end, because Yomi and Kagura are being targeted by your evil side, you will decide to help them. But it is better to teach a man to fish than to give him a fish. Therefore, you will take the opportunity to suggest improving their strength and teaching them swordsmanship.

Understand? "

The two ninjas nodded simultaneously. The host had told them about the plot beforehand, but hadn't specified the performance time.

"Of course, the plot will change a bit because there are more guards. Shadow, you need to deal with those extra guard actors to bring enough pressure."

The shadowy ninja patted his chest, looking like he was fine.

"So, what are your plans?"

As expected, the shadowy ninja made a throat-slitting gesture at him.

"I knew it was."

Broly sighed and said, "Our goal is to train people, and training people doesn't require killing others, so don't try to create an atmosphere by killing people."

Of course, if you, the villainous boss, make a move and not even a single good guy survives, that would be a bit beneath you.

Therefore, I plan to summon some new, weaker shadow ninjas to act as your helpers, giving those people a reasonable excuse not to be killed.

"Yes, bring me some evil spirit crystals before this afternoon."

"Since the good guys have more extras and supporting characters, the bad guys also need to have more minor characters. This way, the bad boss's prestige won't be diminished just because he can't even clear out the good guys' minions, and the bad guys will have more training dummies to test their strength growth..."

These are the exact words of Yoko. As for whether the shadow ninjas summoned later can be considered human, neither Broly nor the Crimson Demon Clan's great writer girl regarded their tool-like summoned creatures as human beings.

Upon hearing that its master was going to summon more shadow ninjas, the shadow ninja quickly waved its hand. Broly, observing its body language, subconsciously asked, "You mean you can't find the evil spirit crystal before this afternoon? If so, then the attack plan will have to be postponed."

As a villainous boss who exudes pressure, the Shadow Ninja can't afford to lose his cool factor. According to the saying, once a boss loses his cool factor, even if he is a demon king in the outside world, it will be difficult for him to give people a strong sense of pressure.

Just like Megumin, in the eyes of outsiders she is the powerful Crimson Demon King, but in the eyes of the Crimson Demon Clan, she is still a freeloader.

Of course, "old" here specifically refers to my husband's age.

No, Master, what I mean is...

Black flames erupted, forming characters in the air. Broly then saw the shadowy ninja crouch down, placing his hands on the ground, and darkness spread outwards.

Soon, one after another, identical black shadow ninjas emerged from the extending darkness, as if they had been copied and pasted.

The shadow ninja answered Broly's doubts with his actions, as if to say: I can summon minions myself, and I don't need my master to bother summoning new ones.

"Can you do that too?"

Broly stared blankly, then turned to the white-clad ninja beside him and asked, but the white-clad ninja shook his head to indicate that he couldn't.

"How did it do that?"

Broly was very confused; he had thought this was an ability that came with the ninja soldier template.

I encountered many infant evil spirits that attacked me. After dealing with and absorbing them, I gained this ability.

The Shadow Ninja answered as follows.

"Uh, okay then. Remember to wear the villain armor you created when you attack, but don't wear it on the low-level ninjas. That way, it will be easier to distinguish you from the low-level villains."

Remember, injure, don't kill. Also, this is your operating budget.

As Broly spoke, he tossed a ball of energy over, which the black-clad ninja quickly caught, glanced at the white-clad ninja, and began absorbing it on the spot.

The white-clad ninja looked longingly at the Saiyan boy, while Broly said to it, "You'll get one after the filming is over, but if you mess it up and one of you tries to stay on set after your scenes are finished, don't blame me for making you wrap up early."

Broly gave a warning to the two summoned creatures that were somewhat autonomous before flying away.

Only five minutes had passed between him leaving and returning to the Isayama residence.

Broly changed out of his pajamas and went out the door. "Ha, you have two bathrooms? Why didn't you say so last night?"

As soon as Broly came out, he heard Mei Isayama standing at the bathroom door questioning Yomi Isayama inside the bathroom.

“Cousin, actually, we have three toilets in our house, and my father’s room also has a separate toilet. Last night, it was because you didn’t ask me and just barged in.”

Isayama Yomi wiped her face with a towel, looking helplessly at the white-haired girl at the bathroom door.

"But if you tell me..."

"If I tell you what I said, I won't be able to clear myself of the suspicion that I'm a pervert, will I?"

Before Isayama Mei could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Isayama Yomi.

"Given the circumstances last night, I had no other choice but to resort to this measure. I hope Sister Ming will forgive me."

"Hmph, the people of the Yin-Yang Dao family are all boring fellows."

Setsuna Imano stood by with his arms crossed, watching, and said something.

"Good morning, Setsuna-neechan."

As soon as she finished speaking, Broly greeted her, and upon hearing his voice, the capable curse-wielding girl's expression froze.

The humiliating scene of her publicly urinating last night was still vivid in her mind. Now, facing the only man in the room, even if he was just a boy, made her feel uncomfortable and had a vague sense of shame.

What are you all saying at the bathroom door?

At this moment, the head of the Isayama family also came out. He saw a group of people gathered at the bathroom door and couldn't help but ask.

"Good morning, Uncle Naraku. We didn't say much, but we felt there weren't enough bathrooms, so we had to put them together when we needed to use them."

Once Isayama Mei had returned to normal, he politely greeted his uncle and began to explain in a serious manner, but he didn't mention a word about the incident of everyone getting up to relieve themselves in the middle of the night.

"I see. There's another restroom over there. You can go there if you need to use it."

"No need, Uncle. I think my cousin is about to come out too."

After the morning's little incident ended and they finished breakfast at a table, Isayama Naraku prepared to leave.

"Hey, Father, are you going out at this hour?"

Isayama Yomi asked, his eyes wide.

"Yes, after all, I am still the acting leader of the Demon Exorcism Alliance, and there are still some things that need to be handled."

Isayama Naraku knew what his adopted daughter was worried about, but there was nothing he could do. He couldn't just stay at home like an old turtle and do nothing.

"But, Uncle, isn't this too dangerous?"

Isayama Mei also frowned and asked.

"That shadowy ninja spirit's target is Kagura, I should be fine."

"Okay, I'll leave things at home to you. I'm heading out."

After finishing his speech, Isayama Naraku left the Isayama family.

"How much longer do we have to stay at home like this?"

After being left behind, Isayama Yomi petted the kittens at home for a while before asking the question.

"It should be about two months after the Tsuchimiya family's succession ceremony ends."

Izayama Mei answered.

Setsuna Imano did not refute this; her guard duty was to continue until the Tsuchimiya family completed their succession ceremony.

"About last night..."

"Don't mention it!" *2
The two girls, who were respectively maintaining a Desert Eagle pistol and a naginata, interrupted Isayama Yomi's speech in unison.

"I just want to say that this is really not my fault."

Izayama Yomi's lips twitched, and she began to speak to herself. Because of what happened last night, the relationship between the three of them was somewhat delicate today, and she felt that she needed to clarify what happened last night.

"It was all your fault!"

After hearing the whole story, Setsuna Kino glared angrily at Mei Isayama. If it weren't for this guy looking at others with such strange eyes, he wouldn't have had to go through that humiliating scene last night.

"What does this have to do with me? If anyone's to blame, it's the person who didn't lock the door when they went to the toilet. Besides, you were talking big last night, so why are you so angry today? Are you still ashamed about this after just one night?"

"Shame? Me? Do you think that's possible?"

The girl from the Cursed Path continued to be stubborn.

"If that's impossible, how about we try again?"

"One more time, what?"

"One more time..."

"Stop! What have you all been saying in front of the child?"

The situation escalated, with Mei Isayama constantly adding fuel to the fire, while Setsuna Imano found himself in a difficult position. Fortunately, Yomi Isayama called for a halt first.

Otherwise, Broly suspected that he would be forced to watch someone else's embarrassing performance of letting others have their way, or that he would be given a physiological lesson on special organs by the three of them on the spot.

"Instead of arguing with words, why don't we let our skills speak for themselves and go to the dojo to practice?"

"it is good."

"no problem."

"This time, I won't lose!" *3
Yomi Isayama's suggestion was agreed upon by the other two.

They entered the dojo at 9:30 a.m., and by noon, the three of them were covered in sweat and lay down on the wooden floor of the dojo.

Kagura Tsuchimiya felt that she couldn't be outdone just by watching the three of them spar, so she vigorously swung her sword from the sidelines.

In response, Broly could only say that, apart from the pressure of life and death, it is indeed only competition that makes people more likely to have the idea of ​​improving their strength.

Of course, due to the lack of an excellent instructor, the improvement brought about by this kind of sparring is still very limited.

(End of this chapter)