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Chapter 103 Director Xiao does not have rectal cancer!

"Director Xiao, are you planning to invite me to the bureau to sit down during the New Year?"

"..."

After hearing Li Jie speak, Xiao Yuanyin didn't really want to chat with this guy.

Choking.

"Mr. Li, can we meet? I just arrived in Pingjiang."

"Okay, order some tea at 'Jiangdong Noodle House'. I'll be there in a bit."

"Row."

You can also drink tea in the noodle shop. They sell both tea and noodles. The old men who come to listen to the opera in the morning are all quite rich.

Boss Li is the only person in "Jiangdong Noodle House" who eats five bowls of noodles. The noodles are unlimited refills. As long as you can eat it, the boss won't even bat an eyelid. After all, an old man who orders a pot of "Iron Guanyin" and listens to Pingtan has the consumption level of twenty Li Jies.

call! ! !
Storm inhalation.

“This noodle is really disgusting.”

call! ! ! !

Boss Li cursed and inhaled another violent gulp, leaving Xiao Yuanyin and his assistant Chen Yuanxiu speechless.

If it tastes bad, you will eat five bowls. If it tastes good, you will stretch your neck to go out?!
The side dishes in the noodle shop are also unlimited, and they are all small pickles and preserved vegetables such as Chinese mustard, pickled radish, shredded mustard tuber, etc.

There is also free soup, which is just boiling water mixed with egg drops and seaweed. If you can drink it, just drink up several hundred kilograms of soup. Not only will the boss not be angry, he will also sit next to you and eat melon seeds to see what magic you have.

The only thing is, food cannot be wasted.

Why did Boss Li specifically choose "Jiangdong Noodle House"?
Because the owner of "Jiangdong Noodle House" is Shu Ma's father, who is Li Jie's step-grandfather.

My cheap grandfather Shu Fengnian was really hungry when he was a child. During World War II, he hung out in the streets and alleys of the docks. He was nicknamed "Nian Mouse" and "Nian Old Bug". Those who called him "Nian Mouse" were the workers from the north, and those who called him "Nian Old Bug" were the local workers.

But they all mean the same thing, they are essentially “Jiangdong rats”, so the noodle shop is called “Jiangdong Noodle Shop”.

"It's good enough to have something to eat. You're so picky..."

An old man heard Li Jie's grandson grumbling while eating noodles, so he immediately gave him a piece of pan-fried pork chop and asked, "Do you want some vegetarian chicken?"

"Just go ahead!"

Li Jie raised his hand to greet him, and then shouted, "Another pot of Longjing, for the table of four."

A pot of Longjing tea for a table of four costs 198 yuan, and 80 yuan for one person.

Li Jie usually never drinks tea, why would he drink that stuff?

He is only eighteen years old.

Drinking tea is an adult's thing, and Director Xiao is quite suitable.

Anyway, this meal is treated by Director Xiao.

Xiao Yuanyin's face turned green. I ate two taels of noodles and paid more than two hundred?

"Mr. Li, the service at this noodle shop is great."

Assistant Chen Yuanxiu was a little surprised and thought that he could come here to fill his stomach when he came to Pingjiang in the future.

"Not bad, that's my grandpa."

"..."

"..."

Director Xiao's knuckles turned white. Are you trying to tease me?!

But I didn't dare to lose my temper and had to endure it.

Li Jie raised his hand and shouted, "Aunt Zhu, please sing a piece of 'Blood Splattered on the Yuanyang Tower'. My friends from Jianye like to listen to it!"

"Li Dabao, listening to 'Blood Splattered on the Mandarin Duck Tower' on New Year's Day?!"

"Stupid monkey, can't you listen to something nice in the first month of the year?"

However, Li Jie argued: "My friend is a policeman, a veteran policeman. It's not appropriate for him to listen to "Green Peony", right? Or "Blood Splattered in the Mandarin Duck House" is more appropriate. He has thick eyebrows, big eyes, a square face, and is full of righteousness and spirit. He is completely Wu Dalang's younger brother. Let's listen to "Blood Splattered in the Mandarin Duck House". The price for the New Year is negotiable, 120 yuan!"

"it is good!!"

The old men had no choice but to listen, so they quickly applauded and cheered.

When I heard that he was a policeman, I thought this was indeed appropriate.

I can’t say it again, let alone blood spilled on Yuanyang Tower, even if blood spilled on “Jiangdong Noodle House”, that would be what the “Jiangdong Rat” deserved. Who asked him to have such a grandson?

Shu Fengnian was so angry that his mouth was crooked. He was carrying a plate of vegetarian chicken over, but when he heard the little bastard talking about "blood splatter" on New Year's Day, what was he thinking?
Do you want me to splash blood on your face?
But since it was the police officer from Jianye who wanted to hear it, there was nothing much to say. It’s one hundred and twenty... after all.

After putting down the vegetarian chicken, the old man nudged Li Jie's arm and said, "Are you okay?"

"I killed someone in Jianye, and they came to ask me how I did it."

"You can't talk during the New Year, right?!"

Shu Fengnian raised his hand and hit Li Jie on the head. With a thud, the old man smiled and said to Xiao Yuanyin and Chen Yuanxiu, "Wait a moment, Longjing will be here soon."

I don’t eat Longjing!

Xiao Yuanyin wanted to say this, but he finally forced a smile, "Boss, don't worry, we are not in a hurry, let's eat noodles first."

Huh! ! Director Xiao also took a deep sip of the noodles. Just as Li explained: it tasted terrible.

The toppings are good though, and the pork chop in the big bowl is really good.

After eating, the three of them sat down and drank Longjing tea.

There is definitely no "Mingqian Longjing", they are all on the verge of expiration, you can just deal with them, some of them are not even drinkable.

After some consideration, Director Xiao asked Li Jie: "Mr. Li, excuse me, do you have an organization?"

“Not an organization.”

Li Jie shook his head, took out his phone, pointed at the group of "Ten Years of Black Fans" who were called "十年磨一蟹" and said, "It's a gang. It's a gang."

Something's happened to me, and you bastards are trying to run away!
They are all accomplices!

"..."

"..."

Faced with Boss Li's honest explanation, Director Xiao had no idea what to do. After a while, Xiao Yuanyin asked again: "The 'ghost fire' on Hexi Park Road is blowing up the streets..."

"Fans, these are all the messages that fans sent me, and I just helped to forward them on Weibo. Isn't this all due to your planning? We, the law-abiding citizens, are just cooperating. The police and the public are so close."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Yuanyin immediately raised his eyebrows.

Because he loves to hear these words.

It is obvious that Boss Li is a person who can be communicated with, not a psychopath.

Of course, even if Boss Li is a psychopath, what does it matter? As long as he is not mentally ill, it's fine.

He is just the director of a district police station. In ancient times, he would be a constable, which is a far cry from the county lieutenant.

"I personally admire Mr. Li's integrity and kindness, and hope to have more exchanges with him in the future."

"What a coincidence! As soon as I saw your upright temperament, I felt that you were the 'evil-killer'. As a law-abiding citizen, I also have a strong sense of justice, and I was also the 'Advanced Individual for Acting Bravely for Justice' last year. I will definitely learn a lot from you in the future, and if I see anything that violates the law, I will report it to you!"

Secretary Chen was confused: What? The director and Boss Li just said three sentences and they became close friends regardless of age difference?

Do you want to “cut off the chicken’s head, burn yellow paper” and then kowtow on the spot?
He doesn't ask to be born on the same day of the same month and year, and certainly doesn't ask to die on the same day of the same month and year. Mr. Li feels that he will live to be a hundred years old.

The attitudes of both sides were quite good, and Li Jie could tell at a glance that Director Xiao was someone capable of great things.

How can you not think about making progress when you reach middle age?
As for Xiao Yuanyin, Li Jie had asked Guo Rong and Su Yongzhi to find out about him. When he was young, he had ideals and was motivated. He was also a wealthy family in Jiangdong. Although he was indeed a member of the Xiao family five hundred years ago, who didn't have rich ancestors? Isn't this a little bit different from the present generation?

Xiao Yuanyin's hard work was just short of "support from a noble person", but unfortunately his family was weak, his wife's family was ordinary, his mentor was upright, his superior was retired... It would take a few years for him to find a relative for his children, and his son was not yet an adult.

Relying solely on personal efforts and struggles to reach the position of the head of a district bureau is already the ceiling for most elites.

To make further breakthroughs, in addition to personal efforts, we must also look at the course of history.

But because of "Hulu Man", "Black Cat Man" or some other man, Director Xiao had a hunch that he wanted to "beat heaven by half a step", so where did this magic trick come from?
He thinks "Black Cat Man" is pretty cool.

That’s wonderful, all cats meow like that.

The most important thing is that he discovered that the eighteen-year-old Boss Li...actually had such a tacit understanding with him. This was really something he never expected.

Oh no, nineteen.

After all, a year has passed and I'm one year older.

"Boss, I'll add you to the group."

"what?"

"It's convenient to contact."

As Li Jieshi spoke, he took out his mobile phone, scanned Xiao Yuanyin's business card, and then pulled Xiao Yuanyin into the "Ten Years of Black Fans" group called "十年磨一蟹".

After seeing this, "Brother Guo" added @Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng in the group and asked, "Welcome the newcomers, happy new year and good health."

"@All members, please pay attention. This @Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng is an Internet police officer. Please be careful with your comments next time."

Boss Li gave the rebellious people on the electric poles a useless vaccination in advance.

“@Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng, if the hair color picture is not spread, it shouldn’t have any impact, right?”

"@Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng, the torrents in the group files were saved by Xie Ge'er. He is the group owner. I can't delete them. It has nothing to do with me!"

……

Seeing the message on his phone instantly display "99+", Xiao Yuanyin felt that his phone was about to turn red and explode.

And "Sing a song "The Greatness of the Sky" for Brother Guo" was a private message to Xiao Yuanyin: "What stage are friends at?"

Xiao Yuanyin was completely confused and had no idea what was going on. However, Li Jie quickly snatched Xiao Yuanyin's phone and sent a quick reply: "Advanced stage of rectal cancer."

You're in the advanced stage of rectal cancer!

Only then did Xiao Yuanyin realize that this group was that group.

Throwing the phone back to Chief Xiao, Boss Li looked calm, not feeling guilty at all, and then drank Longjing tea and said, "Chief, before the broadcast of Black Cat Cop... Can the Canglong District Police Station work together?"

"..."

The blood pressure that was just high has actually dropped!
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