I am out of control, I don't have a pattern

Chapter 122: The Stupid Youth Has Broad Thoughts

The huge success of "Black Cat Cop" is inevitable, because our "cat flow" is the best!

Since the fans all say so, let’s take it seriously.

"Cat Claw Darts" are selling like hot cakes!

"Cat head mask" is also selling well!
"Black Cat Cape" is still a hot seller!
The sewing machines and overlock machines on the assembly line are almost smoking. Now the two large hot stamping lines in Jianye City are taking orders for "Black Cat Man", and their production capacity is fully utilized.

The largest screen printing production line in Pingjiang City is currently madly producing four-piece bedding sets with the motifs of "Black Cat Man" and "Hulu Man".

Sheets, quilt covers, pillowcases...in one word, hot sellers!
Every day when Boss Li wakes up, he accepts millions of dollars with tears in his eyes. He has more than 200 clients for OEM orders, agency contracts, and consignment sales applications.

It would be fine if they made a whopping 100 million in copyright fees, but the peripheral sales were so high that "Sanjiang Media" and "Yongle Media" actually had to sign a strategic partnership agreement with "Creative Ability".

The outline of the second part of "Black Cat Cop" has not been written yet, and there are more than ten institutions planning to book the theater for 150 million yuan.

Boss Li is recognized as the "king of children" at that station!
"Mr. Li, thank you for taking the time to come to my Canglong District Branch. The cooperation with Mr. Li has had an unprecedented effect on improving the overall social image of our bureau..."

At this time, at the entrance of the Canglong District Police Station, the "Officer Judy" propaganda board played by two "sweet girls" has become a holy place for local mentally retarded college students to check in.

The Canglong District Branch does not understand the second dimension, but understands the importance of social stability.

So the two policewomen with sweet smiles have been going to university towns recently to carry out activities to promote law-abidingness, and the effect has been very good. However, the reasons given by the crispy college students are ridiculous: For the sake of "Officer Judy", we will never commit crimes!

Social stability depends on sex.

Boss Li thought that he was also a college student, and he didn't understand the thoughts of you "newts": Are you doing that for "Officer Judy"? You are obviously greedy for "Officer Judy's" body, you are noble, because I am greedy too!
"Commander, why don't I see the two rabbit police officers?"

Today, we welcome Li Jie, the boss of "Creative Ability", who is either "Leopard Police Officer" or "Xia Qiyang". Is this good? This is not good.

"I went to a brother unit in Xuanwu County to help with some legal publicity. The problem of juvenile crime in Xuanwu County is very difficult. Now that our bureau has a very positive image in society, our care for young people is more convincing..."

Xiao Yuanyin blabbered a lot of nonsense, then changed the subject, "Boss Li, there is something I don't know whether I should talk about it or not."

"Commander, we are one of them."

"Then I'll tell you straight."

Taking advantage of the excitement, Director Xiao said to Li Jie, "Two things, actually one thing. One, I have a friend in Luzhou, Zhang Wenyuan, you know he is under a lot of pressure right now, I have no other ideas, just one, I hope that Mr. Li will show mercy, if there are any reports of cases solved in Jianye in the future, please don't post @Luzhou Police on Weibo."

"How much?"

"..."

"No way, you don't want to pay me? You're taking advantage of me? That's too much, sir."

"It's not that we don't want to pay. Do you think we can also have a joint cooperation in cultural promotion? The Canglong District Police Station is now the justice partner of the 'Black Cat Man'. Do you think the Luzhou City Police Station... is suitable?"

"I think 'one ear' is quite suitable."

"..."

Of course, Boss Li would not really not give face, so he said, "Before, I was very restrained. After all, I gave face to the director, right? But what happened later has nothing to do with me. It was all because of the 'Internet scoundrels' who were dissatisfied and deliberately disgusted the Luzhou police. I didn't instigate it."

"..."

After a moment's silence, Xiao Yuanyin did not speak. He originally wanted to mention the "Ten Years of Black Fans" group, but was afraid of being bombarded by "Singing "The Greatness of the Sky" for Brother Guo", so he stopped there.

"The second thing is that Yang Shiren from Kaihuang Group wants to meet with Mr. Li and have a meal."

"Who is putting pressure on you, Bureau Chief?"

"No."

When Xiao Yuanyin answered, he pointed his finger upwards.

Obviously, the Canglong District Branch could not bear the pressure, so the higher-ups assigned a task, and it was reasonable for the job to fall on Director Xiao.

Who told you, the Canglong District Branch, to almost make "Black Cat Man" the mascot of the branch?
This one is crazy for you...

In other words, Xiao Yuanyin is not greedy, otherwise he would have made a fortune selling the peripheral products of the Canglong District Branch.

However, Director Xiao also said during the meeting that he would not do it, but he did not object to the next term doing it. In short, all the benefits and so on would be kept, and he would not take a penny.

Everyone stand up!!
Even the two "Officer Judy" on the posters couldn't wait to send Chief Xiao off for his promotion...

Boss Li and Director Xiao are friends, so for the sake of friendship, he gave him this face.

Then he took out his cell phone, picked out a number from the blacklist, and dialed the number directly in front of Xiao Yuanyin.

"Hello? Boss Yang, I'm Li Jie."

"..."

Yang Shiren never thought that this guy would call him. The Yang family is in a bad situation now. Although it is not to the point of all monkeys scattering when the tree falls, the losses are heavy.

It all stemmed from the lack of firepower in Sanjiang Province, which resulted in the fact that Li Jie, this local dog, could not be killed no matter what.

"Hello? Hello? Fuck..."

Boss Li was about to hang up and redial, thinking the signal was bad, but he heard a voice from the other end, "Boss Li, let's put an end to Yang Ying's matter, how about that?"

"You speak."

"One price, two hundred million."

"Two billion."

"What the hell..."

"Three billion."

"Just three billion!"

Yang Shiren's sudden words shocked Xiao Yuanyin beyond words.

No, this...

Is the money of this wealthy family just numbers?
Three billion, not thirty dollars.

He used to think that it was horrible and exaggerated that Li Jie could easily earn 10 or 20 million yuan, but now he realizes that he was too superficial.

As the director of the Canglong District Branch, his vision is still a little lacking.

Too young, too innocent, and sometimes even childish. "Boss Yang, can you make this decision?"

"My name, Yang Shiren, still has some weight."

In fact, Yang Shiren could mobilize 20 billion in cash to drown Li Jie, but this money could not be converted into lethality, so he kept his mouth shut, especially when he knew that Li Jie had a problem with his brain circuit. He was afraid that if he opened his mouth and said "Don't say 3 billion, even 30 billion is no problem", Li Jie would directly say "Then give me 30 billion to see our strength"...

Yang Shiren, who was trying to figure out the thinking mode of this stupid young man Li Jie, had no intention of treating him as a normal person.

"Since it's significant, then let's say that I'm also interested in some of Daye Film's assets. I asked before and they're worth 1.5 billion. Boss Yang, is it okay for me to spend 1.5 billion to buy Daye Film?"

"..."

The veins on Yang Shiren's fingers bulged as he gripped the phone. He had been as hard as iron for so many years and few people could influence him. After all, he had been an astronaut and had carried out space missions, so a strong psychological quality was the minimum requirement.

But now he really wanted to beat this Jiangnan dog to death!

If you can beat it.

The entire Yang family did not believe that Yang Ying's ghostly claim that the human form of "Super Wind God Pterosaur" was Li Jie. Yang Ying had long lost the trust of his family, and only Yang Shiren believed him.

If Yang Ying, a stupid young man, can exist, there's nothing unreasonable about having an even more weird Li Jie.

However, because Yang Shiren did not have enough information, his analysis and judgment of Li Jie was still very biased. He suspected that Li Jie was a lost "experimental subject". Such "experimental subjects" with enhanced bodies appear every year, but most of the time they are performing special tasks in special environments and are not convenient to be seen in public.

He speculated that several of the Yang family's competitors were secretly conducting medical experiments again, and then wanted to quickly screen out the data to compete for orders from the Ministry of Defense.

All of this is speculation. After all, it is possible that Li Jie accidentally took "banned drugs" circulating on the international black market, some of which may even be infectious virus injections.

To be honest, if possible, Yang Shiren would be more interested in spending another 1.5 billion to capture Li Jie and study him.

Especially now, perhaps only I and Yang Ying in the Yang family have correctly realized how terrifying Li Jie, this local dog, is.

"No problem. 'Daye Films' is sold to you for 1.5 billion."

"So straightforward? Is this a trick?"

"I, Yang Shiren, never tell lies."

"Then I'm still in need of a few celebrities to decorate my storefront. Boss Yang, can you help introduce some?"

"no problem."

“This is so refreshing.”

Li Jie suddenly wondered if Yang Shiren had something wrong with his brain?
Chief Xiao, who was standing aside like a fool, just wanted to say that these two people were fucking crazy. He had met Yang Shiren and had a very good impression of him. After all, Yang Shiren was a heroic figure who was truly capable and talented.

But now after a phone call with Li Jie, what can I say, the Wolf Warrior challenged the pastoral dog to a fight, and instantly turned into a Husky?
Fortunately, I stood firm and was not affected.

While Li Jie and Yang Shiren were still discussing the details, Director Xiao took out his mobile phone and looked at the messages in the group. He found an emoticon package that was very funny and smiled at that moment: From this moment on, this emoticon is mine.

The group is very agitated now, and many people say that if Crab Brother doesn't release the "Black Cat Man" suit, they will blow up Jianye Art College tomorrow.

Director Xiao doesn't dare to take it as a joke. This broken group could explode into anything except the group itself.

So he quickly posted a picture of the "Black Cat Man" set he bought: "No need to pretend, mine has arrived, it feels very good, and it can be used even for sensitive skin."

"Fuck! @Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng, how did you get this?! It's only on pre-sale now, shit!"

"Brother, can you give it to me first? I really need it!"

"I don't think I'll make it through this year, give it to me first!"

"I'm faster. I can live until October at most. Give it to me first!"

"No, how did you get this? Crab brother said that we have just started to increase our production capacity."

"@Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng, do you want to date me? It's guaranteed to be a great experience."

"I'm from Jianye. I got it directly from the factory."

Chief Xiao never expected this kind of impact, and explained the situation honestly immediately.

It was indeed Xiao Yuanyin who went directly to the factory to get it, and it was indeed the "Black Cat Man" suit, with everything from the hood, leather suit, cape, cat claw darts, etc.

It’s just that this was ordered by the Canglong District Branch as part of an activity, and there are only twenty sets in total.

"Brother Xiao, Brother Xiao, I don't usually ask you for anything, but today, I want to ask you for a favor..."

As long as the same routine works, it will never go out of style.

This is a large group of 3,000 people. Although some people stop coming online to chat from time to time, it is no problem for 300 to 500 people to be active on a daily basis.

Before Xiao Yuanyin could react, 385 people had already prepared their money and asked "Brother Xiao" to help buy things for them.

This group has been like this for many years, helping each other. Since you, "Brother Xiao", are from Jianye and you look like a big shot, please give me a favor.

A few "small shrimps" from Jianye also waved their flags and shouted, saying that "Brother Xiao" was awesome.

The pre-sale price of the set was 2,888 yuan, but the group members were all very particular people, so they simply calculated it to 3,000 yuan, and then transferred the entire amount, 1,155,000 yuan, directly to "Brother Xiao".

“@Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng, Brother Xiao, the money has been transferred. Please also help us get some more peripherals, such as key chains or something.”

"Brother Xiao loves you~~"

"..."

What the fuck...

Xiao Yuanyin stood there in the wind, his face disheveled and he looked unwell.

No, I, Xiao Yuanyin, am incorruptible and have never... Well, if I don't help with this, won't these people get angry?
Of course if it was just the group bombing, then there would be no problem, but I'm afraid it's more than just the group bombing.

After Boss Li hung up the phone with Yang Shiren, he felt so relieved. Boss Li, who closed the group and didn't add to the trouble, didn't know what happened in the group. Even if he joined the group now, he would have been flooded with spam messages.

I'm too lazy to look through the historical chats.

"Commander, why do you have such an expression?"

"Then what..."

Xiao Yuanyin hesitated for a moment, then said, "Boss Li, let's eat and drink well later."

(End of this chapter)