I am out of control, I don't have a pattern

Chapter 149: Meaningless Design

Sizzle, sizzle...

It was another busy day. After finishing filming, Boss Li went to have sex with "Little White Cat" and "Masochistic Miss", continued to keep his body and mind healthy, and then devoted himself to happier work.

The main thing is to modify the flight control and reserve a few external modules. This time, shorting the four companies of the Yang family made a small profit. In addition to continuing to "recruit troops" to build a large-scale shooting base of its own, it also needs to cooperate with Jianye University of Aeronautics and Astronautics to build a satellite and then launch it into space through the school's launch platform.

There is no need to buy satellites, Boss Li can design them himself; launching them is not difficult either, because Jianye University of Aeronautics and Astronautics has its own offshore launch platform, and when he has nothing to do, he can launch students' graduation projects into space in the form of satellites.

The "JY series" rockets were also designed independently by Jianye University of Aeronautics and Astronautics. They are commercial rockets with all intellectual property rights, so as long as the money is in place, any launch posture can be achieved.

Boss Li plans to launch four satellites to build a regional navigation system.

The key to the problem is that he has no qualifications for satellite design or navigation system operation, but it doesn’t matter. As I said before: go to Japan and open a military industrial enterprise for 3 billion.

Problems that can be solved with money are not problems.

Sizzle, sizzle...

The welding operation continued. The beautiful fireworks formed by the plasma jet made Li Fazhu, who was sitting in a wheelchair not far away, speechless. Without looking at Han Zitong next to him, he asked, "Has he always been this stupid?"

"Don't doubt your eyes, he is indeed an idiot."

"damn it……"

Master Li cursed, "All my thirty-five men were killed by this idiot. I am the fucking idiot."

"Don't doubt your brain, you really are."

"Fuck you."

"Don't curse. You're in a wheelchair now. I don't even need to use my hands to hit you."

"..."

The two were silent for a while, and then watched Li Jie start up a "humanoid mecha".

"Did this guy really create such a god-awful thing?!"

Master Li felt like he was having a nightmare. In the dream, there was a vast desert, and in the desert, besides himself, there was only an eagle.

That's sand sculpture.

"What's even more incredible is that it can be started and work..."

He took out a pack of "Supreme Jinling" and shook out a cigarette and put it in his mouth. Han Zitong also gave one to Li Fazhu. After lighting it, the two of them smoked for a while and watched Li Jie enter the "humanoid mecha" quietly, and then jumped onto the five-ton vibration platform to test the balance and rigid structure.

I thought it was a bunch of garbage, but...

Li Jie is wearing a "humanoid mecha" and walking on the "plum blossom pile"!
He also jumped!

He can even jump big!
Hiss...hoo...

After exhaling a long stream of thick smoke, Master Li entered the "Han Zitong 1.0" period. It felt like watching this stupid young man Li Jie was like watching the Jade Emperor reveal himself.

"How did he do it?"

Master Li asked this simple and plain question.

“Mechanical design, circuit design, electric-by-wire, electric control, human-machine interaction, material engineering… In short, if you specialize in a variety of technologies, you can do it.”

Han Zitong pointed to the next room with a blank expression, "Oh, by the way, there is a special energy storage device over there. When it rains, you can see him shouting 'Thunder God, help me' while using lightning to charge. A bolt of lightning can charge about 100 degrees."

"..."

"Don't doubt me, I'm not lying to you. Oh, and that flying motorcycle was modified by him himself."

After a pause, Han Zitong, who was holding a cigarette, narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "I am quite free here. Apart from digging caves, I usually go to a nearby bathing center called 'Buckingham Palace' to relax."

"What do you mean?"

"What I mean is, are you willing to come and fight with us? Anyway, you know that the current Yang family is unlikely to let people like you and me go. We will die sooner or later, so it's better to stick with this idiot day by day."

"..."

"And I advise you to agree. Otherwise, he will shock you every day not because he wants to find out something from you, but just for fun. He is just an idiot. Don't overestimate his ideas. He has no ideas. He just does whatever he wants. He is just having fun."

"..."

Master Li is not afraid of that kind of psychopath, but if this psychopath is a pure idiot, that would be quite scary.

especially……

They also know how to use high technology!

Where the hell can I go to seek justice?
The reason why Boss Li wanted to test the "humanoid mecha" was just to see how high the "vehicle operation stunts (advanced)" was.

At the moment, it seems that the number is indeed quite high. Anyway, Li Jie's reaction nerves are absolutely amazing now. He can even control the "humanoid mecha" with ease, so flying a space plane is like a piece of cake.

"Boss, what did you build this thing for?"

Han Zitong suddenly asked loudly, pointing at the "humanoid mecha".

"I am going to make a movie called 'Space Knight' in the future. I will play the leading role and my name is 'D-boy'."

This boy likes D, so he is called "D-boy", there is nothing wrong with that.

After getting the answer, Han Zitong nodded to Li Jie, and then said to Li Fazhu: "Did you hear that? He is such an idiot, you can never guess what the things he wants to make are used for. Just like when he went to cause trouble at the 'Daxing Industrial Research Institute', there were so many good equipments, but he picked up an obsolete Gauss gun, and it was a fucking pistol. Just because the gun was plated with gold!"

"Indeed, he even named the gun 'Golden Desert Eagle'..."

Li Fazhu did not deny this point, and he quite understood Han Zitong's poor performance.

After a moment, Master Li suddenly became curious: "Old Han, let me ask you something, why does this idiot always call you 'Old Eight'?" "He helped me get a new identity, a very clean one. My name is Zhao Bajiao, nicknamed 'Old Eight'."

"He still has this method?"

"There are many orphans who died young in welfare institutions. Those who have not been deregistered or are missing can be used at any time."

"Fuck..."

For a moment, Master Li suddenly felt that this was indeed a good idea.

Boom! !

The two old acquaintances were chatting happily when Li Jie suddenly drove the "humanoid mecha" off the vibration platform and then lifted up a two-and-a-half-ton I-beam.

In order to perfectly match the perception of the human body, there are a large number of pressure sensors inside the rigid armor of the "humanoid mecha".

From the knuckles to the knee joints to the soles of the feet, they are densely packed and countless.

This meaningless design is only to facilitate the synchronization of the driver's neural perception. When the mecha's hands hold the I-beam, what the driver feels is a weight reduced to two hundred and fifty kilograms.

The weight ratio of neural perception can be set in advance, and Li Jie set it to 0.1.

But again, this design... makes no sense.

In order to match this neural perception synchronization, a separate built-in hydraulic system must be designed. It is completely dead weight and does not serve the purpose of increasing maneuverability or balance. It is only used to extend perception.

Han Zitong and Li Fazhu, who participated in the entire design and manufacturing process of this broken thing, had been thinking about it for several days, but they really couldn't keep up with Li Jie's incredible train of thought.

"so what have you thought of?"

Han Zitong asked casually after blowing out a smoke ring.

"If you die with an idiot, you will be happy as a ghost."

Master Li, with a sullen face, also gave a casual reply.

In this day and age, what else can someone like him, who makes a living by living on the edge of a knife, do?
His mechanical prosthetic limbs have been removed, what else can he do?

Ten minutes later, Li Jie jumped out of the "humanoid mecha", picked up the spray paint can, and sprayed a line of small words on it - Baicas.

"Boss, what does 'Bai Ka Si' mean?"

"Name."

“The boss has good taste.”

"That is required."

Boss Li washed his hands and asked, "Do you have something to report to me?"

"Master Li has seriously considered it and plans to join the good side and work with us in the future."

"Then I have to prepare a gift for him. Life must be done with a sense of ritual. That's what my mothers all say."

"..."

Which good guy's mother is plural?

Moms...?

However, Boss Li did prepare a gift for Master Li to join the "Li Gang", a multifunctional tracked... wheelchair.

For the same wheelchair, Boss Li designed five different application scenarios, so they were named "Pili One", "Pili Two", "Pili Three", "Pili Four" and "Pili Five" respectively.

The entire "Pili Series" tracked wheelchair can also be equipped with a protective armor, which is designed with an external interface. When a person is inside the protective armor, he can use an external camera to observe the environment from a 360-degree angle.

After receiving the gift, Master Li thought it was a great thing, but he still wanted his own mechanical prosthesis.

"Don't worry, I have already bought a factory and can start producing mechanical prosthetics at any time. When the trial production starts, I will make you a pair of legs first."

"Thank you, boss. What do you want to know now? I will tell you everything I know."

"So refreshing?"

Boss Li, who was a little surprised, thought about it and asked while putting on protective armor for Master Li, "Do you know the distribution of the Yang family's high-quality assets in Wo Nu?"

"There are several 'underground banks' and smuggling warehouses. I know all of them."

"Then let's talk about 'underground banks'. It just so happens that I'm going to participate in the World Athletics Federation's 'Golden League', so... wait!"

Suddenly, Boss Li's face changed and he quickly found two external cameras. Both external cameras were quite large, like telescopes, and they had infrared functions and low-light enhancement.

"Boss, is there something wrong with this equipment?"

"No, you don't understand."

Li Jie did not give any explanation for Han Zitong's question.

How could Han Zitong possibly understand?

Li Jie was staring at the fully armored version of Li Fazhu in a tracked wheelchair, and then he imitated a mechanical sound: "Ee~~~~wa~~~~"

Then he slowly raised his hand and saluted the armored version of Li Fazhu in the tracked wheelchair.

Hello Wall-E, there is no Eva here.

Divine gold.

Han Zitong and Li Fazhu suddenly fell completely silent.

(End of this chapter)