I am out of control, I don't have a pattern

Chapter 15 What is the tea flavor? They are all good sisters!

"Wow, brother Bi, I met a girl when I was playing King of Glory today. She was very flirtatious and called me 'brother' the whole time. She's really good at it."

In the evening, Li Jie went to Wohu District to eat salted goose, and ordered a portion of "Northeast Large La Noodles". While eating in the store, he shared it with the "ten-year old fans" in the "black fan group".

"How can you talk like that, Crab Brother? How can you talk like that?!"

"That's right! Watch your attitude! What do you mean by 'tea in the tea'?!"

"Where is the 'green tea' these days? They are all caring and thoughtful..."

"Good sister!!!"

This bunch of animals actually answered in unison, and the three words "good sister" directly dominated the screen.

Student Li curled his lips immediately, and then sneered: "You guys are hopeless."

"Shut up! You are a young and famous beast, you have a lot of savings, you have a good figure, and you have turned your life around! I wish I could eat your flesh and chew your bones alive..."

"That's right! We clearly agreed to rot together, but you, Crab Brother, actually turned over a new leaf. My heart aches. I can't sleep every night now. Even if I fall asleep, my pillow is wet when I wake up every day."

"I told you not to cum on the pillow..."

"Fuck you!"

After a routine exchange of insults, "Brother Bi" popped up at the right time, "These days, a good sister is one who has a 'tea flavor'. Brother Xie, do you have a unique taste and like the new independent women of the new era?"

"..."

Li Jie was silenced by "Brother Bi's" words. He really thought about it seriously and it seemed that "Green Tea Sister" was not bad either?
Pooh!
fart!

I can't let myself be led astray by these beasts.

slip away.

Close the group immediately. If your mind is polluted by these guys again, you might actually think “green tea” is pretty good.

He is not a fool, why is there such a "tea flavor"?

Isn’t it for your own savings?
After traveling through time, as a "congenital orphan holy body", I only had a little "coffin money" by cheating and copying. I spent money here and there, and finally saved up two or three million yuan. Is it easy?

Don't let anyone slander you just by talking.

Not to mention one mouth, even two mouths won’t work!

No!

After finishing the salted goose, he ordered another goose neck. The boss, who was from Northeast China, was quite generous and gave Li Jie two bottles of soda for free to soothe his throat.

After eating and drinking, I sat in the second-hand car and enjoyed the air conditioning to digest the food. By the way, I started a game of "League of Legends". As soon as I entered, I was invited into the room by "Shake, Shake, Shake".

Wow, this "saucy" sister actually took the initiative to book a room and wait for me?
Do you have to be so considerate?
"Brother, have you finished your dinner?"

"..."

What do you mean? Waiting on time?

Li Jie immediately felt that the person with the ID "Shaking, Shaking, Shaking" must be a "toe-picking man" who used a voice changer, and he guessed that he was trying to cheat him of his money.

But it doesn’t matter, as long as you don’t pay, it’s fine.

Even if he is a "big toe-picking guy", he now sounds soft and cute through the voice changer.

As long as it's not too hard or too fierce, everything is fine.

"I did just finish my meal, and was planning on walking around the camp to see the game or something."

"Then brother, are you going to double-team? I'll still be your Diao Chan?"

Wow, “she” also calls me “brother”.

Ka!

The game starts counting down...

The emotional value is at its maximum, so why not feel more happy?
Student Li said that he was also responding to this sincere enthusiasm!

It's a pity that "Lü Bu" was snatched away by the opponent. Damn...

Where is my Diao Chan?!
"Brother, can you play 'Sun Ce'?"

"I'm just average at driving a boat, and my boating skills are a little lacking."

"Then I'll just choose 'Da Qiao', brother. If you run into a wall, I'll use my ultimate to pass you over..."

"..."

Wow, sister, although you are a little teay, I like you so much~~
Mung bean "Sun Ce"...come on!
"Are you two sick?!"

"Damn, I'm paired with a couple again. I guess I'll send it again. Next one."

"Six-point shot."

Li Jie was a little embarrassed. He was usually afraid of meeting couples when playing solo. It was so difficult to rank up, why hurt each other? !

"Please rest assured, we will have fun. 'Sun Ce' can provide support faster than 'Lü Bu', and we can outnumber the enemy in two and a half minutes in the bottom lane..."

You know what, this “rock, rock, rock” movement is quite soothing.

The three players who originally had no intention of taking any battle power, upon hearing that the girl did not look like a "chaste and heroic woman", immediately felt that this battle was worth a try.

Although Green Bean's "Sun Ce" made people uneasy, Li Jie's words "Let's go out and see the results after the battle" did give people confidence.

Four minutes later...

"Fuck @#￥&'Sun Ce', you @#￥led me to crash into the crowd on the opposite side, why don't you crash your @#￥& into the @#￥ crowd?! I @#￥..."

"... and you @#%'Da Qiao', will your phone overheat if you put a circle? I'm at full health and you put a circle under my feet, why don't you put a hula hoop for your parents?! I finally got to the ten-star king, you￥%@..."

Soon, the system prompted.

Of course, it’s not a prompt from the “Superstar System”, but one from the game.

Two players were banned by the system.

As soon as the six minutes were up, both men surrendered.

But because Li Jie automatically refused to surrender, his surrender was naturally unsuccessful, so two more teenagers smashed the mobile phones.

We were pushed to the high ground in eight minutes. Normally, this game would have been a lost one.

But after Li Jie got his touch back, his enhanced physical fitness finally showed its advantage again.

The finger control is obviously more delicate, the technique has not changed, there are only a few combos, but it is incredibly smooth, especially the "stability" when controlling units, which is really much better than before.

They pushed the line in the side lane for ten minutes. "Da Qiao" ambushed in the grass behind the dragon pit in advance, and then used her ultimate to fight more people against fewer people.

In a small team battle, we actually tricked the opponent.

Another minute and a half of military operations, the opponent is obviously no match for "Sun Ce" and "Da Qiao", all three lanes and two towers are destroyed, plus a highland tower on the side lane. At this time, there are still two people on the opponent who are resurrecting. There is another small team battle at the highland tower, still with more people against fewer. Before the resurrected people come out of the fountain, the opponent actually surrenders...

"What the hell?! You can win with this?!"

Li Jie felt so happy. A "Jedi comeback" was sometimes more satisfying than a "five consecutive comebacks".

Li Jie originally pulled two foul-mouthed guys in to criticize and ridicule them, but he didn't expect that these two guys would actually write out a letter to apologize...

Damn it? !
Even better!
Without starting the next game, Li Jie opened the voice chat with "Yao A Yao A Yao" to complain about how he turned the tables after being scolded just now.

After chatting for more than ten minutes, "摇啊摇啊摇" suddenly said: "Brother, your skills are so good, why don't you start a live broadcast, so that it will be easier for me to find you in the future. Come on, play with me in a duo row."

"I don't have a job. I can't be a host."

"Brother, actually I want to be a broadcaster, but I don't dare to do it alone. Brother, you are so good at it, it would be great if you could take me with you..."

"..."

It’s hard... No, it’s done!

No problem, I’ll register a live broadcast account right away!
(End of this chapter)