I am out of control, I don't have a pattern

Chapter 158 True Blackie Foil
"Fuck, that Chinese guy is just an amateur!"

"Calm down, Don. Rhythm, rhythm, rhythm..."

The coaching staff quickly reassured Donald Rumsfeld from Chicago that it was not easy for him to participate in the World Athletics Golden League this time.

At first, he almost represented the "French Community", but in the end he represented America.

After all, French Louisiana has administrative autonomy and recognizes dual citizenship. Donald Rumsfeld does not recognize himself as a "New France"; rather, he is a part of the "Greater Brittany Region."

It is sometimes not easy for athletes to avoid politics.

So Lao Li stepped forward and comforted them: "Don't worry about my performance, just follow the original pace and fight for the second place."

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The two members of the coaching team couldn't stand this kind of bullshit and were about to rush over, but they saw Li Jie flexing his muscles in front of the camera again, so they calmed down instantly.

This is just an amateur silly bird!
Don't bother with him.

Athletes from the African Union member countries came forward to ask Lao Li how much the endorsement fee was per year.

When they heard that it was tens of millions a year, they were all shocked.

How can a long jumper actually get such endorsement fees?
This is unscientific.

They’ve caught up with the 100-meter athletes.

"The direction of your endorsement is wrong. Don't most people know that they can't jump as far as professional athletes? They know, but they will pretend to set a dream for themselves to deceive themselves. Therefore, we must not only focus on the fields related to professional athletes. We must jump out of our comfort zone."

As he spoke, Li Jie took out a sausage and started eating. "Starch, pork, and a little bit of seasoning, that's all. Eating too much will make you fat, but we are professional athletes, so we can burn off whatever we eat, right?"

"Correct."

"Mmmmmmm..."

Several black guys nodded repeatedly and were instantly enlightened.

"But what function does it represent?"

"healthy!"

Boss Li said seriously, "High-quality carbohydrates, high-quality protein, high-quality fats..."

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Making money like this... isn't that a bit unscrupulous?

A few black guys had just jumped 8.30m and 8.2m, and now they were just taking a breath and chatting with their colleagues who came from the "old Chinese" group.

After chatting for a while, I actually felt that there was indeed something wrong with my previous way of making money.

Once your mind opens up, everything becomes clear.

Since he can endorse starch sausage, it is not impossible for him to endorse "Enshima".

Even endorsing bananas is fine.

As long as you can eat it, how can it be unhealthy?
As for why some people gain weight after eating it while others don’t, it all depends on personal efforts.

At the end of the group stage, Boss Li's three-round scores were 8.49 meters, 8.59 meters, and 8.69 meters, which directly stimulated American Donald Rumsfeld to such an extent that he scored 8.55 meters to qualify.

But compared to 8.69 meters, it is still a little short of the distance.

The budget results don’t count, the real ability comes next.

The long jump athlete of the national team who could have made it into the top eight this time, failed to even make the 8.48-meter mark after Li Jie's attack on his mentality. He felt completely numb.

Long jump coach Wang Ying comforted them and said it would not be too late to avenge themselves at the next "Huating Station".

As for a beast like Li Jie...

There is no way, if you encounter it, you can only blame yourself for your bad luck.

The result of 8.48 meters is not bad, and last year's champion could have just gotten by, but this time someone took the lead in "internal competition", forcing the great players to not dare to hold back their strength and to quickly show their strength.

Otherwise gold is saying goodbye to them.

I talked to my black friend about brand building. After hearing that Li Jie already has his own brand, athletes from the African Union member countries were all in awe and wanted to learn about his advanced personal brand building experience.

"First, there must be a story, second, there must be poetry and distant places, and finally, there must be high-quality and low-priced products. What is your hometown most famous for?"

"Cocoa, and bananas."

"Then you can sell your own brand of fruit, make up an inspirational character, for example, call him 'Odebiao', and then... Oh, it's my turn. I'll continue the conversation after I finish the dance."

Get in position, start, accelerate, jump high, hit the sand pit like a torpedo, 8.79 meters!

The first new record of this World Athletics Golden League!

"Basic operation, no need to applaud, no need to applaud..."

Boss Li jogged along the way, high-fiving his black friends one by one, then tore off a sausage while drinking water, eating and chatting, "Let's continue talking about the banana business..."

"Li, Li, Li, if... I mean if, if I want to sell bananas in China, what is the best way?"

"Of course, I'd like to find a big fruit company. But since you asked, I believe you want to try to start this business yourself. Where are you from?"

"In a Congolese jungle..."

"OK, no problem at all. The world's three largest rainforest belts are perfect for doing business like this. If it were me, I would market you on the Chinese Internet and add an impressive soundtrack. For example, my company has a whistle song called "Caravan", which is very suitable... Karim, it's your turn." "Wait until I finish dancing and then we can continue chatting!!"

Karim is different from other black athletes. He wears a gold chain as thick as a thumb around his neck. It is obvious that he comes from a chief's family and he is a prince at least.

Get in position, start, accelerate, jump high, and fall headfirst into the sand pit like a dwarf crocodile, 8.58 meters!

It was a good performance, but it made Rumsfeld, who came from Chicago, feel uncomfortable.

These bastards must be on drugs!

Urine test is required after the game!!
Currently, all athletes from the member countries of the "American Alliance", except for Rumsfeld, have been wiped out, all because of Boss Lee.

Athletes are not excited enough in the preliminaries and it is common for them to crash.

Being alert during a game is as important as being focused.

Karim is not interested in the results of the competition at all. He will just be runner-up no matter how he dances. There won't be much endorsement fees and prize money when he returns home. He might as well talk business with Li Jie, who is from "old China".

Several black guys were also very interested. As they chatted, they actually whistled and danced a "Maasai tribe" lion hunting celebration dance.

None of the black guys here are from the "Maasai tribe", but because the "Maasai" are famous and known as the coolest and bravest people in Africa, these black guys who can participate in international competitions will occasionally use their fame to show off.

Only Boss Li was seen blending in, and everyone was dancing in circles, which made the other athletes dumbfounded.

In the director's room of the national television station, the commentators looked confused: No...is this the Golden League?

After a closer look, it was the Golden League.

The “ten-year old fans” who watched the game online were not interested in the content of the game. They simply found the official website of an international bookmaker and frantically bet on Crab Brother to win the championship.

The odds are quite high, but not many people buy "crab powder". They just buy it for the sake of fun.

But in the talent apartment of Jianye Art Institute, Su Mengyao was laughing "hehehe" while buying tickets for Jie Gege's championship and record-breaking.

The records of the Golden League are of average value, and basically someone breaks the records every time. Su Mengyao bought tickets from all the regular channels and then waited for the prize draw.

On TV, watching Brother Jie dancing a strange dance with a group of little black guys, Yaoyao felt that Brother Jie had indeed become much more handsome. Whether a person is handsome or not, he needs someone to set him off. When these little black guys stand there, Brother Jie's temperament is immediately brought to the fullest.

Because of the sudden buying, many bookmakers began to investigate what Li Jie was doing. You wouldn’t know until you see it. How could he withstand this fighting power that “came out of nowhere”?
The odds were lowered quickly. After calculating the previous big buys, the maximum loss was 50 to 60 million US dollars, which was no big deal and could be sustained.

However, European bookmakers are stubborn and are still offering an incredible odds of 4 to 1. This has led to gamblers who have discovered that the "American Alliance" bookmakers have lowered their odds to rush in directly.

Go ahead, brothers!
Boss Li’s personal Weibo account was instantly overwhelmed, with an increase of 70,000 to 80,000 gambler fans, all of whom came to cheer for Boss Li with the look of a ten-year-old fan.

As Boss Li's agent, Chen Pi took a look, then his body trembled, and he quickly reported the matter to Li Jie, "Master Li, the odds of several European stupid bird bookmakers are quite exaggerated, should we start?"

"Find a vest and buy me to win!"

Boss Li stretched out his palm, then made a fist with his five fingers, "Buy at the highest price!"

Others may only have two or three aliases, but Boss Li is different. He is the leader of "Red Star". Over the years, there are as many aliases as there are members of "Red Star". In addition, there are brother organizations, and there are five other "welfare homes" in Pingjiang City alone.

If a single ticket costs 5,000 euros, and a vest buys the maximum amount of 10,000 euros, and buys them from 20 different bookmakers, then one vest will get 200,000 euros, which is great.

In addition, there are 3,000 "Ten Years of Black Fans" who are the most black fans. While waiting for the third jump, Boss Li started playing with his phone and @ all members in the group: Don't blame me for not reminding you. European bookmakers have not changed my odds yet. Take a chance and your motorcycle will become a bicycle!
"You evil creature, you actually taught us to gamble!"

"Get lost! Is this gambling? This is a little treat from your father!"

"@GG Bang is really awesome, not Crab Brother, how can you really break the record?"

Boss Li, who changed his ID again, replied with the nickname "GG Bang is the real one": "It's broken."

Xiao Yuanyin, who had been lurking, suddenly said, "I have already bought 200,000 euros. This is all my savings!"

"Fuck! Awesome!"

"Brother Xiao is awesome!"

"Brother Xiao, six six six..."

“Stud is a spirit!”

“Stud is an attitude!”

"Others are afraid of me!"

"Shuttle!"

"Oli, give~~~"

It was not until the "Ten Years of Black Fans" group made a collective effort that European bookmakers quickly responded. They have been running the Golden League for many years. In fact, the "Gold" in the Golden League is the joint investment of bookmakers and sports departments in many European countries.

Fifty kilograms of gold were placed on the podium of the finals, attracting countless people's attention and was a very explosive marketing method at that time.

Basically, the bookmakers' models rarely go wrong, and they have investigated Li Jie's information in great detail. He looks like an amateur player, and this is his first time participating in an international competition, and he has never had any solid results in competitions.

But in Li Jie's current condition, a urine test is necessary!

Anyway, after the game, each urine tester will have to drink a cup of urine. They must taste it to see what it tastes like!
Although the price has been corrected, if Li Jie wins the championship and breaks the record, he will have to pay out at least 600 million euros.

In particular, all purchases are made with a limit of 10,000 Euros, and no on-site identity confirmation is required.

This kind of work error made many shareholders of gaming companies furious, and they could only hope that there was something wrong with Li Jie's urine test.

Unfortunately, someone had tasted the urine sample before the game and it was just the right taste, neither salty nor bland.

The betting buys on both sides of the Atlantic instantly triggered a buzz on the Chinese Internet. In addition, tens of thousands of gamblers gathered under Boss Li's Weibo account to cheer him on, and a large number of self-media outlets focused on reporting on the game and the betting buys.

In the long jump final, except for Rumsfeld, the other six athletes from Africa were all familiar with Li Jie.

Come on, buddies, let’s jump 8.88 meters high to liven up the atmosphere!
(End of this chapter)