I am out of control, I don't have a pattern

Chapter 203 Guide Dogs Xiaokou and Xiaobai
"Boss, why are we buying so many washing machines? Are we opening a laundry shop?"

"Make a centrifuge array."

"..."

Li Fazhu, who was always curious, had a bad feeling and quickly persuaded, "Boss, Boss, calm down, you must calm down!"

"What? Are you afraid that I will build an atomic bomb?"

"Of course not, I mean..."

"You are your mother, go away. Don't make me tear you apart and sacrifice you to science."

"..."

Boss Li recently acquired several upstream parts suppliers of washing machines and dismantled several brands of washing machines. He found that the owner of a centrifuge brand fell into bankruptcy crisis due to gambling.

Isn't this just paying for it?

The acquisition was completed with only 150 million yuan.

At the same time, all the technical information of a machine that the company had pre-developed had already been handed over to Boss Li, who used the pretext of transferring the R&D unit to Jianye City and preparing to build a trial production plant in Jianye City.

Having said that, Boss Li actually plans to transform a large centrifuge based on the prototype.

This saves a lot of trouble. At least the scale of the centrifuge array does not need to be so large.

In particular, the centrifuge array consumes extremely high electricity. For this purpose, Boss Li has contacted a shipyard and is preparing to buy three idle polar research ships that have not been sold.

After only one minute of consultation, Boss Li apologized for disturbing me.

One ship, seven billion.

Oh my god, Grandpa Li, I still have to make a movie!
Even though they work so hard to make movies, they only make 3 billion or 7 billion a year...then they have to go into the adult entertainment industry!
So are there any cheaper polar research ships?
Have!
Eight hundred million.

Damn, isn't there anything cheaper?
This really doesn't...

At this moment, Boss Li realized how insignificant he was. If he wanted to reach the moon on his own, he would need at least two or three hundred billion yuan in funding.

It's just the beginning, and the success rate is not guaranteed.

It’s so humble, really so humble.

There is no other way. After careful consideration, Boss Li plans to produce a batch of "depleted uranium armor-piercing bullets" and sell them to well-known international militants.

The main reason is that "depleted uranium bombs" are cheap, much cheaper than the strictly controlled "tungsten core bombs". The most expensive "depleted uranium bombs" are only one-third of the price of "tungsten core bombs".

In the African Union, many abstract warlords don't care if their subordinates get testicular cancer and will just have their testicular cancer removed.

According to the current money-making rate of "creative ability", it should not be a problem to obtain a license for a "military science and technology" enterprise this year.

Then you can go to Wonu (Central Administrative Region) and have fun there. As for the Ministry of National Defense sending a permanent representative, that's not a problem.

Boss Li already has a perfect candidate to serve as the permanent representative of the Ministry of National Defense, but he is not needed for the time being.

"Yao Yao."

"I'm here."

"Performing the 1,198th experiment."

"clear."

Unlike humans who find it difficult to multitask, Boss Li has a production line in his "unlit factory" that is producing a batch of special toys under the monitoring of "Yaoyao". They are also mechanical dogs, but they are made of genuine leather, flocking, and a body temperature sensing system.

At first glance, it looks similar to a real dog. Because of its built-in airbags, the touch feels very close to that of a real dog and you can pet, pat, touch and rub it.

This batch of mechanical dogs are named "Guide Dog Little Q" and are specifically sold to visually impaired people and charitable organizations.

One unit doesn’t cost 188,000 yuan, nor 98,000 yuan, but only 28,000 yuan.

A show-level Labrador would cost at least several thousand or even over ten thousand, but this "guide dog Little Q" was only sold for twenty-eight thousand, so Boss Li just earned some hard-earned money.

The main reason is that a lot of metal materials would be wasted if they are not processed. The previous production of the Robot War Wolf also developed quite good command-following habits. Now the production is just about writing the program and then shipping it out.

In addition, the production line does not require manpower or research and development, so Boss Li's profit is about 25,000 yuan, and the cost is only 3,000 yuan.

Boss Li has calculated that if he sells one million units, he can buy a polar research ship and then secretly go to Antarctica to produce "Gomorra", "Evil Belia" or "Baltan".

it's a bargain.

In addition, since Boss Li also has his own social software "QQ", it is completely reasonable for him to name the product "Guide Dog Little Q".

They also specially registered a new company called "Sanjiang Provincial Administration Jianye QQ Information Communication Technology Co., Ltd." and its trademark is a dog head.

The mascot also became "Guide Dog Little Q", which is too reasonable.

In order to promote the mascot, Boss Li finished a day of experiments and shooting night scenes. After working overtime to write the copy, he will ask his employees to shoot public service advertisements, public service promotional videos and public service soft articles during the day tomorrow.

"Guide Dog Little Q" must let everyone know before the Chinese New Year.

In response to this, Boss Li said the next day that the dog head emoticon package should be promoted on a large scale and widely, so that there will be a dog head wherever the screen is!

Anyway, "Houlang Weibo" has crashed again and spread the virus. At a time when many social software are competing for the upper hand, "QQ" will surely spread to every corner of the Internet.

The employees were very enthusiastic about their work and Boss Li was very satisfied; but when an employee took the lead in making the "White Dog God", Boss Li was very unhappy.

Is it okay to flatter someone but end up hitting his leg?

This is not good.

Of course, Boss Li is a result-oriented, vulgar capitalist. When he found that the "White Dog God" series was showing signs of becoming a big hit, he decisively ordered the "Shake It Shake Crafts Factory No. 2" to open a special "Little White Series" production line.

A skin was added to “Guide Dog Quan Xiao Q”, called “Guide Dog Xiao Bai”.

The white "big-headed dog" still feels great.

"What the hell! What the hell is this, Crab Brother? Is it a real dog or a fake dog?"

"Robot dog! Wow, this is awesome, Crab Brother! How much is it? Twenty-eight thousand?! Wow, I want this!!"

"It's only 28,000 with so many sensors? No way... How did you do that?!"

"Fuck this voice recognition, fuck!"

"It can jump! Jump!"

“Does the mechanical guide dog work?”

"Of course it works."

"Going out to the supermarket to buy something and carrying ten kilograms of rice seems to be quite good."

"Is 28,000 too cheap? I think the army's infantry companion mechanical dogs cost more than 200,000."

"Nonsense, this doesn't need anti-interference, and there's no all-terrain consideration. It's enough to be able to sense the front, back, left, right, and small-scale distances. And there's no need to use a full motor, the batteries can be made distributed, and there's a horizontal gyroscope, which doesn't need to be too good. In fact, since it's made into a guide dog, it can be even more economical if the size is cut in half and the outer fur is removed."

In the "Ten Years of Black Fans" group, a group of people who are bedridden and unable to get up are the most enthusiastic in talking about this. Two of them have been asking Li Jie if he could make a hospice care robot to save Li Jie the trouble of making a trip.

Li Jie said no, because these bastards are almost dying, and they still want the hospice robot to be in the shape of a maid.

Your grandma’s…

However, the birth of "Guide Dog Xiaobai" has inspired many people to customize a life-size robot, and then use skin-like material on the outside to replicate their own image. In this way, after they die, they can still accompany their emotionally broken relatives.

Unfortunately, Li Jie still refused. Instead of wasting time, he might as well record more video and voice messages.

A one-to-one replica of a life-size robot?
If you don’t want your loved ones to live a good life in the future, just think about it.

"Brother Crab, I never ask for help from anyone..."

"Stop talking nonsense, I bought your masturbation cup for you, and you never ask for help from anyone."

"Give me the whole mechanical dog!"

"Call daddy."

"father."

"Yes, that's right. That's more reasonable. I'll ask Brother Chen to deliver it to the Fujian Provincial Government. Ask Auntie to get me some more salted and dried peanuts. I want 500 kilograms."

"Our family harvested 200 kilograms of peanuts this year."

"Don't you know how to buy it?"

"..."

Faced with the self-righteousness of "Crab Brother", the unyielding son of the telephone pole nicknamed "Wo Genli Gang Oh" had to agree, and then transferred 28,000 yuan to him.

This guy is a live streamer, helping to bring goods to the village, and he sells quite well.

What about red-skinned bananas, peanuts, sugarcane juice, emblica fruit, jaboticaba, dried sweet potatoes...

I sell whatever I have. I started out as an "anti-cancer anchor", but I didn't get cancer after two years. So I fought for another two years, but still didn't get cancer. I kept persisting, and after another two years, I'm still alive.

The situation this year is not very good, and I can only live broadcast while lying in bed. Fortunately, I left a lot of money for my family. Of course, it is not a lot of money, but it is actually not much, only about 300,000 yuan.

After all, he is not a big anchor, and few people like to watch a "haggard" anchor.

It would be great if the warmth brought by love could last for a while.

Life has to move forward.

Another anchor who has a good relationship with him is "Give You Two a Nest" from the Hedong Provincial Government. He also wants to have one, mainly for the live broadcast effect.

So, he doesn't want "guide dog Xiaobai", he just wants "a nimble dog for the mountains".

This is not something that can be solved with 28,000 yuan.

Friendship price, 150,000.

Li Jie also had someone come to his home to record his accent when giving commands, giving him super VIP treatment.

It’s true that the overall consumption capacity of this small group is quite good, but the big buyer is “Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng”.

Director Xiao wants the Mechanical War Wolf, but that would expose the origin of the Mechanical War Wolf, so he has to keep a low profile.

"Guide Dog Series" No matter whether it is Xiaobai, Xiaokou or Xiaoshuang, here are twenty of them first and they will be donated to Jianye City Disabled Persons Rescue Center in the name of Jianye City Police Department.

Of course, even if you buy it, you still have to go through a technical review, and the city council has to issue specific legal provisions.

After all, "mechanical guide dogs" have their own batteries, so safety risks must be considered when they enter and exit closed places and spaces such as subways, buses, elevators, etc.

Fortunately, there was an old comrade in the city council named Su Yongzhi. He thought that it was possible to do a pilot project, so he initiated a motion and introduced the Interim Management Measures for Smart Mobility Assistance Devices for Visually Impaired People in Jianye City.

As steady as a robot dog, Mr. Su is indeed an outstanding legislator who cares about the people.

In fact, before "Guide Dog Little Q", there were already companion-type household robots, including this kind of guide robot.

And it is more advanced than what Boss Li is currently developing.

but!

That’s it. However, the cheapest one costs more than two million yuan, and basically only a few people can afford it.

And because the quantity is so small, they are all "cyber luxury goods". Their relationship with ordinary people cannot be said to be zero, but it is not that high anyway.

On the contrary, several "convention" member states of the "American Alliance" are promoting the popularization of "cyber luxury goods", but due to the high initial costs, it has been delayed.

The cost of a "guide robot" is still not as cheap as hiring a nanny.

A "Luzon maid" or "African Union nanny" can take care of your eating, drinking, defecating, urinating and sleeping for only 3,000 yuan a month. The cost-effectiveness should not be too high.

A robot dog that costs more than two million yuan is just for leading the way, and only wealthy families can afford it.

Of course, there are more ways to play. You can just clone the eyeball and replace it. It is easy to replace the cornea.

Of course, on the basis of being even richer, there is also the richest way of playing, like the Yang family, which is to replace whatever is broken. The cost-effectiveness for such a super wealthy family is extremely high.

A guide robot?
What kind of fantasy do ordinary people have before they die?

Poor people always have a lot of trouble.

So when Boss Li's "guide dog Xiaobai" came out, the price of 28,000 yuan was completely unbelievable. However, the Jianye City Council held a technical hearing specifically for "KuKu". Boss Li wanted his mechanical dog to perform a sliding tackle, a big jump, a two-and-a-half-week aerial turn, and a full Thomas spin.

Although Mr. Su Yongzhi failed to invite Sanjiang Chief Secretary Zhu Guorui, Zhu Yan, the chairman of "Yongle Media", was determined to come and join in the fun.

A technical expert group was also formed. After all, Zhu Yan is not only the chairman of "Yongle Media", but also a member of the Electronic Science and Technology Committee of the Sanjiang Provincial Government.

Of course, the most important thing is that he is the son of Sanjiang Provincial Secretary Zhu Guorui.

This is very important and must be tested.

Every time people with "creative ability" discuss cooperation with people from "Yongle Media", Deputy General Manager Chen Pi will repeatedly test them on this point.

Now that there is a possibility of cooperation again, there is no doubt that we must cheer up.

"Mr. Chen, which company did the boss acquire? This guide robot is quite interesting."

"Why are you asking so many questions?"

"Mr. Chen, I'm sorry...Should I pack my things and go to the finance department to get my salary?"

"Yes."

"..."

You won’t fire me if I say something soft?

You will be fired even if you say soft words!
We have the core technology of "creative ability", and no one is allowed to ask about it!

I, Chenpi, don't ask, and my debut assistant Dong Sharen doesn't ask. So why do you, who only get paid but don't do any work, ask? !

Fired!
All fired!
After firing the employee who was a little too curious, Chenpi quickly reminded the publicity and promotion department to seize the time and continue to work closely with local visually impaired people to let them also experience the convenience brought by technology.

Not 998, not 798, not 598, just 28,000!
what are you waiting for? !

You can use it in your own community first!

Pick up your phone, dial the "Xiaobai Hotline", and when you hear the bark of a dog, your exclusive mechanical guide dog will deliver the goods to your door!

(End of this chapter)