I am out of control, I don't have a pattern

Chapter 210: Accumulate some virtue for the child (copied wrongly in the draft box, has been modified)

[I got up to make breakfast and realized that I copied the wrong chapter from the draft box. Sorry. I have corrected it.]

"Just tell me your name and position, and I'll give you a quick death after you tell me."

On the hillside of Tianjing Mountain, Boss Li sat on a stone sculpture of a bixi, looking at the militants lying on the ground with serious injuries, and spoke while playing with his mobile phone.

"You bastard! Sooner or later you will be...

sieve!
One shot to the head.

rustling.

Li Jie raised his hand and fired two more shots, directly smashing the head into pieces.

At this time, Niu Erya sent a message on the mobile phone: Dabao, Yaoyao may be about to give birth, when will you come over?

Boss Li rubbed the glass with one hand and replied: I'm busy, let her do it first.

Then the phone rang.

"Li Dabao! Are you a human being?! Your wife is giving birth in the hospital, and you told me to let her get pregnant first?! Are you talking like a human being?! You..."

"Don't worry, don't worry, Comrade Niu Erya. I'm working overtime. I'll be here in a moment. I'll make it in time. Don't worry, the children will definitely be able to smell the scent of their biological father as soon as they are born."

"You @#￥%￥#@&"

beep.

The phone was hung up and blocked.

Quite skilled, quite flexible, and done in one go.

He ordered a song, "Wang Tianxian" version of "How Many Good Sisters Do You Have?". The sound effect of the in-ear headphones was still very average, but Boss Li just listened to it for the fun of it.

He hummed a little tune, stepped on the body on the ground, raised his hand and fired another shot: "Fuck you, you are pretending to be cool, I will make sure you die without a complete corpse."

Then he took out the magazine and took a look. Not bad, it was full of "coins".

"You, do you want to recruit?"

"Born in the Yang family..."

sieve!
Susu!

"You talk too much bullshit. You're about to die but you still want to act cool."

Then Boss Li was shocked, "No, I should have tortured them and then severely punished them. There is something wrong with what I did. I gave them a good time."

So I looked around and found a pry bar.

A Guanyin temple is being built on the top of Tianjing Mountain, but due to a break in the funding chain, the project has now become an unfinished project. The Bodhisattva has not yet been invited into the temple, and only the foundation has been built outside.

The people who were watching the construction site went down the mountain to eat barbecue, so there were not many people on the mountain. After all, even if someone came to the mountain to steal construction materials, it would take some skills to transport them down the mountain.

So there are scaffolding, crowbars, hollow bricks and so on everywhere.

"Mr. Li! You will die a miserable death—"

Bang!
Click!
He smashed the opponent's leg bone with a stick, then Li Jie stepped on the opponent's head with a grim smile, "Continue..."

The other party gritted his teeth and held back, only letting out a muffled groan.

"Wow, what a man, so strong, so loyal, so touching..."

Bang!
Click!
Another blow from the stick directly broke his arm.

Then he stepped on the wrist of the other hand, picked up the crowbar, and chopped off a finger with the tip of the crowbar like driving a pile.

One.

Then another one.

Another one...

Li Jie was still nodding his head while listening to classic old songs. He has quite a few good sisters.

Just as he was about to continue, his cell phone rang again. It was She Qingchun calling: "Oh my, the baby is in trouble. Yaoyao looks like she had a difficult birth. It doesn't look like the baby will come out easily. Baby, do you want to come over and see what's going on?"

"Mom, I'm on my way. The signal here is not very good. There are people fighting with machetes. It's a bit scary. I'm going back quickly."

"Baby, please be safe. You must be safe. Be careful. The social security is very bad now. I heard that someone was throwing bombs everywhere in Beijing. It was scary. Are you alone? If you are not alone, I will talk to Xiao Jing and ask her to drive over to pick you up... Hey, hey, hey, Aya, why did you snatch my phone? Don't be like this..."

"Li Dabao! Can you be a little more responsible? Your child is about to be born, and your wife is having a difficult delivery. Can you please pay more attention?"

"We're on the way. We'll be there in ten minutes."

"You'd better hurry up! You're going to be a father soon, can't you be a little more virtuous for your child? I don't know what you're busy with every day..."

"Okay, okay, I'll do good deeds. I promise to do good deeds. Otherwise, if I give birth to a son, he will be blind. Is that okay?"

"You're such a big mouth, I'm so #@￥&%@"

beep……

Comrade Niu Erya, who came from a wealthy family, was blacklisted by Hao Daer for the second time.

But in the hospital, She Qingchun glared at Niu Erya angrily: "Aya, why are you so irritable? Why are you scolding the baby? Now he has blocked my number."

"..."

Niu Erya was also very angry. She had been busy all day, but Li Jie wandered off somewhere in the evening, saying he was working overtime, but the phone at the company was unreachable.

The child is about to be born, but the father is nowhere to be found. Is this reasonable?

In the delivery room, Su Mengyao felt pain but she could still bear it. The main reason was that she had to have a caesarean section, and it was a bit difficult for her to give birth on her own.

They are not twins, but triplets.

And they are three relatively large triplets.

The first one to be named was the eldest. Boss Li had already thought of names for the children: the eldest would be Niu Jianguo, the second would be Niu Jianjun, and the third would be Niu Jianmin.

It makes sense, but grandma Niu Erya told him to get out.

There were many abandoned names, but they all belonged to the eldest son. As for the second and third sons, Niu Erya disagreed with them having the surname Niu, because if they also had the surname Niu, they would get to share the eldest son's property.

Is this good?
This is not good.

So there is the first Cow but no second Cow, and certainly no third Cow.

Niu Erya finally found the word "叽" in "Chu Ci", which has a good meaning, a thousand-mile horse.

But because his last name is Niu, he is treated like a slave...

Su Mengyao originally thought that the remaining two would also have to have the character "马" on the radical. "骢" and "骝" are both good. However, Li Jie, a national first-class argumentative athlete, said that "驴" and "牡丹" are also possible, and there is also "桑拿桑拿camel".

Fortunately, in order to accumulate some virtue for the children, Li Lu and Li Mule did not appear on the hospital's form. Of course, "Li Yi" and "Li Ya" were not much better.

Li Ya changed his name from "Li Er" because Su Mengyao did good deeds for her child.

Boss Li feels that no matter how hard the life is, his children must not suffer. When they grow up, they will have to write their names, and one, two, three, four is so convenient.

All the old women in the family now knew how lucky the unborn children were. Thanks to the good deeds of so many grandmothers and mothers, otherwise "Li Ya" would be "Li San", "Li Yi" would be "Li Er", "Niu Ji" would be "Li Yi"...

Su Mengyao was finally ready for the surgery. She felt that Brother Jie was still not around, so she decided to give birth herself first and try. She took out an oral enhancer given to her by Brother Jie, which could strengthen her physical fitness.

As for why she wanted to try to give birth herself first, it was because Su Mengyao felt that it would be more festive to let Brother Jie hear her screams outside the delivery room.

Family atmosphere.

Niu Erya was stunned when she heard this. She was speechless for a long time. Ever since Li Dabao became more and more insane, the women he brought home, no matter whether they were young or old, always gave her an indescribable feeling.

Now she finally knew what it felt like...

It feels abnormal!

They are all crazy!
At this time, Li Dabao, who had promised to do some good deeds for his child, stopped killing for fun. After shooting all the remaining fourteen members of the "Xiaoguo Neiwei" in the heads and hearts, he flew directly to the hospital at full speed.

The hospital was quite quiet in the early morning.

Humming a little tune, he got on the elevator and then looked at the time on his wrist.

Just right, ten minutes.

I am still very punctual.

When we got to the floor, we saw that the corridor was full of people. There were middle-aged women, middle-aged women, and middle-aged women, all with "instant noodle hair". The moment they saw Li Jie, they all stood up and started talking at once.

Shu Xiuqin, who rushed over from Pingjiang, was carrying a bag full of various blankets that felt very good.

The other bag was filled with red envelopes.

"Why are you wearing all black?"

Hu Wenjing had no intention of criticizing him, but now she started to criticize Li Dabao, "You said your wife is giving birth, why don't you dress festively?"

"I play the role of 'Black Cat Man'. How can I stun the villain if I don't wear black?"

"..."

Hu Wenjing suddenly felt that what Hao Daer said was absolutely right.

Niu Erya was extremely anxious at this time. She had served Su Mengyao for ten whole months, and would have to serve her for more than a year. It was necessary for her to help take care of the child.

But there's no point in being anxious, as we still have to see how Su Mengyao performs.

According to statistics from several old ladies who were present, the good eldest son Li Dabao is flawless in doing good deeds and accumulating virtue, and a good daughter-in-law... a good eldest daughter-in-law will surely give birth smoothly and safely.

Li Jie, on the other hand, acted as if nothing had happened. He took out his cell phone and played a game of King of Glory.

Whenever something important happens, he stays calm first. There is no need to panic. He played a game of King of Glory in twenty minutes, and his record of two bars, five bars and zero showed his true colors that are difficult to conceal. In the friendly atmosphere where his four teammates were blaming each other, he was once again happy to win the title of "Difite".

The moment the crystal exploded, the first cry of a baby was heard in the delivery room.

Very loud, worthy of being called Niu Ji, the innate holy body of Niu and Horse.

"Could it be twins?"

"It's not a bit like dragon and phoenix, but it's almost like 'dragon, tiger and leopard'."

"The B-ultrasound may be wrong. What if there is a girl?"

"Mom, it would be great to have a son. He will help you drive, carry gas tanks, and grab discounted eggs..."

"Oh, if everyone is like you, I'm afraid I'll be fighting for discounted eggs when I'm 70 years old."

Hu Wenjing shuddered at the thought of adding three smaller Li Dabaos.

The picture is too beautiful, so I’d better not think about it.

Soon the second sound was heard, and the director of the obstetrics and gynecology department felt it was a bit amazing. Triplets were born naturally, and it was her first pregnancy. This woman was no ordinary woman.

Su Mengyao hummed twice symbolically. In fact, she didn't think it was that difficult. Although the doctor performed an episiotomy, the enhancer Li Jie gave her was very unique and was specially formulated according to Su Mengyao's physiological characteristics.

She hummed twice so that Brother Jie outside the delivery room could hear her efforts.

Brother Jie loves her.

Soon, amid the congratulations of the doctors and nurses, he was transferred to the nursing ward.

Li Jie didn't cry, but Niu Erya cried like a tearful child.

Then a group of old ladies came to comfort her, of course they all did it in the corridor, saying things like "I hope the old cow knows this in the afterlife" and so on.

As for Li Jie, he sat quietly beside the bed and peeled a banana for Su Mengyao.

"Brother Jie, am I awesome?"

"Take some more rest."

"Well, after I recover, I'll see if there's any milk. If not, Brother Jie, please help suck it."

"There's a breast pump."

"We agreed on that."

“Will it be fishy?”

"Mine must be sweet."

"That's okay."

"How about we practice now?"

"A woman who has just given birth is very weak. The enhancer has given you an illusion. You will feel the pain tomorrow."

"Brother Jie, I'm a little afraid of pain, please give me another one."

"Let's talk tomorrow."

“Is the baby cute?”

"It's okay, but not as cute as you."

"Guhehe~~"

The three new "Li Xiaobaos" are quite energetic and are sleeping soundly beside their mother.

But he can sleep very well, for more than twenty hours. After waking up, he starts barking like a dog, and his wrinkled skin seems to be smoothed out by the sound.

When Wang Shiyin came to visit, as soon as she entered, she saw Li Jie lying in Su Mengyao's arms and sucking madly. Finally, the effect was good. After a little milk came out, he disinfected it with wet wipes and was finally able to feed the three little ones.

"Wow……"

Seeing this scene, Wang Shiyin was extremely envious and quickly said, "Master, you must suck mine in the future."

"And my meow~~"

"Woof! I want one too!"

The whole room was filled with an atmosphere of happiness.

But the happiest person after all is Comrade Niu Erya. She set up a table for her late husband Niu Xiu early in the morning, and the Niu family's "incense" was finally continued.

Little Niu Ji, born with the "innate holy body of an ox and horse", became the eldest of the Niu and Li families.

"Triplets..."

"Yes, isn't it amazing? It was a natural birth. Let me tell you, my new wife is amazing. My son is usually not at home, so she does the pregnancy checkups all by herself. She didn't even have to undergo caesarean section to give birth to the triplets. She did it all on her own so that the children will be able to withstand stress better in the future..."

"Would a natural birth be better?"

"Of course, this is supported by statistical data. Let me tell you, in a normal birth, the baby's head will be squeezed, but this won't happen in a caesarean section. So some places will have stress resistance sensory training for children, which is very troublesome..."

She Qingchun was proud of the energy in the corridor. She felt that the reason why Yaoyao was able to give birth naturally was certainly due to Yaoyao's efforts, but it was also definitely because the baby usually accumulated virtues, treated others kindly and did good deeds every day.

It is very important to accumulate virtue for children.

(End of this chapter)