I am out of control, I don't have a pattern

Chapter 219 My Dad is Li Jie

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sizzle sizzle...

Wearing goggles and staring at the perfect routing of the welding robot, Boss Li was overjoyed. The flaw detection robot had already screened the welding results and found them to be perfect.

The skeleton of the new deep space airship has been made, but in the absence of a large forging press, we can only make do with it.

It still takes a little time to break through the ten-ton load capacity, but it is enough for lurking in the air.

It is also very convenient to travel to the Wo Nu Central District.

Next to the laboratory, Li Yi and Li Ya were playing a shooting game, a puzzle shooting multiplayer game specially developed for them by their old father - Infants vs. Zombies.

Biu~Biu~~
The zombie army on the big screen was harvested like grass.

As the brain develops more and more, daily value guidance is also very important, so various entertaining and educational games play a role.

However, because Boss Li upgraded the "baby carriage", Li Yi and Li Ya's reaction speed became even faster, and they played the RTS game like crazy computers.

"Dad, are we different from our brother?"

After mowing down a wave of zombies like mowing the lawn, the two saved their game progress and came to see their old father working overtime.

"That's definitely different. Your brother needs to inherit Grandpa Niu's incense, so he just needs to live his life in peace, marry a wife, have children, and live his life. You are different. You need to make money with me."

"So I have to grow faster than my brother?"

"That's not the reason. When I was treating you for 'neonatal pneumonia', I accidentally made you grow faster. The 'life recovery chamber' was originally prepared for my team, but I didn't expect it to make you grow faster. Now it's unrealistic for you to live like ordinary children, so you might as well work with me."

"Is Dad the 'Black Cat Man'?"

"Yes, I am 'Black Cat Man'."

"It's still 'The Masked Gourd Man'."

"Yes, me too."

"What about us?"

"Are you the Calabash Brothers? Or the Black Cat Cubs?"

"..."

"..."

The two brothers thought it would be cooler, but it was obvious that their old father was not good enough in this aspect.

So Li Yi and Li Ya decided to come up with a cool title first, so that they would be remembered by the world in the future.

"Black Cat Man" now has so many admirers that a cult has been born, which shows his influence.

When their father Li Jie went to "Huating Station" to participate in a competition to advertise the company's products, Li Yi and Li Ya were watching TV in the baby's room when they suddenly thought that "Electric Shock Boy" was a good idea.

But it's still a little bit lacking. Calling him "kid" makes him seem a little weak.

Called "Holy Infant King"?
It's a bit too arrogant and not low-key.

Then, while the two children role-played being ignorant babies in the nursery, they quickly discussed their future personal development in “baby talk”.

After all, in a few months they will be one year old.

To win at the starting line.

Guaranteed to win.

The two children who were crying were so big that it was extremely inconvenient for their mother Su Mengyao to feed them. Now it was time for the old maids to take turns feeding them with milk bottles.

Unlike Niu Ji, Li Yi and Li Ya can just sit there and hold the milk pot themselves.

The World Athletics Golden League "Huating Station" competition footage is being broadcast on TV. Old father Li Jie is participating in the "decathlon" and has already ravaged the men's 100 meters and shot put.

The first place in the group competition of the 100-meter sprint and shot put events was not as good as Li Jie's result.

Inspired, Li Yi and Li Ya immediately found inspiration.

It's called "Super Invincible Almighty Future Little Warrior", which sounds very powerful.

However, because he is too strong, the old ladies in the family are all wondering if Li Dabao has mutated, which is why Li Xiaobao and others are not looking normal.

Niu Ji is still like a normal baby. He eats when he should and sleeps when he should. Although he cannot turn over on his own, Niu Ji has received more love.

There's nothing we can do. The other two kids only watch TV every day and their eyesight doesn't deteriorate. The doctors said that when children's vision is not fully developed, it's best not to look at the screen for a long time. Just listen to music.

But the doctor also said that the vision development of your two children, who look to be a little over one or two years old, is normal.

"Why do I feel like Xiao Yiyi and Xiao Yaya are growing up so fast?"

"It's going to be fine soon, don't worry."

"But this is too fast, isn't it? And I don't know if I heard it wrongly. I seemed to hear the two of them talking yesterday."

Hu Wenjing felt a little scared. If these two children were placed in ancient times, they would at least be reincarnated monsters. Of course, if they were from wealthy families, they would have "innate wisdom" and be child prodigies sent from heaven.

It also depends on the family strength.

Old comrade Niu Erya was quite satisfied. She felt that the problem must be with Li Dabao, but she would definitely not say that the Niu family's incense had continued, and her incense was not as extraordinary as his father's.

Being ordinary is good, being safe is better.

Counting on my fingers, I will be over 70 years old in 20 years, and maybe I can even see what my great-grandson looks like.

"Yaoyao, aren't you worried?"

Hu Wenjing, who was helping Su Mengyao with walnuts, was still worried. "I feel like Li Dabao is getting more and more confused recently. Is he hiding something from us?"

"Oh, Wenjing, it's not right for you to talk like that. Bao Bao has been like this since he was young. He was good-looking and smart. He has been writing songs and composing music since he was young. He was a child prodigy at a very young age. So Bao Bao's genes are very outstanding, right? Now Yao Yao is also very beautiful, so that's even better, that's super good."

The dried baby clothes were folded up. A large pile of them was no longer needed and had to be taken to Ji Shengnan. The newly born Li Bing, Li Si and Li Wu could just use the clothes worn out by their older brothers.

Of course, it mainly belongs to the two older brothers Li Yi and Li Ya.

Plans cannot keep up with changes. Now Li Yi and Li Ya’s vaccines are given by two injections at their homes.

There is no way. In its current state, if we take it out, it will easily scare the doctors and nurses at the Maternal and Child Health Center.

Holy shit, four months?!

"Also, I saw someone say online that there's a virus in the Kansai region of Japan that starts biting people after infection. It's just like in the movies, with all kinds of mutated people, animals, plants, and so on. I also saw someone post a video saying that the guy imitating Black Cat Man is a 'new human' who has evolved. Maybe our Xiaoyi is like this."

The "instant noodles" on his head are full of wisdom. When She Qingchun said this, the old ladies all said that it made sense.

Then they started discussing whether our Li Dabao had actually mutated more than ten years ago, which was why he was so impeccable.

Apart from having a few more wives, I don't think there are any flaws.

While the old mothers were chattering, two baby carriages skillfully entered the living room and kitchen, then opened the refrigerator, and a robotic arm took out a milk storage bag with the word "Su" on the label.

Different babies drink different milk. There is milk with the word "Ji" on it in the refrigerator downstairs. Those are for the three younger brothers to drink. As older brothers, Li Yi and Li Ya don't fight for it.

Open the milk storage bag, pour in the milk jug, warm the milk for thirty seconds, and with a "ding" sound, take away the milk jug, and then the "baby carriage" floats by.

When the old ladies saw all this, they were all stunned, their brains were at a standstill, and they were just watching their two older grandchildren playing things they couldn't understand or figure out, as if they were watching gods.

Is this really a normal baby?
Soon, "baby talk" was heard from the baby room. Li Yi and Li Ya were still discussing what cool title they should be called after their "debut".

My father’s “Black Cat Man” is quite good, easy to understand and you can tell what a black cat looks like at a glance.

Inspiration is like the shot put thrown by old father Li Jie, which can hit many people's hearts as soon as it hits the ground.

So Li Yi decided to form an army for his father, and established the "First Army" and "Second Army" of the "Li Family Army". His title was "Captain of the First Army"; his brother Li Ya was "Captain of the Second Army". The two major armies only had one person each for the time being, but it did not prevent the army from having unlimited potential.

The future is expected.

After reviewing the daily "Code of Moral Conduct for Teenagers", the "stroller" was connected to the computer and the two children began to surf the Internet happily.

One nickname is “My dad is Li Jie” and the other nickname is “My dad is Li Jie +1”.

I directly turned on the fast-scrolling mode on Weibo and QQ, which basically consisted of arguing, fanning the flames, and making ghost lights. The skills I learned from my father were not wasted at all.

Especially the argument with Boss Li's "Ten Years of Black Fans", which was full of the recklessness of a mentally retarded child, making the mentality of the telephone pole brothers in the "Ten Years of Black Fans" group extremely explosive.

"What the hell, buddy, what are you barking about with this ID? Is Crab Brother your dad? Do you have any shame?"

"Is Crab Brother Li Jie? Is he the male protagonist of "Black Cat Cop"? If so, then he is indeed my father."

"..."

"My dad is the 'Black Cat Man' and the 'Masked Gourd Man'. He has done a lot of meaningful things."

"..."

"Why have you been criticizing my father for so many years? What's your mentality? Is it because of love turning into hate?"

"..."

"I saw you bought a lot of my dad's peripherals. Why did you curse while buying them?"

"No brother... You make me feel like I'm talking to a robot."

"I'm not a robot. My name is Li Yi. This is my brother, Li Ya. This is our father, Li Jie..."

"..."

This kind of verbal attack without any response made the rebellious people in the "Ten Years of Black Fans" group feel that the world is so big and there are all kinds of people.

Is your father Li Jie?
Your dad is Li Jie, are you that cool?
It’s no wonder that Li Yi and Li Ya’s surfing the Internet really disgusted a lot of people, because when they were communicating with their friends, they asked who they were on the same line with.

Answer: My father is Li Jie.

Answer again: My father is Li Jie +1.

Divine gold.

As Li Jie's "Decathlon" surpassed the athletes in individual events in seconds, his popularity skyrocketed. Not only was the official website of "Creative Ability" hot, which triggered an explosion in advertising traffic; the social software "QQ" took off directly. It reaped the benefits of the explosion of Weibo's computer room at the beginning, and now it is reaping the benefits again. There is no need for additional online advertising, because when Boss Li was competing, the name of the software was printed on his sportswear.

When it comes to advertising, the boss himself is a mobile living advertisement.

After a day's competition, Boss Li went to check out the group chat. As soon as he entered, he saw a bunch of people @ing him. He looked at the messages and found "My dad is Li Jie" and "My dad is Li Jie +1". He thought that some rebellious son had finally come to his senses, but when he entered the social media account and looked at the homepage, it was all about some experiences on "Why breastfeeding is good".

The article comments on the advantages of breast milk from a subjective perspective and is directly a review paper on infant development.

Very good, he is not the rebellious son in the “Ten Years of Black Fans” group, but a real son.

"Brother Crab, who are these two? This is too outrageous. They recognize the thief as their father."

"Get lost! This is my son!"

"..."

In the group, "Sing a song "The Greatness of the Sky" for Brother Guo" was not happy at the time, "Brother Xie, are you performing magic here?"

"Triplets. This is the second child. His name is Li Yi."

Boss Li took a screenshot of the avatar of "My dad is Li Jie", and then took another screenshot of the avatar of "My dad is Li Jie +1", and then said, "This is the third child, named Li Ya."

"..."

Someone in the group was stunned and asked, "Where's the boss?"

"The eldest is called Niu Ji."

"??????"

"..."

"Wait a minute, my mind is a little confused, no... I don't understand. The one called Li Yi is not the eldest brother, but the second brother. The eldest brother's surname is not Li, but Niu? Not Xie Ge'er, where are you talking about the 'Niu-Li faction dispute'?"

"what?"

Soon someone said, "Fuck, is he really your son, Brother Xie?!"

"Yes."

"how old are you?"

"Four months."

"..."

"what?"

"?????"

"It's a bit confusing and a bit, no... In other words, the one who argued with us on Weibo and QQ was a four-month-old baby. Brother Xie, is that what you mean?"

"Correct."

Boss Li was brief but still explained with great compassion, "They were born with good development and excellent brain development. And I happened to be a college student. I know astronomy, geography, humanities, nature, military, politics, and economics... There is nothing that we college students don't know. So, I passed on the knowledge to the next generation so that they can grow up better."

"That's right, brother! You're absolutely right! We can't let our children lose at the starting line. What's wrong with four months? It's just four days! We have to finish a set of 'Jimidovic Mathematical Analysis Exercises' first!"

There is no doubt that the rebellious people in the group did not believe it at all. After chatting with Boss Li, someone suddenly asked: "Brother Xie, can the number of people in the next batch of treatment candidates be expanded?"

"What the hell are you talking about? Can't you see I'm very busy right now? Competitions, filming, productions, business... Which one doesn't require me to work overtime? Why are you in such a hurry? At most, he can be rescued, but it's not that easy to die."

Boss Li said calmly, "Besides, there have been some technical improvements recently. I will notify you after the upgrade is completed. Compared to this kind of trivial matter of saving lives and healing the wounded, the thing I asked you to inquire about... who among you has made any progress?"

"The Yang family's 'cloning technology' may have been taken away by the 'Longyou Group'. My father works at the Longxi Expressway Toll Station. Half of the toll station was demolished last month to transport a set of super-large biotechnology equipment. I heard it was an oversized embryo development container... My father didn't dare to take a photo, but he saw similar words on the inscription."

"What the hell? What on earth is this? An oversized embryo development container? Does that mean the mother is not needed to provide a development environment?"

"Then, isn't it possible that Boss Yang, who died before, could be cloned and resurrected?"

"Cloning is cloning, can that be called resurrection?"

"No, it's just an old man. Could someone really clone him?"

"It's hard to say..."

The group is full of talented people who all speak very nicely. When Director Xiao saw the content of the discussion, he almost wanted to click report, but in the end he held back.

After all, they are talking about technology.

What Boss Li is eyeing is not the cloning technology, but the "raw materials" used when using this technology. He believes that if someone wants to clone Yang Renshou, they will definitely need his stem cells that exist somewhere.

The reason for cloning must be related to the authority of certain things. Without Yang Renshou's biological characteristics, there is no way to decrypt certain important secrets.

Now, after listening to the words of the talented people in the group, Boss Li guessed that the Li family should have this ability, and that in addition to the "cloning technology", there must be supporting biological growth promotion technology, that is, shortening the development period of the clones and allowing the clones to grow to their desired age and physiological function level at the fastest speed.

Of course, these are all inferences.

However, Boss Li thought that since he was able to make his two big kids grow up quickly while treating "neonatal pneumonia", it was not impossible for other wealthy families to have professional teams and the same technology.

Even though it's not as comprehensive as the dog system, it's not impossible if it only focuses on developing a certain organ, such as the eyeballs or limbs...

(End of this chapter)