I am out of control, I don't have a pattern

Chapter 43: The Dog
An Erlang Shen who can only make "嘤嘤嘤" and a "Roaring Sky Dog" who is always howling, Lu Xiaoguan team's publicity and promotion has finally got into shape.

Lu Xiaoguan shoots movies quickly, and in order to meet deadlines, the male and female protagonists have been running around everywhere. They are both popular "traffic stars" and "traffic stars" with good development momentum, but the popularity of their various CPs is just average, not as good as "Li Jie plays a dog" which made it into the top ten hot searches on both platforms.

Although they are all niche culture and subculture platforms, the fact that they can be on the hot search list shows that Li Jie's fans are powerful.

"Hahahahahaha..."

"Brother Crab, when is the time to show me how to eat the moon in one bite?"

"I am the sun! Crab brother, eat mine."

“Booming and dazed… @Long live understanding, Crab Brother, don’t play dead, I know you are here!”

"Uh-huh~~"

"Dog head/picture."

"Funny/Pictures..."

The entire "Ten Years of Black Fans" group was filled with a happy atmosphere, and the happiness made the three thousand die-hard fans almost fly away with joy.

Li Jie had been hiding the fact that he played the role of "Roaring Sky Dog" and was thinking of showing off with "Masked Calabash Man" first and then brushing the matter off.

As a result, the online promotion of "Fairy Ape" was quite strong. The clips of him posing and showing off his muscles to drive away the Tianhe Internet Army had a real click rate that was higher than that of the promotional videos of the male and female protagonists.

Lu Xiaoguan increased the click rate and reposts for the two protagonists tenfold, as he was worried that they would overshadow the main theme.

The spotlight may not be stolen in the play, but may also be caused by various accidents outside the play.

Anyway, now Li’s “three thousand black fans” just want to see him bark like a dog.

"Brother Crab, why are you so obedient? I asked you to act like a dog, so you really act like a dog?"

"I hereby solemnly declare that Crab Brother is man's best friend!"

"Brother Crab, are you lifting your legs to pee now?"

"There is a telephone pole near my house. Pee here."

An old fan took a photo of a telephone pole and sent it to the group.

"Pee mine, mine is thick."

"unbelievable……"

"6."

Ever since he posted the link to "Masked Gourd Man: Red Power", Li Jie pretended to be dead in the group. When he opened the chat software, everyone was @ing him.

"Depend on."

After peeking at the screen and taking a few glances, he found it so horrible that he closed the group chat and changed his account to seek comfort from Su Mengyao.

Su Mengyao had her period these days and was feeling a little low. Her original plan was to get pregnant after dropping out of school, and then she could experience the play of a pregnant woman in advance.

Plans couldn't keep up with changes, and she didn't get pregnant.

But there is also good news. Her "congenital parasite" mother plans to reconcile with Su Jianping because she heard that her ex-father-in-law, who had just been released from prison, is running for a councillor again...

In order to pretend, she actually set up a courier station and opened an online store to sell peripheral products of "Masked Calabash Man".

The former was introduced by Su Jianping, the old bootlicker, and Su Jianping’s second convenience store was opened next to the express station, and he also had to work part-time for his ex-wife.

The latter was arranged by Su Mengyao, the unlucky daughter, for her mother. She only needed to confirm the information with the buyer. The warehouse was responsible for packing and shipping, which had nothing to do with Su Mengyao's mother, who was a "congenital parasite".

In short, just wait to get paid.

Student Li was speechless about Su Jianping, the licker among lickers. He had seen people licking others, but licking like this could be considered the best to some extent.

Fortunately, it didn't affect me, so it didn't matter. I didn't want to get involved in other people's affairs. Of course, it was not without benefits. At least Su Mengyao could move out.

I rented an apartment next to the teachers' apartment. The security and environment are all good.

"Brother Jie, what do you want for supper? There are beef rolls in the refrigerator. How about hot pot?"

"I'm waiting for the rough model to be printed out. Can I bring some barbecue back later?"

"Order two more skewers of grilled rice cakes."

After Su Mengyao sent a little love sign, she said, "Brother Jie, my aunt will come from Daodu to visit my mother in a few days. She brought a lot of delicious food, such as dried eggplant, dried beans, peach cakes, etc. Can I bring some over?"

"Do you want me to pick it up?"

"No, no, mom will pick it up. I also asked my aunt to get me a pair of amulets. I'll see how they are when the time comes. If they look good, I'll keep them. If they don't, forget it."

Student Li knew a little about Su Mengyao's mother's family. She had two grandmothers. The biological grandmother had passed away, and the current grandmother was her grandfather's second wife and also his student...

Although Su Mengyao's mother was born with a "congenital body of a rice bug", it was not entirely because she was good-looking when she was young. The reason she was able to pass Su Yongzhi's test was because Su Mengyao's grandfather was a professor in the Porcelain Capital.

Before becoming a councillor in Canglong District, So Wing-chi made a lot of money by hyping up modern handicrafts.

Li Jie didn’t know whether he helped anyone launder money, but he guessed that since they were all hyping up modern handicrafts, would it be worthy of this business if he didn’t launder the money?
Moreover, running for a seat in the Legislative Yuan is very expensive, especially since Jianye is a big city. During the election campaign, a district councillor may have to attend ten to twenty speeches, debates, street campaigns, and other activities.

If there are fewer than ten of these activities, it will be basically difficult to win the election. The cost of ten to twenty events, plus the publicity expenses such as online and offline media, is approximately between two million and six million.

If you want to go one step further and compete for a seat in the Sanjiang Province parliament, you will need tens of millions of campaign funds.

In fact, the election costs for council seats in developed cities have already exceeded 10 million, but the publicity costs are probably half of the actual expenditure.

If Su Yongzhi didn't have a campaign team and funding sources, he wouldn't have been able to succeed.

So, either the Su family is rich, or the Su family’s relatives and friends are rich, you have to choose one.

At present, it seems that Su Yongzhi's old in-laws should still have considerable assets.

I was working on the printer in the warehouse and chatting with Su Mengyao. I had wanted to play a game of King of Glory, but the rough prototype was almost printed, so I was too lazy to start. So I chatted with Su Mengyao for a while about her aunt who was coming over tomorrow.

Posted a few photos...

Unremarkable.

Her features don't resemble Su Mengyao at all, but she looks quite young.

It’s good that I don’t need to pick up anyone to keep me company tomorrow.

However, while waiting for the barbecue on the way back, Su Jianping, the dog who licked the heavens, called Li Jie: "Xiao Li, are you free tomorrow?"

"No, I'm working overtime."

"I also asked you to help pick up Yaoyao's aunt. She will come from Daodu tomorrow."

"If I'm not familiar with it, I won't go."

"You and Yaoyao have already established a relationship, so you should also know her grandfather's family. Yaoyao's grandfather is a university professor and is very authoritative in the field of handicrafts..."

"I don't understand, and I don't want to understand."

"..."

Classmate Li thought, I just want to spend more time with Yaoyao, and Yaoyao has suffered from some kind of Vickers alpha dependent personality disorder, so what's the point of all that nonsense?

Besides, you, Su Jianping, obviously just want to lick your ex-wife, so why do you drag me, Li, into this?
No matter how pretty an ordinary woman is, in Li's eyes, she is just an imperfect beauty...

(End of this chapter)