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Chapter 1214 I'm not Wu Dalang! I'm Wu Song! (Day 88, Saturday, please vote!)

"How could you do this to me!" Milai cried. "Are you even my friends anymore? You're still laughing! Aren't I miserable enough already?"

“Not enough!” He Chen nodded straightforwardly.

"Not enough?" Mi Lai stared at He Chen in disbelief. "Isn't this miserable enough?"

"Not nearly enough! This is just the beginning!" He Chen shook his head with a smile. "You've never seen anything truly tragic!"

“Maybe I’m not the worst off, but as a friend, you shouldn’t be laughing at me anymore, right?” Miley shouted.

"No! I must laugh at you!" He Chen said seriously, "For both public and private reasons, I must laugh at you as much as possible!"

This made Mi Lai forget about her pain and she complained speechlessly: "I know you guys are trying to make me feel better this way, and I know I said I like bad men, but not like this!"

Especially at times like this, I don't like being treated so badly.

Also, Xiahe won't let you really do anything bad to me!

So stop laughing!

"You're overthinking it!" He Chen laughed. "I didn't mean to make you feel better by being mean; I really wanted to make fun of you."

It is everyone's responsibility to crack down on sycophants!
The more severely we punish those who fawn over others, the worse their fate will be, thus reducing the number of perfectly good people who choose to become sycophants and disrupt the market and social environment!
Only in this way can we benefit the public!

We must not allow sycophants to inflate cryptocurrency prices; bad money drives out good!
This is a major event that concerns the true happiness of the masses. Although we are friends, I will not let personal matters interfere with public affairs!
Personally, we are indeed friends, and I should indeed comfort and help you. But you and Xia Lin's boyfriend are also friends, as you admitted yourself, yet what have you done for him?
Nothing!

Not a friend at all!

The reason is that you're afraid he'll get angry and beat up the inhuman Lu Tao!
You only feel sorry for Lu Tao!
In that case, you shouldn't expect me, your friend, to do anything for you!
Otherwise, even if I really wanted to do something for you, and I have the ability to help you, not to mention anything else, once I take action, can't I use their own methods against them and directly seduce Xia Lin away from Lu Tao?

Putting aside whether I dislike a woman like that, even if I actually endured my disgust and did it, would you be willing to let Lu Tao admit to such revenge?

“This…” Mi Lai hesitated again. Although she quickly expressed that she wanted He Chen to do it, everyone knew that she was still soft-hearted and could not do it at all.

She understood that He Chen was right, so she could only agonize over his evaluation of her: "How am I a simp? I'm a pretty girl, and I'm so heartbroken right now. Is it appropriate for you to say that about me?"

"That's appropriate! Being a simp doesn't discriminate between men and women!" He Chen said bluntly, "As for whether you are a simp or not, just masculinize your behavior and feminize Lu Tao. Switch the genders and then compare it with the definition of a simp in society. Do you think you are a simp?"

“…” Milai was speechless for a moment, and after thinking about it for a while, she realized that she really was like that.

She previously romanticized it into love, saying that her sacrifices were her only source of happiness and no regrets—wasn't that just plain simp behavior?

"You're not just an ordinary simp!" Seeing that she had no words to refute and tacitly agreed, He Chen continued to mock her: "You're clearly a seasoned simp, you've even reached the third level of simp power! Right now, in the most painful stage of being cheated on and hurt, you still can't bear this or that."

At least a sycophant will cry out when he/she is beaten or hurt, and if cornered, he/she might even jump over a wall or bite someone.

But you did nothing.

You'll quickly forget the pain once the wound heals, and then go back to being a simp!
The power of dogs will only increase!
What kind of impression do you leave on the world?
That means dog training has a bright future!
In the future, everyone will be vying to raise and train dogs. There won't be enough normal people left, as everyone will be trained to be dogs, whether actively or passively.

Isn't such a society sick?

Therefore, for the sake of all humanity, we should laugh at any sycophants we see and beat them up whenever we have the chance. Only by beating these sycophants hard and making them suffer can we let everyone know that being a sycophant will lead to a terrible death.

This would improve the overall society and environment. Without the environment created by these sycophants, people like Lu Tao wouldn't be spoiled like this, and they wouldn't do such a thing to your first love.

You shouldn't have had to suffer like this!
You tell me, should I laugh at you or not?

“That…” Milai didn’t know what expression to make.

She wasn't brainless; she could spout all sorts of witty remarks and sharp truths about human nature and human relationships without hesitation. Of course, she knew that what He Chen said were all harsh truths.

But asking her to scold herself is still too much to ask.

After all, she was feeling really wronged.

Seeing this, He Chen continued to laugh at her.

He knew very well that no matter how heartbroken she was now, she would soon turn into a simp again.

Not only will she forgive Lu Tao, but she will also become best friends with Xia Lin, who cheated on her, and fawn over her in every way, which is simply disgusting.

If you can deliver a chillingly sarcastic laugh when she's hurt and in pain, making it so memorable that she'll remember it every time she tries to lick her boots and restrain herself, or even develop a stress response that helps her break the habit, then that would be a huge benefit for her.

Mi Lai vented her anger here... or rather, after being vented on and beaten, she tearfully decided to study abroad and even planned to stay abroad to get married, never to return to this place of heartbreak.

He Chen is also taking action.

He certainly wouldn't just mock the simp Mi Lai. Mi Lai was willing to be a simp, so there was nothing he could do about it. But in this relationship, there was also a most innocent victim.

Xia Lin's official boyfriend, Guan Peng.

He wouldn't let Guan Peng be kept in the dark like this.

On the grassy bank of the river.

Lu Tao and Xia Lin, the adulterous couple, were openly cuddling and whispering sweet nothings when Xia Lin's phone rang. She answered casually, saying, "I'm at a classmate's house altering some clothes for her..."

Ah!
At least I wasn't getting my hair done with a classmate.

After all, her classmate Yang Xiaoyun has a face that looks like she's a professional hairstylist!

While she was dealing with her boyfriend, Lu Tao, her lover, was unhappy. While she was on the phone, he went straight to the riverbank and pretended to jump in, forcing Xia Lin to stop answering her boyfriend's calls and only answer his calls from now on.

She also said that next time her real boyfriend calls, he will answer directly and say, "Hello, Guan Peng, this is Lu Tao."

Seeing that she disagreed, he went berserk, yelling and shouting that he would kill her boyfriend.

"Are you going to kill me?" Just as they were quickly embracing and joking again, a sorrowful and indignant voice rang out: "Am I Wu Dalang?"

These words startled both of them. Looking in the direction of the voice, they saw that Lu Tao had already been punched hard in the face.

"Guan Peng, no!" Xia Lin screamed as if she had seen Wu Song beating Ximen Qing.

Because of Guan Peng's face, although he has never played Wu Song, he is very suitable to play Wu Song, and many people have been calling on him to play Wu Song.

He's not Wu Dalang!
The one who struck the man was none other than Wu Song, the tiger slayer!
(End of this chapter)