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Chapter 1238 Terrifying! He Tianzun surveys his WeChat Moments! (Day 1 of Saturday, requesting monthly votes!)

"You really do have some guts, worthy of your surname Xia!"

He Chen laughed and said, "Let me explain this to you, so that your current boyfriend Lu Tao won't get anxious again!"
First of all, I've been quite bored lately.

These few words almost made Yang Xiaoyun burst out laughing, and Xia Lin's smile almost froze.

What the heck? Her surname is Xia, the Xia with the shrimp head!

There are only shrimp-headed men, not shrimp-headed women, okay?

What else is there to say about him being so bored lately?
I'm not pretending anymore, I'm coming clean. I just don't like them, and I take every opportunity to mock and subtly criticize them, right?

"Secondly, whether we persuade you to reform or prevent you from going into prostitution, isn't there a possibility that it's out of a simple sense of upholding basic moral and legal values?" He Chen looked at Xia Lin, whose smile had frozen on her face, with a mocking expression.

"Because whether from a moral or legal perspective, going into the sex industry is unacceptable; it harms both oneself and others!"

You can't say someone likes you just because you see them stopping you from committing a crime, can you?
Otherwise, when you and Lu Tao get married, I'll arrange a full medical check-up for you, especially a brain scan, as a wedding gift for you two, okay?

This is not meant to humiliate you!

I also arranged this health check-up package as a gift for Rose.

"No need! We're not crazy!" Lu Tao was both relieved by He Chen's explanation and furious at He Chen's casual insult.

"It's hard to say!" He Chen said frankly, "Rose and her family didn't understand at first either, but you know the test results."

Some people who go against the public's values ​​and basic emotional consensus either have a congenital mental disorder or an acquired mental disorder.

Or perhaps there's a problem with the upbringing.

There's always a reason!
What I said at the club last time, about "a gambling father, a sick mother, a younger brother in school, and a broken woman," although it's a self-deceptive excuse summarized by "girls" who have gone into prostitution, isn't entirely without merit.

Because of their family background, being forced into business is in line with the general public's values ​​and basic emotional consensus, and can gain a certain degree of acceptance.

It seems that Charlene's family is not like that now.

Or rather, that's not entirely true.

Charlene's father just wanted to gamble on getting rich in the future, but at least he could still do small business steadily, which made him quite different from a gambling addict.

Although Charlene's mother was competitive and strong-willed with her husband her whole life, she couldn't be entirely considered a sick mother.

Not to mention her younger brother who hasn't even started school yet.

Therefore, it's either a congenital disease or an acquired disease!

At this point, he looked at Xia Lin, whose face was very pale: "By the way, Xia Lin, do you smoke, drink, get tattoos, and go clubbing?"
in the case of!
Then you are a 'good girl'!
Then I really need to consider getting checked out.

Even if you don't accept my offer, Lu Tao would better take you for a checkup himself.

After all, it was a proposal, not a proposal from a girlfriend to her boyfriend. As the boyfriend, Lu Tao couldn't possibly refuse, right?
Wouldn't that mean you really think that just because you marry your girlfriend, your home will become a United Nations, just like my friend Zeng Xiaoxian? I was just saying that to scare Xia Lin and prevent her from going astray. You didn't actually take it seriously, did you?

No way?
No way?
Since you two are getting married.

Therefore, I must remind you again and again that premarital checkups are mandatory!
I have another friend who didn't have a premarital checkup and believed his partner's perfunctory excuses like "Oh, we're not related, it won't cause warts, the probability is very low," and got married without really knowing what was going on. Only after marriage did he discover that he was pregnant, and now the grass on his grave is already very tall.

By the way, even if you have a premarital checkup, you must make sure that the results are accurate and don't blindly trust what the doctor says.

If the other party is deliberately deceiving the doctor and threatens to cause trouble if the doctor tells them the truth, the doctor might help cover it up to protect themselves…

"..." Everyone in the WeChat Moments who heard this was stunned.

At first, they might have thought that He Chen was simply making up a story to subtly mock Lu Tao and Xia Lin.

But ever since He Chen pointed out the story of the famous Shanghai radio host and his girlfriend, who was a sea queen, he wasn't afraid of people investigating. The story was so detailed and convincing, it didn't seem like he was just making things up.

He Chen then mentioned having a friend like that, and they had no choice but to believe him.

If it were just nonsense, it would be impossible to explain it in such detail, even including specific strategies, various offensive and defensive tactics. It is clearly a summary of experience that can only be drawn from a massive amount of individual cases and big data.

Even novelists couldn't have imagined such realistic and magical details!
It's so outrageous, it's probably true!

Now they were all convinced that He Chen didn't have feelings for Xia Lin at all, but was just really that 'bored'... he just couldn't stand Xia Lin and Lu Tao's adulterous behavior, and he just took every opportunity to mock them!
Some say the "shrimp" in "shrimp-headed woman" is the "Xia" in "Xia Lin," while others say the "Lin" in "Xia Lin" is the "Lin" in "Ai ya, Mei guanxi, bu yu you shi, pi ru wei lin." This kind of instinctive discomfort and aversion cannot be faked!

Let alone Xia Lin being just a 7 out of 10 beauty, even if she were a celestial being like Huang Yimei, the fact that she's associated with this kind of "Ai Ya Mei relationship, no warts, probability is Lin" would make most people lose respect and keep their distance.

Even Lu Tao, who firmly believed that He Chen was talking nonsense and deliberately mocking and attacking them, and who knew Xia Lin well, couldn't help but mutter to himself in anger.

Xia Lin likes seeking thrills, she said it herself, and she actually did it, almost going down in the sex industry. She does smoke, drink, have tattoos, and go clubbing; she's a 'good girl in the traditional sense.' With all these advantages, won't she become the kind of Xia Lin He Chen described in the future?
It's really hard to say!
"Aiyou, Meishi, don't be so serious. If you have something to correct, then correct it; if you don't, then keep up the good work. It's not too late! I believe that with my reminder, you definitely won't end up like that!" He Chen comforted him.

"Believe me, I truly hope that Lu Tao and Xia Lin will get married, stay together forever, and be a couple for life! Really! You have to believe me!"

In the end, everyone believed what he said.

Even Xia Lin and Lu Tao, their faces ashen, believed it.

Because He Chen's meaning was very straightforward and simple: that they, as an adulterous couple, would be locked together for life, and thus would not harm anyone else.

This perfectly aligns with He Chen's previous logic of subtly mocking and criticizing him.

From this perspective, He Chen didn't wait until she went into prostitution to mock her and Lu Tao. Instead, he advised Xia Lin to reform before she had fully entered the sex industry. This shows that He Chen didn't like her or have any feelings for her.

Instead, she worried that after she went into prostitution, Lu Tao would despise her, and in the end, the adulterous couple would not be able to stay together, which would pose a significant risk to others, especially their friends. This was the more important thing for He Chen.

Thinking of this, Hua Zi and the others were quite moved to tears. He Chen was truly too upright. Our circle of friends should have such a moral paragon!

Ah!
This time, "Moral God" is not used in a derogatory sense!

Welcome Han, oh no, I mean welcome He Tianzun to overlook the WeChat Moments!
The Heavenly Venerable is all-powerful, embodying the laws of heaven and earth. With a high-dimensional perspective, he views all living beings as ants, and his aura is so terrifying that it dominates social media!
(End of this chapter)