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Chapter 1322 Kneeling down to sing "Conquer," He Chen is too vicious!
Chapter 1322 Kneeling down to sing "Conquer," He Chen is too vicious!
"Okay, I have no objection. Whether Xiao Meng agrees or not is up to him!" He Chen, having captured this precious "I really like it" moment that was even more Wang Jingze-like than Wang Jingze himself, was already on the verge of bursting into laughter.
He knew what kind of person Cheng Feng was, and when they compared them, it would be a real "it's actually better" moment.
"If you can do that, then I won't say anything to you anymore." Shi Xiaomeng was no longer as defenseless as in the original story, and even dared to take the initiative to make a bet to persuade his buddy to stop harming girls.
At this moment, he didn't think Cheng Feng could really do something as despicable as attacking Wu Di's Yang Zixi or his maid.
But they still instinctively became wary, only willing to state the specific requirements of the bet, and no longer offering any blank bets.
After all, while friendship is one thing, he cherishes his childhood sweetheart's love even more.
Seeing this, Cheng Feng could only agree, unlike in the original story where he demanded that they unconditionally grant him a request.
The limiting condition remains the same: whether it's reaching for the moon in the heavens or catching turtles in the five lakes... Hmm! The word "turtle" here, like the limiting condition, has a bit of the prophetic flavor of "Dream of the Red Chamber".
However, if Shi Xiaomeng fails to catch the turtle, he will only be the turtle's grandson.
The common name for a turtle is "wangba" (王八).
"So what about that girl?" Cheng Feng pointed to a woman who walked in: "She's a girl from a poor family. Her coat is from the zoo, and she has no jewelry. This shows that she is self-reliant and has worked hard to build her business."
The fact that only one button on her shirt was undone suggests that she is rather conservative.
Skinny jeans and sneakers show that she is a fashion enthusiast.
Look at her socks!
A woman's socks can reveal her inner secrets!
Her socks were black and white striped with tiny cartoon patterns, which showed that she wasn't as rigid and serious as she appeared; she longed for romance.
A fairytale-like way of meeting would suit her!
The way she walks reveals her self-admiration, while the way she sits shows her strong sense of self-defense!
When she walked by just now, she smelled of shampoo, not perfume. In conclusion, she is an atypical urban single white-collar worker who appears indifferent on the outside but is passionate on the inside, pursues material things but is not overly enthusiastic, focuses more on the spiritual than on vanity, is full of fantasies about love, looks forward to the future, and is always ready for the arrival of her true love!
In addition, there's the pride common to girls from farming families like her. Even though she's not pretty, she's not easy to pursue!
With those long legs and that aura, she would have no shortage of suitors if she wanted a boyfriend.
So my choice of her wasn't cheating, do you have any objections?
Cheng Feng's smooth, head-to-toe scrutinizing comments on the woman left Shi Xiaomeng and the others speechless. Even though it wasn't the first time, every time they heard Cheng Feng give such comments, they felt that Cheng Feng truly deserved to be called a professional.
With hundreds or even thousands of practical experiences, if Cheng Feng were to study this area, he could probably earn a doctorate.
However, while Cheng Feng was questioning Shi Xiaomeng and Wu Di, his eyes were fixed on He Chen, because He Chen was his true opponent.
He needed He Chen to have nothing to say.
"What? You disagree? You think I'm wrong? You can also share your opinion!" Cheng Feng immediately provoked He Chen, displeased by his strange smile.
When it comes to understanding women at a glance, he's second to none; it's always been his secret weapon for showing off in front of his buddies. Even after that unpleasant incident, his analysis still astonished Wu Di and Shi Xiaomeng. Though they didn't say it aloud, their eyes and expressions showed that they were completely convinced.
He Chen might be more handsome and have better qualifications than him, but when it comes to this kind of expertise, he doesn't think He Chen can compare to him.
He's too handsome, so he's just an idol. He won't put in the effort to hone his skills or become a true talent.
After all, you can just pass through by facial recognition, why bother with the details!
“That’s not what I’m laughing at,” He Chen said with a playful smile. “I’m laughing at the fact that you chose her to bet. It seems you really want to beat Xiao Meng! Do you want Xiao Meng to kneel down and sing ‘Conquer’ for you?”
"What nonsense are you spouting!" Cheng Feng was taken aback, then said angrily, "I think you're determined to ruin the brotherhood between me and Xiao Meng!"
"I'm not making this up!" He Chen said with a half-smile, "I'm just repeating what you said, of course, summarizing it."
If you don't believe me, think about what you just said.
"This girl, who came from a poor family, wore a coat from the zoo and no jewelry, which shows that she was self-reliant and worked hard to build her own business."
That's exactly what Xiao Meng is talking about!
A young man from out of town, from a poor family, fought his way out of the college entrance examination. He wore the same pair of underwear for four years, took the bus every day, and relied on his own efforts to start his own business!
He is conservative and always advises you to be single-minded and not to ruin a girl's life. He works in an advertising company and has to keep up with fashion. He appears dull and serious, but deep down he longs for romance and dreams of a childhood sweetheart, a fairytale love where one person is devoted to another for life.
He was able to buy the apartment where his childhood sweetheart celebrated her birthday, hoping to give his lover a home. He was full of expectations for both his career and his love.
She is an atypical, non-single, white-collar worker in the city!
In addition, there's the pride that comes with being a young man who worked his way up from a farming family. Despite not being handsome and being a bit dark-skinned, he still has a lot of charm and isn't so easy to control.
He may have material desires, but not excessive ones. Without pushing him to the brink, you can never make him kneel before anyone with mere small favors and money!
At this point, He Chen concluded, leaving Cheng Feng speechless, "In conclusion, you randomly chose a girl from a farming family like this to conquer her and to prove to Xiao Meng that you were right. In a way, you just wanted to completely conquer a guy like Xiao Meng and make him unconditionally believe in your methods."
"No, I didn't, you're talking nonsense!" Cheng Feng was stunned for a moment before immediately denying it three times, but his expression was complicated, with three parts shock, three parts embarrassment, three parts worry, and one part fear.
Because compared to his ability to see through a woman from head to toe, He Chen's ability to make wild associations is even more frightening.
He hadn't meant it that way at all, but after listening to He Chen's analysis, even he was a little confused as to whether he had made that choice on purpose.
no way!
The girl he chose for the bet looks so much like Shi Xiaomeng!
She rose through the ranks of farmers, possessing self-respect, seriousness, and a fighting spirit. Though not conventionally beautiful, she has a certain charm. She pursues material things without being excessive, and harbors a fairytale-like yearning and pursuit of love...
In some ways, she really is the female version of Shi Xiaomeng.
He made a bet with Shi Xiaomeng that he would win her over within three days to prove him right and Shi Xiaomeng wrong. If what He Chen said was true, he would completely conquer Shi Xiaomeng and make her kneel down and sing "Conquer." If word got out, some people might actually believe it...
That's just too much!
He really didn't mean that!
冤!
He's been wronged!
He Chen is such a bastard, he's so good at distorting the facts to frame people!
(End of this chapter)
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