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Chapter 16 Xiao! Why don’t you continue laughing?
Fang Yifan's deliberate provocation naturally had no intention of lowering his voice.

Besides, He Chen's every move is always touching.

Therefore, when Fang Yifan finished his provocative words, the onlookers were shocked. They really couldn't believe that Fang Yifan dared to do this.

"No wonder they call him Fang Hou! He is just as courageous as the Monkey King who dared to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace."

"He just had that incident at the conference, and now this happens again. He really wants to go to heaven."

"Haven't you figured it out yet? This is the sequel to what happened at the previous conference. Fang Yifan fell down and was afraid that Li Tiegun would cause trouble for him, so he pretended to be unconscious. But somehow He Chen exposed his mistake, causing him to be chased and beaten by his mother in front of so many people. How can he get over this? He must get back at him!"

"So that's how it is. But the parents haven't left yet, and they're already taking revenge. This is too much youthful impetuosity."

"How can you be called a young man if you don't get angry? Fang Yifan is the type who will start a fight if he doesn't agree with you. Besides, he used the excuse of giving me a gift this time, and the gift was something very valuable. He definitely used money to slap me in the face. He is really a spendthrift!"

"Not only that, you forgot about yesterday's conflict. Although He Chen was mainly targeting Young Master Ji, Fang Yifan was also affected. And Fang Yifan loves to dance awkwardly. I'm afraid that the sentence 'stop fighting' has given him a deeper meaning."

Everyone was talking about it, which made Fang Yifan even more proud.

Sure enough, the people's eyes were sharp.

He didn't target He Chen intentionally, but He Chen targeted him time and again and made him look bad, so this was justified revenge.

It's definitely not jealousy that makes me unrecognizable or anything like that.

"Fang Yifan, are you sick?" Du Tiantian also came out. Seeing Fang Yifan like this and seeing that his deskmate and good friend He Chen didn't say anything, she thought that Fang Yifan was really angry, so she plucked up the courage to scold Fang Yifan.

"Giving something like this..."

"What's wrong with this?" Fang Yifan argued, "Just tell me, is He Chen practicing the Immortal Crane Kung Fu and the Turtle Breathing Kung Fu all day long, hoping to live as long as a turtle? Even his dream of flying on a balloon is that the crane's age is equal to the turtle's age. I gave him such a valuable authentic golden tortoise out of kindness, isn't that enough?"

"Your golden turtle was clearly a gift for Teacher Li yesterday. Teacher Li was so scared that he threw it away and scolded you severely, and asked you to take it back." Du Tiantian exposed: "You are now giving it to He Chen instead, which clearly shows that you have bad intentions."

"What's your ill intention?" Fang Yifan said with a playful smile: "Tell me about it~"

"..."Du Tiantian was suddenly speechless.

There are some negative connotations involving turtles that are understood by everyone, but are difficult to say in public.

So vulgar!

"Look, you can't tell!" Fang Yifan said proudly, "Besides, if it wasn't a really good thing, would we have carefully selected it to give to Teacher Li?"

At this point, he saw He Chen staring at the turtle as if he had not recovered from the shock, and he became even more proud, laughing: "Look, He Chen is so happy that he doesn't know what to say."

"Are you sure this is a genuine golden coin turtle?" He Chen shifted his gaze from the palm-sized turtle to Fang Yifan who was jumping up and down.

"That's a must!" Fang Yifan patted his chest confidently: "My dad studies this all day long. There are all kinds of flowers, birds, fish and insects at home. We can open a small flower, bird and fish market.

He carefully selected this for Teacher Li’s birthday. He was afraid that Teacher Li would not know the value of it, so he asked me to remind her that this was the most authentic golden coin turtle.

Teacher Li, don't want it. Giving it to you now is like giving a sword to a hero, or a good tortoise to a turtle. I wish you success in your cultivation, and that you can soon become a divine tortoise and live for thousands of years. "Du Tiantian saw that Fang Yifan really said those unpleasant words in a roundabout way, and immediately looked at He Chen worriedly.

Fang Yifan can do such youthful and impetuous things, and He Chen now dares to confront his teacher directly and make him lose face. He even dares to act unscrupulously and directly mock "my father, the district chief". Can he tolerate such an insult?
"Do you think you are very humorous?" He Chen looked down at Fang Yifan as if he were a fool.

"I'm the little prince of humor!" Although Fang Yifan felt something was wrong, he couldn't lose face in front of everyone, so he still said it with a grin.

Then he saw He Chen take out his cell phone from his pocket and start dialing a number. He was shocked and immediately said sarcastically, "What? Are you trying to call someone or tell tales?"

"110? I'm reporting someone for illegally buying and selling the nationally protected animal Golden Coin Turtle!" He Chen spoke into the phone with words that terrified everyone.

“What the hell!” Everyone cursed, stunned by He Chen’s actions.

What a great move to call the police just because of a disagreement!

It's not about telling tales, it's about telling big stories!
"Yes, I confirmed it with the other party again and again. The other party said very confidently that this is the authentic golden coin turtle. He spent a lot of money to give it to the teacher..."

"You, you..." Fang Yifan was even more stunned. He stared blankly at He Chen and the people at the police center confirming the specific information before hanging up the phone. He then stuttered and couldn't utter a complete sentence for a long time.

Is it necessary to alert the police if high school students are bickering with each other?
This is too exaggerated!

Fang Yifan was in a trance and suddenly had a strange idea.

He had always been called Fang Hou by his childhood sweetheart Qiao Yingzi. He was very happy to be called the Monkey King who made trouble in Heaven just now.

After all, who doesn’t like the Monkey King? Hasn’t anyone dreamed of becoming the Monkey King since childhood?
But now he vaguely felt that He Chen standing in front of him might be the real culprit behind the trouble in Heaven.

"Laugh! Why don't you continue laughing?" He Chen smiled at Fang Yifan who couldn't laugh: "You are so filial! You are indeed the one who can fight with Young Master Ji. You are both very filial! I would like to call you Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick!

You know your father is still here, and you don’t want him and the police to go through any more trouble, right?
This is good!
Be happier!

Don't worry, nothing will happen. Your father studied law and he won't break the law.

Even if you know the law and break it, it's okay. This makes you more teachable.

This means that lawyers, police officers and other law enforcement personnel who know the law will be given lighter punishments when they commit crimes, because compared to the ignorant ordinary people, they are more decent and therefore more educated, and therefore can be given lighter punishments again and again.

Even the so-called attraction to the country's flowers, directly in the workplace in front of the camera, can be acquitted, not to mention just buying and selling protected animals. "

At this point, seeing that everyone looked confused and couldn't believe their ears, he pretended to be enlightened and slapped his forehead: "Sorry, my mistake! I forgot that this is not America! I was talking about the laws of America, where Yifan's father is extremely friendly!"

As he said this, he looked at Fang Yifan with a half-smile: "Here, knowingly breaking the law is an aggravated crime and will be punished more severely!

There are always people saying that those who study law in China are extremely envious of their counterparts abroad. I used to be skeptical!

Now I have learned more and am convinced!
Your father who works in legal affairs wouldn't think about these things all the time, mistakenly thinking that he is a great American lawyer, so he breaks the law knowingly, and he wants everyone to know it, right? "

(End of this chapter)