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Chapter 279: His mouth was crooked with anger! He Chen's trick!
Chapter 279: His mouth was crooked with anger! He Chen's trick! (40th day of updates, please give me a monthly vote!)
He Chen didn't take it seriously at first.
But the next day after school, when he was riding his bike back home, he met a girl riding a bike towards him, and then he realized something was wrong.
A playful smile immediately appeared on He Chen's lips.
Because this girl turned out to be He Chen's little fangirl Lu Lu's close friend Kui Zhi.
Just do it?
What kind of action is this!
It turns out that most men and women are no match for scumbags and green tea girls, and there’s a reason for that!
This ability to take action is something that ordinary people cannot compare to.
He Chen was thinking about these things, but he was looking at her out of the corner of his eye and counting down in his mind.
As expected, an accident happened.
Kuizhi, who was riding a bicycle towards them, stared at He Chen. She seemed to be confused by He Chen's face for a moment and forgot that she was riding a bicycle. Just when she was about to collide with He Chen, she took emergency measures to avoid danger, her body tilted, and she fell off the bicycle.
"Oops~"
A mysterious and alluring cry came out of her mouth.
She was very skilled at this and she slowed down naturally. Not only did she not get hurt when she fell, but she also felt the beauty of the classic slow-motion from San Ge's perspective.
In her opinion, He Chen would definitely come to the rescue as soon as possible.
After all, he is a recognized hero who has received certificates and bonuses!
She was thinking happily, but He Chen didn't come forward for a long time. She didn't bother to pretend that she didn't see He Chen. She only cared about her own pain. She looked up and saw He Chen's actions clearly. The corners of her mouth twitched and she almost got angry.
However, after He Chen stopped the car, he did not come forward immediately. Instead, he parked his bicycle, took out a head-mounted camera from his schoolbag, and put it on his head without feeling shabby or ruining his image. Then, when she looked at him, he told her solemnly.
"Hello, classmate. This is a law enforcement recorder I bought myself. It is used to record the course of this incident and keep it for future use. I will not post it online casually. Please understand."
After he finished speaking seriously, he stepped forward and asked, "Classmate, are you okay?"
"..." Aoi complained helplessly.
It’s already being recorded on a body camera, so how can there still be an ambiguous atmosphere where a hero saves a beauty and the beauty falls in love with the hero?
This He Chen is really weird. What on earth has he been through that he would carry this in his schoolbag?
When he met such a beautiful woman like her and had the opportunity to be a hero and save her right in his mouth, he didn't rush over at the first time. Instead, he did this... He is so awesome!
Thinking of this, she pouted subconsciously, realizing that He Chen was really not a good person to someone like her.
"What are you doing?"
No matter how angry she was, in front of the camera, Aoi pretended not to understand He Chen's actions and looked at He Chen in confusion.
This made He Chen admire the actor's acting, it was so natural.
It turns out that what you learn is not as important as your innate talent. Only when you play yourself can it be natural.
"This is a law enforcement recorder!" He Chen also pretended to be ignorant of the situation and cooperated. He pointed at his law enforcement recorder and said with a smile: "Oh, you are wondering why I did this, right? Actually, this is what happened..."
As he spoke, he explained the whole story in a serious manner.
He said that this was thanks to the experience he learned from previous conflicts with classmates and exchanges with the police.
Boys and girls should protect themselves when they go out. Although he has not bought a car yet, he has been riding a bicycle. A bicycle is also a car. If he encounters such a "car accident", it is better to have a "driving recorder" than not.
In short, the whole story is clear, and the journey is reasonable and well-founded.
It seemed as if what he did was natural and not weird at all.
This made Kuizhi, who liked to understand people's minds, feel that He Chen was even more weird.
"The police officer is also teaching this..." Kuizhi still looked at He Chen in confusion, as if murmuring unconsciously.
But the main purpose is to find loopholes.
She didn't believe that He Chen did this. She thought the police taught him to do this.
I'm afraid he has encountered something similar before, and someone has attacked him first, which scared him, so he is on guard.
Asshole!
Which bitch got there first?
But it doesn't matter if we alert the enemy. If we can get a word or two out of him, we can use it as evidence to use as evidence.
"This is not unique to today." He Chen explained with a smile: "From the looks of you, you are a student at the elite middle school next door, so you should also know something about Journey to the West, one of the four great classics, right?
What are those six Dings and six Jias, the five Jie emperors, the four valued officials, and the eighteen guardians of the religion who hid by the side of Monk Tang on his journey to the West?
You mean guard?
But when Tang Seng was captured, how many times did they come out to rescue him?
Most of the time I'm invisible.
So what is the real meaning of their existence?"
At this point, he pointed to the head-mounted law enforcement recorder on his forehead and grinned: "Isn't it the same effect as this? So this good habit of protecting yourself when you go out has existed since ancient times and has been passed down for at least hundreds of years. Even according to the timeline in the book Journey to the West, it has existed for more than a thousand years, so it's not surprising."
"..." Aoi almost couldn't hold back her expression.
This answer is so weird!
Did she want him to give her a lecture?
What are you talking about Journey to the West!
Is she a good student who loves reading and Journey to the West?
She likes Dream of the Red Chamber the most!
That was the only classic that she could read. She especially liked Jia Yuanchun in it. If she became Jia Yuanchun, she would not be Jia Yuanchun anymore, but Niu Hulu Zhen Yuanchun!
But even though she didn't like reading or Journey to the West, she could understand the sarcasm in He Chen's words.
If the action of directly taking out the law enforcement recorder was inspired by Journey to the West, and He Chen looks like Tang Monk, then what is she?
Aren’t these the endless stream of female monsters on the journey to the West who want to eat Tang Monk in various ways?
What made her most nervous was that, when she thought about it carefully, this move of hers causing her to slip and fall and need someone to help her up was not very similar to the classic moves of the female fairies on the Journey to the West, but it was exactly the same!
So she actually understood Journey to the West without realizing it, and went a step further than those good students who studied Journey to the West carefully and put it into practice?
But this feeling is not good at all.
On the contrary, it is very grassy!
Especially when looking at He Chen's smiling eyes, if it wasn't in front of the camera, she would have wanted to rush up and slap He Chen's mouth!
Too poisonous!
So sarcastic!
"So that's how it is." Aoi forced herself to calm down, forced a smile, and asked casually, "But this is not convenient for you. You can't film what happened before the accident, right? It might still cause misunderstandings."
"It's okay!" He Chen smiled and pointed at the multiple cameras nearby. "We're not really living on the Journey to the West in the wilderness. This is the Celestial Empire. Except for private spaces, public areas are almost all monitored by cameras. I'm just used to it. I'm just prepared."
Aoi: “…”
(End of this chapter)
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